What would you do if Orochimaru asked you to get in his car?

[dracozombie]

yes he has a car and he wants you to get in...........;)

[sasu_girl]

i would scream 'NO YOU STUPID PEDO!!'

[nexthokage]

run like heck so he dont get me

[nightfire]

tell him the only one that will every love him is kabuto. then chidori him in the face.

[flamey234]

I would be in California and here is my scenario.
I would go to the Mythbusters and ask them if they wanted to test a myth to see if Orochimaru is really immortal. We would get about 2000 sticks of dynamite (mythbuster style-grab more then you need to make a more flashy explosion), and then place them all in Orochimaru's car so he wouldn't know. When he is out of town we blow him up along with his car. Well, that's another myth busted. Orochimaru is not immortal:cool:

[dracozombie]

wow
Nightfire: your delusional

Flamey234: that would be the ending ha big boom

[nightfire]

wow
Nightfire: your delusional

Flamey234: that would be the ending ha big boom

how am i delusional??? i guess orchimaru doesnt own a car but that would make this a pointless thread and everyone that answered would be delusional

[Amia Amane]

i would simply tell him to go rape kabuto or something Though it's not rape if he's willing. XD and leave me alone

[flamey234]

wow
Nightfire: your delusional

Flamey234: that would be the ending ha big boom
That's Mythbuster style (just like what happened to the cement truck :twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:)

[Lone Wolf]

I would say to him: Can i have your tongue for dinner? XD

[assassin]

he has a car?

well it's probably not a car it's probably an army vehicle so no I wouldn't get in I'ld blow up the army vehicle and run

[akatsukirocks]

NEVER!!!
orochimaru would have a weird plan like wat he sorta did to sasuke...

[flamey234]

I would say to him: Can i have your tongue for dinner? XD
I am really starting to hate my over active mind. (I somehow got a bad image from that:evil:)

[nightfire]

I would say to him: Can i have your tongue for dinner? XD

:shock:ewwwwww no way i would touch that, and i would NEVER NEVER NEVER put his tougue in my mouth even if it was cooked and cut out. ewwwww

[Leaf/Mist Shinobi250]

I would blink and then run like hell away from him XD

[RSAHinataSpringbokF1]

Walk away without looking at Orochimaru's face.

[nightfire]

I am really starting to hate my over active mind. (I somehow got a bad image from that:evil:)


haha we had the same idea, and dracozombie how in the world(?!?!?!) did you come up with this weird idea........... your orchimaru related daydreaming again?

[Lone Wolf]

Walk away without looking at Orochimaru's face.
Your being rude to Orochimaru.

[dracozombie]

Face Palm

[RSAHinataSpringbokF1]

Your being rude to Orochimaru.
Sorry about that. If Orochimaru acts like Jacko, I'll run away.

[Naruko-chan]

I would run. Run for my freaking life!!! 0.0

[flamey234]

Sorry about that. If Orochimaru acts like Jacko, I'll run away.
who???

[danboy]

i would yell "stranger danger" or "i need an adult i need an adult "

[dracozombie]

haha we had the same idea, and dracozombie how in the world(?!?!?!) did you come up with this weird idea........... your orchimaru related daydreaming again?


no YOur obsession with Sauske reminded me of it

[flamey234]

no YOur obsession with Sauske reminded me of it
I don't want to know

[Hidden Ninja45]

I would ran away. Fast.

[nightfire]

i would yell "stranger danger" or "i need an adult i need an adult "


lol i like the stranger danger comment that is deserving of a rep point wow lol
:mrgreen: i wouldnt yell i need an adult because he would say something creepy like "i'll be your adult" (in that way)

[Kizomaru Yukimoto]

.. Um I'd yell.

Stranger Danger!!! No wait Michell Jackson Look alike , Kid Malesterrr!

Then run after throwing a rock at his face..

[Kiba_Inuzuka]

yell stalker

[nightfire]

no YOur obsession with Sauske reminded me of it


i DONT like sasuke in that way!!!:evil: (no comment on itachi jk)

[kzilla2000]

say no and report a child rapist

[dracozombie]

i would yell "stranger danger" or "i need an adult i need an adult "


so true

[dracozombie]

I love how we all agree he is a rapist

[junchurikioftheleaf]

ok first i would be liek wdf how did orchipedophile get a drivers license and then i would run away so fast ppl in the onepeice verse couldent keep up

[dracozombie]

i DONT like sasuke in that way!!!:evil: (no comment on itachi jk)


I told you, that you would marry Iatchi

[nightfire]

to the orchi is a rapist thing
ya its been agreed on since he's wanted sasuke body, and his wierd tounge, and he looks like michael jackson, and he bite sasuke, and he wants strong little kids, and then there is kabuto the kid that wants him and offered his body but orchimaru said no

[RSAHinataSpringbokF1]

who???
I'm referring to Orochimaru.

