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otacon
12-24-2009, 07:36 PM
who wins? lol:shock:

Pepsi man: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fajYEF2UJgA

Coke man: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaQHKQbXal0

also, which do you like more, coke or pepsi. I personally prefer RC Cola lol

crystalblade13
12-24-2009, 07:37 PM
definately coke man, he has that coke drinking polar bear on his side. lol

JCTKNE4E
12-24-2009, 07:41 PM
Coke, as it has secret ingredients that will pwn the pepsi man. Plus, coke is just better.

ECW Original
12-24-2009, 07:47 PM
rape thread!

otacon
12-24-2009, 08:04 PM
Pepsi Maaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JCTKNE4E
12-24-2009, 08:04 PM
Lol, how is this a rape thread?!

ECW Original
12-24-2009, 08:06 PM
Coke rapes pepsi.

JCTKNE4E
12-24-2009, 08:07 PM
This I know, but do you have any feats?

Vatanui AKA Pride
12-24-2009, 08:08 PM
Coke Man Stomps with Polar Bear and Better Taste. xD

crystalblade13
12-24-2009, 08:10 PM
lol...speedblitz with a polar bear. i'd believe it

JCTKNE4E
12-24-2009, 08:10 PM
This is too good!

What about Pepsi's Mountain Dew Phase?
How can Coke counter that?

otacon
12-24-2009, 08:12 PM
seriously is anybody even watching the vids? Pepsi is a force to be reckoned with; hes like a fricken pepsi Tsunami. Also I like Pepsi more than coke (or do I?)

JCTKNE4E
12-24-2009, 08:14 PM
Coke has shadow manipulation, seen the commercial? It is a powerful genjutsu that pepsi has yet to beat.

otacon
12-24-2009, 08:17 PM
Coke has shadow manipulation, seen the commercial? It is a powerful genjutsu that pepsi has yet to beat.

since when? I have never seen such a commercial. Maybe you from a different country with different commercials (I'm from USA), because around here Pepsi wins unless you REALLY like coke

JCTKNE4E
12-24-2009, 08:18 PM
I am from The united states, give me a minute, I will show you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luQgp_Vtvts

Note that this is not spam, it relates to the fight, and shows a feat. Muahahahahahaha!

otacon
12-24-2009, 08:39 PM
I am from The united states, give me a minute, I will show you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luQgp_Vtvts

Note that this is not spam, it relates to the fight, and shows a feat. Muahahahahahaha!

Thanks for the vid, as I have really never seen this commercial. Anyways, does that really count as shadow manipulation and genjutsu? Surely the guy was simply hallucinating.

ECW Original
12-24-2009, 08:44 PM
I'm gonna do Sunny D vs, Narutoverse

otacon
12-24-2009, 08:47 PM
i'm gonna do sunny d vs, narutoverse

boosh!

JCTKNE4E
12-24-2009, 08:51 PM
Hallucinations brought about by genjutsu

ECW Original
12-24-2009, 08:52 PM
Pepsi doesn't stand a chance.

otacon
12-24-2009, 09:05 PM
Pepsiman has to be at least hypersonic, i mean he can run to any location within seconds during the event that sombody is out of Pepsi.

SageoftheSixPaths
12-24-2009, 09:06 PM
Um, COKE. There is not and never will be a contest here. Coke was the original kickass drink and always will be. Coke beats oxygen and water while we're at it.

JCTKNE4E
12-24-2009, 09:07 PM
Where are your proof of these feats, Otacon? Coke for all intents and purposes may very well be omnipresent.

otacon
12-24-2009, 09:12 PM
Where are your proof of these feats, Otacon? Coke for all intents and purposes may very well be omnipresent.

Watch some of the Pepsiman commercials; basically whenever sombody is out of pepsi, he runs over instantly and everyboy magically gets pepsi. He is VERY fast. Faster than your average Coke man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTGifrYPTas

heres proof

SageoftheSixPaths
12-24-2009, 09:15 PM
Watch some of the Pepsiman commercials; basically whenever sombody is out of pepsi, he runs over instantly and everyboy magically gets pepsi. He is VERY fast. Faster than your average Coke man.
Coke Man needs no speed, because he's already there. Waiting. Ready to quench your thirst. Prepared to temp you with his liquidy delights time and time again until your willpower cracks and you much give in. It's a natural occurrence that you must give in to the deliciousness that is Coke.

