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RSAHinataSpringbokF1
11-25-2009, 06:30 PM
Yep, this battle will be a double-team battle. Who wins? Batman and Robin or Itachi or Sasuke?

kzilla2000
11-25-2009, 06:32 PM
in gayness it would be tough cuz robin is a gay pile of crap but sasuke is worse so i guess the dynamic duo wins :lol:


http://toxicculture.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/scary-frightening-evil-ronald-mcdonald.jpg XD

yokokurama
11-25-2009, 06:32 PM
Maybe if Batman has all his jets and weapons he might be able to kill one of them,but considering Sasuke/Itachi have superhuman strength and speed.... the answer is pretty obvious

RSAHinataSpringbokF1
11-25-2009, 06:33 PM
Maybe if Batman has all his jets and weapons he might be able to kill one of them,but considering Sasuke/Itachi have superhuman strength and speed.... the answer is pretty obvious
Who wins???

yokokurama
11-25-2009, 06:37 PM
Who wins???
Sasuke and Itachi would destroy Batman and Robin. Unless Batman and Robin are using all their jets/boats/etc, then they probably can kill one of the brothers, but the other will kill them

zebrakiller
11-26-2009, 08:21 AM
i dont know, batman goes up against superhumans all the time and hes always able to pull it out. but yeah straight up strength, speed n power wise, itachi n sasuke would torch them.

321zigzag1
11-26-2009, 08:22 AM
Batman winning against superhumans and living against them has some PIS and jobbing involved.

zebrakiller
11-26-2009, 08:24 AM
Batman winning against superhumans and living against them has some PIS and jobbing involved.
i dont thinki know what either of those things are...

321zigzag1
11-26-2009, 08:32 AM
i dont thinki know what either of those things are...

PIS means Plot Induced Stupidity.

Jobbing. Have you watched wrestling before? Such as the loser lost because he was paid to or doing his job to lose.

Plot Induced Stupidity, or PIS, is when characters don't use their abilities or skills to the fullest extent as shown before, even within their personality ranges, for the sake of the story plotline. It makes lesser powered characters an actual challenge against higher powered characters in the comics.
Examples of PIS include Flash stories lasting longer than three panels, or Toy Man as a threat to Superman. Standard CBR fights exempt the contestants from PIS unless otherwise specified.

RSAHinataSpringbokF1
11-26-2009, 06:59 PM
The Uchihas wins becuase of the Fireball Jutsus.

Steven
11-26-2009, 08:29 PM
Batman defeated Superman and Superman stomps both of them so Batman solo's this.

321zigzag1
11-26-2009, 08:31 PM
Batman defeated Superman and Superman stomps both of them so Batman solo's this.

Batman beating Superman was partially Plot Induced Stupidity.
In reality Superman can just lob of Batman's head in less than a second.

Yes a peak human is going to defeat two superhumans with haxxed eyeballs

Unless you were joking which I hope you are.

Vatanui AKA Pride
11-26-2009, 08:32 PM
Uchihas pwn unless Batman and Robin bring all their jets and weapons, along with allies like Superman.

Steven
11-26-2009, 08:42 PM
Batman beating Superman was partially Plot Induced Stupidity.
In reality Superman can just lob of Batman's head in less than a second.

Yes a peak human is going to defeat two superhumans with haxxed eyeballs

Unless you were joking which I hope you are.

I'm the biggest Superman fan there is, but Batman defeated him by out smarting him and I don't believe in a non plot fight Batman could win, but if they and Plot there is no way Itachi and sauke could win, batman's suit can withstand attacks from superman you can't tell me it can't withstand attacks from them.

Plot fight Batman wins his a 1000 times smarter then both of them together and thats how he defeated superman.

Non plot Itachi and sasuke win.

SPAM [bot]
11-26-2009, 08:45 PM
It depends on if batman has seen Sasuke and Itachi fight before, if he has and he has at least a week of prep time, then yeah, he'll win, but otherwise, no.

321zigzag1
11-26-2009, 08:47 PM
I'm the biggest Superman fan there is, but Batman defeated him by out smarting him and I don't believe in a non plot fight Batman could win, but if they and Plot there is no way Itachi and sauke could win, batman's suit can withstand attacks from superman you can't tell me it can't withstand attacks from them.

Plot fight Batman wins his a 1000 times smarter then both of them together and thats how he defeated superman.

