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One-Tailed Shukaku
11-16-2009, 04:54 PM
Everyone in the Akatsuki is there to just chill and hang out.

What would you do? Who would you greet first?

(Imagine that all AK members are still alive)

Lone Wolf
11-16-2009, 04:55 PM
I would stay quite until I have to go.

One-Tailed Shukaku
11-16-2009, 04:59 PM
I would probably say hi to Deidara and probably be mad at him for doing what he did to Gaara

TNA Kitten
11-16-2009, 05:01 PM
sit next to hidan and adore him..

One-Tailed Shukaku
11-16-2009, 05:03 PM
I wouldn't sit close to hidan if i were you

Tickleme
11-16-2009, 05:05 PM
id great itachi or deidara first...my way.../lick

One-Tailed Shukaku
11-16-2009, 05:06 PM
O_O wierd

sasu_girl
11-16-2009, 05:07 PM
i would give itachi a giant hug!! and then cower behind something before i die.

Vatanui AKA Pride
11-16-2009, 05:09 PM
Chat with Itachi, offer a swords fight with Kisame, and draw with Deidara.

Sasori12
11-16-2009, 05:33 PM
I'd chat with Kisame and Sasori.

ninja05
11-16-2009, 05:35 PM
I'll stay here for a while...

Fan of Minato
11-16-2009, 05:36 PM
Talk with Pain about his goals...xD

Ask Tobi why his mask looks like a lollipop and that he is supposed to be a main villain..but the lollipop mask just doesn't bring that air around Tobi...xD

Memitim
11-18-2009, 08:30 PM
I`d Chat With Itachi And Make Puppets With Sasori

Kursed Kreature
12-10-2009, 10:33 AM
I'd Chill with Deidara, Say Hello to Itachi and Kisame, say "Hows it going", the normal way i greet people, i would Confront Kakuzu....but i do not know if thats such a great idea >_>

Hidden Ninja45
12-10-2009, 12:48 PM
I would just hang out with Itachi because he is my favorite Akatsuki.

junchurikioftheleaf
12-10-2009, 12:55 PM
i would blow stuff up with deidara explosivo solves everything!!!!

Vex
12-10-2009, 03:43 PM
I'd chat up Deidara & Sasori with a few pickup lines.

Inazuma
12-10-2009, 03:48 PM
I'd like to meet some, then hang out and chill with them. Then we could play pranks and stuff on each member. Then I would train with them...

PurpleKitty
12-10-2009, 04:41 PM
I think I'd be in total shock. I'd probably spy on them all from a distance.

Jason Uchiha
12-10-2009, 07:10 PM
i would ask itachi to train me to be a great ninji like him.

InuyashaGirl
12-10-2009, 07:13 PM
talk to itahci for hours and flirt with him
touch kisames skin and sword
ttell hidan to stop kussing and turn him Christian
ask kazuku about his fight with the first hokage
kill deidara cause i hate him
or ask about his mouths and can he eat with his hands
talk to the dark and light side of zetsu
flirt with pein and konan
stay away from orochimaru

deindi
12-11-2009, 06:13 AM
First, I'll Kiss Deidara
Second, I'll Become Deidara Girlfriend
Finally, Become Deidara's Wife un !!!!!
>>>>>>>>>,<<<<<<<<<

Sosuke Aizen
12-11-2009, 06:14 AM
-__-...I would just stay slient..and leave

Art is an EXPLOSION
12-11-2009, 06:35 AM
Id tell madara to kick himself

JCTKNE4E
12-11-2009, 06:42 AM
I'd make Hidan develop a new curse word on the spot.

Akatsuki X
12-11-2009, 01:45 PM
hmmm i think i would
talk with Itachi and Pein about just stuff
have a dance off with Kisame
play poker with Kakuzu
curse at people with Hidan
make the black and white side of Zetsu get into an argument
andddd play pranks on the other member s with Tobi and Deidara :p

Leaf/Mist Shinobi250
12-11-2009, 01:52 PM
I would hangout with Itachi and see if he could teach me some Taijutsu, Genjutsu, and Ninjutsu. I would also discuss about peace with Pain & Konan.

