Pickup Lines of Doom!

[Kizomaru Yukimoto]

Your beauty was so distracting that it made me walk into a thread wall. I will need everyones name and number for Insurence reasons.

~ . ~ ( XD )


Basically.. try and make the person above you blush or say something ... XD



Credits to Yuki M Uzumaki!

[narutofan99]

I don't understand lol...

[Sosuke Aizen]

Sosuke...I got geico...XD

[Kizomaru Yukimoto]

I don't understand lol...
XD
Sosuke...I got geico...XD


* Blush * Um..erm.. Can I have a picture... Sosuke... I want Santa to know exactly what I want for christmas.. :oops:

[Tobi65]

AHH! kizo-chan's a stalker!...

[The Shady Ninja]

OMG, corny pick-up lines FTW.

[Hockey Otaku]

Name: Hockey Otaku
Phone: (555) 867-5309
I have Nationwide...Home of the Blue Jackets!

[Tsukinomai]

Here's my number..

1-800-Twilight Sucks

...XD :D I have Geico to....but I squished the lizard....<.< XD

[narutofan99]

Ohh, now I get it LOL

[Kizomaru Yukimoto]

If being cute is a crime.. You guys are guilty as charged

XDD

[Tobi65]

fine kizo i give up

name: tobi-chan

number: 911

i haz geico cause it's awesome!...

[The Shady Ninja]

If being hot is a crime, you should serve the death penalty. :cool:
(Too much? xD)

[Kizomaru Yukimoto]

If being hot is a crime, you should serve the death penalty. :cool:
(Too much? xD)

Excuse me.. I lost my number.. may I borrow urs?

[sasu_girl]

*feelz flattered* why thank you cheesey pickup line girl!!

[Sosuke Aizen]

XD



* Blush * Um..erm.. Can I have a picture... Sosuke... I want Santa to know exactly what I want for christmas.. :oops:O__O...lol

[Tsukinomai]

:oops::oops::oops: Kizo is flirting with me!!...XD

[Kizomaru Yukimoto]

O__O...lol

*feelz flattered* why thank you cheesey pickup line girl!!
XD Worked on Sosuke!

[Kizomaru Yukimoto]

:oops::oops::oops: Kizo is flirting with me!!...XD


;3 Your the refreshing water while I am the thirstyest girl in the world.

[Sosuke Aizen]

Yes im charmed now...

[Kizomaru Yukimoto]

Yes im charmed now...

> . > < . < Hum.. Sosuke.. I am naturally attracked to your beauty.. Maybe it is because you remind me of myself.

[Sosuke Aizen]

>__<...Im blinded by your beauty...I need shades..

[Kizomaru Yukimoto]

>__<...Im blinded by your beauty...I need shades..

I am pretty sure the shades will break from my beauty

[Sosuke Aizen]

I would need laser surgery..then

[Kizomaru Yukimoto]

I would need laser surgery..then

XD This should be a game one sec

[Sosuke Aizen]

hahaha...

[Kizomaru Yukimoto]

hahaha...

> . > < . < donez

[Yuki M Namikazi Uzumaki]

Your beauty was so distracting that it made me walk into a thread wall. I will need everyones name and number for Insurence reasons.

~ . ~ ( XD )






Credits to Yuki M Uzumaki!
xD look up Akatsuki pickup lines of death in google images

[Akatsuki X]

hahahaha this is a pretty good thread
I got some good ones lol but there kinda perverted
"wait, hold up girl, you got something on your chest, my eyes"
"why don't you come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?"
"if i had a flower for every time I thought of you, I would forever walk in a garden"
"I can spell boobies on my calculator, but I'd much rather see yours"
hahaha that last one always cracks me up ;p

[dogboy22]

hahahaha this is a pretty good thread
i got some good ones lol but there kinda perverted
"wait, hold up girl, you got something on your chest, my eyes"
"why don't you come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?"
"if i had a flower for every time i thought of you, i would forever walk in a garden"
"i can spell boobies on my calculator, but i'd much rather see yours"
hahaha that last one always cracks me up ;p

lol!!

[Kizomaru Yukimoto]

You look fimilar.. Have I seen you before? Oh Yeah I remember! You look like my Next Boy friend.

[dogboy22]

You look fimilar.. Have I seen you before? Oh Yeah I remember! You look like my Next Boy friend.

cheesey!

[Kizomaru Yukimoto]

cheesey!

XDDD I know

Hey Babe. Im like a rubix cube.. the more you play the harder I get.

