you vs me

[Hatake Girl]

ok this is kinda for fun, but who would win in a fight, you or me?

here is a little information about me.
age 17
height 5ft8"
weight 150lbs (im not fat :mad:)

i play competitive softball as an outfielder (left field) and first base. For the past three years i have made the traveling all star team for my community. i have played on another traveling team for 5 years. i have been told that i can pack a punch (a legit quote from someone in my life "you just dont know your own strength")

i am also one smart cookie. constantly ranking in the highest honor roll at my school, i am the 30th ranked student in a class of 530(ish). i have been told that i am very logical yet creative with my ideas.

anyway, like i said before this is something i thought would be fun. im probably gonna get my butt kicked. lol :lol:

[e710]

yeah i am not gonna hit a girl(your a girl right)

[Hatake Girl]

yeah i am not gonna hit a girl(your a girl right)
yeah, but this is for fun. you can throw fake punches at me ^^

[HeavenShocking LunarFang7]

I definitely own everyone in this forum with my epicness... Even TDZ... yeah...beat that.

[Konoha'sGreenThunder]

Except KGT*

[Hatake Girl]

I definitely own everyone in this forum with my epicness... Even TDZ... yeah...beat that.
*hangs head in shame after laughing hard*
true. im not worthy to look in your direction. i concede defeat :lol:

[HeavenShocking LunarFang7]

Except KGT*
Supply me with some basic info on yourself, then we'll see.

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc34/rasheedz/tch.png

[Sharingan Shinobi]

I dunno, I think me can beat you, but me has had it rough so.....
You is pretty tough but....
I think the fight that is going to commence between you and me will be interuppted by a someone....

[Hatake Girl]

Supply me with some basic info on yourself, then we'll see.

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc34/rasheedz/tch.png
it can be a three way fight! ohh the epicness!!

[Sharingan Shinobi]

Supply me with some basic info on yourself, then we'll see.

I smell pride in the air... :lol:

[Hatake Girl]

I dunno, I think me can beat you, but me has had it rough so.....
You is pretty tough but....
I think the fight that is going to commence between you and me will be interuppted by a someone....
haha they'd probably have to stop you from killing me completely ^^
me is sorry that you have had it rough... no es bueno.

[[Shikamaru]]

I'm 173lbs, 5'8 and basically packed with muscle.

I've played baseball for 10 years, football for 7, and hockey for 2. I'm pretty athletic.

Although I'm not ranked 30th in my class, I don't get good grades because I simply don't care. I am, however, very smart.

Do I think you could beat me? Probably, if you give a low blow or kick me in the knee caps. You can basically beat anyone that way.

On the scale of strength, I don't think so. But, speed and strategy is your greatest weapon, considering I'm no longer as fast as I used to be :X

[JCTKNE4E]

Supply me with some basic info on yourself, then we'll see.

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc34/rasheedz/tch.png

KGT's basic info: He is Konoha's Green Thunder

[Shikamaru Nara]

I win. I'm an MMA fighter and I play Left field, pitcher, and first!!

[Spleen Boy]

I think I would win. I am a black belt in Tae Kwon Do, am practicing Kick Boxing and am a soccer and track star... also I am in honor role... I know it isn't HIGH honor role but you know still...

[HeavenShocking LunarFang7]

;2485992']I'm 173lbs, 5'8 and basically packed with muscle.

I've played baseball for 10 years, football for 7, and hockey for 2. I'm pretty athletic.

Although I'm not ranked 30th in my class, I don't get good grades because I simply don't care. I am, however, very smart.

Do I think you could beat me? Probably, if you give a low blow or kick me in the knee caps. You can basically beat anyone that way.

On the scale of strength, I don't think so. But, speed and strategy is your greatest weapon, considering I'm no longer as fast as I used to be :X
I weigh 135, age 16, I've played baseball for 13 years, soccer for 12, hockey for 4, football for 8. I run all-state track. I get straight A's in all AP classes and currently the valedictorian (can change, I'm only a 10th grader) and am basically known to everyone in my school. :D

[HeavenShocking LunarFang7]

I win. I'm an MMA fighter and I play Left field, pitcher, and first!!
I've been in MMA sense I was 9, I'm currently 16. I'd beat your @ss. :D

[e710]

I weigh 135, age 16, I've played baseball for 13 years, soccer for 12, hockey for 4, football for 8. I run all-state track. I get straight A's in all AP classes and currently the valedictorian (can change, I'm only a 10th grader) and am basically known to everyone in my school. :D


what the heck your like perfect

[HeavenShocking LunarFang7]

what the heck your like perfect
Umm...thanks?