SageoftheSixPaths
12-24-2009, 09:17 PM
Watch some of the Pepsiman commercials; basically whenever sombody is out of pepsi, he runs over instantly and everyboy magically gets pepsi. He is VERY fast. Faster than your average Coke man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTGifrYPTas

heres proof
Woh, wait, he got caught by a normal truck. He can't be running more than 50mph.

otacon
12-24-2009, 09:18 PM
Coke Man needs no speed, because he's already there. Waiting. Ready to quench your thirst. Prepared to temp you with his liquidy delights time and time again until your willpower cracks and you much give in. It's a natural occurrence that you must give in to the deliciousness that is Coke.

I'm gonna make a poll

otacon
12-24-2009, 09:22 PM
Woh, wait, he got caught by a normal truck. He can't be running more than 50mph.

Pepsi Man could have ran faster, but prefers to make a dynamic entrence.
plus, the cactus seemed to like pepsi more, and that's saying somthing as technichally soda is dehydrating.

JCTKNE4E
12-24-2009, 09:24 PM
Pepsiman lacks intelligence necessary to win the battle, as he ran into a windowframe.

His durability is no higher than peak human, as he injured himself skiing.

He could not outrun a semi, meaning at BEST, he cannot move any faster than 160 MPH.

If he was so fast, he would not have needed to show up in a car.

Furhter demonstrating his lack of intelligence, he ran into a glass door. He was going top speed, and yet it did not break, showing his lack of strength and speed.


Coke OWNS!

SageoftheSixPaths
12-24-2009, 09:26 PM
Pepsi Man could have ran faster, but prefers to make a dynamic entrence.
plus, the cactus seemed to like pepsi more, and that's saying somthing as technichally soda is dehydrating.
The cactus was a mirage, silly. It had no preference. The strangely dressed Mexican looking fellow seemed to be the one who was interested in Pepsi, not the desert plant. Besides, that man was hallucinating and out of his mind. Were he in a normal, hydrating state of mind he would have chosen to hallucinate about water or Coke, just like any normal person.

JCTKNE4E
12-24-2009, 09:27 PM
The cactus was a mirage, silly. It had no preference. The strangely dressed Mexican looking fellow seemed to be the one who was interested in Pepsi, not the desert plant. Besides, that man was hallucinating and out of his mind. Were he in a normal, hydrating state of mind he would have chosen to hallucinate about water or Coke, just like any normal person.

Quoted for truth.

By the way, I don't think our posts should count for this...

But I am seriously debating uprepping everyone involved regardless, this has been really entertaining.

SageoftheSixPaths
12-24-2009, 09:30 PM
Quoted for truth.

By the way, I don't think our posts should count for this...

But I am seriously debating uprepping everyone involved regardless, this has been really entertaining.
I don't know, we've pretty much turned a joke into an actual debate. I think that's deserving of something.

And yeah, this has been entertaining. Then again, everything's more entertaining after midnight (except Silence of the Lambs....*shudders*)

JCTKNE4E
12-24-2009, 09:31 PM
No way, that's the only time to watch it!

Movies with the lights off FTW!

BTW, first post, coke link, I refuse to acknowledge Dr. Rockso the Rock and Roll Clown as the official Coke Man. Coke needs no man. It simply is.

SageoftheSixPaths
12-24-2009, 09:32 PM
No way, that's the only time to watch it!

Movies with the lights off FTW!

BTW, first post, coke link, I refuse to acknowledge Dr. Rockso the Rock and Roll Clown as the official Coke Man. Coke needs no man. It simply is.
Ditto. Also, that's a totally different type of Coke.

