View Full Version : do u fart in public
sharingandeamon24
10-12-2009, 02:07 PM
im a man im not imberessed of my manlyness u need farts its what makes u a man
brooksey
10-12-2009, 03:56 PM
im a man im not imberessed of my manlyness u need farts its what makes u a man
eww thats what makes you a loser that everyone announces out to the public
Hidden Ninja45
10-12-2009, 07:08 PM
I try not to, but sometimes it just slips out.
kentaru
10-12-2009, 07:10 PM
XDDDDDDDD this made my day but no, i dont
Naruko-chan
10-12-2009, 07:22 PM
No, I don't. Farting in public is gross. It doesn't make you a "man", it makes you gross. No one wants to hear or smell that. Do you really think you'll get a girl if your farting in public all the time? No. Go to a bathroom or something. Dx
Cupcake
10-12-2009, 07:23 PM
No. Girls don't fart and they don't crap. Ever. It's against the law.
kentaru
10-12-2009, 07:24 PM
No. Girls don't fart and they don't crap. Ever. It's against the law.
e.e now im certain i'll never understand women
Looney-Lyra
10-12-2009, 07:26 PM
No, I don't. Farting in public is gross. It doesn't make you a "man", it makes you gross. No one wants to hear or smell that. Do you really think you'll get a girl if your farting in public all the time? No. Go to a bathroom or something. Dx
Amen to this. -_-
No. Girls don't fart and they don't crap. Ever. It's against the law.
LMAO Stop confusing the boys, Apa. XD
Cupcake
10-12-2009, 07:27 PM
Amen to this. -_-
LMAO Stop confusing the boys, Apa. XD
='C but it's the truth.
Luna Mikazuki
10-12-2009, 07:48 PM
Hell no!
Naruko-chan
10-12-2009, 07:54 PM
No. Girls don't fart and they don't crap. Ever. It's against the law.
It is! If girls are ever caught farting or crapping, we'd get our tatas taken away!
kentaru
10-12-2009, 07:56 PM
It is! If girls are ever caught farting or crapping, we'd get our tatas taken away!
tatas?
Rinnegans Six Paths
10-12-2009, 07:57 PM
It may have happened once or twice
Naruko-chan
10-12-2009, 08:07 PM
tatas?
Melons, jugs, boobies, whatever you wanna call 'em. xD
Fangerwind
10-12-2009, 08:08 PM
yea it happens and that's why I had the name fartasaurus for an entire school year :(
kentaru
10-12-2009, 08:08 PM
Melons, jugs, boobies, whatever you wanna call 'em. xDnooooooooooo!
i would cling to them to protect them but i dont feel like getting arested for sexual harrasment
Naruko-chan
10-12-2009, 08:23 PM
yea it happens and that's why I had the name fartasaurus for an entire school year :(
Aww, that's teribble. I understand when it happens on accident. I did it once doing crunches in gym and all the girls just started giggling and I just kept going like nothing happened but my face got really red and I was so embarrased. :oops:
Naruko-chan
10-12-2009, 08:24 PM
nooooooooooo!
i would cling to them to protect them but i dont feel like getting arested for sexual harrasment
Aww, I wouldn't have you arrested. I'd prolly just smack you around a little, lol! xD
kentaru
10-12-2009, 08:26 PM
Aww, I wouldn't have you arrested. I'd prolly just smack you around a little, lol! xD
that wouldnt be anything different from my normal day except it would be a girl...........damn school
AgentShayd
10-12-2009, 09:17 PM
Please everyone does once in a while...on purpose or not...this happen...and if you say you don't I call BULL CRAP! LOL!
Cupcake
10-12-2009, 09:29 PM
Melons, jugs, boobies, whatever you wanna call 'em. xD
I love my boobs. =C I don't want to loose them.
i did once at an amusement park in a pool and like everybody stared and got out so i thought that had a good and bad side to it :)
I love my boobs. =C I don't want to loose them.
how awkward are you
Shkin
10-12-2009, 09:43 PM
No. Girls don't fart and they don't crap. Ever. It's against the law.
even if it makes us all green and wobbly...xD
*shakes*i can hardly take this
Naruko-chan
10-12-2009, 10:05 PM
how awkward are you
Hey, I love my boobies too! ^^
Hey, I love my boobies too! ^^well since the titles on topic now i have someting to tell you gjys
i_love_kakashi
10-13-2009, 07:27 PM
Ahhhahahahaa this made me laugh
But no I never have.
