Funny reasons to call 911

[i_love_kakashi]

Come up with funny reasons to call 911.

--->DO NOT CALL 911 FOR ANY REASON, UNLESS IT IS A REAL EMERGENCY!<---

Lol have fun...

Example: I got my head stuck in the toilet! Some call 911
some thing like that lol

[Naruto]

My toilet is flushing call 911!!!!!!

[i_love_kakashi]

My dog barked call 911!

[xXgaaraXx]

I tripped call 911!!! Ahhhhh!!!

[Naruto]

I'm married call 911!

[Hidden Ninja45]

My hand got stuck in the pickle jar! Call 911!

[i_love_kakashi]

I'm married call 911!

lol thats funny.

I fell of my couch call 911!

[Kuroda Taishi]

My pants are on fire!

[mangagirl]

i cant sleep!

[Shadows of Darkness]

I'm married call 911!


that's really funny!!!!!!!!!!
hehe

im in love!!!!! call the cops!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[i_love_kakashi]

my dog has a snuggie!
call 911

[cherryflower]

I....am......bored.....CALL 911!!!!!!

[Kuroda Taishi]

Nobody is reading my fanfic: http://naruto.viz.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8722 (http://naruto.viz.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8722) call 911

[i_love_kakashi]

A bug just landed on me call 911!

[Naruto]

I typed words call 911.

[Kuroda Taishi]

Naruto came to the real world and posted in ths thread, xD Call 911

[Vivi]

Kakashi used 1000 years of death on me call 911!!

[sakura_blossom]

my shoes untied call 911

[Kuroda Taishi]

Kakashi used 1000 years of death on me call 911!!

V-Valentine like Kakashi using 1000 years of death on her. Call 911 for my massive nosebleed, xD

[7th Kazekage]

Tobi took off his mask CALL 911!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and CNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[darkXotaku]

my cat is on fire call 911! lol ^^

[Vivi]

Spark desperately asks for Good Rep call 911-I tell Mods!!!

[sakura_blossom]

my pants fell off call 911 O_o

[darkXotaku]

i have no more candy call 911!

[sakura_blossom]

im sitting on a turtle call 911

[Vivi]

V-Valentine like Kakashi using 1000 years of death on her. Call 911 for my massive nosebleed, xD


:p
Call 911 for not being allowed to go any further.:(

[Uchiha master]

I ate a taco call 911

[darkXotaku]

i had soy sauce with my pizza call 911!

[i_love_kakashi]

I just drank sprite (pop)
Call 911!

[Hockey Otaku]

My sock is blue call 911!!!

[Nemico]

I'm BORED call 911!!!

[i_love_kakashi]

my dog got a bath call 911!

[Itachi Uchia]

because i got high off pot brownies

[SasukeLovesMe11]

My fan is grey,call 911

[Looney-Lyra]

My brother just gave me a hug! Call 911!!! DX

I accidentally dialed 911! Call 911!!! (LOL Lame. ^^")

[SasukeLovesMe11]

My dad yelled at me,call 911

[UzumakiFox15]

Viz is showing reruns of bleach...call 911

[SasukeLovesMe11]

My brother just blinked at me,call 911!

[Looney-Lyra]

Santa Clause isn't real!?!?!?! Call 911!!! DX

[SasukeLovesMe11]

I got a dog!Call 911!

[chihiro_428]

un wanted fan sights showed up at my door call 911 XD

[Shadows of Darkness]

I broke a nail!!!!!!!!!! Call the police!!!!!! (not really i dont have nails hehe)

[dragonjinchuriki dj]

theres nothing good to eat in my house CALL 911!!!! D8

[Spark]

there is nothing funny about calling 911

[i_love_kakashi]

I am going to my grandparents call 911!

[narutofan99]

I can't breath!!!! Call 911, by the way tell the cops I'm underwater.
:lol:

[Nori]

I ate a Toaster Strudel! Call 911!

[Naruto]

I'm calling my grandparents *dialing 911*

What do you think of this story?

Naruto:"Hello who is this? What have you done to my grandparents police? I know you have them!"

Police: "Son this stop dailing this number or we're going to put you in jail. This is the 342 time you have called this number. This is NOT your grandparents house!"

Naruto: "Why won't you let me talk to them?" *starts crying*

[Spark]

i like it

[i_love_kakashi]

i like it


??? What do you like ???

