Yo mamma fight!!! For fun

[Sasuke726]

bring the best u got if u want in

and if u want in say ur joke

[natsumiuchiha16]

i want in yo momma is so dumb she though light yagami is half the calories as regular yagami

[Sasuke726]

Your mom is so stupid she though spellcheck was a government check for people who cant read or write

[Kizomaru Yukimoto]

Your mom is so stupid she though spellcheck was a government check for people who cant read or write


Yo mama So old she sat behind Jesus in the 1st Grade. :lol:

thats OLDDD

[Kurotsuki Shirokarasu]

Yo Momma's SO ugly, even Naruto can't believe it!

[Cyl]

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class

[Kizomaru Yukimoto]

Yo Momma's SO ugly, even Naruto can't believe it!


YoMama's so fat wen Neji tried o use 8 trigrams it went " Giggly giggly giggly "
:lol: I made that one up by myself

[Blind Uchiha]

Yo mama is so old, she has an autographed Bible from Jesus.

[Kurotsuki Shirokarasu]

Yo mama's so fat that it took two death notes to kill her.

[Kizomaru Yukimoto]

Yo mama's so fat that it took two death notes to kill her.

:lol: NICE ONE! * High5 * That was soo good. :lol:

[Kurotsuki Shirokarasu]

I heard this one at a con:

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought the Death Note was a petition and signed it.

[Blind Uchiha]

Yo mama so fat, when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.

Yo mama so poor, when you blew out a match on the ground "She says who put out the lights?'

[Cyl]

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so tall she has to iron her pants on the driveway

[Blind Uchiha]

Yo mama so fat, that whales jump out of the ocean to sing "We are family, even though you are fatter than me..."

[Sosuke Aizen]

yo mama...and me are dating...

[Kizomaru Yukimoto]

I heard this one at a con:

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought the Death Note was a petition and signed it.


XD I luv tat one!

[Sasuke726]

YO mama......... is so fat....... when she stepped on a scale the scale said go lose some weight

Yo mama so musty she made Speed Stick do the Matrix

Yo mama so fat i stabbed her and gravy came out

[Azal]

yo mama so ugly she died looking in de mirror so you had to get a stepmom

[Sasuke726]

Yo mama so ugly she entered an ugly contest and they said "Sorry no professionals allowed"

[Kizomaru Yukimoto]

yo mama's so fat we had to take a train to get on her good side.

[Azal]

Yo mama so ugly she entered an ugly contest and they said "Sorry no professionals allowed"
-_- first time i heard dat one
yo mama so old and fat when eve gave birth to her she snuck into de garden of eden and all de fruits

[Sasuke726]

yo mama's so fat we had to take a train to get on her good side.


Nice yo mama so poor.....................

i asked to use her bathroom and she said "two boxes to the left"

[Sasuke726]

-_- first time i heard dat one
yo mama so old and fat when eve gave birth to her she snuck into de garden of eden and all de fruits


Y mama so fat she dont take pictures, she takes posters

[Azal]

yo mama so old she was born a second after methusalah(oldest person ever(lived like 9000 years)and still lives

[naruman]

Yo mama so fat that people colonized a city on her.

[Sasuke726]

Yo mama so fat that people colonized a city on her.


But ur mom is so fat everytime she turns 360 degrees its her birthday

[Cyl]

YO mama......... is so fat....... when she stepped on a scale the scale said go lose some weight

Yo mama so musty she made Speed Stick do the Matrix

Yo mama so fat i stabbed her and gravy came out

yo mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it said "one at a time please" xD

[10-tailedfox]

yo mamma so fat she was called to dress up as jupiter at a science conviction

[makibo496]

yo momma so fat we ran the mile around her at school

yo momma so poor she ran after a dump truck with a shopping list

yo momma so poor she opened the front door and ended up in the backyard

yo momma so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch

yo momma so stupid she ran onto the court and said yo pass it

[Cyl]

LOL!

yo mama so fat she has her own gravitational pull :geek:

[10-tailedfox]

lol yo mamma so fat they had her cremaded as a cushion bag

yo mamma so stupid her GPA is 0.111111

to mamma so old she had the 1st tea party with adam and eve

yo mamma so poor she had to westle with the dogs

[natsumiuchiha16]

yo momma isso fat when she steppedon the scale it was over NINE THOUSAND
lol heard that at a con

[10-tailedfox]

yo momma isso fat when she steppedon the scale it was over NINE THOUSAND
lol heard that at a con
lmao that funny

yo mamma so fat she was the first walking boulder

[Tobi65]

Yo momma's so fat, your family pictures have to be taken by a satellite!
Yo momma's so stupid she sold her car for gas money
Yo momma's is so fat she asked for a water bed and they put a blanket over the ocean.

that's all i got right now...