[Vatanui AKA Pride]

I smell pride in the air... :lol:
You'd better not steal my catchphrase. xD

what the heck your like perfect

Here's a Hint:

Don't believe everything on the Internet, genius.

[Spleen Boy]

what the heck your like perfect

why is being 135 pounds at the age of 16 perfect? I am 15 and weigh 123... am I less or more perfect because of that?

[Sharingan Shinobi]

I weigh 135, age 16, I've played baseball for 13 years, soccer for 12, hockey for 4, football for 8. I run all-state track. I get straight A's in all AP classes and currently the valedictorian (can change, I'm only a 10th grader) and am basically known to everyone in my school. :D
Oh Really?
I've been in MMA sense I was 9, I'm currently 16. I'd beat your @ss. :D
Oh... You were lying....
what the heck your like perfect

He just blew his cover..... By cursing..... By doing that he is telling us that he doesn't have a wide range of vocabulary. :mrgreen:

[e710]

why is being 135 pounds at the age of 16 perfect? I am 15 and weigh 123... am I less or more perfect because of that?

yeah nevermind i asumed he would have been good at all the sports but he might be and i dont know the hieght to weight ratio i 11

[Vex]

I weigh 135, age 16, I've played baseball for 13 years, soccer for 12, hockey for 4, football for 8. I run all-state track. I get straight A's in all AP classes and currently the valedictorian (can change, I'm only a 10th grader) and am basically known to everyone in my school. :D

I weigh about 105-110 pounds, age fifteen, I've been playing baseball for eight years with my father.. Taught me everything I knew about sports, he did. Uh, let's see; volleyball for six. But instead of using a volleyball, we'd use lit bombs. Damn right I learned how to serve quick haha! Before I tell you more awesome things about myself, I'd like to say thanks to my father Chuck Norris. Thanks dad, love you. /kneeslap
But anyhow, daddy got me involved in mountain lion wrestling too. Gotta learn how to toughen up somehow am I right; so I started getting down with those suckers when I was seven. Still like to take those on every once in a while. But I soon later got into going into safaris & hunting jungle ogres.
Hm.. Oh yeah, I can bench about three times my weight. Didn't take very long because I'd have to carry buffalo home for daddy when I was a tyke.
I know it doesn't look like I have muscles, but I'm sure if you tried to touch me inappropriately you'd leave with a few mudholes stomped in to you. :3

Yeah, I don't go to school; daddy says it's for knowledgeable people that wanna make themselves important for society but I've always known I wanted to be some kind of bouncer for earth trolls.
I'm actually a pretty nice person & pretty leveled up on my WoW account btw lolol.

So yeah, I'm known pretty well in Asia & parts of Russia. But my life is nothing special.
Crap gotta go, some jungle cats are at my window. Guess I better the get the sauteed jungle troll! :3

Edit: Listen to yourselves, this isn't a contest. You all are sounds more and more full of yourselves by making us believe this stuff. Get over yourselves & try to not post this on the internet. You'll get nothing but crap anyway like I just trolled you guys.

[321zigzag1]

Where is Dudemeister when you need him?
http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc34/rasheedz/tch.png

[junchurikioftheleaf]

you would win but its because im only 12

[crystalblade13]

hmm, im 18 and about 185 pounds (pure muscle, lol). im sure your speed and higher then F grades would blitz me though. plus, i dont hit girls.

and if your really hatake's girl then you probably know chidori, which would kill me handily.

[TOKIE_TOKIE]

I wouldn't really like to hit a girl but im 6'5 14 years old about 190 pounds and i have a GPA of 3.4ive most sports so im experienced and im very determined......also if im pissed of nobody gets away unharmed.:evil:

[junchurikioftheleaf]

I wouldn't really like to hit a girl but im 6'5 14 years old about 190 pounds and i have a GPA of 3.4ive most sports so im experienced and im very determined......also if im pissed of nobody gets away unharmed.:evil:
since when can tokie talk? lol

[Vatanui AKA Pride]

Where is Dudemeister when you need him?
http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc34/rasheedz/tch.png
Exactly. :lol:

[321zigzag1]

Exactly. :lol:

Pretty much Dudemeister's own inflated ego would flatten them alone. http://s236.photobucket.com/albums/ff286/nfforums/NF%20smilies/emotawesomepm9.gif

No one contests this BELIEVE IT! http://s236.photobucket.com/albums/ff286/nfforums/NF smilies/sun.png

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff286/nfforums/112hqmv.png http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff286/nfforums/hmpf.gif

[TOKIE_TOKIE]

I first started talking when i ran at a kid while yelling chidori and puching him right in the gut

[HeavenShocking LunarFang7]

Pretty much Dudemeister's own inflated ego would flatten them alone. http://s236.photobucket.com/albums/ff286/nfforums/NF%20smilies/emotawesomepm9.gif

No one contests this BELIEVE IT! http://s236.photobucket.com/albums/ff286/nfforums/NF%20smilies/sun.png

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff286/nfforums/112hqmv.png http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff286/nfforums/hmpf.gif
I have found God himself.... http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc34/rasheedz/tch.png

[HeavenShocking LunarFang7]

Oh Really?

Oh... You were lying....


He just blew his cover..... By cursing..... By doing that he is telling us that he doesn't have a wide range of vocabulary. :mrgreen:
What do you mean I was lying? I'm pretty sure I have a decently wide vocabulary..

[SageoftheSixPaths]

Well, I'm made purely out of diamond. That usually helps in fights. I'm also highly radioactive and have bees swarming my head at all times. I'm the birth child of Aritha Franklin and Jesus. I take one to fourteen thousands gallons of steroids a day. My dog is a T-Rex, and I potty trained him in under twelve seconds. I can also cook spaghetti with my mind.

I think I stand a fair chance against a fastball pitch.

[Sharingan Shinobi]

What do you mean I was lying? I'm pretty sure I have a decently wide vocabulary..



LOL! I was just messin with ya! It was getting boring! :mrgreen:

[Yellow Flash]

why is being 135 pounds at the age of 16 perfect? I am 15 and weigh 123... am I less or more perfect because of that?
This is all just for fun don't take it to seriously.

[Yellow Flash]

LOL! I was just messin with ya! It was getting boring! :mrgreen:
I'm HeavenShocking LunarFang btw.

[Hozuki Suigetsu]

I'm HeavenShocking LunarFang btw.

Okay...............

[The 1st Hokage]

Age:13
Height:5'6''
Weight:186

I play basketball and box for fun.

You beat me cuz i don't hit girls no matter what unless you are my sister.

[Hatake Girl]

haha all the comments about not hitting girls. cute!! its nice to see chivalry is still alive and well.

[9tail]

all guys...just decline...nut kick...plus im 12 and your 3 inches taller than me...i am not gonna hit a girl

[Zeru]

i could beat you mabye....i am a pyromaniac and i can make explosives,i have good acuracy when useing ranged weapons,really good at useing spears and daggers, and i am not afraid to kill anyone,i am not afraid of hitting a girl,i can put a grown man on the ground(i'm 14),and ect...so it is a 50/100 chance of me beating/killing you

[The 1st Hokage]

i could beat you mabye....i am a pyromaniac and i can make explosives,i have good acuracy when useing ranged weapons,really good at useing spears and daggers, and i am not afraid to kill anyone,i am not afraid of hitting a girl,i can put a grown man on the ground(i'm 14),and ect...so it is a 50/100 chance of me beating/killing you
I might could beat you.I box for fun,fight for no reason,and i can hit any target within 25 meters with a shotgun.I myself am a pyromaniac.My dad lit a fire in our fireplace.2 minutes later i had my livingroom on fire.

Our only difference is age and i wont hit girls.

[Hatake Girl]

i could beat you mabye....i am a pyromaniac and i can make explosives,i have good acuracy when useing ranged weapons,really good at useing spears and daggers, and i am not afraid to kill anyone,i am not afraid of hitting a girl,i can put a grown man on the ground(i'm 14),and ect...so it is a 50/100 chance of me beating/killing you
ok, :shock: yeah youd probably win. id be too afaid to fight you. thats cool that you can use spears well. (though im not sure where you would get a hold of a spear...oh well :D)

I might could beat you.I box for fun,fight for no reason,and i can hit any target within 25 meters with a shotgun.I myself am a pyromaniac.My dad lit a fire in our fireplace.2 minutes later i had my livingroom on fire.