[assassin]

oh no...it's its......











































































































































NOTHING

[dragonjinchuriki dj]

??? What do you like ???

the post that Naruto posted

[i_love_kakashi]

the post that Naruto posted


oh ooops sorry hahaha im dumb
(didnt read what he typed)

[Naruto]

I posted omg call 911!

[Naruto]

Somebody liked my post I'm dialing 911.

Police: Stop calling this number. Thats it we're arresting you!
Naruto: B-but somebody liked my post. *starts crying again*

[zerosameri]

I just saw Jonhy test on T.V hurry up and call 911

[chihiro_428]

0.0 wow.....

[Uchiha master]

I'm confused call 911

[chihiro_428]

lol XD i'm laughing call 911

[Zazuro]

Miley Cyrus banned me off her xat chat! Call 911!!!!!

(Yes...i accidently found Noah's and Miley Cyru's XAT chat thing when I was looking for 'Groups" and i clicked on Noah's chat and that came up and we were 'Doodleing and i kept erasing because they were going crazy and Miley friggin' banned me forever for THAT! o_o) Hall damn, i am not even joking, though this happened almost 2 years ago.

[Naruto]

I'm confused call 911
Me too I also calling 911.

Police: We're at your house. Put your hands up.
Naruto: No I'm super man.

[Naruto]

Miley Cyrus banned me off her xat chat! Call 911!!!!!

(Yes...i accidently found Noah's and Miley Cyru's XAT chat thing when I was looking for 'Groups" and i clicked on Noah's chat and that came up and we were 'Doodleing and i kept erasing because they were going crazy and Miley friggin' banned me forever for THAT! o_o) Hall damn, i am not even joking, though this happened almost 2 years ago.
Awesome! LMAO! Call 911!

[sasu_girl]

i don't know wat ta say!! call 911!!

[chihiro_428]

zomg meh friend won't PM me back call 911 T-T

[Zazuro]

I am trying to find that chat again, XD!!!! Where the hell did that xat chat gone off too?!??!

I am lost, call 911!!!!!!!!

[Naruto]

Keep at it while I start calling the 911 like this: (!! = new way calling 911

[chihiro_428]

lol XD

[Naruto]

Water pipeline in the front yard is leaking call 911! The water is really leaking. My dad called the city to turn off the water so it can be repaired.

[chihiro_428]

lol XD i can't stop laughing call 911

[akatsukirocks]

some on turn off the tv call 911!!!:shock::shock::shock::shock::shock:

[devapath]

because i got high off pot brownies

XD i heard that message.
i called 911 call 911!!!!!!!!!!

[Hikari Ikosha]

Me: *Calls nine one one*
Police: What is the nature of your emergency?
Me: I am trying to contact nine eleven but there isn't a eleven button on my phone.

[akatsukirocks]

Me: *Calls nine one one*
Police: What is the nature of your emergency?
Me: I am trying to contact nine eleven but there isn't a eleven button on my phone.

:lol:

[Hikari Ikosha]

:shock:I LOST MY CELL PHONE IN MY POCKET! CALL 911!:shock:

[devapath]

operator: whats your emergency?
me:a serial killer killed my entire family
operator: we will send an ambulance
me: what the f--- is an ambulance guna do they are dead
operator: where is your location
me: 5555 55th street North
operator: is the killer still in the house?
me: yes and he is talking to you:twisted:

[chihiro_428]

me: *calls police*
police: what's the emergancy?
me: i'm out of breath and i think i'm gonna pass out
police: why are you almost out of breath
me: because i'm running from the police

[Zazuro]

Me: *Calls nine one one*
Police: What is the nature of your emergency?
Me: I am trying to contact nine eleven but there isn't a eleven button on my phone.

ROFLLMFAO! And aah..that just reminded me of 9/11....:/ But anyway, XD.


Here's my.....OH!


Me: *dails 911*
Police: What's the emergency?
Me: I got stuck in the TV....i was watching Naruto anime and all the sudden one of the characters...Itachi uchiha pulled me in!! HEEEEEEEEEEELP! He's an akatsuki!! He's gonna kill me!!!!!! O___O
Police: We're not playing games, Naruto. *hangs up*
Me: Don't go!!! I am really am stuck in the freaky TV! and my name is not NARUTOOOOOOO!! BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[i_love_kakashi]

ROFLLMFAO! And aah..that just reminded me of 9/11....:/ But anyway, XD.


Here's my.....OH!


