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~::Deidara::~
10-09-2009, 08:37 AM
I got seriously bored and I'm sitting in my Digital Imaging class...so I made this! Be sure to explain for each of the members! Just keep it clean, please!

Deidara: I'D TACKLE HIM AND THEN DRAG HIM OFF!!!! <333 Lol, Deidara has 4 mouths...:oops:

Tobi: I'd blink a few times just wondering how the heck he kissed me from underneath his mask. LOL!!!

Madara(cuz I know who he is...): Kiss back like...majorly. Madara's hot...

Hidan: Clock him in the head and glare angrily, just knowing he was only trying to seduce me so he could sacrifice me to Jashin.

Kakuzu: Barf...I like him but he's 91-years-old...

Sasori: I'd totally kiss him back! Sasori = Love Interest #2 <333

Zetsu: I'd probably get scared...considering I'm kissing two men at one time. :shock:

Itachi: SUPER HOMOSAPIEN SLAP RIGHT TO THE FACE!!!! Then call him a weasel and kick dirt at him...

Kisame: *giggle* Now I know what it's like to kiss a fish! :3

Pein: I'd be super surprised and like...fall over...too many peircings @.@

Orochimaru: SCREAM BLOODY MURDER AND RUN AWAY!!!! BEFORE he even tries to kiss me...

Konan: I wouldn't even let her kiss me ._.

Orochimaru and Konan don't have to be answered unless you want to lol!

LaGueraUchiha
10-09-2009, 09:39 AM
Itachi. I wouldn't care I like him anyways.... hehe :mrgreen:
if Hidan, Kakuzu, or Orochimaru did it, I would beat their sorry axx to death.
everyone else would be fine, except Konan.

Hidden Ninja45
10-09-2009, 12:41 PM
My reaction:

If it was any other member of the Akatsuki besides for Konan: "GET AWAY FROM ME YOU WEIRD PEOPLE!!!!"

Konan: "I'm a guy, so this is ok.....but it is still kind of weird.

natsumiuchiha16
10-09-2009, 12:46 PM
deidara:i ould kiss him back
itachi:i would be very surprised
kisame:i would run far away from him
hidan:at first i would be scared but i would kiss back
kakuzu: SLAP HIM
tobi:be very very shocked
pein:my lip would bleed from the pirecings but i woudnt care
orochimaru:before he tries anything on me i would already be gone

no_emotions
10-09-2009, 01:11 PM
Orochimaru 4ever!

k_hatake
10-09-2009, 01:21 PM
diedara: probaly kiss back for a few seconds and let go
tobi: push him away and say sorry but i'm just not into you
madara: same as tobi tobi and madara are the same people
hidan: totally make-out with him
kakuzu: i would... but he's like... OLD
sasori: make-out with him
zetsu: idk mabey kiss hims back but it would be wierd kissing 2 people at once.
itachi: kiss back then go all i hate you on him, call him a few names, kick him where the sun don't shine, and walk away
kisame: lol im kissing a fish lol
pein: puss him away and say don't kiss me kiss konan
orochimaru: .... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. SCREAM BLOODY MURDY AND KICK HIM WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE
konan: no i wouldn't let her i'm not a lezbo

AgentShayd
10-09-2009, 01:23 PM
If it was Itachi I would melt...^^ If it was anyone else I would kill them...well attempt to kill them...^^

Midnight
10-09-2009, 01:40 PM
Deidara: I would kiss him back for a few seconds then walk away with a sly smile.
Itachi: I would be shock but after my shock wore off I would kiss him back.
Tobi/Madara: Walk away slowly.
Hidan: Not gonna happen.
Kisame: I already know what it's like to kiss a fish. I don't plan on experincing it again.
Konan: Nope I'm not a lesbian.
Pein: I would probably have a mental argument with myself trying to decide if I should kiss back or not.
Sasori: I would faint.
Orochimaru: It would never happen because I would have either killed him or ran far far away.
Zetsu: I would push him away.
Kakuzu: Push him away and hide.

