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Vatanui AKA Pride
10-24-2009, 06:51 PM
xD

The Forum Farm~ Owned by Vatanui AKA Pride

Location~ A kilometer north of the Forum Mall

Interesting Facts~ Only REAL Farm in Existence
-Over thirty hundred thousand acres of land
-Includes a mall
-Has a black market
-Created by the Moderators
-Includes a Graveyard
-Owns Orochimaru's, Zabuza's, Asuma Sarutobi's, Hidan(Only Body, no Head)'s , Takuya's, Sakon and Ukon's, Jirobo's, Deidara's, Kakuzu's, Deva Pain's, and Nagato's corpses and remains.
-Has Hallibel's, Starrk's, and Barringan's corpses and remains.

~Black Market~
Located in the Underground Section of the Farm(Take a Left into the Library, Grab the Keyblade on the wall, and Insert it into the Giant Keyhole), it sells a large amount of items that are inclusive to the public(AKA the mass).
They Include~
Pet Kybuui- Get your own Nine Tails now! Watch as its nine tails crushes mountains and form tsunamis! Witness in horror as it laughs hysterically and destroy your homes! xD

Shikai Zangetsu- Buy this large one-edged blade! Threaten your neighbors with it's power as you summon a black-robed man who has cool glasses! xD

Sharingan- Buy your own Sharingan today!! Use their Genjutsu powers to pull pranks on people! Best Sharingans, guaranteed! If you don't believe us, talk to our previous buyers, Sasuke Uchiha , Itachi Uchiha, Danzo, and Madara Uchiha! xD

C3 Forums Nuclear Bomb- Originally developed by the Mods and WC, this bomb has a devastating effect that allows it to be guaranteed to destroy a large thread and powerful village, along with thirty-five hundred thousand or less posts in the thread or village. It was originally used for the Darkness Village Annihilation Campaign, which completely wiped the Old Darkness Village off the map. The remote and manual guide are sold separately.

Make-Out Paradise Saga Special Edition- Buy this saga now, includes all three Make-Out novels, written by Sannin Jiriaya-Sensei!

Samehada- This blade of the Seven Swordsman of the Mist recently went ship, abandoning its owner, Kisame Hoshigaki, for Killer Bee. This means that Samehada is available to us people, who don't exactly tend to have gills for lungs and blue skin and hair. Buy this awesome blade now and suck your opponent's chakra dry!


~Frequently Asked Questions~
Where is this precisely?
In the center of all the villages, on the ruins of the Organization of True Power's Headquarters.
Where do I get my food?
The Farm supplies all the foods in the Forums. Yup, that's right. Every thing, from pizza to cheesecake, to ice cream to potato chips, to roasted duck and frog's lungs, we supply anything that can be classified as "Eatable." The Farm mainly supplies the Villages, as well as the Clubs, and also, the Forum Mall Club. There are discounts, but the only places to have discounts so far is the Aura Village, Honorable Knights of the Round, Mansion Zero, the Thorn Village, the Lightning Village, and the Mirage Village.
How do you guys sent the food supply to places without being noticed?
Teleportation, my friend. When we can't do that, we use mostly Garganta and Flash Steps, that's why you hear that occasion static noise and that sudden current of wind.
How do I get a discount?
Classified. xDD
Have you ever ran out of food and supplies?
No, never. We have more than enough supplies to keep this going for an eternity, or at least, the end of time.
So...how's the farm going? xDD
Very well, as always, having an always more than decent supply.

Sections
~Section One: Front Area- Basically, the Farming and Ranching Area.
Includes: Vast Field
Mountain Ranges
A Hill
A Nature Walkway
Horse Stable
Horse Riding Field
Crop Field
Trees of Mizugashi
Ranching Area
Corn Field
Sheep House
Chicken Coop


~Section Two: Food Delivery and Teleportation Matters: Where we deliver the foods throughout the whole Forums.
Includes: Garganta Gate
Senkaimon Gate
Hell Butterfly Pet Shop
Flash Step 101 Class
Shunpo 101 Class
Teleportation 101
Back-Up Food Delivery Group
(FDA)Food Deliver Association HQ Base


~Section Three: Covert Area: Where the more "darker" part of the Forum Farms reside and train.
Includes: Rookie Training Area
Basics of Espionage 101
Regular Spying 101
CIA HQ Base
FBI HQ Base
Russian Investigation Forces Base
Rock Lee 1314's NFCJ Agency HQ Base
Special Operations Espionage
Advanced Spying 101
Expert Espionage 101