MisaUchiha
12-24-2009, 09:33 PM
Pepsiman forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

otacon
12-24-2009, 09:33 PM
There has to be some Pepsi supporters other than myself on this forum, and the poll will settle this.

otacon
12-24-2009, 09:35 PM
Ditto. Also, that's a totally different type of Coke.

No kidding. I never intended for this to turn into an actual debate, although it was interesting.

otacon
12-24-2009, 09:36 PM
Pepsiman forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
word up

ps my bad on the double posting

JCTKNE4E
12-24-2009, 09:36 PM
As I said, Pepsi as a brand takes the cake, Mountain Dew solos with Hype alone. However, as it stands, with simply Coke Vs. Pepsi, Coke stomps.
EDIT: OTACON, I highly recommend you edit your posts to include all that was said in one post, and delete the other two. It's just good form, and you'll avoid angering other users who don't like post farmers.

ECW Original
12-24-2009, 09:36 PM
Coke,the Polar Bear,and the multiple flavors>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>pepse

JCTKNE4E
12-24-2009, 09:44 PM
However, if you choose to base your argument off of raw statistics, then here is some food for thought, and a good counterpoint to pepsi supporters:

12-ounce beveragemilligramsRed Bull (8.2 oz) 80.0Jolt 71.2 Pepsi One55.5 Mountain Dew 55.0 Mountain Dew Code Red 55.0 Diet Mountain Dew 55.0 Kick Citrus 54.0 Mellow Yellow 52.8Surge 51.0Tab 46.8 Diet Coke 45.6 Shasta Cola 44.4Shasta Cherry Cola 44.4Shasta Diet Cola 44.4RC Cola 43.0Diet RC 43.0Dr. Pepper 41.0Diet Dr. Pepper 41.0Diet Sunkist Orange 41.0Mr. Pibb 40.0Sugar-Free Mr. Pibb 40.0Red Flash 40.0Sunkist Orange40.0Slim-Fast Cappuccino Delight Shake 40.0Ruby Red 39.0Storm38.0Big Red38.0 Pepsi-Cola 37.5Pepsi Twist 37.5Diet Pepsi Jazz 37.5Diet Pepsi 36.0Wild Cherry Pepsi 38.0Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi 36.0Diet Pepsi Twist 36.0Aspen 36.0Coca-Cola Classic 34.0Cherry Coke 34.0Lemon Coke 34.0Vanilla Coke 34.0Diet Cherry Coke 34.0 Snapple Flavored Teas (Reg. or Diet) 31.5Canada Dry Cola 30.0A&W Creme Soda 29.0Nestea Sweet Iced Tea26.5Nestea Unsweetened Iced Tea26.0Lipton Diet Green Tea with Citrus (16.9 oz)23.0Barq's Root Beer 23.0A&W Diet Creme Soda22.0Slim-Fast Chocolate Flavors 20.0Lipton Brisk, All Varieties9Canada Dry Diet Cola 1.2Diet Rite Cola0Sprite07-Up 0Mug Root Beer0Diet Barq's Root Beer0Sundrop Orange0Minute Maid Orange0A&W Root Beer0Slice0Sierra Mist0Yoo-Hoo0Fresca0

Blue= Pepsi
Red = Coke
Yellow = Awesome

Pepsi seems to have higher tier products. However, in a feats argument, I have yet to see viable proof that pepsi can take this.

EDIT: Table copy and paste fail.

EDIT: Fixed, slightly

otacon
12-25-2009, 07:58 AM
Coke is not omnipresent, and last time I checked, Pepsi man does not have eyes or ears (all he has is pepsisense), so therefore Cokes so called "genjutsu" would not work. Also Coke does not have a physical body, and since its illusions whould not work on pepsiman (no eyes+no ears+no nose=no illusion), pepsiman would win. He is also faster. Pepsi is so powerful it can actually manifest itself into a living form. Coke can't do that.

jenny
12-25-2009, 08:00 AM
Neither...But I like pepsi better than coke....

