Dr Phil vs WH40Kverse

[Nyruss]

Everyone in Warhammer 40000 is trying to kill everyone else. They all agree to come on Dr Phil's show to try and settle their differences.

Can Dr Phil accomplish the impossible?

[SRhyse]

So in this 'fight,' it's a battle with the inner demons of the War Hammer Universe that determines victory?

[Phoenix Wright]

No he can't. He'll just ask how they feel, and someone will just get really pissed and kill him.

[C. Hook]

Well, I think by the time he comes to Spess Mehrines screaming about METAL BOXES!!!!, he'll have an anuerism and be spared from any more couch discussions.