Really I dont go to the restroom in public either
Ahhhahahahaa this made me laugh
But no I never have.
Really I dont go to the restroom in public eitheri dont take a poo in public but heres what i had to say since were all talking about boobs here but this is not me talking its my nner selfboobs booobs i love sum big plushy booobssorry couldnt help it:|:ugeek:
Grimmjaw
10-13-2009, 07:49 PM
yes i do when people talk and sometimes i cough and then fart like on family guy hahaha
kentaru
10-13-2009, 07:52 PM
I love my boobs. =C I don't want to loose them.:lol::D:mrgreen: i'll protect them!
kentaru
10-13-2009, 07:53 PM
Hey, I love my boobies too! ^^
along with yours!
Naruko-chan
10-13-2009, 08:08 PM
i dont take a poo in public but heres what i had to say since were all talking about boobs here but this is not me talking its my nner selfboobs booobs i love sum big plushy booobssorry couldnt help it:|:ugeek:
Boobies aren't "plushy", they are "squishy"! Us girls aren't stuffed animals, silly! :roll:
kentaru
10-13-2009, 08:10 PM
Boobies aren't "plushy", they are "squishy"! Us girls aren't stuffed animals, silly! :roll:
i know that feeling well :cool: giggity giggity goo!
Cupcake
10-13-2009, 08:17 PM
i dont take a poo in public but heres what i had to say since were all talking about boobs here but this is not me talking its my nner selfboobs booobs i love sum big plushy booobssorry couldnt help it:|:ugeek:
That's immature. You're what, 11?
:lol::D:mrgreen: i'll protect them!
Lol okay. XD
Boobies aren't "plushy", they are "squishy"! Us girls aren't stuffed animals, silly! :roll:
Indeed.
i know that feeling well :cool: giggity giggity goo!
Yeah nevermind, no.
kentaru
10-13-2009, 08:19 PM
That's immature. You're what, 11?
Lol okay. XD
Indeed.
Yeah nevermind, no.
i lost you at "XD"
Vatanui AKA Pride
10-13-2009, 08:20 PM
No, but it is human nature.
I don't get why people laugh at it, they do it themselves.
Cupcake
10-13-2009, 08:51 PM
i lost you at "XD"
What do you mean?
Konoha'sGreenThunder
10-13-2009, 08:55 PM
Farts=man
Never before has logic made so much sense.
nightfire
10-14-2009, 07:00 PM
im a man im not imberessed of my manlyness u need farts its what makes u a man
THAT IS SO NOT WHAT MAKES YOU A MAN GROW UP!!! geez, i guess im not just a sterotyped guy "ow look and my big muscles im stronger that you so im more of a man" Guys like that really annoy me
kentaru
10-14-2009, 07:20 PM
THAT IS SO NOT WHAT MAKES YOU A MAN GROW UP!!! geez, i guess im not just a sterotyped guy "ow look and my big muscles im stronger that you so im more of a man" Guys like that really annoy mei know it gets on my nervs too im more athletic then muscle and get picked on about it for some reason
Uchiha master
10-14-2009, 07:24 PM
im a man im not imberessed of my manlyness u need farts its what makes u a man
I'm a man but I don't fart in public that's just wrong dude it doesn't make you a man that just makes you a little disgusting
akatsukirocks
10-14-2009, 07:28 PM
i would never fart
a guy died because he lives in an small room farting all the time
kentaru
10-14-2009, 07:36 PM
i would never fart
a guy died because he lives in an small room farting all the time
a fart contians carbon dioxide and if you get enough carbon dioxide then you die
akatsukirocks
10-14-2009, 07:37 PM
he lives on beans
kentaru
10-14-2009, 07:50 PM
he lives on beans
lol wow.....
Ur Mom
10-14-2009, 07:54 PM
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH FARTING, although I try not to. When it does need to come out, I just slip it out gradually and walk away if possible
Ur Mom
10-14-2009, 07:57 PM
Also, our football team farts to their theme we made, I didn't make the team though. They each have different sized "tubes" so each is a different pitch, so they get cues to certain parts of the song on the field with everyone quiet.