[dogboy22]

I lost my teddy bear,will you sleep with me

[Kizomaru Yukimoto]

Kizo, I lost my teddy bear,will you sleep with me?

* Blush * I love that one!!! A few edits and it goes in my siggy.. I will just have to add my name... ^ Fixed! Its going in my siggy!

Well atleast mine are not as cheesy as lees:

BE MY GF!
ILL PROTECT U TILL THE DAY i DIE!
XD

Mine:

how about you be the glaicer and I be the Titanic and I'll go down on you.

[DragonX]

This is gonna be hilarious.

"If I were a planet, you would be my moon."
*looks under skirt* "Do you want see my hairs too?" (Johnny Bravo FTW)
"I can get it on for 72 hour." - Itachi lol

[dogboy22]

* Blush * I love that one!!! A few edits and it goes in my siggy.. I will just have to add my name... ^ Fixed! Its going in my siggy!

Well atleast mine are not as cheesy as lees:

BE MY GF!
ILL PROTECT U TILL THE DAY i DIE!
XD

Mine:

how about you be the glaicer and I be the Titanic and I'll go down on you.

you lost onibaru xD

Mine:If i told you that you had a beautitful body,would you hold it against me

[Kizomaru Yukimoto]

you lost onibaru xD

Mine:If i told you that you had a beautitful body,would you hold it against me

XDDD

OniBaru: - . -..............

XDD Ur In my siggy DogBoy!

Dogboy-Kun If I bit my lips.. will you kiss them better?

[Sosuke Aizen]

@dogboy Your so cute..may i take you home and feed you?

[dogboy22]

XDDD

OniBaru: - . -..............

XDD Ur In my siggy DogBoy!

Dogboy-Kun If I bit my lips.. will you kiss them better?

yes i see that kizo and xD!!! i like that one xD

[dogboy22]

@dogboy Your so cute..may i take you home and feed you?

no you may not XD

[Kizomaru Yukimoto]

yes i see that kizo and xD!!! i like that one xD


* Blush * FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! Go out with me or Die! HAVE ME! DATTEBAYO!

[dogboy22]

* Blush * FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! Go out with me or Die! HAVE ME! DATTEBAYO!

again XD

[DragonX]

* Blush * FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! Go out with me or Die! HAVE ME! DATTEBAYO! *falls over laughing* Hahahaha! *cough* Hahaha!

[Kizomaru Yukimoto]

again XD

:roll: * Blush * But I was not kidding that time..

[dogboy22]

:roll: * Blush * But I was not kidding that time..

ohh....wait What ._.

[Kizomaru Yukimoto]

*falls over laughing* Hahahaha! *cough* Hahaha!

:cool: If I tossed the 50c coin.. what are the chances of me getting heads?

[Kizomaru Yukimoto]

ohh....wait What ._.

* Blush * ._ .

[dogboy22]

* Blush * ._ .

awkward...

[Kizomaru Yukimoto]

awkward...

I was Kidding XDDD

[dogboy22]

I was Kidding XDDD

ha I KNEW IT!

[DragonX]

:cool: If I tossed the 50c coin.. what are the chances of me getting heads? Do you have a fever? Or are you happy to see me? ;)

[Kizomaru Yukimoto]

ha I KNEW IT!
Yup! I g2g byez
Do you have a fever? Or are you happy to see me? ;)

;) IS it hot in here or is it just you?

[dogboy22]

Yup! I g2g byez


;) IS it hot in here or is it just you?

bye!!

[Kizomaru Yukimoto]

http://www.explorelove.co.uk/images/best_pic_up_lines.jpg

XD We have!

[Cyl]

Are u wearing space pants because that BUTT IS OUT OF THIS WORLD! (lol)

Cupid called, he said give me my heart back.

This isnt a stickuP! im just happy to see you.

[NarutoRulez]

Wait, don't tell me your number, I know it's gonna be 001- HOTline!

-_- xDDD

If cuteness had a face, it'd be yours!

Cheesy, but effective :D!

[Kizomaru Yukimoto]

Wait, don't tell me your number, I know it's gonna be 001- HOTline!

-_- xDDD

If cuteness had a face, it'd be yours!

Cheesy, but effective :D!

* Affected * * Blush * <3

[Sosuke Aizen]

Havent i seen you before?

I think i have..

You were in the top 100 hottest bodies..right?

I remember that body..

[kakashi 4]

Go out with me or you will Die.

[kakashi 4]

oooohhhhhh i have a good one. Wanna feel my chakra?