Let's hear some of your best Yo momma jokes [Archive]

Kizomaru Yukimoto

11-25-2009, 04:07 PM

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

Yo Momma's blood type is Regu!

Yo momma's so dumb she sits on the Tv and watchs the couch.

Yo momma's so dumb if she was a dog she would walk backwards and wag her tail.

You mean wag her head?
Wag her head.

Soccer Ninja 21

11-25-2009, 04:07 PM

Your momma's so fat even Naruto can't believe it.

The Shady Ninja

11-25-2009, 04:09 PM

Yo Mamma's so stupid she stole free samples.

Kizomaru Yukimoto

11-25-2009, 04:09 PM

Your momma's so fat even Naruto can't believe it.

My momma??
Your momma's so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade!

Wounded_Shadow

11-25-2009, 04:11 PM

HAHAHAHA Those are all good

Vex

11-25-2009, 04:13 PM

-Your mother is like a mosquito, when you slap her, she stops sucking ;D

-Your mother is so nasty, she has to pour saltwater down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.

-Your mother is so stupid, she cooks her meals with Old Spice.

Gah, mine suck.

Wounded_Shadow

11-25-2009, 04:13 PM

Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chilly outside,she went and grabbed a bowl.

Kizomaru Yukimoto

11-25-2009, 04:16 PM

Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chilly outside,she went and grabbed a bowl.

Oh...
Your mama's so stupid she failed a survey.. ( BURNNN )

nexthokage

11-25-2009, 04:18 PM

this one i came up on the spot and it is a little bad lol

Yo mama is so stupid she forgot that she existed

Wounded_Shadow

11-25-2009, 04:22 PM

Oh...
Your mama's so stupid she failed a survey.. ( BURNNN )

Yo momma's so stupid,
she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.

Wounded_Shadow

11-25-2009, 04:29 PM

Your mom is so fat after sex she smokes a ham

Kizomaru Yukimoto

11-25-2009, 04:30 PM

Yo momma's so stupid,
she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.

You mama's so fat we have to drive a train to get to her good side.

Wounded_Shadow

11-25-2009, 04:34 PM

You mama's so fat we have to drive a train to get to her good side.

Your mom is so fat when she got to the middle of the St. Louis arch it turned into a McDonalds sign

kurribu99

11-25-2009, 04:36 PM

yo mamas so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!!
yo mamas so stupid that wen she saw the NC-17 (no child under 17) she went to get 16 more friends!
yo mamas so stupid she puts lipstick on her head just to make up her mind

thats all i got XD

Wounded_Shadow

11-25-2009, 04:46 PM

kurribu99

11-25-2009, 04:50 PM

Your mom is so fat even Bil Gates couldn't afford her liposuction...LOL

yo mama so fat, wen she stepped on a scale it said "one at a time, please" XD

Wounded_Shadow

11-25-2009, 04:51 PM

yo mama so fat, wen she stepped on a scale it said "one at a time, please" XD
LOL Your mom is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued

kurribu99

11-25-2009, 04:56 PM

LOL Your mom is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued

:lol: yo mamas so fat she fell in love and broke it!

Wounded_Shadow

11-25-2009, 04:57 PM

:lol: yo mamas so fat she fell in love and broke it!
HAHAHA Your mom is so fat she was once a runway model...at the airport

Kizomaru Yukimoto

11-25-2009, 04:58 PM

:lol: yo mamas so fat she fell in love and broke it!

Yo mama's so fat we have to make up more yo mama's fat jokes! xD

kurribu99

11-25-2009, 04:58 PM

HAHAHA Your mom is so fat she was once a runway model...at the airport

ROFL! yo mamas so fat she got her own area code!

Wounded_Shadow

11-25-2009, 05:00 PM

ROFL! yo mamas so fat she got her own area code!
LOL Your mom is so fat we use the elastic from her panties to bungee jump

kurribu99

11-25-2009, 05:04 PM

LOL Your mom is so fat we use the elastic from her panties to bungee jump

LMAO!! yo mamas so stupid she took an umbrella to see purple rain

Wounded_Shadow

11-25-2009, 05:06 PM

LMAO!! yo mamas so stupid she took an umbrella to see purple rain
LMAO Yo momma's so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.

X__Sasuke__X

11-25-2009, 05:08 PM

Your momma's so fat even Naruto can't believe it.

DANG IT!!! Mine's taken!! TT__TT

kurribu99

11-25-2009, 05:11 PM

LMAO Yo momma's so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.
:lol::lol::lol: yo mamas so stupid they had to dig for her IQ!!

Wounded_Shadow

11-25-2009, 05:13 PM

:lol::lol::lol: yo mamas so stupid they had to dig for her IQ!!
:mrgreen: Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album.

kurribu99

11-25-2009, 05:15 PM

:mrgreen: Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album.

:p:p yo mamas so stupid, she dosent know the number for 911!

Wounded_Shadow

11-25-2009, 05:18 PM

:p:p yo mamas so stupid, she dosent know the number for 911!
LOL Your mom is so stupid she stole a police car she saw 911 and thought it was a porsche

Tickleme

11-25-2009, 05:30 PM

Yo momma is so stupid she asked how long does it take to make minute rice.

lolitaninja

11-25-2009, 08:29 PM

-Your mama's so poor, she stepped on a cigarette and said "Oh, there goes the heater!"
-Your mama's so fat, she had to hire Sherwin Williams to paint her toenails.
-Your mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application.
-Your mama's so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death.
-Your mama's so short, she poses for trophies.
-Your mama's so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund
-Your mama's so ugly, when she entered an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

phanem123

11-26-2009, 07:42 PM

-your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said her phone number
-your mama's so fat, she took a battery and stuck it up her butt and said i got the power!

painxkonan

11-26-2009, 07:46 PM

Yo Mamma is so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the crap out of the toilet

Sasori Hatori

11-26-2009, 07:48 PM

Your mom is so annoying, satan has a restreaining order.

