Naruto vs Chuck Norris

[NinjaPrinny939]

I personally think chuck would strangle naruto with his pubes, but what do you think?

[321zigzag1]

http://www.nypress.com/images/chuck_norris.jpg

[ECW Original]

Norris breathes and Naruto dies 100000000000000000000000000000 over in less than a second

[deidara330]

http://www.nypress.com/images/chuck_norris.jpgIs fail. Naruto kills Chuck before Chuck even realizes he's dead (yes, IIRC it is possible for someone to die before they even realize it). Naruto's already faster than the eye can see, at least Sonic, Chuck Norris can't even see his movements.

[Vatanui AKA Pride]

Let me tell you this:

Chuck Norris, with JK Hype, is The One Above All's rival and TOAA rapes 99.99999% of fiction.

Although PlotKai reigns above all. http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff286/nfforums/NF%20smilies/2z7exox.png

[NinjaPrinny939]

When God made Noah build the ark, it wasn't cause of a storm, it was cause chuck Norris needed to take a piss.

[<3Gaara_Girl<3]

Well Naruto would win if it was just a regular battle... But if Chuck drank Monster a/o Amp beforehand... That's a different story ;)

[321zigzag1]

Is fail. Naruto kills Chuck before Chuck even realizes he's dead (yes, IIRC it is possible for someone to die before they even realize it). Naruto's already faster than the eye can see, at least Sonic, Chuck Norris can't even see his movements.

Making fun of a famous icon is not nice Deidara. http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff286/nfforums/NF%20smilies/2z7exox.png

[deidara330]

Making fun of a famous icon is not nice Deidara. http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff286/nfforums/NF%20smilies/2z7exox.pngSo it's okay when people start Jonas Brothers hate clubs, but I can't bash Chuck Norris? He actually believed Obama was born in Kenya IIRC.

[321zigzag1]

So it's okay when people start Jonas Brothers hate clubs, but I can't bash Chuck Norris? He actually believed Obama was born in Kenya IIRC.

There is not that much to hate about Chuck Norris really asides him from being conservative and all which doesn't matter here.

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff286/nfforums/NF%20smilies/2z7exox.png

[deidara330]

There is not that much to hate about Chuck Norris really asides him from being conservative and all which doesn't matter here.

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff286/nfforums/NF%20smilies/2z7exox.pngHe's way ovverated. He so cannot use 1,934 things in a room to kill you. I bet he couldn't even use a hundred.

[321zigzag1]

He's way ovverated. He so cannot use 1,934 things in a room to kill you. I bet he couldn't even use a hundred.

You honestly don't think that people in general truly believe that?

[camcam417]

hmmm thats a close one but i think naruto would win

[deidara330]

You honestly don't think that people in general truly believe that?Of course not. But I don't see what's the big deal about Chuck Norris, really. I've never seen or heard him do anything beyond JK hype.

[Demonnaruto21]

naruto would so win if he use rasenshuriken

[narutofan99]

Well Naruto would win if it was just a regular battle... But if Chuck drank Monster a/o Amp beforehand... That's a different story ;)



Nope. he had a five hour energy. :)

[321zigzag1]

Of course not. But I don't see what's the big deal about Chuck Norris, really. I've never seen or heard him do anything beyond JK hype.

He was in some shows like the Texas Ranger one also you can go read online where the whole norris thing came from online meme joke that somehow everyone liked.

[Vocaloid]

Two words.

Roundhouse Kick.


But seriously, the one who owuld win would be...... Chuck Norris (Jk, Naruto obviously)

[Teddie]

Omniverse Bustin RHK

But @ Deidara
He roundhouse kicked people with such badassery in walker texas ranger that people decided to make jokes about him. The jokes caught on and he became a phenomenon.