~Section Four: Stores, Shops, and Etc: Read Title.
Includes: General Library
Private Library
Public Library
Manga Library
Yuri Library
Yaoi Library
Adult Library
Borders Bookstore
Barnes & Nobles Bookstore
152 Flavors Ice Cream Parlor
El Bulli
Fast Food Square
Subway
WalMart Supercenter
Target
Best Buy
GameStop
FYE
Naruto Store
DragonBall Store
Bleach Store
One Piece Store
Darker Than Black Store
Code Geass Store
Gundam Store
Trigun Store
Ramna 1/2 Store
Cowbey Behop Shop
Classic Animes' Store
Fullmetal Alchemist Store
Ranma 1/2 Store


~Section Five: Paranormal Study Area: Where we study mystical and paranormal things.
Includes: Mayuri Kurotsuchi's Lab
Szayel's Lab
Soul Society Databanks
Alien Spacecraft
Science Lab
Philosopher's Stone Research Facility
Humonculi Research
Jashin Immortality Study
Alien Research


~ Section Six: Convention Plaza: Where we have Conventions!
Includes: Comic-Con
Sakura-Con
E3 Con
HST Con
Funimation Con



~Section Seven: Training Field


~Section Eight: SEALED OFF


~Section Nine: SEALED OFF


~Section Ten: SEALED OFF

Luna Mikazuki
10-24-2009, 06:51 PM
E-I-E-I-O! xD

Vatanui AKA Pride
10-24-2009, 06:55 PM
Oh, hear to sing the farm song, huh? xDD

*Joins in* xD

Luna Mikazuki
10-24-2009, 06:55 PM
*Sings*
Pigs: Moo!

mangagirl
10-24-2009, 06:58 PM
what the?? hmm hello?

Vatanui AKA Pride
10-24-2009, 06:59 PM
*Sings*
Pigs: Moo!
Lol.


what the?? hmm hello?

Hello. xD

Nine
10-24-2009, 07:00 PM
Is this you're house?

mangagirl
10-24-2009, 07:02 PM
i think that it is

Kizomaru Yukimoto
10-24-2009, 07:03 PM
Umm.. well.. xD hi.

With a quak quak here and an Im fat farmer over here! E-I-E-I-O!

mangagirl
10-24-2009, 07:03 PM
lmao sis!! haha

Kizomaru Yukimoto
10-24-2009, 07:07 PM
lmao sis!! haha

Do I know you? Or are you not talking to me?

mangagirl
10-24-2009, 07:10 PM
what!! are u kidding me ua re mi sis :(

Vatanui AKA Pride
10-24-2009, 07:11 PM
Is this you're house?
No, part of it is. xD
It includes a market, a workplace, Wal Mart, Best Buy, Game Stop, and etc.

what!! are u kidding me ua re mi sis :(

Hmm

Kizomaru Yukimoto
10-24-2009, 07:11 PM
what!! are u kidding me ua re mi sis :(

Oh well im not Rebecca. Im her Older brother. She's coming home from the store but she doesnt no im on her account. xD but then she's going over to her friends house. Im gonna make my own account!

Cupcake
10-24-2009, 07:12 PM
-pets a lamb- Hi. ^^

mangagirl
10-24-2009, 07:14 PM
ohm ok, if u need something pm me

Vatanui AKA Pride
10-24-2009, 07:17 PM
-pets a lamb- Hi. ^^

Hello.

*Riding a horse*

mangagirl
10-24-2009, 07:18 PM
oh wait there is a game stop here!!!?? omg!

Kizomaru Yukimoto
10-24-2009, 07:18 PM
Hello.

*Riding a horse*

* Rides a Dragon * HAHA! SUCKERS!

Vatanui AKA Pride
10-24-2009, 07:26 PM
oh wait there is a game stop here!!!?? omg!

Yes..

Kuromaki
10-24-2009, 07:27 PM
Old Mcdonald had a farm...

Vatanui AKA Pride
10-24-2009, 07:28 PM
Old Mcdonald had a farm...


Lol. xD

Swiftstream
10-24-2009, 07:46 PM
What's the purpose of this farm?

Vatanui AKA Pride
10-24-2009, 08:17 PM
Well..xD

mangagirl
10-24-2009, 08:29 PM
spam! jk jk

Vatanui AKA Pride
10-24-2009, 10:33 PM
Doesn't really matter here. xD

Monster Addict92
10-24-2009, 10:37 PM
*rides horse* i shall call you Epona!

Kizo
10-24-2009, 10:38 PM
Im going to the gamestop to pre order L4D2!

Taker369
10-24-2009, 10:45 PM
a farm for real ?

