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RSAHinataSpringbokF1
11-11-2009, 06:36 PM
Pretend if the all members of the Akatsuki had teamed up with Gozer and the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters trying to invade the Leaf Village. The minute the Leaf jonin see the unorthodox combo, they'll attack. I wonder what Naruto's comrades would do to beat the Akatsuki-Gozer/Stay Puft team. Who wins?

Vatanui AKA Pride
11-11-2009, 06:40 PM
Pain would solo the entire Leaf Village excluding Naruto. The other members of Akatsuki would go after Naruto and overwhelm him. Gozer and his group of Marshmallow-Men would stay at a safe distance while watching TV.

RSAHinataSpringbokF1
11-11-2009, 06:41 PM
Pain would solo the entire Leaf Village excluding Naruto. The other members of Akatsuki would go after Naruto and overwhelm him. Gozer and his group of Marshmallow-Men would stay at a safe distance while watching TV.
That's a very nice post. However, Gozer's a woman.

Vatanui AKA Pride
11-11-2009, 06:46 PM
That's a very nice post. However, Gozer's a woman.

Sorry, I haven't seen Ghostbusters in a while.

RSAHinataSpringbokF1
11-11-2009, 06:47 PM
Sorry, I haven't seen Ghostbusters in a while.
If you remember Ghostbusters, Gozer's a woman. What she'll say to Sakura and Hinata in battle?

Vatanui AKA Pride
11-11-2009, 06:54 PM
If you remember Ghostbusters, Gozer's a woman. What she'll say to Sakura and Hinata in battle?

Actually, Gozer has no gender, though Gozer was portrayed as a woman in the movie. She also prefers to only talk to anyone who is a God, and since Sakura and Hinata aren't Gods, she'd probably just ignore them.

C. Hook
11-11-2009, 07:11 PM
So... Yeah, it's a rape when the God isn't even needed.

RSAHinataSpringbokF1
11-11-2009, 07:12 PM
So... Yeah, it's a rape when the God isn't even needed.
Come on, who wins this battle?

C. Hook
11-11-2009, 07:14 PM
Come on, who wins this battle?

Remember what Pein did to Konoha?

Remember how Deidara, Kakuzu, and Madara weren't there?

And remember how they didn't have the help of a titanic embodiment of evil?

RSAHinataSpringbokF1
11-11-2009, 07:21 PM
Remember what Pein did to Konoha?

Remember how Deidara, Kakuzu, and Madara weren't there?

And remember how they didn't have the help of a titanic embodiment of evil?
I should've known. Are you referring to Stay Puft?

Vatanui AKA Pride
11-11-2009, 08:09 PM
I should've known. Are you referring to Stay Puft?

Let me explain of a scenario of the invasion:

Pain: We, Akatsuki, hereby invades the Leaf Village!
Gozer: What he said!
Group of Marshmallow-Men: YEAH!!
Akatsuki Members: .....
Sasuke: ...I only want Danzo and the Elders.
Naruto: We'll stop you!
Sakura: Yeah! Cha!

*An Hour Later*

Pain: *Standing in the middle of the ruins of Konoha*
Naruto: *Dead, having been speedblitz raped by Akatsuki members*
Itachi: *Gazing at the Sky*
Hidan: Wha-Ha-Ha!!!! We killed Konoha!!! *Laughs wickedly*
Kakuzu: Shut up.
Tobi: Deidara-senpai, what's gonna happen now?
Deidara: *Annoyed* Shut up, Tobi.

*Elsewhere*

Gozer/Army of Marshmallow-Men: *Watching TV*
Gozer: Ugh, change this stupid channel!
Marshmallow-Man: *Tries to press the remote button*

END

RSAHinataSpringbokF1
11-11-2009, 08:11 PM
Let me explain of a scenario of the invasion:

Pain: We, Akatsuki, hereby invades the Leaf Village!
Gozer: What he said!
Group of Marshmallow-Men: YEAH!!
Akatsuki Members: .....
Sasuke: ...I only want Danzo and the Elders.
Naruto: We'll stop you!
Sakura: Yeah! Cha!