KarinxInoFan
12-11-2009, 02:11 PM
I'd get out of there.
Akatsuki gatherings sound boring as heck :???:

Maybe I'd chat with Kakuzu about the stock market for awhile, though.

mangagirl
01-10-2010, 10:34 AM
i would eat zetzu

suki
01-10-2010, 01:43 PM
I'd get out of there.
Akatsuki gatherings sound boring as heck :???:

Maybe I'd chat with Kakuzu about the stock market for awhile, though.

lol- chat with Kakuzu about the stock market


I'd either try and keep a low profile for the duration of the gathering, or try for an appropriate amount of time (so as to not be rude) and leave.

Maybe see if I can find out some interesting piece of information

Reikai Hezamu
01-10-2010, 01:47 PM
I would play Hide and Seek with Tobi and Zetsu.

19_akatsuki_500
01-10-2010, 02:10 PM
Everyone in the Akatsuki is there to just chill and hang out.

What would you do? Who would you greet first?

(Imagine that all AK members are still alive)

I'd make friends with all the akatsuki!

Kitsujiro Fuyu
01-10-2010, 02:55 PM
I would sit there quietly until given the chance to leave.
At that time, I'd bolt for the exit and bolt away as fast as my legs would carry me. No way are they gonna use me for that strange clone technique.

titanscsj
01-10-2010, 03:03 PM
id flirt with Konan lol

dracozombie
01-10-2010, 05:30 PM
hang out with Hidan

Daryl Uchiha
01-10-2010, 07:22 PM
I go just hang out everone and talk to Pain frist then the rest.

xxxeehxxx
01-24-2010, 05:55 PM
i'd tell them never to remove their coats

Agent Spectre
01-26-2010, 02:40 AM
Aw... I'd like to converse with Zetsu, and probably try and make his white half laugh. Plants are awesome. Dual Personalities are awesome. Zetsu just seems like the all around guy to chill with.

I'd try to talk to Sasori about the intricacies and beauty of his puppets, and tell him just how much I admire what he's done to himself. In fact, I might just ask him for some tips on how to do so.

Respectfully try to ask Kakuzu about his condition and techniques without trying to get killed. He should take his mask off, I love his face. ... also ask about his masks. those are wicked.

Pain... I have a hard time expressing in words

Konan, I would tell her that she is gorgeous, and that she is just as beautiful on the inside and to never forget it. If I were feeling extremely bold I would also kiss her hand.

darkjam
01-26-2010, 02:47 AM
Talk 2 Itachi for about 5 minutes then join Tobi for the rest of the gathering and go around with him annoying everybody ^^

Memitim
01-26-2010, 02:48 AM
Talk 2 Itachi for about 5 minutes then join Tobi for the rest of the gathering and go around with him annoying everybody ^^then Madara takes off his Tobi mask and kills you

darkjam
01-26-2010, 02:54 AM
then Madara takes off his Tobi mask and kills you

XD, Nah coz i would get him drunk and force him to tell me his secret to his teleportation and make-things-pass-through-you (i dunno whats it called) art. Then b4 he kills me i would teleport to Konoha, bring all the strong guys, teleport everyone back and pawn the Akatsuki, except Itachi coz he's gd ^^. Oh and coz they r all alive, im gonna assume Minato and Jiraiya would b 2, so we would win ^^

suki
01-26-2010, 05:01 AM
XD, Nah coz i would get him drunk and force him to tell me his secret to his teleportation and make-things-pass-through-you (i dunno whats it called) art. Then b4 he kills me i would teleport to Konoha, bring all the strong guys, teleport everyone back and pawn the Akatsuki, except Itachi coz he's gd ^^. Oh and coz they r all alive, im gonna assume Minato and Jiraiya would b 2, so we would win ^^

Haha... nice.

But could Itachi beat Minato or Jiraiya?

And Madara drunk? o_O

darkjam
01-26-2010, 05:13 AM
Haha... nice.

But could Itachi beat Minato or Jiraiya?

And Madara drunk? o_O

But Itachi wouldnt fight, I would tell everyone b4 hand the truth, then i would tell itachi i had told everyone and then i would teleport him to another dimension to think things over and i would bring him bak out when everythings over. Cant have him dying ^^. It would b tough 2 get Madara drunk, but everyone has their limits ^^. I may hve to spike his drink hmmmm...