Non plot Itachi and sasuke win.

So in a plot match Batman wins, Some PIS and jobbing indeed.

You do know that Superman always pulls his punches. Otherwise Batman would literally burst in one go.

I will agree with you there.

This is a hypothetcial battle match.
Any effects from Plot are nonexistent.

Sai's brother
11-26-2009, 08:48 PM
Can Robin call all titans?

321zigzag1
11-26-2009, 08:48 PM
;1841833']It depends on if batman has seen Sasuke and Itachi fight before, if he has and he has at least a week of prep time, then yeah, he'll win, but otherwise, no.

If he gets prep time Batman would go jet mode or something and fire missiles or some disabling weapons since Batman never kills.

Steven
11-26-2009, 08:53 PM
So in a plot match Batman wins, Some PIS and jobbing indeed.

You do know that Superman always pulls his punches. Otherwise Batman would literally burst in one go.

I will agree with you there.

This is a hypothetcial battle match.
Any effects from Plot are nonexistent.

Batman defeated The Hulk and The Hulk doesn't pull punchs and Batman withstood his attacks.

Batman finds his opponents weakness and uses it against them once batman found out there weakness is chakra he would make them use up all of there chakra.

SPAM [bot]
11-26-2009, 08:53 PM
If he gets prep time Batman would go jet mode or something and fire missiles or some disabling weapons since Batman never kills.

Probably, but he can also put them in a special containment that is specialized to immobilize their powers.

321zigzag1
11-26-2009, 09:01 PM
Batman defeated The Hulk and The Hulk doesn't pull punchs and Batman withstood his attacks.

Batman finds his opponents weakness and uses it against them once batman found out there weakness is chakra he would make them use up all of there chakra.

First of all Hulk and Batman are not part of the same storyline. Thats a crossover which are different and have its own brand of inconsistencies.
Batman beating the Hulk? That sounds like another PIS to me.
Don't get me wrong I love Batman, he is the best DC hero to me but many of his wins have been infected by plot. Batman shouldn't be alive against the hulk.


;1841911']Probably, but he can also put them in a special containment that is specialized to immobilize their powers.

He would have to catch them first.

SM Naruto
11-26-2009, 09:03 PM
Itachi and Sasuke wins. Robin almost has no powers. Batman can only use his fists.

SPAM [bot]
11-26-2009, 09:05 PM
First of all Hulk and Batman are not part of the same storyline. Thats a crossover which are different and have its own brand of inconsistencies.
Batman beating the Hulk? That sounds like another PIS to me.
Don't get me wrong I love Batman, he is the best DC hero to me but many of his wins have been infected by plot. Batman shouldn't be alive against the hulk.




He would have to catch them first.

Which for the batman would be easy, he'll just make himself a special suit that can absorb chakra within minutes and then fire it back and can't take heat even from the sun. Then, he's just have to wait until they tire themselves out or they give up.

Steven
11-26-2009, 09:12 PM
First of all Hulk and Batman are not part of the same storyline. Thats a crossover which are different and have its own brand of inconsistencies.
Batman beating the Hulk? That sounds like another PIS to me.
Don't get me wrong I love Batman, he is the best DC hero to me but many of his wins have been infected by plot. Batman shouldn't be alive against the hulk.




He would have to catch them first.

Don't you get what i'm saying if batman has plot he wins and thats that, Batman is the smartest superhero ever he thinks faster then any hero and is smarter then any hero plot always goes to him in any crossover, if plot didn't always go to him then he would of never defeated hulk or superman.

Non plot batman loses
with plot batman wins

321zigzag1
11-26-2009, 09:17 PM
;1841991']Which for the batman would be easy, he'll just make himself a special suit that can absorb chakra within minutes and then fire it back and can't take heat even from the sun. Then, he's just have to wait until they tire themselves out or they give up.

Thats the problem how will he make one?

This suit strategy doesn't protect from speedblitz. batman needs more prep then


Don't you get what i'm saying if batman has plot he wins and thats that, Batman is the smartest superhero ever he thinks faster then any hero and is smarter then any hero plot always goes to him in any crossover, if plot didn't always go to him then he would of never defeated hulk or superman.

Non plot batman loses
with plot batman wins

I know what you mean, Batman is so smart that it always goes for him no matter how ridiculous it is although that doesn't mean Batman with prep he is invincible but....

this is hypothetical match plot is nonexistent.