Echosong7711
10-09-2009, 02:26 PM
Pein: i would be like uhh ok
Konan:woulda been gone
Itachi: ....sure maybe...
Kisame: who would make out with a shark thing?
Tobi: HECK YEAH!!
Deidara: HECK HECK HECK YEAH!!
Kakuzu: eww get away from me the sewing things gonna get in my mouth
Hidan: ....sureee...
Zetsu: X.X im a dead person
Sasori: hmmm ok
Orochimaru: X.X im dead again

sasukehokage
10-09-2009, 02:48 PM
Itachi: be confused and look at the floor b4 i fall for his genjutsu
Kisame: b all the way in Hawaii b4 he gets near me
Deidara:......uh which mouth?
Kakuzu: HECK NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zetzu: run away or b confused
Tobi/Madara: i'd b in Canada at that time
Hidan: don't ask me where i'd b....probably in space!!!
Konan: I'M NOT YURI!!!!!!!
Pein: lip would bleed and i would lick my blood
Sasori: i would totally kiss him back:oops:
Orochimaru: *smirk* kick him where the sun doesn't shine and flee for my life b4 i'm dead:shock:

Hebi
10-09-2009, 03:25 PM
i'd die
thats it

nightfire
10-09-2009, 04:22 PM
anyone besides konan whould be really really really weird and i would kill them, if it was konan i dont know. probably get away

Inoyasha5
10-09-2009, 05:03 PM
itachi-i would sooooooooooo kiss him back he hot^^
kisame-yea no i wouldn't like that lol hes a fish
deidara-hes cute looking but he goes crazy fighting sasuke
kakuzu-hell nooooooooo i would kill him
zetsu-nope back off!
tobi-i love tobi so its alright^^
madara-i would yell rape then get naruto on him lol
hidan-nope i don't want to die
konan-i would say yea i don't roll that way
pein-to many persings if it was nagato i would soooooooo kiss him back
sasori-yea hes cute enough
orochimaru-;);););) nooooooo he won't touch me!!!!!!!

Vocaloid
10-09-2009, 06:44 PM
Itachi: Just stare but not fight back.
Kisame: ...... :oops:
Sasori: Stare
Deidara: Slap and kick where the sun don't shine
Tobi: Kiss back but try and get that mask off
Hidan: Be a bit..scared if it's a trick, but otherwise just stare
Kakuzu: ^ Read; Kisame
Zetsu: Be afraid if he may try to eat me, but kiss back otherwise
Pein: Not say anything, though I'm not into necrophilia
Nagato: Old, wrinkly man...be careful and pull away
Konan: Stare, but not hate it
Madara: Stare and blush, maybe kiss back
Sasuke: ^ Read; Deidara, add kill afterwards
Suigetsu: Maybe enjoy it somewhat
Juugo: Be wary in case he suddenly goes Psycho-Mode
Karin: Not sure, but wouldn't hate it

LaGueraUchiha
10-09-2009, 07:45 PM
[QUOTE=Inoyasha5;1378962]itachi-i would sooooooooooo kiss him back he hot^^

agree..... :mrgreen: me 2. lol

UzumakiFox15
10-09-2009, 07:48 PM
Hidan would be the one id kiss...and i would say "did you just bite my tongue?"

Konan
10-16-2009, 10:07 PM
If it was Hidan, Deidara, or Itachi I would faint.

Akasuna No Niori
10-19-2009, 08:58 PM
Pein:eh..ok

Konan:ummm...I not a lesbian

Sasori:kiss back and drag him away...far far away :mrgreen:

Kakazu:Ewwww old man!!

Orochimaru:I'd scream RAPE!!!!!!!and then TRY to kill him.

Zetsu::) he's kinda cute with the twin personalitys

Deidara:kiss him back and then say he wa a good kisser

Hidan::shock: Make out,then leave and say he tastes like blood

Tobi:Awwww he so CUTE

Madara:Heck yeah he's hot

Kisame:Yummy he tatses like sushi

Itachi:ehhh i'd kiss back...but he's not my type

ummm... did i forget anyone?Hope not :mrgreen:

akatsukirocks
10-19-2009, 09:11 PM
deidara just stands there o///o
tobi tobi...tobi...how did he kissed me with the mask on
itachi perv slaps itachi O///O
kisame fishy never would again
hidan i maybe his next offering to jashin
kazazu ewww he is very old
orochimaru kills him he is a BIG perv
madara evil but ok
zetsu freak out EWWW zetsu EWWW
pein very ok but it may hurt