[flamey234]

ok first i would be liek wdf how did orchipedophile get a drivers license and then i would run away so fast ppl in the onepeice verse couldent keep up
One of them would be able to (the admiral with the light fruit) unless you plan on time traveling

[dragonjinchuriki dj]

i would walk closer to the car but right where the doors open......i light the car on fire then run away...........FAST:shock: and probably go to therapy because an anime charachter just tried to rape me and i must be seein things

[junchurikioftheleaf]

One of them would be able to (the admiral with the light fruit) unless you plan on time traveling
man i woudl run so fast i woudl take half of the whoel freakin world back in time id run so fast the worlds rotation would be reversed

[dracozombie]

to the orchi is a rapist thing
ya its been agreed on since he's wanted sasuke body, and his wierd tounge, and he looks like michael jackson, and he bite sasuke, and he wants strong little kids, and then there is kabuto the kid that wants him and offered his body but orchimaru said no


poor Kabuto no Orchimaru for him

[nightfire]

i still like my chidoring him in the face, then i would think haha now all the people that called me crazy for thinking naruto is real were proved wrong, then i would try to find the akatsuki and join them

[dracozombie]

I would ran away. Fast.


He will get you lol

[flamey234]

man i woudl run so fast i woudl take half of the whoel freakin world back in time id run so fast the worlds rotation would be reversed
Well then, I'd better say good-bye to humanity and all life on this planet if that happens

[nightfire]

poor Kabuto no Orchimaru for him


dont make fun of him he cries at night because he cant have his one true love orchimaru......... *false crying* wow next creepy reality TV show:shock:

[dracozombie]

i still like my chidoring him in the face, then i would think haha now all the people that called me crazy for thinking naruto is real were proved wrong, then i would try to find the akatsuki and join them


nah Black fire the car

[dracozombie]

dont make fun of him he cries at night because he cant have his one true love orchimaru......... *false crying* wow next creepy reality TV show:shock:


allready is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nightfire]

nah Black fire the car

YIP YIP ammy the car!!!! im waiting for the one creepy person to get on this thread and say "i would want to take a ride with orchimaru!!"
i would think wow real life kabuto

[dracozombie]

jk to earlier post

[junchurikioftheleaf]

nah Black fire the car
nah uses kakshis ms to send it the car and orochipedophile to a diffrent dimmension

[dracozombie]

YIP YIP ammy the car!!!! im waiting for the one creepy person to get on this thread and say "i would want to take a ride with orchimaru!!"
i would think wow real life kabuto


lol that would be great cause everyonr would be like ;););) gtfo

[nightfire]

nah uses kakshis ms to send it the car and orochipedophile to a diffrent dimmension

nah then another deminsion has to put up with him i would just want to kill him with black fire

[flamey234]

nah Black fire the car
you mean amaterasu it?

[dracozombie]

nah uses kakshis ms to send it the car and orochipedophile to a diffrent dimmension


super woot

[nightfire]

you mean amaterasu it?

ya but i know dracozombie in real life and we didnt know how to say that so we just always say black fire

[dracozombie]

you mean amaterasu it?


yhea couldn't remember the name

[junchurikioftheleaf]

nah then another deminsion has to put up with him i would just want to kill him with black fire
ok ok ok i got it chidori sword style his head to the car door light the car with amaterasu then send only his head to another deminson

[dracozombie]

yep and why did W..T...F... become ;););)

[nightfire]

ok ok ok i got it chidori sword style his head to the car door light the car with amaterasu then send only his head to another deminson

best part of all three plans i like it:mrgreen: i like how this has turned into a torture michael jackson(orchi same person) thread

[dracozombie]

ok ok ok i got it chidori sword style his head to the car door light the car with amaterasu then send only his head to another deminson


we could always send him to a deminson full of kabutos

torture for him cause no sauskes

[flamey234]

best part of all three plans i like it:mrgreen: i like how this has turned into a torture michael jackson(orchi same person) thread
Why don't you like my "mythbuster style" plan on the car?

