Edward Cullen vs. Kakashi Hatake

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Who would win?

My vote's on Kakashi. Definitely Kakashi. Because he's not a flamboyant sparkly fairy princess.

[Nyruss]

Kakashi autowins.

[Vatanui AKA Pride]

Kakashi wins in both battle and character.


I'd expect to see a Twilight Wanker come here soon.

[Kizomaru Yukimoto]

Who would win?

My vote's on Kakashi. Definitely Kakashi. Because he's not a flamboyant sparkly fairy princess.

Kakashi ^ Ur reason xD

[Shikamaru Nara]

I thikn kakashi would win cuz of lightning blade

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Not to mention Edward's character is as flat as cardboard. Geez.

[Nābris]

Because he's not a flamboyant sparkly fairy princess.

That, and Kakashi could simply speed blitz Edward. I would say that he is a much better strategist, and his wide range of jutsus would aid his easy victory.

[xxDivinitytwilightxx]

Kakashi all the way

[Miles Edgeworth]

This thread gives me lulz.

If people thought Edward>Sasuke, I can only wonder about this one O_o

Anyway Kakashi roflstomps due to being more powerful and faster. That's all that needs to be said, I don't even have to go into detail why Kakashi is so much stronger.

[Kizomaru Yukimoto]

Not to mention Edward's character is as flat as cardboard. Geez.

xD Twilight Hate Fan Fact: Did you no Edwards abbs were painted on? xDDDD And he doesnt shave??

[SPAM [bot]]

Kakashi will just need a fire jutsu, since that's supposedly the only way to get rid of a vampire.

[Chibi Shika Fangirl]

Kakashi. Edward doesn't know a crap about ninjas, or anything really.

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I'm surprised a Twitard hasn't flamed me yat.

[Chibi Shika Fangirl]

xD Twilight Hate Fan Fact: Did you no Edwards abbs were painted on? xDDDD And he doesnt shave??
LOL! Nice. XD

[Miles Edgeworth]

I'm surprised a Twitard hasn't even posted yet O_o

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xD Twilight Hate Fan Fact: Did you no Edwards abbs were painted on? xDDDD And he doesnt shave??
Duh! And his sparkles are actually a mixture of glitter and lotion from Victoria's Secret. xD

[Nābris]

I'm surprised a Twitard hasn't flamed me yat.

I'm surprised a Twitard hasn't even posted yet O_o

Do not jinx us, guys! :lol:

[Fan of Minato]

Kakashi looks at Edward, Edward falls down. 0_o. (you know because of the Sharingan and all. xDDDD)

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Kakashi looks at Edward, Edward falls down. 0_o. (you know because of the Sharingan and all. xDDDD)
And Edward craps his pants.

[Chibi Shika Fangirl]

Duh! And his sparkles are actually a mixture of glitter and lotion from Victoria's Secret. xD
That's hilarious! I'm going to make fun of that for like ever. XD

[Sai fangirl]

Kakashi. Edward sucks! >_<

[Black King]

I'm surprised a Twitard hasn't flamed me yat.

I'm surprised a Twitard hasn't even posted yet O_o

Edward stomps! o__o

Not really. I think Kakashi would win.

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My overview of Twilight:
Bella - Stupid Idiot
Edward - Tinkerbell

My overview of Naruto:
Naruto - Awesome!
Sasuke - Better than Edward(at least he doesn't sparkle)
Sakura - Better than Bella(at least she's not as flat)
Kakashi - OH MY GOD. HE IS THE EPITOME OF GREATNESS.

[Chibi Shika Fangirl]

My overview of Twilight:
Bella - Stupid Idiot
Edward - Tinkerbell

My overview of Naruto:
Naruto - Awesome!
Sasuke - Better than Edward(at least he doesn't sparkle)
Sakura - Better than Bella(at least she's not as flat)
Kakashi - OH MY GOD. HE IS THE EPITOME OF GREATNESS.
Tinkerbell? I think she's even better than Edward. XD

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Tinkerbell? I think she's even better than Edward. XD
True. At least Tinkerbell looks good with sparkles.

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Anyone else notice that Edward is a pedophile? She was clearly underage and he took advantage of her emotions and he's way over age. It's like a 50 year old man going out with a twelve year old.

[Chibi Shika Fangirl]

True. At least Tinkerbell looks good with sparkles.
Anything looks better than edward in sparkles. XD

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;1879351']Anyone else notice that Edward is a pedophile? She was clearly underage and he took advantage of her emotions and he's way over age. It's like a 50 year old man going out with a twelve year old.
Stephanie Meyer has a thing for pedophilia. It's creepy.