With plot batman wins, perhaps perhaps which will defy logic.

SPAM [bot]
11-26-2009, 09:20 PM
Thats the problem how will he make one?

This suit strategy doesn't protect from speedblitz. batman needs more prep then




I know what you mean, Batman is so smart that it always goes for him no matter how ridiculous it is although that doesn't mean Batman with prep he is invincible but....

this is hypothetical match plot is nonexistent.

With plot batman wins, perhaps perhaps which will defy logic.

How do you expect a super genius millionaire to not expect that? It only takes a day for him to find out every weakness after seeing them fight once and then the next six days, he creates some sort of suit that works on their weaknesses and turns their strength to their weakness.

Steven
11-26-2009, 09:22 PM
Thats the problem how will he make one?

This suit strategy doesn't protect from speedblitz. batman needs more prep then




I know what you mean, Batman is so smart that it always goes for him no matter how ridiculous it is although that doesn't mean Batman with prep he is invincible but....

this is hypothetical match plot is nonexistent.

With plot batman wins, perhaps perhaps which will defy logic.

So you get what i'm saying then.

for the speedblitz thing if superman couldn't speedblitz batman how could they speedblitz him?

321zigzag1
11-26-2009, 09:23 PM
;1842134']How do you expect a super genius millionaire to not expect that? It only takes a day for him to find out every weakness after seeing them fight once and then the next six days, he creates some sort of suit that works on their weaknesses and turns their strength to their weakness.

A guy who has no experience with chakra is going to magically develop one now?
Well I guess it comes down to his sheer superhuman intellect as always.

Batman will need more than suit in his prep time to face them.

Seriously the jet mode is just easier

321zigzag1
11-26-2009, 09:24 PM
So you get what i'm saying then.

for the speedblitz thing if superman couldn't speedblitz batman how could speedblitz him?

Its more like Superman chose not too for some lame reason because we all know he can and easily too.

Steven
11-26-2009, 09:25 PM
Its more like Superman chose not too for some lame reason because we all know he can and easily too.

I read the comic and superman used his speed it just didn't work batman was ready for it.

SPAM [bot]
11-26-2009, 09:25 PM
A guy who has no experience with chakra is going to magically develop one now?
Well I guess it comes down to his sheer superhuman intellect as always.

Batman will need more than suit in his prep time to face them.

Seriously the jet mode is just easier

The jet mode combined with the suit will destroy them. That's if he just uses the chakra thing and the heat survivor.

Konan
11-26-2009, 09:32 PM
Uhh, I think Robin would go down easly, haven't really seen him pull much feats, one Tysukyuomi and done for, for Batman, well that is a whole other story, if Itachi makes Susanoo's and Sasuke uses that Amateratsu wall thing and also fires it at Batman, I don't think batman could make a suit in time to absorb chakra, and Amataratsu would most likely hit him, also for Sasuke's Kirin is sort of an instant attack, for prep time Itachi could guard him with Susanoos while Sasuke does his fire ball jutsu in the current time, if Batman had plot time then... well he would most likely win, but lets just say they don't know any of the opponents abilities because that is how it usually is.

321zigzag1
11-26-2009, 09:45 PM
I read the comic and superman used his speed it just didn't work batman was ready for it.

Jobbing. Plus Superman never goes all out unless he really needs to like against Darkseid or Doomsday.

;1842188']The jet mode combined with the suit will destroy them. That's if he just uses the chakra thing and the heat survivor.

A super fast jet mode and suit and more weapons and gadgets since the uchiha brothers are at least low supersonic

SPAM [bot]
11-26-2009, 09:49 PM
Jobbing. Plus Superman never goes all out unless he really needs to like against Darkseid or Doomsday.



A super fast jet mode and suit and more weapons and gadgets since the uchiha brothers are at least low supersonic

He basically died when he fought doomsday, he would've stayed dead if it weren't for plot. I know his heart slowed down to a crawl, so don't start talking about that.

Nope, it just needs to resist fire and be able to absorb chakra, he'd already have a huge advantage with just that.

321zigzag1
11-26-2009, 09:54 PM
;1842407']He basically died when he fought doomsday, he would've stayed dead if it weren't for plot. I know his heart slowed down to a crawl, so don't start talking about that.

Nope, it just needs to resist fire and be able to absorb chakra, he'd already have a huge advantage with just that.