[nightfire]

we could always send him to a deminson full of kabutos

torture for him cause no sauskes

ya i think send him to another deminsion with sai so we dont have to put up with either of them, then later we send a gaint ammy and a lot of posion and bombs to the same deminsion to kill them:twisted:

[dracozombie]

involes getting close without killing him right there

[nightfire]

Why don't you like my "mythbuster style" plan on the car?


i do like it i think i gave you rep eariler for a mythbusters comment

[nightfire]

involes getting close without killing him right there


thats the beauty of the plan

[dracozombie]

ya i think send him to another deminsion with sai so we dont have to put up with either of them, then later we send a gaint ammy and a lot of posion and bombs to the same deminsion to kill them:twisted:


Ill make a torture Sai thread next week

[OnyxBlossom]

I'd get in just for the heck of it. xD Then make him crash into a building and run out.

[dracozombie]

thats the beauty of the plan


i couldnt do it

[nightfire]

Ill make a torture Sai thread next week

i'll have a lot of fun with that i hate him so much, even before i heard hiim talk i just wanted to stab him. then he made fun of sasuke, and called sakura ugly:evil:

[dracozombie]

I'd get in just for the heck of it. xD Then make him crash into a building and run out.


way to play it safe

[nightfire]

way to play it safe

getting within 15ft of the he/she/it/snake/rapist isnt safe

[dracozombie]

i'll have a lot of fun with that i hate him so much, even before i heard hiim talk i just wanted to stab him. then he made fun of sasuke, and called sakura ugly:evil:


hes right jk jk

[flamey234]

i do like it i think i gave you rep eariler for a mythbusters comment
now that I think about it you did. I guess my mind started going "tunnel vision" on me again:oops: (one track and no deviations)

[junchurikioftheleaf]

way to play it safe
lol ooooh i got another one ok first amaterasu the car then with both hands first chidori sword style his head to the door and you knwo cut him up a bit then with your other hand chidori sword style right into his crotch (oww ) and then throw a few tons of c4 and dynamite and blackpowder then send the whole thign to another dimension before it blows and then BOOM!!!!

[nightfire]

now that I think about it you did. I guess my mind started going "tunnel vision" on me again:oops: (one track and no deviations)


haha its okay i normally have a 3 sec memory unless it is naruto related so its okay:mrgreen:

[dracozombie]

getting within 15ft of the he/she/it/snake/rapist isnt safe


some time you cant help it becuase he uses his snake head thing and bites your neck

man that still hurts

[flamey234]

lol ooooh i got another one ok first amaterasu the car then with both hands first chidori sword style his head to the door and you knwo cut him up a bit then with your other hand chidori sword style right into his crotch (oww ) and then throw a few tons of c4 and dynamite and blackpowder then send the whole thign to another dimension before it blows and then BOOM!!!!
I still say we get the Mythbusters involved.

[nightfire]

lol ooooh i got another one ok first amaterasu the car then with both hands first chidori sword style his head to the door and you knwo cut him up a bit then with your other hand chidori sword style right into his crotch (oww ) and then throw a few tons of c4 and dynamite and blackpowder then send the whole thign to another dimension before it blows and then BOOM!!!!


wow your violent, good job you fit right in at this thread then:mrgreen:

[nightfire]

I still say we get the Mythbusters involved.


they can supply the explosives and we can make an episode about it

[natsumiuchiha16]

i would scream bloody murder and run

[dracozombie]

lol ooooh i got another one ok first amaterasu the car then with both hands first chidori sword style his head to the door and you knwo cut him up a bit then with your other hand chidori sword style right into his crotch (oww ) and then throw a few tons of c4 and dynamite and blackpowder then send the whole thign to another dimension before it blows and then BOOM!!!!


double woot

[flamey234]

they can supply the explosives and we can make an episode about it
plus they would probably use a couple tons of TNT as well make it more fun and interesting:cool::mrgreen::twisted:

[nightfire]

i would scream bloody murder and run


that was the first plan but now we are planning to toture orchimaru, its funny and we dont feel like crybabies now lol

[junchurikioftheleaf]

wow your violent, good job you fit right in at this thread then:mrgreen:
well when it comes to orchipedophile i forget my morals and any mercy i have...that guy sirously creeps the hell outta me

[nightfire]

well when it comes to orchipedophile i forget my morals and any mercy i have...that guy sirously creeps the hell outta me

we all feel the same we understand, you wont be judged here (okay that last part is a lie)

[flamey234]

well when it comes to orchipedophile i forget my morals and any mercy i have...that guy sirously creeps the hell outta me
one question, who (besides Kabuto (Sasuke was creeped out by him in the original)) isn't creeped out by Orochimaru?