JCTKNE4E
12-25-2009, 08:13 AM
Pepsi man does have a mouth, and if anything, coke's genjutsu will affect taste, one of the five senses.

otacon
12-25-2009, 09:21 AM
lol genjutsu is not the solution to everything, plus Pepsi man could probably break out of genjutsu, as his "pepsi force push" would disrupt the balence of chakra, breaking the genjutsu. Then what is coke gonna do? I'd really like to hear it.

JCTKNE4E
12-25-2009, 09:24 AM
I saw no pepsi force push in the series. Where exactly is this feat?

And coke simply reverts to its most early phase, being empowered with traces of cocaine, it gains the energy boost it needs to beat pepsi.

otacon
12-25-2009, 09:34 AM
I saw no pepsi force push in the series. Where exactly is this feat?

And coke simply reverts to its most early phase, being empowered with traces of cocaine, it gains the energy boost it needs to beat pepsi.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fajYEF2UJgA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=autrrmHH3TU

At the end of the first vid, Pepsiman does a Pepsi force push acompanied by the sound of shchshch. it would disrupt the flow of chakra and break him out of genjutsu. There are many more examples of the Pepsi force push, just look around on youtube.

the second vid is Pep in action against picky from Fighting Vipers

And if coke reverted back to it's earlier phase of cocaine, it would be instantly sniffed and hence destroyed by the one true coke man: Dr Rockso the rock and roll clown. GG, coke

Hidden Ninja45
12-25-2009, 12:46 PM
Coke Man wins with help from polar bears.

otacon
12-25-2009, 12:54 PM
Coke Man wins with help from polar bears.

Pepsi man is definately faster than any polar bear, and could speedblitz.

Frost ninja
12-25-2009, 01:43 PM
What the **** did I just walk into? lolol.

I'm more of a pepsi guy myself...
My vote is for yoo-hoo.

The other two can destroy each other, but yoo-hoo is the only true winning choice to pick.

ninetailnaruto32
12-25-2009, 01:45 PM
Coke FTW!

ninetailnaruto32
12-25-2009, 01:49 PM
What the **** did I just walk into? lolol.

I'm more of a pepsi guy myself...
My vote is for yoo-hoo.

The other two can destroy each other, but yoo-hoo is the only true winning choice to pick.


will you fight me on revolution 3

otacon
12-25-2009, 01:49 PM
What the **** did I just walk into? lolol.

I'm more of a pepsi guy myself...
My vote is for yoo-hoo.

The other two can destroy each other, but yoo-hoo is the only true winning choice to pick.

one of the most entertaining threads in a while (it was even better because it happened after midnight:mrgreen:), only topped by the Sunny D vs Narutoverse thread.

ECW Original
12-25-2009, 01:59 PM
one of the most entertaining threads in a while (it was even better because it happened after midnight:mrgreen:), only topped by the Sunny D vs Narutoverse thread.
Thank you

The 1st Hokage
12-25-2009, 02:26 PM
Coke pwns with the polar bear.and santa is the coke man to

otacon
12-25-2009, 02:30 PM
Coke pwns with the polar bear.and santa is the coke man to

Coke does not pwn with polar bears, as Pepsi man can speedblitz all of the. Read all the previous post's to learn why. And Santa is NOT the Coke man, and is not in anyway way included in this debate.

Frost ninja
12-25-2009, 02:38 PM
one of the most entertaining threads in a while (it was even better because it happened after midnight:mrgreen:), only topped by the Sunny D vs Narutoverse thread.

Sunny D wins, its so one-sided its almost a spite match.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fajYEF2UJgA

Pepsi-man Seems to be a silver version of this guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw

The similarity is uncanny when you look at their body structure.

Frost ninja
12-25-2009, 03:30 PM
for all of you doubters!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMo6o0BtFG8

JCTKNE4E
12-26-2009, 10:49 AM
No, but Coke does have the aid of Santa, so for all intents and purposes, both the polar bears and santa can be construed as boss summons, which overwhelm pepsi man.

But you are right, dr. Rockso would definitely destroy coca cola if it reverted... Good counter!

otacon
12-27-2009, 04:07 PM
for all of you doubters!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMo6o0BtFG8

I like that