[natsumiuchiha16]

yo momma is so stupid when somone gave herthe death note she thought they were asking fr herautograph

[10-tailedfox]

lol yo mamma so fat naruto cant believe it!>..<

[Koiyazuki Natsume]

i have a few
Yo Mamma's so stupid she got locked in publix and starved to death.

Yo Mamma's so stupid she blinked and got lost

Yo Mamma's so stupid that she got run over by a parked car.

Yo Mamma's so stupid that when she goes to a movie theatre and saw under 18 not admitted, she went home and got 17 of her friends.

Yo Mamma's so stupid she stayed in the grocery store for one day looking at a can of orange juice just because it said concentrate.

xD beat all that! haha

[10-tailedfox]

lo yo mamma so stupid when they asked her why the sky is blue she said"it was my kinderagrden picture"! lmao

[Koiyazuki Natsume]

lo yo mamma so stupid when they asked her why the sky is blue she said"it was my kinderagrden picture"! lmao
Yo mamas so short she jumped in a puddle and drowned xD

[10-tailedfox]

Yo mamas so short she jumped in a puddle and drowned xD
yo mamma so stupid to her the root of 9 is pie lol

[Azal]

never mind

[Koiyazuki Natsume]

yo mamma so stupid to her the root of 9 is pie lol
Your Mamma is so ugly she uses a line of makeup called "Why Bother" haha

[10-tailedfox]

Your Mamma is so ugly she uses a line of makeup called "Why Bother" haha
lol yo mamma so ugly she became americas most wanted

[Azal]

yo mama so white she makes snoiw white look like snow black

[10-tailedfox]

yo mamma so lame she told u that joke lmao

[Azal]

yo mamma so lame she told u that joke lmao
yo mama so poor she had a cardboard box repossessed

[10-tailedfox]

yo mamma so stupid she got her degree from the hobos

[Kibafan006]

Yo mama's so mean, she steals food from orphans!

[10-tailedfox]

lol now that just mean lol

ok yo mamma so ugly she was in a before and after comercial

[Yuki M Namikazi Uzumaki]

yo mama's so dumb she thinks this
　 ／l、
ﾞ（ﾟ､ ｡ ７ -Nya
　l、ﾞ ~ヽ
　じしf_, )ノ
is a dog

[10-tailedfox]

yo mamma so scary they put the sharks on land and her in the water

[Cade]

Yo mama so fat that Naruto couldn't believe it.

[Kibafan006]

yo mama's so creepy that she stalks Kindergardeners

[Yuki M Namikazi Uzumaki]

Yo mama so fat that Naruto couldn't believe it.
XD rotflmfao that was hilarious :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
(and true about my mom XD lmfaox2)

[10-tailedfox]

yo mamma so creepy, gai and lee lost their role booo hooo lol

[Kibafan006]

Yo mama's so stupid, she adopted a monkey, not a dog!

[kay]

Yo mama is so stupid she waterd the I.C.Q flower

[10-tailedfox]

yo mamma so fat tha car parked her

[Kibafan006]

Yo mama's so selfish, she stole all the whos of whoville's gifts!

[10-tailedfox]

yo mamma so ugly the grinch retired

[Akatsukidragon13]

Yo mamma so stupid that stupid ppl think she's stupid! XD

[Deidara_1990]

yo mama is so out of this world the government had to make an area 52

[Akatsukidragon13]

Yo mamma so fat that Deidara's explosiv's don't work on her!

[fourtailednaruto]

yo mama so stupid she stole free bread

[nexthokage]

Yo mama is so stupid she alled the cops when she saw herself in the mirror

[Naruto]

Yo Mama is so stupid she can't read an audio book.