[dracozombie]

that was the first plan but now we are planning to toture orchimaru, its funny and we dont feel like crybabies now lol


yep its better this way

[flamey234]

we all feel the same we understand, you wont be judged here (okay that last part is a lie)
about the last part, this isn't a court or the judicial system so he won't be judged

[nightfire]

one question, who (besides Kabuto (Sasuke was creeped out by him in the original)) isn't creeped out by Orochimaru?


ummmmm kimmimaru but he is so uber amazing i say we dont make fun of him and leave the insultes to orchimaru, sai, and kabuto

[junchurikioftheleaf]

one question, who (besides Kabuto (Sasuke was creeped out by him in the original)) isn't creeped out by Orochimaru?
um pretty much all his underlings kimi the sound ninja 4 thats about it mabye the akatsuki

[dracozombie]

well when it comes to orchipedophile i forget my morals and any mercy i have...that guy sirously creeps the hell outta me


we all do (wheres the Orchimaru fan so we can make fun of him)

[nightfire]

about the last part, this isn't a court or the judicial system so he won't be judged


true but if he says something that we dont like we will make fun of him, but i dont think he will so im not worried about it............. i bet he is going to prove me wrong now..

[dracozombie]

um pretty much all his underlings kimi the sound ninja 4 thats about it mabye the akatsuki


no he was around so they could hate him

[junchurikioftheleaf]

true but if he says something that we dont like we will make fun of him, but i dont think he will so im not worried about it............. i bet he is going to prove me wrong now..
yea....no orchipedophile is the creepyiest thing on television you know since the real mj died so hes never on tv anymore

[dracozombie]

no he was around so they could hate him


the Akatsuki that is

[dracozombie]

yea....no orchipedophile is the creepyiest thing on television you know since the real mj died so hes never on tv anymore


until he becomes zombie mj

[nightfire]

did anybody find it funny that whenorchimaru died michael jackson did too? im way behind on the series right now but i thought it was funny i heard about whats in the spoilers the same time as what happend to mj

[dracozombie]

lol
thats right

[junchurikioftheleaf]

until he becomes zombie mj
yep when iran drops a nuke on the u.s mj is gonna becoem zombie mj pop up from his grave and start singing thriller

[OokamiofAkatsuki]

Scream, Punch, and Run

[junchurikioftheleaf]

did anybody find it funny that whenorchimaru died michael jackson did too? im way behind on the series right now but i thought it was funny i heard about whats in the spoilers the same time as what happend to mj
good point thats kidna strange

[nightfire]

i thought it was the best thing ever!

[dracozombie]

yep when iran drops a nuke on the u.s mj is gonna becoem zombie mj pop up from his grave and start singing thriller


and rape kids

[dracozombie]

So true

[RockyL]

get in, but if he tried anything funny his head would end up through the windshield, he is my favorite villain and all but that doesnt give him the right to be a creeper around me.

Orochimaru side: It doesnt matter anyway Lee, im already taking over your body, it even says so in your sig.

Hm. forgot about that minor detail. xD

[nightfire]

So true


but sad

[ShadowKyuubi]

tell him about all his issues while im beating the crap outta him for asking something so insane lol.

[nightfire]

get in, but if he tried anything funny his head would end up through the windshield, he is my favorite villain and all but that doesnt give him the right to be a creeper around me.

Orochimaru side: It doesnt matter anyway Lee, im already taking over your body, it even says so in your sig.

Hm. forgot about that minor detail. xD



wow everyone i think we found our real life kabuto, ignoring the "doesnt give him the right to be a creeper around me." part of the post

[dracozombie]

get in, but if he tried anything funny his head would end up through the windshield, he is my favorite villain and all but that doesnt give him the right to be a creeper around me.

Orochimaru side: It doesnt matter anyway Lee, im already taking over your body, it even says so in your sig.

Hm. forgot about that minor detail. xD



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[VioletDi]

I would never get in that sicko's car! Well, maybe if you asked...

"WHAT WOULD YOU DOO-OOOO-OOOO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR?!?!"