DragonAngel
10-24-2009, 10:50 PM
xD

The Forum Farm~ Owned by Vatanui AKA Pride

Location~ A mile north of the Forum Mall

Interesting Facts~ Only REAL Farm in Existence
-Over thirty thousand acres of land
-Includes a mall
-Has a black market
-Created by the Moderators
-Includes a Graveyard
-Owns Orochimaru's, Zabuza's, Asuma Sarutobi's, Hidan(Only Body, no Head)'s , Takuya's, Sakon and Ukon's, Jirobo's, Deidara's, Kakuzu's, Deva Pain's, and Nagato's corpses and remains.
-Has Hallibel's, Starrk's, and Barringan's corpses and remains.

~Black Market~
Located in the Underground Section of the Farm(Take a Left into the Library, Grab the Keyblade on the wall, and Insert it into the Giant Keyhole), it sells a large amount of items that are inclusive to the public(AKA the mass).
They Include~
Pet Jinchurriki- Get your own Nine Tails now! Watch as its nine tails crushes mountains and form tsunamis! Witness in horror as it laughs hysterically and destroy your homes! xD

Zangetsu- Buy this large one-edged blade! Threaten your neighbors with it's power as you summon a black-robed man who has cool glasses! xD

Sharingan- Buy your own Sharingan today!! Use their Genjutsu powers to pull pranks on people! Best Sharingans, guaranteed! If you don't believe us, talk to our previous buyers, Sasuke Uchiha , Itachi Uchiha, Danzo, and Madara Uchiha! xD


~Frequently Asked Questions~
Where is this precisely?
In the center of all the villages, on the ruins of the Organization of True Power's Headquarters.
Where do I get my food?
The Farm supplies all the foods in the Forums. Yup, that's right. Every thing, from pizza to cheesecake, to ice cream to potato chips, to roasted duck and frog's lungs, we supply anything that can be classified as "Editable." The Farm mainly supplies the Villages, as well as the Clubs, and also, the Forum Mall Club. There are discounts, but the only places to have discounts so far is the Aura Village, Honorable Knights of the Round, Mansion Zero, the Thorn Village, the Lightning Village, and the Mirage Village.
How do you guys sent the food supply to places without being noticed?
Teleportation, my friend. When we can't do that, we use mostly Garganta and Flash Steps, that's why you hear that occasion static noise and that sudden current of wind.
How do I get a discount?
Classified. xDD
Have you ever ran out of food and supplies?
No, never. We have more than enough supplies to keep this going for an eternity, or at least, the end of time.
So...how's the farm going? xDD
Very well, as always, having an always more than decent supply.

I shall kill the black market!:D
Hooray! Our beloved farmer is serving us!

danboy
10-24-2009, 10:54 PM
* goes to black market *
one Pet Jinchurriki please

Monster Addict92
10-24-2009, 10:54 PM
*cuts off ganondorfs head* woo!! wow, Link, why was it so hard for you just to do that?
Link:u flew, and u have awesome powers, im just an elf in a green suit destined to save the world
thts ok, ur still cool

Luna Mikazuki
10-24-2009, 10:55 PM
Mooo!!!

DragonAngel
10-24-2009, 10:56 PM
Mooo!!!

Yo pride!
A cattle is amuck!xD

Luna Mikazuki
10-24-2009, 11:00 PM
*Neighs*

vino
10-25-2009, 06:44 AM
*goes to black market*one pet jinchuriki please *pays and puts jinchuriki on leash*I'm gonna name you fluffy XD

Shkin
10-25-2009, 06:58 AM
ahahaha..you finally gave in to it huh vat...this is super cool btw.

Swiftstream
10-26-2009, 01:43 PM
*rides horse* this farm is awsome

Konoha'sGreenThunder
10-26-2009, 01:45 PM
-notices Vat plowing off in the distance-

See, this was going to be a joke until I noticed Vat actually made this. :/

Vatanui AKA Pride
10-26-2009, 02:12 PM
ahahaha..you finally gave in to it huh vat...this is super cool btw.
Yeah, I gave in. xD

*goes to black market*one pet jinchuriki please *pays and puts jinchuriki on leash*I'm gonna name you fluffy XD
Lol, certainly creative name. xD

Yo pride!
A cattle is amuck!xD
Oh great.

-notices Vat plowing off in the distance-

See, this was going to be a joke until I noticed Vat actually made this. :/
Lol.

The Demon Zabuza
10-26-2009, 02:14 PM
I will volunteer a cow for your farm Vat!

And I would like to buy some ostrich eggs.

Vatanui AKA Pride
10-26-2009, 04:41 PM
I will volunteer a cow for your farm Vat!