akatsukirocks
10-19-2009, 09:12 PM
sasori Very very very OK

Sunagakure
10-19-2009, 09:14 PM
Just thinking about Orochimaru and his stupid lip licking makes me think that kissing him would be a slimy, vile, disgusting experience @__@

akatsukirocks
10-19-2009, 09:16 PM
i would barf about orochimaru

Sasori12
10-19-2009, 09:18 PM
Being a straight dude, I have one choice Konan.
I would scream like a fangirl and ask her for her autograph. Then I'd ask her to take me to the Akatsuke base so could get everyone's autograph.

akatsukirocks
10-19-2009, 09:19 PM
well ur a dude so u can only pick konan unless.....

Sasori12
10-19-2009, 09:26 PM
well ur a dude so u can only pick konan unless.....
Lol, unless what? (Me playing stupid, just go with it)

Bacon
10-19-2009, 09:31 PM
if konan kissed me id be happy shes smexy

MegumiAi
10-19-2009, 09:37 PM
Itachi: Stare at first ... Let him kiss me .. then faint :oops:... I would wake up and start jumping and down like a crazed fangirl. (1st favorite)
Kisame: Shocked ... Kiss back .. still shocked.. :shock:
Deidara: This would be awsome !! 4 mouths equal a good time :oops: (Second Favorite )
Tobi/Madara(cuz I know who he is...): Well its about time he took of his mask .. I was wondering what he looked like. :twisted:
Hidan: Die .. ( 3rd favorite ) X.X
Kakuzu: Shocked ..
Sasori: ( 4th favorite) Happy as could be .. I just hope he dosen't turn me into a puppet while doing so.
Zetsu: It would be intereseting .. Kissing each half of a personality you like :D
Pein: Scream like bloody murder like a fangirl !! Hes hot !! ( 5th favorite)
Orochimaru: Run away like crazy .

Konan: We could be good friends but I am not a Lesbian ..

Anbu Leader
10-19-2009, 10:00 PM
Konan: Kiss her back and have a good time!

thesnnitro
10-19-2009, 11:14 PM
Madara- Not sure...
Tobi- Yes cuz Tobi's a good boy
Pain- Punch him in the face
Konan- Not sure...
Zetsu- Burn him
Hidan- He might get my blood and do the ritual
Kakuzu- NO WAY!!!
Orochimaru- Not in a billion years
Deidara- Yes but which mouth?
Sasori- Yes
Kisame- I'll eat him
Itachi- If it's one on one, flee. So i will
Sasuke- Yea he's good but i need t make sure he doesn't chidori me
Karin- Maybe...
Jugo- Get Sasuke/ Kimimaro to stop him
Suigetsu- Pointless cuz he'll turn to water

Kaen Mikami
10-20-2009, 05:42 PM
I'd be happy if Hidan did that!:)

Sunagakure
10-20-2009, 07:34 PM
Itachi: Stare at first ... Let him kiss me .. then faint :oops:... I would wake up and start jumping and down like a crazed fangirl. (1st favorite)
Bear in mind that Itachi could easily trap you with several infinitely painful ocular genjutsus. Might want to rethink that "stare at him first" part and just cover his eyes before you kiss him XD

akatsukirocks
10-20-2009, 07:38 PM
kazuzu is like 92

darkXotaku
10-20-2009, 07:41 PM
yeah kinda creepy..

darkXotaku
10-20-2009, 07:42 PM
if deidara kissed me id deffinately kiss him back.^^

hinataisblue42
10-20-2009, 07:51 PM
If Itachi kissed me I would just faint!!! Such a hotie!!

Wing Zero
10-20-2009, 08:00 PM
I'd beat the hell out of all of them. I'm married. (and a guy!)

~::Deidara::~
10-21-2009, 07:50 AM
I'd beat the hell out of all of them. I'm married. (and a guy!)

Ahahaha, that's funny! xD What about Konan? She's a girl! LOL~

PainUchiha
10-21-2009, 09:28 AM
Konan cuz im a guy ...