Yo Mama is so stupid she got a -18 as her IQ.

Yo Mama is so stupid she copied of from Billy's test.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2W40H1F90zc/RiV6GSIojgI/AAAAAAAAAA4/u-ZeZ7OmFVU/s400/billy03Billy_Mandy-BillySha.jpg

[MangekyoSele]

Your momma is so stupid she put a newspaper on the tv and thought she was watching paper view

[Sasuke726]

Your momma is so stupid she put a newspaper on the tv and thought she was watching paper view


that one was good

but yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car

[Seven]

yo mama so hairy the only languege she speaks is wookie!

AHLAGHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Shikamaru Nara]

[QUOTE=TheSeventhSwordsmanOfMist;2129249]yo mama so hairy the only languege she speaks is wookie!

AHLAGHHHHHHHHHHHH[/QUOTE/] Yo mama is so fat that she didn't gotta wear bottoms to the beach.

[Sasuke726]

[QUOTE=TheSeventhSwordsmanOfMist;2129249]yo mama so hairy the only languege she speaks is wookie!

AHLAGHHHHHHHHHHHH[/QUOTE/] Yo mama is so fat that she didn't gotta wear bottoms to the beach.

yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and made change

[Vocaloid]

Yo mama's so old she knew Mr. Clean when he had an Afro.

Yo mama's so ugly and stupid even Jashin won't accept her as a sacrifice.

Yo mama's so fat she chased a school bus yelling "STOP THAT TWINKIE!"

Yo mama's so ugly when she stuck her head out the window she got arrested for mooning.

[Kiba_Inuzuka]

your mama is so stupid she stole a free sample

[ShariKage]

woooow.

[Kiba_Inuzuka]

wooow wat u got any?

[Sasuke/Itachi]

This one is not good but

Yo mamma is so fat that when she is sitting in a movie theater she is setting next to everybody

[Drew_J]

This one is not good but

Yo mamma is so fat that when she is sitting in a movie theater she is setting next to everybody
i love that one i use it all the time here
Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

[Azal]

yo mama so stupid someone shot her and she forgot to die

[Drew_J]

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it

[Igaara_sands_xx]

yo mama so stupid she ate the cable box.she said she was eating a tv dinner

you mama so wired i walked in to the room and saw her rubbing jam on herself she said she was going to the summer jam.

[NarutoRulez]

Yo Momma so fat, she jumps into the air and gets stuck.

Love that one xDDD.

[Toph]

Yo mama so fat that when she farted, it started global warming.

[Shoukry]

Yo mama so fat that when she stood on the scale, it said to be continued! xDDDD!!!
You mama so fat, that when she walked pass the tv, you missed a whole season of friends.

[naruto_jock]

Yo mama is so fat, that when she puts on a yellow rain coat and goes on top of the hill, kids sing, "You are my sunshine, my only sunshine." :mrgreen:

[Shoukry]

Yo mama is so fat, that when she puts on a yellow rain coat and goes on top of the hill, kids sing, "You are my sunshine, my only sunshine." :mrgreen:
xDDDDD Good one`;)

[naruto_jock]

xDDDDD Good one`;)

Thx. Here's another one then.;)
Your mama is so fat, japanese tourists point and scream. :mrgreen:

[Ellie]

lol love those two naruto-jock and shoukry with the friends one love that tv show ^_^...
these are good ones made me laugh...

Yo mama is so fat, Hollows have nicknamed her "All You Can Eat Special."

Yo mama is so scary, Kabuto has to look for her under the bed before Orochimaru will go to sleep at night.

[naruto_jock]

^ Those are good, but do you know any yo mamma jokes that aren't affiliated with naruto?
Here's one; Yo mamma, is so stupid, she thought Tupoc Shacore was a jewish holiday. 'Nuff said. :mrgreen:

[Ellie]

lolz i love 2pac and yeah i know some.....
Yo Momma's is so fat, she fell asleep in the attic and woke up in the basement.
Your momma is so old, she delivered Jesus.
& (love this one ^_^)
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday:p

[Mangekyou Sasuke]

Yo mama is so old, that when i told her to act her own age, she died!

Yo mamas teeth are sooo yellow i cant beleive its not butter