And I would like to buy some ostrich eggs.

Okay, here. *Hands you some ostrich eggs*

Oh wait, explodable or regular? xD

The Demon Zabuza
10-26-2009, 04:45 PM
Explodable . xDD

Vatanui AKA Pride
10-26-2009, 06:13 PM
Alright, be careful though, one explosion is on the scale of a C3 bomb! xD

Hidan of the Mist
10-26-2009, 07:22 PM
hey Pride i know this is off-topic here but are you intertesed in joining us Espada ?
*takes bacon pigs while he answers*

Fan of Minato
10-26-2009, 07:53 PM
Pride..I still haven't received my Dinosaur Tooth Flavored pies and dinosaurs to throw them.....xD

Kenshin Mizoguchi
10-26-2009, 08:41 PM
*cow appears behind me*
MOOO!!!
*turns around and jumps*
AHH!!!

*is scared by cow; heart pounding*
o-o'

DragonAngel
10-26-2009, 08:42 PM
Alright, be careful though, one explosion is on the scale of a C3 bomb! xD

If anyone is going to blow up anything, its going to be me!:evil:xD

Just kidding.

vino
10-27-2009, 04:16 AM
Yeah, I gave in. xD


Lol, certainly creative name. xD


Oh great.


Lol.
Yay!zD

Hikari-chan
10-27-2009, 04:40 AM
Arf! arf!
*Transformes to wolf*
C-c-can i-i help??

Vatanui AKA Pride
11-04-2009, 07:02 PM
Pride..I still haven't received my Dinosaur Tooth Flavored pies and dinosaurs to throw them.....xD
They should be in your mail box. xD

Arf! arf!
*Transformes to wolf*
C-c-can i-i help??
Yes.

If anyone is going to blow up anything, its going to be me!:evil:xD

Just kidding.

So you say. xD

ShariKage
11-04-2009, 07:32 PM
Can i Haz a couw?>

Vatanui AKA Pride
11-04-2009, 07:42 PM
Maybe, what type of cow?
Flying cow, perhaps? xD

ShariKage
11-04-2009, 07:55 PM
Cookie pooping cow!

Vatanui AKA Pride
11-04-2009, 08:20 PM
Cookie pooping cow!

Lol.


Also, FIRST POST HAS BEEN EDITED.

Shika-fiend
11-11-2009, 08:11 AM
May I join?

Deadman
11-16-2009, 11:04 AM
i realy wana join this farm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
its cool!!!!!!!!!!

Vatanui AKA Pride
11-19-2009, 07:50 PM
It's not a Club. xD

Windking
11-20-2009, 09:31 PM
*goes to the manga library*..
Woot..

..I hope sooner or later this thread will be sticky.

NarutoFan12
11-20-2009, 09:43 PM
Ooo! Sheep!*goes to pet sheep*

vampire Lycan
11-21-2009, 09:27 AM
ooo.........

vampire Lycan
11-21-2009, 09:34 AM
yaya for discounts :D

vampire Lycan
11-21-2009, 09:44 AM
im in the Honorable Knights of the Round :D im the Hound of the round ;)

Chidori of Death
11-28-2009, 10:46 AM
*goes to the yuri library*

Chidori of Death
11-28-2009, 11:42 AM
*goes to the yaoi library*

Tickleme
11-28-2009, 11:43 AM
*follows*

Chidori of Death
11-28-2009, 11:43 AM
*follows*
O_o
hello

Shika-fiend
12-06-2009, 07:43 PM
*Erases all Yaoi and Yuri in existence*

Vatanui AKA Pride
12-10-2009, 07:04 PM
*Erases all Yaoi and Yuri in existence*

Ya can't erase them. xD

Vatanui AKA Pride
12-12-2009, 01:01 AM
Bump/

Sosuke Aizen
12-12-2009, 01:02 AM
Hello..vat..you didnt pay me!

Vatanui AKA Pride
12-12-2009, 01:03 AM
Pay you what? :???:

DragonAngel
12-12-2009, 01:04 AM
-Walks into the Farm's bar-
Yo pride, surprise me.(With the milk)

Vatanui AKA Pride
12-12-2009, 01:04 AM
Alright, we have more than twenty kinds of milk, which one ya want?

Sosuke Aizen
12-12-2009, 01:05 AM
For the cheesecake you ate at my living room..

Vatanui AKA Pride
12-12-2009, 01:07 AM
For the cheesecake you ate at my living room..

(Crap..! He remembered.)

Here.