[SillyTobi]

Edward, just because I dislike Kakashi.
Team Jacob, yep.

[deidara330]

I doubt Edward is even Subsonic. Kakashi, on the other hand, is very likely Transonic, so he could speedblitz Edward to heck. In the event that Edward even got close to hitting Kakashi, Sharingan helps dodge any possible attacks Edward has. At close range, a simple kunai could decapitate Edward. Genjutsu also helps, since Edward has no defense against it and a single one would mentally fatigue him, on top of giving Kakashi an opening to decapitate Edward. Earth Style: Fanged Pursuit stops Edward in his tracks, so he couldn't move to attack. Sparkling isn't going to help him there. Earth Style: Headhunter jutsu is a nice and interesting choice for Edward. Still has no defense against it. With a Lightning Blade, the force alone could decapitate him as well as do extensive damage to his body. Water Dragon and Water Vortex Jutsu wouldn't do much, but Kakashi can create Water Clones and Lightning Clones as well as ordinary Shadow Clones. Earth Style: Mud Wall serves as an excellent defense Edward can't beat, although I don't see why Kakashi would use it. In all of these possible scenarios, Edward can't evade the jutsu or prevent it, and not at all counter it. Edward hasn't even the slightest chance.

[Chibi Shika Fangirl]

I doubt Edward is even Subsonic. Kakashi, on the other hand, is very likely Transonic, so he could speedblitz Edward to heck. In the event that Edward even got close to hitting Kakashi, Sharingan helps dodge any possible attacks Edward has. At close range, a simple kunai could decapitate Edward. Genjutsu also helps, since Edward has no defense against it and a single one would mentally fatigue him, on top of giving Kakashi an opening to decapitate Edward. Earth Style: Fanged Pursuit stops Edward in his tracks, so he couldn't move to attack. Sparkling isn't going to help him there. Earth Style: Headhunter jutsu is a nice and interesting choice for Edward. Still has no defense against it. With a Lightning Blade, the force alone could decapitate him as well as do extensive damage to his body. Water Dragon and Water Vortex Jutsu wouldn't do much, but Kakashi can create Water Clones and Lightning Clones as well as ordinary Shadow Clones. Earth Style: Mud Wall serves as an excellent defense Edward can't beat, although I don't see why Kakashi would use it. In all of these possible scenarios, Edward can't evade the jutsu or prevent it, and not at all counter it. Edward hasn't even the slightest chance.
That's a lot of reasons. Must have took you forever to type. XD

[Kari Haruno]

no one yell at me!
i like twilight but to tell you the truth it would have to be kakashi
all edward can do is read minds
the speed factor though edward is faster
all kakashi has to do is dismantle edward's body and use lighting blade

[Kari Haruno]

my dad says that alice went crazy with a bedazzler and made everyone sparkly

[Miles Edgeworth]

no one yell at me!
i like twilight but to tell you the truth it would have to be kakashi
all edward can do is read minds
the speed factor though edward is faster
all kakashi has to do is dismantle edward's body and use lighting blade

Lol no Kakashi is faster than Edward is.

Shunshin says hi.

[SPAM [bot]]

no one yell at me!
i like twilight but to tell you the truth it would have to be kakashi
all edward can do is read minds
the speed factor though edward is faster
all kakashi has to do is dismantle edward's body and use lighting blade

Just have to say this, Kakashi is faster than Edward and the only way to truly kill a vampire is burning it to death.

[Kari Haruno]

;1879847']Just have to say this, Kakashi is faster than Edward and the only way to truly kill a vampire is burning it to death.
kakashi is faster but im just saying how stephenie meyers said you kill a vampire
like she knows anything about them
im probably one and ive cut my self how many times (not emo im goth!)
and burnt myself how many times?

[deidara330]

kakashi is faster but im just saying how stephenie meyers said you kill a vampire
like she knows anything about them
im probably one and ive cut my self how many times (not emo im goth!)
and burnt myself how many times?Actually, there's a clear distinction between Emo and goth. You are not goth, you're emo.

[SPAM [bot]]

kakashi is faster but im just saying how stephenie meyers said you kill a vampire
like she knows anything about them
im probably one and ive cut my self how many times (not emo im goth!)
and burnt myself how many times?

Why would you cut or burn yourself?

[SPAM [bot]]

Actually, there's a clear distinction between Emo and goth. You are not goth, you're emo.

Actually, she's both. Goths burn themselves, Emos cut themselves.

[Lone Wolf]

Omg Edward so wins this becuz he is Sparkly and full of Awsomeness!!!

Jk Jk... Kakashi Stomp this without trying.

[ANIMELVR4EVR]

Not to mention Edward's character is as flat as cardboard. Geez.