What does that have to do with Superman normally pulling his abilties.

Speedblitz is the issue though and Sasuke's chokuto can through if thats possible unless Suit blocks it.

MS is another problem then there is genjutsu plus Tsukiyomi

Steven
11-26-2009, 09:57 PM
Jobbing. Plus Superman never goes all out unless he really needs to like against Darkseid or Doomsday.



A super fast jet mode and suit and more weapons and gadgets since the uchiha brothers are at least low supersonic

I said it before with plot batman can't lose to them, without plot it would still be a close fight batman is a smart fighter.

SPAM [bot]
11-26-2009, 10:00 PM
What does that have to do with Superman normally pulling his abilties.

Speedblitz is the issue though and Sasuke's chokuto can through if thats possible unless Suit blocks it.

MS is another problem then there is genjutsu plus Tsukiyomi

Some people I've debated with say that he would've still come up, since he wasn't technically defeated.

Chokuto?

As I said, Batman has to see them battle and will devise a plan within hours to counter all of their weaknesses.

321zigzag1
11-26-2009, 10:03 PM
I said it before with plot batman can't lose to them, without plot it would still be a close fight batman is a smart fighter.

I can't really argue with this since Plot is plot. =P

Although in this match technically Batman gets speedblitzed
=(


;1842480']Some people I've debated with say that he would've still come up, since he wasn't technically defeated.

Chokuto?

As I said, Batman has to see them battle and will devise a plan within hours to counter all of their weaknesses.

Superman pulling his abilities isn't uniform to every character.

Sasuke's kusanagi which is inferior to Oro's

Well Batman better learn how to in his prep time.

SPAM [bot]
11-26-2009, 10:06 PM
I can't really argue with this since Plot is plot. =P

Although in this match technically Batman gets speedblitzed
=(




Superman pulling his abilities isn't uniform to every character.

Sasuke's kusanagi which is inferior to Oro's

Well Batman better learn how to in his prep time.

I'm just going to stop posting right now, we're debating a pointless debate on if Batman will win with his millions of dollars, countless resources for technology, his unmatched IQ and a week for preparation.

321zigzag1
11-26-2009, 10:07 PM
;1842512']I'm just going to stop posting right now, we're debating a pointless debate on if Batman will win with his millions of dollars, countless resources for technology, his unmatched IQ and a week for preparation.

yeah we actually are, you actually made me realize this.

Sorry for wasting your time.

Steven
11-26-2009, 10:10 PM
I can't really argue with this since Plot is plot. =P

Although in this match technically Batman gets speedblitzed
=(




Superman pulling his abilities isn't uniform to every character.

Sasuke's kusanagi which is inferior to Oro's

Well Batman better learn how to in his prep time.

you can't speedblitze batman superman could in the comic and that was proven and if he couldn't I don't see them doing it, when superman is FTL.

SPAM [bot]
11-26-2009, 10:11 PM
yeah we actually are, you actually made me realize this.

Sorry for wasting your time.

Nope, you wasted none of my time, you only made it more interesting.

321zigzag1
11-26-2009, 10:27 PM
you can't speedblitze batman superman could in the comic and that was proven and if he couldn't I don't see them doing it, when superman is FTL.

Superman is FTL Batman is only peak human in speed.
The likelihood of speedblitzing is incredibly high. If he didn't do it its because of PIS and jobbing.

;1842541']Nope, you wasted none of my time, you only made it more interesting.

Same goes for you sir.

Steven
11-26-2009, 10:37 PM
Superman is FTL Batman is only peak human in speed.
The likelihood of speedblitzing is incredibly high. If he didn't do it its because of PIS and jobbing.



Same goes for you sir.

I don't see Batman losing if he beat the likes of hulk and superman.

321zigzag1
11-26-2009, 10:40 PM
I don't see Batman losing if he beat the likes of hulk and superman.

PIS and Jobbing played some role there too.

Steven
11-26-2009, 10:45 PM
PIS and Jobbing played some role there too.

It doesn't matter he beat him, do you really think if they let batman beat them they would let him lose to itachi and sasuke two ninja who stand no chance against the likes of hulk or superman.

321zigzag1
11-26-2009, 10:50 PM
It doesn't matter he beat him, do you really think if they let batman beat them they would let him lose to itachi and sasuke two ninja who stand no chance against the likes of hulk or superman.

This is where contradictory logic comes into play.