*Gives you a fresh pound of cheesecake. :D

DragonAngel
12-12-2009, 01:07 AM
Alright, we have more than twenty kinds of milk, which one ya want?
Surprise me.

Sosuke Aizen
12-12-2009, 01:10 AM
Thanks..now how much is body oil?

Vatanui AKA Pride
12-12-2009, 01:11 AM
Surprise me.

Yosh.

*Hands you a pack of Milk from the 1600's BC*

XD

Luna Mikazuki
12-12-2009, 01:12 AM
Gimme some whiskey!

DragonAngel
12-12-2009, 01:14 AM
Yosh.

*Hands you a pack of Milk from the 1600's BC*

XD

-Gulps it down-
Now, here I am minding my old business....(Goes on and on)

Vatanui AKA Pride
12-12-2009, 01:16 AM
Thanks..now how much is body oil?
Depends. xD

Gimme some whiskey!
Yosh!
*Tosses two bottles of whiskey at you*

Luna Mikazuki
12-12-2009, 01:17 AM
*Downs the whiskey*

DragonAngel
12-12-2009, 01:19 AM
Easy on the drinks,darling.
We wouldn't want to get a hangover now would be?

Vatanui AKA Pride
12-12-2009, 01:19 AM
-Gulps it down-
Now, here I am minding my old business....(Goes on and on)

*Hears a clank-like sound in your belly*

.. . . .Whoops, I just gave you the experimental C1 Forums Milk Grenade.

*Downs the whiskey*
*Drinks one bottle as well*

Luna Mikazuki
12-12-2009, 01:21 AM
Easy on the drinks,darling.
We wouldn't want to get a hangover now would be?

*Hiccup* ....-.-

DragonAngel
12-12-2009, 01:24 AM
*Hiccup* ....-.-
Oh lord, need any help?
*Hears a clank-like sound in your belly*

.. . . .Whoops, I just gave you the experimental C1 Forums Milk Grenade.


*Drinks one bottle as well*
What?!
Tell me how to rid myself of these bombs!
Come on man, spit it out, spit it out I say!

Luna Mikazuki
12-12-2009, 01:26 AM
Wooooooo! *Dances on a table*

DragonAngel
12-12-2009, 01:27 AM
Luna, do come down from there,please.
People are starting to watch.

Luna Mikazuki
12-12-2009, 01:30 AM
Yes Sir -.-

*Jumps on DA*

DragonAngel
12-12-2009, 01:33 AM
Yes Sir -.-

*Jumps on DA*

Egads.Now, I told you to lay of the whiskey a wee bit now didn't I?
Well up we go, miss.-Helps you up-
What are you gandering at?
You filthy animals, this is no way to act around a dignified lady!-I start rambling at staring people.

Sosuke Aizen
12-12-2009, 01:33 AM
Depends on what Vat?

Luna Mikazuki
12-12-2009, 01:35 AM
Egads.Now, I told you to lay of the whiskey a wee bit now didn't I?
Well up we go, miss.-Helps you up-
What are you gandering at?
You filthy animals, this is no way to act around a dignified lady!-I start rambling at staring people.
Mmmm xD I am hungry.

*Licks you*

DragonAngel
12-12-2009, 01:36 AM
Mmmm xD I am hungry.

*Licks you*

Now now, move along lads, nothing to see here.
Miss Luna, are you ok?
How many fingers am I holding up?-Holds up three fingers-
Hello, yes waiter, can we have a sub?

Luna Mikazuki
12-12-2009, 01:38 AM
You are holding a cat! *Hic*

DragonAngel
12-12-2009, 01:39 AM
You are holding a cat! *Hic*

Oh boy, never mind dear boy, we have to take our leave now.
Can you walk, Miss Luna?

Luna Mikazuki
12-12-2009, 01:42 AM
I can run! *Stumbles into a wall*

DragonAngel
12-12-2009, 01:43 AM
I can run! *Stumbles into a wall*
Oh dear, Miss Luna, mis Luna!
Are you alright,love?
Do I have to carry you?

Luna Mikazuki
12-12-2009, 01:45 AM
I love you too! *Hic*

DragonAngel
12-12-2009, 01:50 AM
Alright love, we should head home now.
-Carries Luna to the car-

Luna Mikazuki
12-12-2009, 01:53 AM
*Passes out while you are carrying me*

DragonAngel
12-12-2009, 01:54 AM
Oh dear, and your door is locked..

Luna Mikazuki
12-12-2009, 01:56 AM
*Flops over*

DragonAngel
12-12-2009, 02:00 AM
Umm, what to do then.
I know, might as well give it a shot.-Lays down down at the car seat-
Luna,wake up, we;re at your house.