Momone
01-26-2010, 01:13 PM
I would talk to Deidara for a little bit, and then go find Sasori and stare at him till he gets angry at me so I have an excuse to talk to him :twisted:

Major_Redd
01-26-2010, 10:12 PM
Either Sasori or Konan. Probably Sasori first though, because of my area of interest for college I'd have the most in common with him. If I got him to respect me he could probably teach me anything I needed to know to get my forensics degree and I could probably take the alternative entry exam and skip all those years of schooling. Huzzah!

Sasuke726
01-26-2010, 10:16 PM
Id chill with Kisame Kakuzu and Zetsu because they are the chillest people in the org. Chill as in not veyr pissy and angry all the time just relaxed and calm.

And lecture and be lectured by Itachi

AgentShayd
01-26-2010, 11:25 PM
I would go right for Itachi first...since I am madly in love with him..xD I would probably walk around looking for food as well...^^ Then make small talk with everyone else....Especially Tobi because he is just funny...xD

Deadman
01-28-2010, 01:05 AM
i'll greet pain first then i'll ask for tobi to remove his mask :D

Parak111
01-28-2010, 03:24 PM
I would greet Itachi...and maybe Deidara. After that, I'll remain inactive until the gathering's over.

kokojojo
01-28-2010, 03:32 PM
i'll greet pain first then i'll ask for tobi to remove his mask :D
why ask wen u can just surprise him and take it off. i dunno wut i'd do at a gathering. maybe we'd just drink and reach a club lol can u imagine any of those guys from akatsuki tryna pick up chicks at a club?

kekki genki
01-28-2010, 07:03 PM
id greet tobi first cuz hes funny and laid back and id stay far far away from hidan cuz homeboy would probily shank me and start rambling about jashin

Sasuke
01-28-2010, 07:07 PM
I would probably talk to Sasori first and ask him how he was able to create a complex poison like he has which I would ask him another question as to how Sakura found out an antidote for the poison so quickly.

Deadman
01-30-2010, 12:51 AM
why ask wen u can just surprise him and take it off. i dunno wut i'd do at a gathering. maybe we'd just drink and reach a club lol can u imagine any of those guys from akatsuki tryna pick up chicks at a club?
i think it will be more polite and safe to ask him!!!!!!!

Sasume
02-21-2010, 03:53 PM
I would chat with the smexy God- Realm Pein

Itoshoki_Uchiha
02-21-2010, 03:54 PM
Ice Village genin in the house

kekki genki
02-21-2010, 06:36 PM
i changed my mind.

id tell everyone to hop in my ninja-mobile and jet over to the village hidden in the ghetto. then id find their "training grounds" and then id scoop up enuff "supplies" for everyone and go back to the akatski lair and get good and geek at the crazy shiz some of them would probily do lmao

Itoshoki_Uchiha
02-21-2010, 06:37 PM
i changed my mind.

id tell everyone to hop in my ninja-mobile and jet over to the village hidden in the ghetto. then id find their "training grounds" and then id scoop up enuff "supplies" for everyone and go back to the akatski lair and get good and geek at the crazy shiz some of them would probily do lmao
wow lol

byakuganmaster3695
02-23-2010, 03:08 PM
i would chill and see if the other ak members could teach me different techniques and i would go up 2 sasori and see if he could hook me up with a puppet

tsuchikage
02-23-2010, 03:21 PM
I would point behind them and say "Is that a Jinchuuriki?!" Then laugh hysterically when they all turn to look :) (I'd also try to steal Kakuzu's wallet while he isn't looking)

*Talim of the moonlight*
02-23-2010, 05:20 PM
I would put Tobi on blast and tell him that he's Madara! Talk to Deidara about random stuff and tell him he looks like a girl....!! haha jk jk ummm.....go to Pein and start touching his piercings and ask him did they hurt. The i would go tell Kakuzu that he looks scary!

LOL i would so die after this meeting!

UltimateUchihaMS
02-24-2010, 12:25 PM
Go and eat cookies with Tobi and then take over the world! *yey*

narutoda7thhokage
02-25-2010, 05:28 PM
I would greet Itachi first. I would shake his hand and say that it must have been hard to do what he did for Konoha. I appreciate his struggle

Tarkorotsu
02-25-2010, 06:11 PM
If I meet some members of the Akatsuki
1. I would talk to Kakuzu about money then play a few games of poker with him.
2. I talk Hidan into going to the vatican city on Sunday.
3. Get Zetsu to eat everyone in the US government.
4. Be freinds with Tobi
5. You do not want to know what I would want Konan to do.