Our only difference is age and i wont hit girls.
youd probably be able to punch my lights out:lol: me boxing is like ... fail...
i tend to just throw punches and kicks when i think its a good time (im no good with coordinated attacks like the ones in boxing).

[The Great Uzimaki]

Well me..........Because i have a black belt in everything and fight in the UFC and my name is chuck liddel....(Sarcasm hopefully you know that).... Also i'm Michael Weston i can make explosives snipe you and probaly make a bomb out of a microwave......and i have unlimited untrackble phones and alot of guns.


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>.>

[The 1st Hokage]

Well me..........Because i have a black belt in everything and fight in the UFC and my name is chuck liddel....(Sarcasm hopefully you know that).... Also i'm Michael Weston i can make explosives snipe you and probaly make a bomb out of a microwave......and i have unlimited untrackble phones and alot of guns.


<.<
>.>
NO.I'm the Iceman.I'm fiona too.I make explosions for micheal and supply his guns.

[321zigzag1]

Again where is Dudemeister when you need him for this thread. http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc34/rasheedz/tch.png

[Zulqurlain]

i can hit a girl

[The 1st Hokage]

ok, :shock: yeah youd probably win. id be too afaid to fight you. thats cool that you can use spears well. (though im not sure where you would get a hold of a spear...oh well :D)


youd probably be able to punch my lights out:lol: me boxing is like ... fail...
i tend to just throw punches and kicks when i think its a good time (im no good with coordinated attacks like the ones in boxing).
Well lets just say i learned during a crash course.

[Lady Tsunade]

HA!*Slaps you* Ill kick yo ass Girl :P

[Nero]

About me ,

Age : 16 , An Aikido Black Belt (6) , Parkour Performer ( Hard to catch then ) , I can't hit a girl , But I like seeing you trying to hit me :D ..

BTW in Aikido I use Katanas , Nunchakus , Bow and Arrows , So expect that i am Expert in using those weapons ..

Good Luck ..

[Vivi]

About me ,

Age : 16 , An Aikido Black Belt (6) , Parkour Performer ( Hard to catch then ) , I can't hit a girl , But I like seeing you trying to hit me :D ..

BTW in Aikido I use Katanas , Nunchakus , Bow and Arrows , So expect that i am Expert in using those weapons ..

Good Luck ..


Otacon Reloaded?

[trofet]

There is so much Bull shi t in this thread that my eyes are bleeding.

[Nero]

Otacon Reloaded?

?? What do you mean ?!!!!

[tanduhman]

?? What do you mean ?!!!!
hahaha its an inside joke bud.. dont take it offensively..

as for me.. i cant hit a girl with my fists, thats basically against my law of nature.... but i coul deffinelty pillow fight you! than id win:lol:

[The Demon Zabuza]

Dear lord, the amount of lies in this thread is tangible. I definitely own everyone in this forum with my epicness... Even TDZ... yeah...beat that.I saw your profile, it was very impressive. Too bad none of it was true.

[SageoftheSixPaths]

Dear lord, the amount of lies in this thread is tangible. I saw your profile, it was very impressive. Too bad none of it was true.
Boom goes the dynamite.

Also, my profile was 102.6% true.

[Maikeru D. Shinigami]

I definitely own everyone in this forum with my epicness... Even TDZ... yeah...beat that. But, not Maikeru.

Says the guy whose lines I can edit if I so please. :ugeek:

[The Demon Zabuza]

Believe it or not, I'm a champion in Judo, Karate, Kickboxing, Taiquando and boxing. I'm actually scheduled to compete in the 2012 olympics, and am expected to win at least four gold medals.

[SageoftheSixPaths]

Believe it or not, I'm a champion in Judo, Karate, Kickboxing, Taiquando and boxing. I'm actually scheduled to compete in the 2012 olympics, and am expected to win at least four gold medals.
Well hot damn. Don't mess up that pretty face o' yours, mkay? xD

But seriously, I AM made purely out of diamond. I still win.

[The Demon Zabuza]

Well hot damn. Don't mess up that pretty face o' yours, mkay? xD

But seriously, I AM made purely out of diamond. I still win.