[nightfire]

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ya see my eariler post right after he said that

[dracozombie]

wow everyone i think we found our real life kabuto, ignoring the "doesnt give him the right to be a creeper around me." part of the post


you know what happens now the real life orochimaru arrives

[junchurikioftheleaf]

wow everyone i think we found our real life kabuto, ignoring the "doesnt give him the right to be a creeper around me." part of the post
i have to agree if their wasent the creeper part i would be sirously scared right now
I would never get in that sicko's car! Well, maybe if you asked...

"WHAT WOULD YOU DOO-OOOO-OOOO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR?!?!"
rofl!!! XD

[dracozombie]

I would never get in that sicko's car! Well, maybe if you asked...

"WHAT WOULD YOU DOO-OOOO-OOOO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR?!?!"


kill him
oh wait that wasnt the question


can I have a klondike bar still

[nightfire]

you know what happens now the real life orochimaru arrives


im kinda debating weither to get off this thread just cause you put that i wouldn't be able to sleep tongiht if my room wasnt an armory so i could kill him

[junchurikioftheleaf]

im kinda debating weither to get off this thread just cause you put that i wouldn't be able to sleep tongiht if my room wasnt an armory so i could kill him
wait a min no need to worry guys the real life orchimaru is dead *poinst to mj's grave* hey his music was ok but he was definitly orchimaru of the real world

[dracozombie]

i gotta go anyway

[nightfire]

wait a min no need to worry guys the real life orchimaru is dead *poinst to mj's grave* hey his music was ok but he was definitly orchimaru of the real world

lol thats a good point i forgot about that, bye dracozombie may the force be with you

[junchurikioftheleaf]

i gotta go anyway
c ya dude

[nightfire]

ya i g2g in a minute i'll probably get off this thread now but no worries i will reture!
AKATSUKI FOREVER!
may the force be with you all

[daisuke1171]

I would hit orochimarus car with a crowbar

[RSAHinataSpringbokF1]

I would hit orochimarus car with a crowbar
That'll straighten Orochimaru for sure.

[Reu Inuzuka]

run away for multipule resons
1. i hate him
2. stay away from strangers
3. he is not real
4. HE IS DEAD

[Rachel the Awesome]

i would say "back off you <bad word here, use your imagination!>" and run as fast and my legs will go O.o

[Deadman]

orachimaro has a car??????????
anyway i'll just tell him that i must not talk to strangers lol!!!!!!!!!!

[Akasun_Yashamaru]

I would kick and scream until a strong ninja rescued me.

[Tekkai]

Run away.

[Maikeru D. Shinigami]

I would ask him if I can join the darkside for free cookies.

[Wismical]

♪ ♫ ♪ ♫

Two words:
"Stranger Danger". :cool:
@ Maikeru: WIN. xD


♪ ♫ ♪ ♫

[NarutoxSakura4ever]

Scream and find something to hit him with perferably a metal bat... lol

[White-Fang]

Since I am obviously seeing things, I'll take a picture and sell it to a magazine, here is the title: MJ LIVES!

[flamey234]

blow up him and his car Mythbuster style :twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:

[dracozombie]

Since I am obviously seeing things, I'll take a picture and sell it to a magazine, here is the title: MJ LIVES!


yhea but then you have to get close

[devapath]

ask if he had candy and if he did i would steal it and run

[dracozombie]

ask if he had candy and if he did i would steal it and run


are you sure you want his candy

[dracozombie]

well over 100 post im happy

[nightfire]

i never want ANYTHING from orchimaru, it may be the one time i would turn down sugar

[Vatanui AKA Pride]

Um, yeah..I would get out a metal wrench from my messenger's bag and throw it at him. Then, I would take out one of my pencils and throw it at him, and immediately begin running.

[dracozombie]

no way
:-0

[dracozombie]

Um, yeah..I would get out a metal wrench from my messenger's bag and throw it at him. Then, I would take out one of my pencils and throw it at him, and immediately begin running.

lol why a pencil

[The Green Beast]

Id say leave me alone , Im not soposed to talk with strangers! Acting all tough but really shaking in my ninja open toes. :???:

[nightfire]

Id say leave me alone , Im not soposed to talk with strangers! Acting all tough but really shaking in my ninja open toes. :???:


thats what a lot of people would do so dont worry :mrgreen:

[dracozombie]

Id say leave me alone , Im not soposed to talk with strangers! Acting all tough but really shaking in my ninja open toes. :???:
you are not alone

[Memitim]

Run Like Heck

[( Yahiko )]

I'll GO IN use a pepper spray,
run and hide :D