Luna Mikazuki
12-12-2009, 02:04 AM
*Wakes up with a nosebleed* Wjere did the Yuri go? 0.0

DragonAngel
12-12-2009, 02:05 AM
Its still in your dreams?O_o

Luna Mikazuki
12-12-2009, 02:06 AM
Yuri is a way of life xD

DragonAngel
12-12-2009, 02:07 AM
Now Good night Luna, we're here, take care.
I am heading to he hay,

Luna Mikazuki
12-12-2009, 02:09 AM
Awww, goodnight DA. =(

Minoru
12-12-2009, 02:28 AM
Just one question. Isn't the black market supposed to be a secret?

Vatanui AKA Pride
12-12-2009, 11:53 AM
Oh lord, need any help?

What?!
Tell me how to rid myself of these bombs!
Come on man, spit it out, spit it out I say!
Uh. . .

Just one question. Isn't the black market supposed to be a secret?

It's not really a secret. XD

C4 Karura
12-23-2009, 10:02 PM
*runs around*

Inazuma
12-26-2009, 06:29 PM
Can I have a farm? I want to be a farmer!

Shinobi_Kitten
12-30-2009, 12:06 PM
dog: moo
pig: tweet
cow: oink

Cyl
01-31-2010, 12:26 PM
*Farms while Vat isn't here.* xD

Vatanui AKA Pride
01-31-2010, 12:33 PM
*Farms while Vat isn't here.* xD

*Arrows lands right besides you*

Archery Team is perched above you on the walls, ready to strike.
Bazooka Team is behind you will bazookas ready.
A warplane flies above you silently with a bomb ready to be dropped.

*Speakers come alive: 'Step away from the tomatoes and raise your hands where we can see 'em.'*

Hidan of the Mist
01-31-2010, 12:36 PM
wheres the sluaghter house i want some bacon

Vatanui AKA Pride
01-31-2010, 12:38 PM
wheres the sluaghter house i want some bacon

*Nearby butler hands you a plate with fresh-made bacon*

Cyl
01-31-2010, 12:39 PM
*Arrows lands right besides you*

Archery Team is perched above you on the walls, ready to strike.
Bazooka Team is behind you will bazookas ready.
A warplane flies above you silently with a bomb ready to be dropped.

*Speakers come alive: 'Step away from the tomatoes and raise your hands where we can see 'em.'*

*Moves away and raises hands* I...I wasn't doing anything!

Vatanui AKA Pride
01-31-2010, 12:42 PM
*Moves away and raises hands* I...I wasn't doing anything!

*Gunmen carrying pistols and dual handguns move near you to check you*

Speakers: 'Assume position'

vino
01-31-2010, 12:55 PM
Can i have a pet nine tailed fox again....mine died
*flashback*
me-lemme go check on fluffy
*fluffy's skeleton on the ground*
Me-Oh yeah nine tailed foxes need food...
*flshback*
*hands Vat money*OO

Cyl
01-31-2010, 01:00 PM
*Gunmen carrying pistols and dual handguns move near you to check you*

Speakers: 'Assume position'

*Throws smoke bomb, and before he gets killed sets off the C4 bombs that he planted in the fields while you weren't here.*

Vatanui AKA Pride
01-31-2010, 01:00 PM
Can i have a pet nine tailed fox again....mine died
*flashback*
me-lemme go check on fluffy
*fluffy's skeleton on the ground*
Me-Oh yeah nine tailed foxes need food...
*flshback*
*hands Vat money*OO
I'm not the Blackmarket Dealer, he is.

*Points to bearded muscled man behind me*

Vatanui AKA Pride
01-31-2010, 01:02 PM
*Throws smoke bomb, and before he gets killed sets off the C4 bombs that he planted in the fields while you weren't here.*

*Snaps and times moves back a minute*

*Several gunmen tackle you and then moves you away from the secret minefield while several scientists arrive to examine the tomato grenades*

I have reality warping in this territory.

vino
01-31-2010, 01:02 PM
Oh *takes money out of vats hand and gives it to the otha guys XD*

Cyl
01-31-2010, 01:03 PM
*Snaps and times moves back a minute*

*Several gunmen tackle you and then moves you away from the secret minefield while several scientists arrive to examine the tomato grenades*

I have reality warping in this territory.

What?! No fair! >< :lol:
Did you need scientists? Why not a bomb squad or something?

Vatanui AKA Pride
01-31-2010, 01:03 PM
Oh *takes money out of vats hand and gives it to the otha guys XD*

*Bearded man hands you a Nine-Tails*

Bearded Man: Here you go, kido, remember to feed it.