OMG i know! geez the first line in twilight when he says 'hello' it's so wierd!! its the most stupidest way you could say 'hello' he totally messed up 'hello' plus he has a hairy chest *no offense!!!!!!* oh! and the 'sparkly diamonds'? what the heck? i loved how she said that in the book but when it comes out in real life, it just looks stupid and high-lar-ious

[Sasumo Sogai]

rob pattz and kristen 'the man' stwart suck....but i love the movies/series and idk y! maybe cuz of taylor lautner

[deidara330]

;1880283']Actually, she's both. Goths burn themselves, Emos cut themselves.What? No no no, Emos are suicidal (cutting and burning themselves), goths are just generally into dark stuff (I'm being vague, but you get the point).

[Kakashi's Girl]

Kakashi!!!!!! xD

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What? No no no, Emos are suicidal (cutting and burning themselves), goths are just generally into dark stuff (I'm being vague, but you get the point).

Then the Goths I've seen are seriously confused...

[deidara330]

;1880356']Then the Goths I've seen are seriously confused...They're not goths, they're emo.

[SPAM [bot]]

They're not goths, they're emo.

Meh, there's a lot of emos in denial.

[deidara330]

;1880380']Meh, there's a lot of emos in denial.So they're emo but they're proclaiming themselves to be goth? Wierd.

[C. Hook]

Edward wins! He's so sparkly and cute! He's ssssssssssssssoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo CUTE! Just look at the way he protects Bella from himself! Kakashi is lame and emo compared to how hot Edward is!:D

[deidara330]

Edward wins! He's so sparkly and cute! He's ssssssssssssssoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo CUTE! Just look at the way he protects Bella from himself! Kakashi is lame and emo compared to how hot Edward is!:DNice joke, but you don't actually think Edward wins, right?

[SPAM [bot]]

So they're emo but they're proclaiming themselves to be goth? Wierd.

Nobody likes to be in the loser group, which is emo in this case.

[C. Hook]

Nice joke, but you don't actually think Edward wins, right?

What joke? Edward is the hottest man alive! Everyone loves Edward! Hell, I'm now gay for Edward, because of his beautiful *sparkliness!* What more could a girl want than a hot, conflicted, emotional protector of the night?

You're all just haters! You've never read Twilight, and you never will because you're all just haters!

[deidara330]

Not the right place for this. Sorry, sorry, it's just there's no real debate here since it's so obvious Kakashi wins.

[keito]

well back on vampire/ninja topic, kakashi would deff. win. no question about it. edwards as slow as molasses mentally/ physically compared to kakashi.

[deidara330]

What joke? Edward is the hottest man alive! Everyone loves Edward! Hell, I'm now gay for Edward, because of his beautiful *sparkliness!* What more could a girl want than a hot, conflicted, emotional protector of the night?

You're all just haters! You've never read Twilight, and you never will because you're all just haters!... -_- :???: I've read all four books. He still sucked.

[C. Hook]

... -_- :???: I've read all four books. He still sucked.

hater! Hater! I wuv edward! He is teh hotness! It's a trap! You cannot evade his cuteness! Make sure you make your epitaph, cus edward is going to kick your ass and show you how hot he is, and you can't do anything about it! It's a trap! Now why dont you stop making jokes about him being *sparkly* and hot! You suck! It's a trap! You suck and your family sucks for not liking edward!

it's a trap!

[deidara330]

hater! Hater! I wuv edward! He is teh hotness! It's a trap! You cannot evade his cuteness! Make sure you make your epitaph, cus edward is going to kick your ass and show you how hot he is, and you can't do anything about it! It's a trap! Now why dont you stop making jokes about him being *sparkly* and hot! You suck! It's a trap! You suck and your family sucks for not liking edward!

it's a trap!... You done yet? I have someplace to be.

[Chibi Shika Fangirl]

hater! Hater! I wuv edward! He is teh hotness! It's a trap! You cannot evade his cuteness! Make sure you make your epitaph, cus edward is going to kick your ass and show you how hot he is, and you can't do anything about it! It's a trap! Now why dont you stop making jokes about him being *sparkly* and hot! You suck! It's a trap! You suck and your family sucks for not liking edward!

it's a trap!
You do know Edward is fictional, right? O_O

[C. Hook]

You do know Edward is fictional, right? O_O

:roll:
Read my signature.

[Chibi Shika Fangirl]

:roll:
Read my signature.
Trap as in...? Sorry, I'm pretty slow on these kinds of things. XD

[C. Hook]

Trap as in...? Sorry, I'm pretty slow on these kinds of things. XD

Oh, I'm sorry if I made you feel bad! I was joking about the whole thing and was just trolling for a reaction.