Your mom is so fat, she got stuck in limbo!

dracozombie

11-26-2009, 07:54 PM

Your momma is like a brick
flat on both side and usually laid by a mexican

Your momma is so fat her butt crack is the grand caynon

NaruCrazy2009

11-26-2009, 07:56 PM

Your mamma's so fat that when she lifted a roll, out popped Waldo.
Your mamma's so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, whales started singing "We Are Family"
Your mamma's so stupid she makes NARUTO look good.

dracozombie

11-26-2009, 08:10 PM

Your momma so fat when Obi wan Kenobi saw her he said "thats no moon, thats your momma"

junchurikioftheleaf

11-26-2009, 08:20 PM

ok i made this one yo momma so fat she went ot the beach and greeenpiece thoguht she was a whale and towed her into the ocean

Sai fangirl

11-26-2009, 08:23 PM

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

That's all I got xD

Kursed Kreature

11-26-2009, 08:23 PM

Yo Mamma is so Ugly, when she walked into a Strip Joint, they paid her to keep her clothes on.

(This one was taken, i don't have much of an Imagination for these yo mamma jokes so bear with me on this one lol)

junchurikioftheleaf

11-26-2009, 08:25 PM

yo momma so stupid/cheap she put an x on a box and spun it around and said theirs your xbox 360

Candice Uchiha

11-26-2009, 08:33 PM

this is one from my friend its so stupid ur momma so skinny they use her as chopsticks now tell me that isn't stupid

Sasori Hatori

11-27-2009, 05:19 PM

"Your momma is so ugly, even the freak show didn't wan't her" -my sis.

UchihaHatakeIsabella

11-27-2009, 05:45 PM

yo momma so fat that when she wore her red raincoat outside somebody yelled "kool aid"

UchihaHatakeIsabella

11-27-2009, 05:47 PM

all of these are pretty hillarious. great jokes guys

Inazuma

11-27-2009, 06:55 PM

Remember, these are just jokes, here's mine:
Yo momma so old, she has an autographed bible.
Yo momma so fat, I put a quarter in her belly-button and a twinkie came out!
Yo momma so ugly, she gets 364 other days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo momma so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo momma so old, she knew the Burger King when he was a prince.
Yo momma so poor, when I ring the doorbell she says, "DING!"

Divinegon8

11-27-2009, 07:19 PM

yo mama so dumb she put a _____ in the MICROwave to try to shrink it

MasterOfPain

11-27-2009, 07:32 PM

yo momma's so fat she has her own universe

MasterOfPain

11-27-2009, 07:34 PM

1. Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
2. Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"
3. Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!
4. Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"
5. Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck. 6. Yo momma so fat her waist size is equator!

MasterOfPain

11-27-2009, 07:35 PM

8. Yo momma so fat she's on both side of the family.
9. Yo momma so fat when she walks around Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!
10. Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
11. Yo momma so fat that when God said "Let There Be Light" he told her to move her fat ole ass over!
12. Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
13. Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up!
14. Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
15. Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
16. Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
17. Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
18. Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book!
19. Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
20. Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says "To be continued."
21. Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAY-UM!"
22. Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
23. Yo momma so fat we're in her right now!
24. Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.
25. Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
26. Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
27. Yo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her!
28. Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
29. Yo momma so fat when she lays on the beach, people run around yelling "Free Willy!" 30. Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

MasterOfPain

11-27-2009, 07:37 PM

33. Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"
34. Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
35. Yo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway.
36. Yo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her!
37. Yo momma so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
38. Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
39. Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.
40. Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
41. Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear a "Caution! Wide Turn" sign!
42. Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
43. Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "One at a time, please."
44. Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
45. Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
46. Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!
47. Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!
48. Yo momma so fat God couldn't light the Earth until she moved!
49. Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
50. Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
51. Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago... 52. Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

MasterOfPain

11-27-2009, 07:38 PM

58. Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views!
59. Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
60. Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
62. Yo momma so fat her belly button's got an echo.
63. Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
64. Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
65. Yo momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.
66. Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
67. Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin' tights!
69. Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
70. Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
71. Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu.
72. Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
73. Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
74. Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
75. Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
76. Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips!
77. Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones. 78. Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

MangaGirl4U

11-28-2009, 10:41 AM

Yo momma's so old, she still owes jesus a quarter.

Ur Mom

11-28-2009, 10:44 AM

Yo Mama so old she STILL says YO MAMA JOKES!

Yo Mama so stupid that she probably told you to put this in the polls, when it doesn't belong here! (but seriously, move this to the off-topic man)

Shika-fiend

11-28-2009, 12:22 PM

Yo momma so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Looney-Lyra

11-28-2009, 12:26 PM

Yo momma is of average weight and intellect, and is a respectable member of society! DX

So there. :p

Shika-fiend

11-28-2009, 12:34 PM

Yo mama so old when she asked her parents for a dog, she got a dinosaur.

White-Fang

11-28-2009, 12:45 PM

Yo momma so short, you can see her feet in her driver's license.

White-Fang

11-28-2009, 12:48 PM

Yo Mama so old she STILL says YO MAMA JOKES!

Yo Mama so stupid that she probably told you to put this in the polls, when it doesn't belong here! (but seriously, move this to the off-topic man)

This is ironic...."Urmom" doesn't want to participate in a yo momma jokes thread.

Here is another: Your momma's so old, she served drinks at the Last Supper.