Vatanui AKA Pride
01-31-2010, 01:04 PM
What?! No fair! >< :lol:

Indeed, young Padawon.

*Gunmen lets go of you and then goes to Subways' for their lunch break*

vino
01-31-2010, 01:04 PM
Ok!8D
*5 minutes later*
Me-It ran away in front of a moving vehicle O.O

Vatanui AKA Pride
01-31-2010, 01:05 PM
Ok!8D
*5 minutes later*
Me-It ran away in front of a moving vehicle O.O

Bearded Man: *Sighs* Just buy this invincible Nine Tails, you don't have to feed it and it can survive can crashes..!

Cyl
01-31-2010, 01:07 PM
Indeed, young Padawon.

*Gunmen lets go of you and then goes to Subways' for their lunch break*

*Runs for dear life.*
Pant..Pant.*
>.> You just wait, just wait.

Zeru
01-31-2010, 01:08 PM
i want Make-Out Paradise Saga Special Edition....
perv.
i been called worse
the pervy ranger
you had to bring that up
your the one on costume day wore a cowboy costume and peeped into the girls locker room
so

vino
01-31-2010, 01:08 PM
Omg she's so beautiful 8D =3
I'm naming you Damien!XD

Vatanui AKA Pride
01-31-2010, 01:29 PM
*Runs for dear life.*
Pant..Pant.*
>.> You just wait, just wait.
*Invisible ninjas prowl on the walls beside you*

i want Make-Out Paradise Saga Special Edition....
perv.
i been called worse
the pervy ranger
you had to bring that up
your the one on costume day wore a cowboy costume and peeped into the girls locker room
so
Lol.

Omg she's so beautiful 8D =3
I'm naming you Damien!XD

Indeed.

Zeru
01-31-2010, 01:30 PM
*Invisible ninjas prowl on the walls beside you*


Lol.



Indeed.
i'm serious
WHERE MUH BOOKS

Vatanui AKA Pride
01-31-2010, 01:35 PM
i'm serious
WHERE MUH BOOKS

I'm guessing you have a double? xD

Cyl
01-31-2010, 01:37 PM
*Invisible ninjas prowl on the walls beside you*


Lol.



Indeed.
I sense something, oh well. *Walks home, grabs stuff, and makes plans to destroy your farm.*

Vatanui AKA Pride
01-31-2010, 01:38 PM
I sense something, oh well. *Walks home, grabs stuff, and makes plans to destroy your farm.*

*Your house explodes*

Zeru
01-31-2010, 01:43 PM
I'm guessing you have a double? xD
double...YOU EXPECT ME TO GET THAT JUNK*attacks*
*holding moon's leash*calm down
*laughs*
where were you sun
somewhere*cleans bloody nose*

Vatanui AKA Pride
01-31-2010, 01:44 PM
double...YOU EXPECT ME TO GET THAT JUNK*attacks*
*holding moon's leash*calm down
*laughs*
where were you sun
somewhere*cleans bloody nose*

Hmph.

You need help. xD

Zeru
01-31-2010, 01:46 PM
Hmph.

You need help. xD
WHAT DID YOU SAY*grabs scythe and randomly attacks*
*turns moon into a over agressive chibi and holds him up*
LET GO LET GO*randomly flailing*

Cyl
01-31-2010, 01:50 PM
*Your house explodes*
*Is disintegrated completely.*

Vatanui AKA Pride
01-31-2010, 01:51 PM
WHAT DID YOU SAY*grabs scythe and randomly attacks*
*turns moon into a over agressive chibi and holds him up*
LET GO LET GO*randomly flailing*
Lol.

*Is disintegrated completely.*
*Claps*

Zeru
01-31-2010, 01:53 PM
Lol.


*Claps*
*throws moon in the cage*so can i get the books because the vault i am carring is getting heavy

Vatanui AKA Pride
01-31-2010, 01:56 PM
*throws moon in the cage*so can i get the books because the vault i am carring is getting heavy

Vault?

Zeru
01-31-2010, 01:57 PM
Vault?
my wallet wasn't big enough

Cyl
01-31-2010, 01:58 PM
my wallet wasn't big enough
Kyousei: Steals your vault*

Vatanui AKA Pride
01-31-2010, 01:59 PM
my wallet wasn't big enough

How much do you have in the vault then?

Zeru
01-31-2010, 01:59 PM
Kyousei: Steals your vault*
*shrugs*i got more

Zeru
01-31-2010, 02:00 PM
How much do you have in the vault then?
hmm 1 skeptillion dollars in one section,one thousand gold bars,and a few human organs....don't ask how i get em

Vatanui AKA Pride
01-31-2010, 02:02 PM
hmm 1 skeptillion dollars in one section,one thousand gold bars,and a few human organs....don't ask how i get em

Wow...lol.