Please, they wouldn't be able to hit me with my gymnastic skills. And, because proving one part of a statement is the same as proving all of it, see below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yQaQaYgG1s

[SageoftheSixPaths]

Please, they wouldn't be able to hit me with my gymnastic skills. And, because proving one part of a statement is the same as proving all of it, see below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yQaQaYgG1s
I'm actually being serious when I say I can do a backflip on a trampoline. Not the twist, but definitely the flip.

Did I mention I'm also part Schwarzenegger?

[Maikeru D. Shinigami]

Maikeru would beat every single on of you with Tai-Kwan-Do skills that he learned when he was five years old. :ugeek:

[321zigzag1]

Dudemeister solos with his egoness. http://s236.photobucket.com/albums/ff286/nfforums/NF%20smilies/2z7exox.png

[SageoftheSixPaths]

Dudemeister solos with his egoness. http://s236.photobucket.com/albums/ff286/nfforums/NF%20smilies/2z7exox.png
This. He's got the feats to back it up, too. http://s236.photobucket.com/albums/ff286/nfforums/NF%20smilies/2z7exox.png

[321zigzag1]

This. He's got the feats to back it up, too. http://s236.photobucket.com/albums/ff286/nfforums/NF%20smilies/2z7exox.png

Exactly. Unlike the others here He isn't lying. http://i27.tinypic.com/2z8z3w2.gif

[tanduhman]

Exactly. Unlike the others here He isn't lying. http://i27.tinypic.com/2z8z3w2.gif
i didnt lie? cmon now! thats one

[321zigzag1]

i didnt lie? cmon now! thats one

Ok maybe few weren't lying here but most were. http://i27.tinypic.com/2z8z3w2.gif

[Maikeru D. Shinigami]

Dudemeister solos with his egoness. http://s236.photobucket.com/albums/ff286/nfforums/NF%20smilies/2z7exox.png

His ego is nothing compared to my own. :geek:

[SageoftheSixPaths]

Exactly. Unlike the others here He isn't lying. http://i27.tinypic.com/2z8z3w2.gif
Dudemeister's ego flattens the entire forum's population in seconds. He's potentially a website buster if he powers up any more. http://i27.tinypic.com/2z8z3w2.gif

EDIT:

@Mai: You've obviously never had any prolonged contact with Dudemeister...

[321zigzag1]

His ego is nothing compared to my own. :geek:

No. http://i27.tinypic.com/2z8z3w2.gif

Dudemeister's ego flattens the entire forum's population in seconds. He's potentially a website buster if he powers up any more. http://i27.tinypic.com/2z8z3w2.gif

EDIT:

@Mai: You've obviously never had any prolonged contact with Dudemeister...

Dudemeister is a peculiar fellow.

[Maikeru D. Shinigami]

@Mai: You've obviously never had any prolonged contact with Dudemeister...

You must not have had any prolonged contact with me.

[SageoftheSixPaths]

No. http://i27.tinypic.com/2z8z3w2.gif



Dudemeister is a peculiar fellow.
Indeed.
You must not have had any prolonged contact with me.
Ah, but I have, and I hate to break it to you, but Dudemeister, by his own mouth, has just about created the entire universe from his yawns. And then he made an unlimited number of other universes. And then he ate them all. But got full before he finished this one. So now he just lives among us mortals to give us a chance to bask in his radiant glory.

[Maikeru D. Shinigami]

Ah, but I have, and I hate to break it to you, but Dudemeister, by his own mouth, has just about created the entire universe from his yawns. And then he made an unlimited number of other universes. And then he ate them all. But got full before he finished this one. So now he just lives among us mortals to give us a chance to bask in his radiant glory.

Or, perhaps, you have not witnessed the full extent of my ego.

[321zigzag1]

Or, perhaps, you have not witnessed the full extent of my ego.

Then you must prove it. http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c172/nfandom/guns.gif

[SageoftheSixPaths]

Or, perhaps, you have not witnessed the full extent of my ego.

Then you must prove it. http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c172/nfandom/guns.gif
What he said. We go by feats here in the Battlegrounds.

[Maikeru D. Shinigami]

My ego has no need for proof due to my epic awesomeness.

[SageoftheSixPaths]

My ego has no need for proof due to my epic awesomeness.
You'll have to do better than that... xD

[Maikeru D. Shinigami]

You'll have to do better than that... xD

That wasn't trying, simply stating the facts.

[naruhinafan135]

i would win againist maikeru sageofthesixpaths and the demon zabuza:p:p:p:p