Are you are arguing from the plot perspective still?
Because I already agreed with you.

PIS and jobbing.

Steven
11-26-2009, 10:56 PM
This is where contradictory logic comes into play.

Are you are arguing from the plot perspective still?
Because I already agreed with you.

PIS and jobbing.

No! I've already said Batman would most likly lose with out plot, but I don't see Batmen losing to them with prep time.

321zigzag1
11-26-2009, 11:02 PM
No! I've already said Batman would most likly lose with out plot, but I don't see Batmen losing to them with prep time.

AHHHHH

Hehehehe

If you read my other posts with Spambot dude I already conceded on that. Batman > Uchihas with lots of prep

SPAM [bot]
11-26-2009, 11:05 PM
AHHHHH

Hehehehe

If you read my other posts with Spambot dude I already conceded on that. Batman > Uchihas with lots of prep

Actually, just a week should do it, maybe more if they don't show him much of their skills.

321zigzag1
11-26-2009, 11:08 PM
;1842871']Actually, just a week should do it, maybe more if they don't show him much of their skills.

Batman just needs an Anti-Uchiha spray =P

Steven
11-26-2009, 11:10 PM
AHHHHH

Hehehehe

If you read my other posts with Spambot dude I already conceded on that. Batman > Uchihas with lots of prep

Thats what i'm saying batman with prep time wins!, which batman could just spy on there battles to learn about them and then prep his self to win.

zebrakiller
11-27-2009, 12:09 AM
batman does have a very impressive stat sheet... obviously everything about any fight has plot involved, show me a fight that didnt. i think batman would be able to exploit their weaknesses n capitalize honestly. hes dealt with genjustu before with the scarecrow n busted out thru sheer willpower n reasoning. he has fought fire wielders like vulcana n starfire, his suit is fire resistant n he is a formidable martial artist and maneuvers like an acrobat. hes probly much slower, so if speed isnt equalized i could see a sasuke speedblitz happening. but batman has overcome greater things than these two

RSAHinataSpringbokF1
11-27-2009, 06:17 PM
I don't see Batman losing if he beat the likes of hulk and superman.
Did you mention Itachi and Sasuke facing Batman and Superman?

sage mangekyo
11-27-2009, 07:00 PM
im gonna say itachi/sasuke

RSAHinataSpringbokF1
11-27-2009, 07:03 PM
im gonna say itachi/sasuke
Agreed with you. Itachi and Sasuke rule.

sage mangekyo
11-27-2009, 07:07 PM
mainly because of genjutsu hax and speed is so much greater

Steven
11-27-2009, 07:17 PM
Did you mention Itachi and Sasuke facing Batman and Superman?

No I didn't why?

RSAHinataSpringbokF1
11-27-2009, 07:20 PM
No I didn't why?
You forgot to mention Sasuke and Itachi.

Steven
11-27-2009, 07:23 PM
You forgot to mention Sasuke and Itachi.

No, I was saying Batman defeated the likes of both The Hulk and Superman and for that I don't see him losing to Sasuke and Itachi, because Superman or The Hulk solo's them both and Batman defeat them so how does Batman loses here.

RSAHinataSpringbokF1
11-27-2009, 07:29 PM
No, I was saying Batman defeated the likes of both The Hulk and Superman and for that I don't see him losing to Sasuke and Itachi, because Superman or The Hulk solo's them both and Batman defeat them so how does Batman loses here.
If it's what you said, that's fine. You chose Batman and Robin, did you?

Steven
11-27-2009, 07:32 PM
If it's what you said, that's fine. You chose Batman and Robin, did you?

Yeah, I picked Batman, not sure about robin

RSAHinataSpringbokF1
11-27-2009, 07:55 PM
Yeah, I picked Batman, not sure about robin
That's fine with me like I said.

321zigzag1
11-27-2009, 07:58 PM
There was no specified prep time so batman and robin loses.

Steven
11-27-2009, 08:18 PM
There was no specified prep time so batman and robin loses.

Batman always prep for a fight so it didn't need to be specified.

321zigzag1
11-27-2009, 08:38 PM
Batman always prep for a fight so it didn't need to be specified.

http://i37.tinypic.com/ehv6o.jpg


No that is not always true at all especially fighting against opponents who doesn't know?

Unless OP specifies Batman gets prep, he doesn't.
Instead its just two groups fighting each other the first time.