Me: *dails 911*
Police: What's the emergency?
Me: I got stuck in the TV....i was watching Naruto anime and all the sudden one of the characters...Itachi uchiha pulled me in!! HEEEEEEEEEEELP! He's an akatsuki!! He's gonna kill me!!!!!! O___O
Police: We're not playing games, Naruto. *hangs up*
Me: Don't go!!! I am really am stuck in the freaky TV! and my name is not NARUTOOOOOOO!! BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!


I will save you!!! Runs into tv and falls to the ground. Call 911 I hit my head trying to save you from Itachi!

[Naruto]

Call 911 I kissed a girl then left her in the sewage to take a shower while eating a sandwich then went back to the sewage and dumped her.I sure did dump her good with sewage.

[chihiro_428]

call 911 i think my computers talking to me and when you get them on the phone remind them that i'm watching a game show on youtube XD

[SasukeUchihaXSakuraHaruno]

♥Sakura♥ is after me!!!!! CALL 911!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[akatsukirocks]

a black cat walked pass me!!!!!!!!!!!! CALL 911!!!!!!!!!

[i_love_kakashi]

I slipped on a ice cube! Call 911

[MisaUchiha]

This totally reminds me of that episode of Beavis and Butt-Head when beavis had a nose bleed and butt head called the cops.....ahhh good times

[AmateratsuFlamesofHate]

Im watching i-carly for no reason, call 911!!!!!!!!!

[Sasori Hatori]

I just found myself!? Call 119, or is it 911, Awsome *Does the victory dance*

[kay]

i sliped and acsidently sumoned a rino and he is after me CALL 911

[Sasori Hatori]

Someone stole my Shoes, call 911! *other me* Oh shut up, there on your feet!

[kentaru]

V-Valentine like Kakashi using 1000 years of death on her. Call 911 for my massive nosebleed, xD
..........i was thinking the same thing................................wierd........ ..............................

[NarutoFan12]

Tobi is eating my candy, CALL 911!!!

[NarutoFan12]

Hidan is about to sacrifice my brother!!!O_O, NOW CALL 911!!!

[Sai's brother]

Me: 911!!! I think my friend died

911: Ok, make sure your friend is dead

Me* *Shoots Friend* Okay he is dead

[NarutoFan12]

Me: 911!!! I think my friend died

911: Ok, make sure your friend is dead

Me* *Shoots Friend* Okay he is dead
OMG!!! That freakin hilarious!!!XD
Sora:Call 911!!!
Me:why?
Sora: Dara finally desided to kill the mail man.-_-
Me:Aww!!! I wanted to do it...
Dara:Call 911, I'm being chase by a pissed off mailman!!!O_O

[akatsukiangel16]

call 911! gold fish is swimming upside down!!

Backround voice: um... ur fish ain't swimming, then...

[ZeroUzumaki]

I'm choking on a lifesaver call 911

[akatsukiangel16]

I'm choking on a lifesaver call 911


that might actually be a good reason...

[ZeroUzumaki]

well, it is a lifesaver

[Chibi Shika Fangirl]

I have homework! Call 911!!

[MysticGoten]

Burger King just gave me a Big Mac CALL 911!!!!!!!!!!!!

[flamey234]

I actually once called 911 on my parents when I was about 6 years old because I was mad at them. Afterwards they just called back and told me it wasn't a good enough reason.

[itachifan100]

i just ate a waffle O/_\O CALL 911!!!!!!!!!!!!

[itachi/madara]

i saw a dog eating poop 0.o

seriously....CALL 911

[i_love_kakashi]

i saw a dog eating poop 0.o

seriously....CALL 911


Nasty... -_-

lol

call 9-11 shorty fire burnin on the dance floor!!!

[lurad]

i like pankakes call 911 NOW!

[NarutoFan12]

i like pankakes call 911 NOW!
HAH! Pancakes!!! Cheese from fosters home for imaginary friends is drinking my chocolate milk!!! CALL 911!!! Cuz that MY chocolate milK!!!

[Yoshi-Chan]

I made an epic fail! call 911

[narutoultra]

I saw my grandpa nude! call 911

[i_love_kakashi]

My cell phone broke call 911!

[Ace adventurer]

I got slapped by a frog call 911!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [I'm afraid of frogs now.not]

[Ace adventurer]

I am being chased by a baby call 911!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kurribu99]

i should have had a V8!!!!!!! call 911!!!

[SRhyse]

I used to accidentally call 911 as a kid alot because my home phone number at the time started with 951, and I had big fingers :lol:.