GaaraLover513
10-02-2010, 02:41 PM
Deidara: I would stare lovingly at him for a couple seconds, then make out with him :DDD

Tobi: I would push Tobi away and say "My heart belongs to some people but not you. We can still be friends though." Tobi has the brain of a hyped up 5-year-old.

Madara: Dunno. He's kinda cute but I like Gaara, Deidara, Sasori, and Itachi. So I would probably push him away. Besides, he should be dead. He fought the first hokage.

Hidan: I would let him kiss me but then Deidara would walk up behind me and say he was probably going to sacrifice me so I would push Hidan away and walk away with Deidara while Hidan is there cursing and saying I would have been the perfect sacrifice and all that.

Kakuzu: I would push him away and tell him he's old and just slowly walk away with Deidara.

Sasori: I would let him kiss me then think "Maybe he wants to use me as a puppet" *Shudder Shrug "Who cares" I think. And I kiss him back and we kiss for a minute or two then Deidara comes over and I walk over to him then Sasori uses me as a puppet "Just as I thought" I thought. He forces me to walk over to him and starts kissing me more and Deidara walks by kisses my cheek and holds my hand.

Zetsu: Zetsu's cool but it would be weird to kiss two people at once. Plus, I feel like he might eat me considering he does that.

Itachi: I would let him kiss me but I wouldn't look into his sharingan otherwise something bad might happen. Then I would kiss him back for a little bit.

Kisame: I would go to the sun before I kissed him.

Pein: I would let him kiss me then I would kiss him for like a minute then my lip would bleed from all of his piercings but I would lick teh blood up. I like blood. :D

Orochimaru: Back away slowly and hop on Dei-Dei's clay bird and fly away. If I let him kiss me longer then he did (because I had no idea that was coming) he might have barfed snakes into my mouth.

Konan: I wouldn't even let her try it. If she was able to kiss me though, I would say "I'm not a lesbo so... BACK OFF SISTER!"

Jonesy
10-02-2010, 02:48 PM
If Konan did, let's just say....I wouldn't mind. ;D

uzumakisgirl
10-02-2010, 03:20 PM
Itachi: Just stare but not fight back.
Kisame: back off dirty fish
Sasori: Stare maybe kiss him back
Deidara: kiss slap
Hidan:maybe be like u better not try if u wanna die
Kakuzu: no way u are way old so back off
Zetsu: Be afraid he is gross he eats dead people
Nagato: evil stare dont even try
Madara: RUN AWAY KICK HIM where light dosent shine

NarutoxSakura4ever
10-02-2010, 03:25 PM
Out of all of them, I would enjoy Itachi's kiss the most.... <3 <3 <3 <3

Semog
10-02-2010, 03:57 PM
Deidara: I would probably pass out of emotion, I love him so much <333 (I hope I would wake up on his bed ^^)

Sasori: Did I just kissed wood? x.x

Orochimaru: Kill him <.<

Itachi: Kiss him back but tell him I belong to deidara ^^

Kisame: Ask him if we are having sushi tonight ^^

Kakuzu: /hug him, because he never felt real love :< (thats why he steals hearts)

Hidan: Bite him >:)

Pain (nagato): ask him were else he have piercings ^^ :D

Konan: I would probably have a pappercut after it..

Zetsu: Run like hell b4 he eats me x.x

Tobi!: Slap him because he removed his brothers eyes, and he his hotter then him ..

D 2008
10-02-2010, 04:06 PM
If one of them kissed me I would say "You have better be Konan" because if it is one of the guys I would kill them and any witnesses.

Twisterty
10-02-2010, 04:07 PM
I'm not gay but, Orochimaru, the tongue, Jesus help me.