Zeru
01-31-2010, 02:03 PM
Wow...lol.
and if you want a payment in souls*holds up a jar of souls*i can arrange that

Cyl
01-31-2010, 02:05 PM
and if you want a payment in souls*holds up a jar of souls*i can arrange that
Souls eaten: 796

That's how many souls I have eaten, now I want yours!

Zeru
01-31-2010, 02:08 PM
Souls eaten: 796

That's how many souls I have eaten, now I want yours!
do you want to mess with someone who has eaten thousands of souls and is able to create a fireball hotter than the sun

Cyl
02-01-2010, 07:22 PM
do you want to mess with someone who has eaten thousands of souls and is able to create a fireball hotter than the sun
I sure do, it's exciting.

Cyl
02-01-2010, 07:23 PM
Souls eaten: 1947

now

Vatanui AKA Pride
02-08-2010, 06:47 PM
Souls eaten: 1947

now
*A scientist arrives*

5th Degree Scientist Kaku: Yo. *Reaps you of all your souls*

Cyl
02-08-2010, 07:05 PM
*A scientist arrives*

5th Degree Scientist Kaku: Yo. *Reaps you of all your souls*

*Soul reaps the soul reaper*

Deadman
02-28-2010, 11:38 AM
here comes the Grim Reaper Deadman!!!
I will rule this farm!!!

anyway, do i need any permission to post here???

Vatanui AKA Pride
02-28-2010, 12:38 PM
here comes the Grim Reaper Deadman!!!
I will rule this farm!!!

anyway, do i need any permission to post here???
A group of Soul Reapers arrive.

And nah, you can post here all you want.

Bacon
03-27-2010, 07:28 PM
I have no idea why I never looked at this crazy farm, *eats farm foods*

Kingsnoke
03-31-2010, 07:31 PM
Kingsnoke buys a pet Kyuubi.

Vatanui AKA Pride
03-31-2010, 08:26 PM
I require cash, no credit card.

SageoftheSixPaths
03-31-2010, 08:27 PM
/purchases Make Out series in exchange for a lovely painting of a giraffe?

Jose
03-31-2010, 08:30 PM
*Walks in wearing large dark coat*

Steal the peanut butter peanutcatchers go and teleport to base. xD

Kingsnoke
03-31-2010, 08:30 PM
Kingsnoke takes out a briefcase of bills that has been "missing for the past 50 years". He pays Vatanui.

Vatanui AKA Pride
03-31-2010, 08:37 PM
/Accepts Sage's payment.

/Peanutcatchers can not do so.

/Vat requires the other half of the money.

Jose
03-31-2010, 08:38 PM
/Accepts Sage's payment.

/Peanutcatchers can not do so.

/Vat requires the other half of the money.

Please explain your explanation as to why my peanutcatchers can not do so. http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff286/nfforums/edufe7.gif

SageoftheSixPaths
03-31-2010, 08:38 PM
/Sage is pleased

Kingsnoke
03-31-2010, 08:40 PM
Kingsnoke sighs, and Summons the other briefcase. He hands it to Vatanui.

Vatanui AKA Pride
03-31-2010, 08:41 PM
It's it. http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b111/roninator/Other/vegetajv2.gif

Memitim
03-31-2010, 08:43 PM
...?

Kingsnoke
03-31-2010, 08:49 PM
Kingsnoke has one pet Kyuubi. He sells two of them to his publicly-listed company, using letters of credit opened by his brother-in-law at the bank, then executes a debt/equity swap with associated general offer so that he gets all three kyuubi back, with a tax deduction for keeping four Kyuubi. The destruction rights of five Kyuubi are transferred via a Konohan intermediary to a Land of Iron company secretly owned by the majority shareholder, who sells the rights to all six Kyuubi back to the listed company. The annual report says that the company owns seven Kyuubi, with an option on one more.

Vatanui AKA Pride
03-31-2010, 08:50 PM
My lawyer approaches the court and does his thing; you now owe us five million dollars.

Kingsnoke
03-31-2010, 08:51 PM
Kingsnoke still wants the proof.

9naruto
04-02-2010, 10:10 PM
*looks at the list of stuff*
Theirs a yaoi and yura library?

Kingsnoke
04-02-2010, 10:12 PM
Kingsnoke shows up for his appointed Trial. Vatanui does not show up. Kingsnoke whens trial by default.