It's kinda odd, and I'm sorta glad I'm not in it"-_-, yet it is VERY....INTERESTING
SuperChoji
10-14-2009, 08:15 PM
oh yes!! i once held a fart in for 2 days and started to feed it with every food that i know will make a terrible stink!
me and my friend went to my room to play the playstation and i locked my door from the outside. (the knobs were backwards) i closed my window and just tortured the guy!
it kind of backfired on me though cus the smell kinda seeped into my bed sheets and the smell wouldn't go away for a few hours..
no worries, i didn't leave tred marks
Nurys
10-15-2009, 06:06 PM
Never!!! People, there are always bathrooms near, if not, hold them!!!
sharingandeamon24
10-16-2009, 02:14 PM
i was just kidding i try not to but it slips out sometimes
sasu_girl
10-16-2009, 02:19 PM
sasu doesn't fart at all. she burps ^-^ n yes, she does burp in public.
AmateratsuFlamesofHate
10-16-2009, 03:03 PM
yup... in P.E. a few do slip... O.o.... and sometimes in public...OK, they happen everwhere. In my house though, i dont really mind. I let 'em out, believe it! oh and P.S. im a girl
ItachiAnbu
10-16-2009, 03:28 PM
No. Girls don't fart and they don't crap. Ever. It's against the law.
You don't because you can't. :p
Melons, jugs, boobies, whatever you wanna call 'em. xD
LOL
I love my boobs. =C I don't want to loose them.
Apa, that was................ sexy.
moonwatcher
10-16-2009, 08:20 PM
won't say i wouldn't i mean if it happens it happens. shrugs
moonwatcher
10-16-2009, 08:21 PM
i mean i farted today and this old lady looked at me and i was like must be the refried beans lol and walked away.
i_love_kakashi
10-16-2009, 08:23 PM
OHHH funny story time!!!!!
I was in the store and me and my sister were walking and i was making fart noises with my mouth and we went by this lady and i made this loud fart noise and i then said "Taylor!? eww gross!" (taylor is my sister lol) the lady gave my sister a dirty look lol!!!! ahahaha
Deadman
10-17-2009, 03:38 AM
this poll is a shame to humanity! what the hell is the meaning of this poll????????
zerosameri
10-17-2009, 03:50 AM
i would never fart
a guy died because he lives in an small room farting all the time
a fart contians carbon dioxide and if you get enough carbon dioxide then you die
he lives on beans
i think i just died laughing at these post....:lol::lol::lol::lol:
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any ways this is an odd thread. No?
Deadman
10-17-2009, 04:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kentaru http://naruto.viz.com/forum/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://naruto.viz.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1427178#post1427178)
a fart contians carbon dioxide and if you get enough carbon dioxide then you die
this guy is funny!
Rain_Fear
10-17-2009, 06:35 AM
I hate it when you think you can squeeze out a quiet one and this huge thing shakes the ground. LOL
mangagirl
11-15-2009, 03:17 PM
nothing imnot a man
Memitim
11-18-2009, 08:38 PM
no i do not fart in public
One-Tailed Shukaku
11-18-2009, 08:44 PM
WHAT?! of course not... why would i *farts*
Wounded_Shadow
11-19-2009, 06:22 PM
If it happens it happens...although it's better to burp and taste it then fart and waste it.
dragonjinchuriki dj
11-19-2009, 06:23 PM
yes.........but only silent ones O.o.............which i only get when im at school for some reason O_O
I try not to, but sometimes it just slips out.
YESH..same
yes.........but only silent ones O.o.............which i only get when im at school for some reason O_O
same here lol
I hate it when you think you can squeeze out a quiet one and this huge thing shakes the ground. LOL
lol..this thread is funny
Sai's brother
11-19-2009, 06:35 PM
No, I dont fart in public
MangaGirl4U
11-19-2009, 06:40 PM
okay, anyone that says they don't is lying.. you can't hold it in forever or you would explode :shock:
shino 4
11-19-2009, 06:49 PM
I try not too but maybe one or two may slip out
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