GwynethUchiha
10-02-2010, 04:16 PM
Deidara: I would kiss him back for a few seconds then walk away with a sly smile.
Itachi: I would be shock but after my shock wore off I would kiss him back.
Tobi/Madara: Walk away slowly.
Hidan: Not gonna happen.
Kisame: I already know what it's like to kiss a fish. I don't plan on experincing it again.
Konan: Nope I'm not a lesbian.
Pein: I would probably have a mental argument with myself trying to decide if I should kiss back or not.
Sasori: I would faint.
Orochimaru: It would never happen because I would have either killed him or ran far far away.
Zetsu: I would push him away.
Kakuzu: Push him away and hide.
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Itachi: I would be shock but after my shock wore off I would kiss him back.
Tobi/Madara: Walk away slowly.
Hidan: Not gonna happen.
Kisame: I already know what it's like to kiss a fish. I don't plan on experincing it again.
Konan: Nope I'm not a lesbian.
Pein: I would probably have a mental argument with myself trying to decide if I should kiss back or not.
Sasori: I would faint.
Orochimaru: It would never happen because I would have either killed him or ran far far away.
Zetsu: I would push him away.
Kakuzu: Push him away and hide.
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Itachi: Just stare but not fight back.
Kisame: ;););)
Sasori: Stare (puppt freak)
Deidara: Slap him
Tobi: only if i can get that mask off
Hidan: make-out with him forever
Kakuzu: Kill him if he don't kill me first for money
Zetsu: Be afraid if he may try to eat me then run
Pein: stare into space
Nagato: stares in to space again
Konan: i'm a girl i would yell at her maybe(doesnt want to die)
Madara: kill him
Sasuke: make-out with him forever
Suigetsu: freak out maybe
Juugo: Be wary in case he suddenly goes Psycho-Mode
Karin: slap her

GwynethUchiha
10-02-2010, 04:17 PM
Itachi: Just stare but not fight back.
Kisame:....fishdude
Sasori: Stare (puppt freak)
Deidara: Slap him
Tobi: only if i can get that mask off
Hidan: make-out with him forever
Kakuzu: Kill him if he don't kill me first for money
Zetsu: Be afraid if he may try to eat me then run
Pein: stare into space
Nagato: stares in to space again
Konan: i'm a girl i would yell at her maybe(doesnt want to die)
Madara: kill him
Sasuke: make-out with him forever
Suigetsu: freak out maybe
Juugo: Be wary in case he suddenly goes Psycho-Mode
Karin: slap her


srry about that last one i have no idea what happened

Raiton:Gian_Kakuzu
10-02-2010, 04:18 PM
Konan: Id grab her and take her back to my home and we would continue our little training session XD

Devroux
10-02-2010, 08:22 PM
Destroy them all except Konan and Pein. I'd totally kiss Pein (no homo)...

Memitim
10-02-2010, 08:23 PM
If it was Konan...Kiss her back....Kill them if it was anyone else.

Throw Rasen-Shuriken
10-15-2010, 01:38 AM
Out of those choices, I will have to say Itachi. Out of all the Akatsuki that joins up, Sasuke or Itachi. Though I would prefer Itachi, so if Itachi, did ever grab and kiss me randomly, I think I would be shocked and revert to my shyer self, after that and around him, because it will be a first. Heh Heh ...

Tomohime Zazuki
10-19-2010, 05:17 PM
Itachi - just one small kiss....im not a BIG itachi fan lol

Kisame - NO FRIGGIN WAY!!!

Zetsu - NOOOOOO!!!

Deidara - i guess so, i wouldnt mind......but he has 4 mouths `o.o"....not sure which one i would have to kiss lolz

Tobi - no, tobi's to childish

Sasori - no, hes just to boring....and...yeah lol

Pain - HELL YEAH!!! (2nd fav member) `<3

Konan - IM NOT YURI!!1

Hidan - YEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!! (fav member!!!) I WOULD SOOOO MAKE OUT W/ HIM!!!! *fangirl scream* `<3`<3`<3`<3

Kakuzu - i like him....but hes just to old and looks like a scarecrow lolz

Cosmo
10-19-2010, 05:21 PM
Itachi - No thank you.

Kisame - Too scaly.

Zetsu - How do you kiss a plant?

Deidara -What else can you do with those hands?

Tobi - Take off the mask if we are going to do anything.

Sasori - Grow up and stop playing with your damn toys. The we'll talk.

Pain - HELL YEAH!!! (2nd fav member)

Konan - I'm not into Nonchalant people.

Hidan - Holy Roller.

Kakuzu - To old.