[Chibi Shika Fangirl]

Oh, I'm sorry if I made you feel bad! I was joking about the whole thing and was just trolling for a reaction.
Nah, you just made me laugh. XD

[RSAHinataSpringbokF1]

I choose Kakshi over Edward.

[Yuki M Namikazi Uzumaki]

Who would win?

My vote's on Kakashi. Definitely Kakashi. Because he's not a flamboyant sparkly fairy princess.
Edward book version not retarded movie version

[NarutoRoxorz93]

OMG, DEFINITELY Kakashi! That bloody (literally!) sparkly vampire really needs to just go away...FAR AWAY....

I'm one of the few girls at my school who isn't completely psychopath about the whole Twilight series...

Everyday, I see at least one person with either a purse/bag or a T-Shirt...and it never freaking ends!

Enough of me ranting though, Kakashi PWNS Edward, just because he's Kakashi. End of story. :mrgreen:

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By the way, Kakashi owns, not dazzles. ^_^

[Nābris]

I was joking about the whole thing and was just trolling for a reaction.


http://lemmycaution.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/successful-troll-is-successful.jpg

You had us fooled. :lol:

We should let this thread die; thankfully, everyone knows that Kakashi stomps.

[makibo496]

i would not really know bcause cullen has lightning speed and endurance yet kakashi has mangekyo sharingan and it wouldnt b a challenge to beat cullen if he kshi had minato skill

[[Shikamaru]]

Kakashi rapes, he's faster then the eye can see, and Edward, is not.

A quick speed blitz with a Lightning Blade ends this battle.

[gaarasword]

kakashi is so able to own in this fight.

[321zigzag1]

This thread lacked the lulzness of the Edward vs Sasuke thread.

[Yuki M Namikazi Uzumaki]

OMG, DEFINITELY Kakashi! That bloody (literally!) sparkly vampire really needs to just go away...FAR AWAY....

I'm one of the few girls at my school who isn't completely psychopath about the whole Twilight series...

Everyday, I see at least one person with either a purse/bag or a T-Shirt...and it never freaking ends!

Enough of me ranting though, Kakashi PWNS Edward, just because he's Kakashi. End of story. :mrgreen:
-.-' yea well at least I didn't fallow the crowd I like it like 3 year's before everyone else and I don't own anything but the book's I'm not obsessed with anything from Twilight except Taylor Lautner

[321zigzag1]

Edward wins! He's so sparkly and cute! He's ssssssssssssssoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo CUTE! Just look at the way he protects Bella from himself! Kakashi is lame and emo compared to how hot Edward is!:D

What joke? Edward is the hottest man alive! Everyone loves Edward! Hell, I'm now gay for Edward, because of his beautiful *sparkliness!* What more could a girl want than a hot, conflicted, emotional protector of the night?

You're all just haters! You've never read Twilight, and you never will because you're all just haters!

hater! Hater! I wuv edward! He is teh hotness! It's a trap! You cannot evade his cuteness! Make sure you make your epitaph, cus edward is going to kick your ass and show you how hot he is, and you can't do anything about it! It's a trap! Now why dont you stop making jokes about him being *sparkly* and hot! You suck! It's a trap! You suck and your family sucks for not liking edward!

it's a trap!

I approve of your trolling.

[Blind Uchiha]

Kakashi roflstomps Edward Cullen with Chidori, and then just for style points uses Kamui to rip his body apart.:twisted:

[Lone Wolf]

i would not really know bcause cullen has lightning speed and endurance yet kakashi has mangekyo sharingan and it wouldnt b a challenge to beat cullen if he kshi had minato skill

Edward is far from Lightning speed, and I don't see him tanking a Raikiri.

[321zigzag1]

Oh yeah so whats the next thread Edward is going to be in?

[Lone Wolf]

Oh yeah so whats the next thread Edward is going to be in?
Edward vs Konohamaru.

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Edward vs Konohamaru.

Actually thats not a very bad thread.


I know preskip version loses that one.

[Miles Edgeworth]

C. Hook's epicness gives me lulz.

[321zigzag1]

C. Hook's epicness gives me lulz.

I have yet to experience an actual rabid Twilight fangirl

[Alako_Machiko]

my question iz how did edward get to naruto-land in the first place??
and kakashi will send edward away wif his new sharingan

the rabid twilight fan girlz will win

[colorles]

Raikiri would likely kill Cullen

[The 1st Hokage]

kakashi kamui's cullen away before his bad graphics can run towards him.

[321zigzag1]

This reminds me of the Sasuke vs Edward cluster fail thread.