*An Hour Later*

Pain: *Standing in the middle of the ruins of Konoha*
Naruto: *Dead, having been speedblitz raped by Akatsuki members*
Itachi: *Gazing at the Sky*
Hidan: Wha-Ha-Ha!!!! We killed Konoha!!! *Laughs wickedly*
Kakuzu: Shut up.
Tobi: Deidara-senpai, what's gonna happen now?
Deidara: *Annoyed* Shut up, Tobi.

*Elsewhere*

Gozer/Army of Marshmallow-Men: *Watching TV*
Gozer: Ugh, change this stupid channel!
Marshmallow-Man: *Tries to press the remote button*

END
Could you do that battlewise?

Abigail
11-11-2009, 08:23 PM
Pain plus anyone on his side wins considering he soloed everyone in Konoha besides Naruto.

RSAHinataSpringbokF1
11-12-2009, 06:21 PM
Pain plus anyone on his side wins considering he soloed everyone in Konoha besides Naruto.
Pain would destroy the Leaf Village like he did in the manga. What Stay Puft would do to Naruto in Sage Mode?

Vatanui AKA Pride
11-12-2009, 06:28 PM
Could you do that battlewise?

I'll try to. xD
But it'll take a while.

RSAHinataSpringbokF1
11-12-2009, 06:32 PM
I'll try to. xD
But it'll take a while.
Oh. It's okay.

Vatanui AKA Pride
11-12-2009, 06:38 PM
Oh. It's okay.

Since there's a lot of Konoha Shinobi to go around.

RSAHinataSpringbokF1
11-12-2009, 06:46 PM
How Sage Naruto would respond to and beat Gozer at the same time?

Abigail
11-12-2009, 11:14 PM
How Sage Naruto would respond to and beat Gozer at the same time?
He wouldn't.

Gozer doesn't need to get up.

Again, Pain plus any other Akatsuki member is enough to win.

RSAHinataSpringbokF1
11-13-2009, 06:18 PM
Some point in the battle, would Gozer tell Naruto's comrades to think of an another Destructor like the first Ghostbusters movie by saying "choose and perish?"

Abigail
11-13-2009, 09:27 PM
Some point in the battle, would Gozer tell Naruto's comrades to think of an another Destructor like the first Ghostbusters movie by saying "choose and perish?"
Sure, why the hell not.

RSAHinataSpringbokF1
11-28-2009, 06:42 PM
I wonder if the Hyugas would find Stay Puft's weakness in the battle or not. Would they?

321zigzag1
11-28-2009, 06:48 PM
Don't necro old threads please

Lone Wolf
11-28-2009, 07:01 PM
I wonder if the Hyugas would find Stay Puft's weakness in the battle or not. Would they?

Dude... Pain will Solo everyone, why the hell is Puft even needed?

321zigzag1
11-28-2009, 07:02 PM
Dude... Pain will Solo everyone, why the hell is Puft even needed?

Maybe the OP wants faster beatdown.

Abigail
11-30-2009, 09:40 PM
Or just still doesn't understand that Pain plus anyone else solos.

AkatsukiMember
12-14-2009, 08:04 PM
Akatsuki and them win!!!!

RSAHinataSpringbokF1
12-14-2009, 08:10 PM
Akatsuki and them win!!!!
Are you including Gozer and the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man? If so, who'll they strike? Hinata? Shino? Kakashi? Sasuke? Sakura? Naruto?

321zigzag1
12-14-2009, 08:14 PM
Are you including Gozer and the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man? If so, who'll they strike? Hinata? Shino? Kakashi? Sasuke? Sakura? Naruto?

Does it matter?

Or just still doesn't understand that Pain plus anyone else solos.

RSAHinataSpringbokF1
12-14-2009, 08:16 PM
Does it matter?
Of course. If you don't like Ghostbusters, this isn't for you. Anyway, who wins?

Lone Wolf
12-14-2009, 08:16 PM
Are you including Gozer and the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man? If so, who'll they strike? Hinata? Shino? Kakashi? Sasuke? Sakura? Naruto?

Why would they attack when Pain can just nuke Konoha like he did last time?

Abigail
12-14-2009, 08:36 PM
Of course. If you don't like Ghostbusters, this isn't for you. Anyway, who wins?
Novel idea, perhaps the side that been explained at least ten times by at least six separate people.

Four of them by me.