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Virgin Mary
11-03-2009, 04:42 PM
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Jashin. We are the religion of peace, and we will kill you to prove it.


What is it?



The principal difference between Jashin and many religions is our refusal to believe in a purely omnipotent patron deity. We believe that this is impossible, as if it were ever the case, the omnipotent deity would set everything exactly as He/She/It would want it, and there would be no conflicting beliefs, religions, or anything offensive to said deity. Some may make a case for the deity's desire for humans to have "free will", but this is simply wishful thinking, as one's will is always submitted to whatever they believe in, whether this is Christianity, Taoism, or Atheism. We acknowledge this, and submit our will to a force that is powerful enough to be nearly omnipotent from our perspective, and will only grow in strength as the Jashin faith grows.

We believe in a deity known as Jashin, but do not acknowledge that He has a specific form or gender. The terms "Lord", "He", and even "deity" exist purely for semantic and metaphorical purposes, and a Jashinist will usually think of Lord Jashin as more of a binding force, or even a philosophical mindset.

Like many religions, ours acknowledges and venerates a prophet and martyr. His name was Hidan, and was one of the few Jashinists to have achieved true, literal immortality, completely incapable of death, regardless of disease, affliction, or dismemberment. However, he was later martyred by a vengeful, self-righteous sinner, becoming dismembered and incapacitated to the point where Lord Jashin took mercy on him, and rewarded him for his faith by way of an afterlife so glorious that no mortal could hope to comprehend it. Many also believe that his partner, though not a Jashinist, was faithful enough to Hidan himself to join the prophet in this afterlife.


Those who do not join our society will die by the hands of those who have.
Once everyone else is sacrificed, peace will reign.
We must annihilate the non-believers....





Followers:

Virgin Mary
Itachifan100
deidara rules
akatsukirocks
sasu_girl
Kizo
Akumaru13
Taker369
The Undertaker
Rouge Priestess
The 10 tailedmanbearpig




NO NONFOLLOWERS ALL
YOU WILL DIE!!

deidara rules
11-03-2009, 04:58 PM
Add me xd

ECW Original
11-03-2009, 05:00 PM
Your name and this thread do not add up at all,but whatever.

Virgin Mary
11-03-2009, 05:02 PM
Your name and this thread do not add up at all,but whatever.Are you questioning me?

kentaru
11-03-2009, 05:03 PM
Are you questioning me?
i agree with ECW

ECW Original
11-03-2009, 05:05 PM
Are you questioning me?
Pretty much.But,I know someone who'd like to join.

sasu_girl
11-03-2009, 05:05 PM
may i join?

Virgin Mary
11-03-2009, 05:06 PM
Yes you may sasu welcome.

itachifan100
11-03-2009, 05:13 PM
dear god,i already have this
http://naruto.viz.com/forum/showthread.php?t=27655

The 10 Tailed ManBearPig
11-03-2009, 05:15 PM
.......

Kizo
11-03-2009, 05:22 PM
dear god,i already have this
http://naruto.viz.com/forum/showthread.php?t=27655 (http://naruto.viz.com/forum/showthread.php?t=27655)

Yeah you do..but it died...and mary is awaking it...and i want to join!

Akumaru13
11-03-2009, 06:06 PM
Ooh, sweet. Can I join?

Virgin Mary
11-04-2009, 12:07 AM
Ooh, sweet. Can I join?yes you can

ECW Original
11-04-2009, 03:38 AM
.......

Can he join?

Virgin Mary
11-04-2009, 03:39 AM
No he has to ask

The Undertaker
11-04-2009, 03:49 AM
I was forced here...lol

Virgin Mary
11-04-2009, 03:54 AM
By who?

athoatho
11-04-2009, 03:58 AM
please some one tell me wahts going on in the forum

Virgin Mary
11-04-2009, 03:58 AM
please some one tell me wahts going on in the forumwhat do you mean?

athoatho
11-04-2009, 04:02 AM
i mean how can virgin Mary join the Jashinist temple is it for real ?

The Undertaker
11-04-2009, 04:03 AM
Lmao!!!

Virgin Mary
11-04-2009, 04:04 AM
i mean how can virgin Mary join the Jashinist temple is it for real ?lol good one...

ECW Original
11-04-2009, 04:04 AM
i mean how can virgin Mary join the Jashinist temple is it for real ?
I'm wondering the same thing.

Rogue Priestess
11-04-2009, 04:06 AM
Sign me up.

The 10 Tailed ManBearPig
11-04-2009, 04:07 AM
I would.......like to join.

Virgin Mary
11-04-2009, 04:09 AM
ok your in

Rogue Priestess
11-04-2009, 04:13 AM
ok your in

Jashin is proud in you... xD I can't believe I never thought of this, I made the Jashin commandments and a Jashinest village, but I never thought of making a temple, awesome job. +rep for you. ^-^

Virgin Mary
11-04-2009, 04:19 AM
Jashin is proud in you... xD I can't believe I never thought of this, I made the Jashin commandments and a Jashinest village, but I never thought of making a temple, awesome job. +rep for you. ^-^Thank you..and peace shall reign

Rogue Priestess
11-04-2009, 04:22 AM
Thank you..and peace shall reign

:?: :?: :?: There's one thing you must know about Jashin religion, we believe in chaos, not peace.

Virgin Mary
11-04-2009, 04:25 AM
:?: :?: :?: There's one thing you must know about Jashin religion, we believe in chaos, not peace.Oh sorry i mean peace shall reign in chaos..

FujimotoErin
11-05-2009, 06:12 PM
*Stabs myself with stick*
Like this Jashin-sama?

InvaderChelsea
11-06-2009, 04:31 PM
Praise Jashin! I'm in!

Sasuke
05-08-2010, 06:01 PM
I want to join, but what are the steps in becoming a true Jashinist? I want to know, also I want to know how the rituals are taken place, it is obvious that we can't kill ourselves, but I have also read that we could sacrafice a little of our blood each day and Lord Jashin would be happy with them, please inform me if you are a true Jashinist in real life. (PS Jashinism is a real religion)

sage mangekyo
05-08-2010, 06:12 PM
Im a nonfollower
/drops dead and has a seizure.

Rathegon
05-09-2010, 12:39 PM
I'm in

lolitaninja
05-10-2010, 01:22 AM
Ooh, convert me!

Zango
05-10-2010, 01:40 PM
I guess I'd like to join... But I may add that Hidan didn't die according to Kishi, and because he's still alive, likely a Plot-No-Jutsu rescure mission will now occur do to the fact that Kabuto just resurrected most of the Akatsuki, and now they can ask Kakuzu where Shikamaru took him. After all, what's the point of keeping Hidan alive for this long without some kind of plot importance?

*Talim of the moonlight*
05-10-2010, 02:27 PM
Hmmm....well since im not a physco killer then i guess i can't join....`o.o"`:|

Cyl
05-10-2010, 02:37 PM
The Virgin Mary, and Jashinist?