Rate Naruto Abriged + list your favorite part! ^^

[X__Sasuke__X]

I'll put up a poll in a minute.
List your fave part, and rate it!! 1-10. 10 is best, 1 is worst.

Please be appropriate and if your fave part swears... please * it out. Thnxx! ^^

[X__Sasuke__X]

Mine is:

Naruto: Hey Kakashi! Can I train with you?
Kakashi: Sorry, Sharingans only!
Sasuke: (out of nowhere) YEA! SHARINGANS ONLY!!!!
*sign on door that says: no demon foxes allowed*
Naruto: Awww....

xD

I will post more later...

[Hidden Ninja45]

It's a 10! I really can't pick a single favorite part.

[Nicole]

Don't mean to sound dumb, but what is it?

[X__Sasuke__X]

lol, all of them are just too funny!! xD
Ooohh I know! Here's another one!!
Kakashi: it was awful! I remember it like it was yesterday...
Asuma: Kakashi! It was 7 minutes ago!
Kakashi: Yep! Yesterday...

[X__Sasuke__X]

It's a famous parody over youtube where two boys do all the characters and they say funny stuff! xD
**Not for little kids**
H, D, A, B (both), are all uncensored...
while S and F are said, but bleeped out.

[Deidei59]

Mine is:

Naruto: Hey Kakashi! Can I train with you?
Kakashi: Sorry, Sharingans only!
Sasuke: (out of nowhere) YEA! SHARINGANS ONLY!!!!
*sign on door that says: no demon foxes allowed*
Naruto: Awww....

xD

I will post more later...

Ooh, mine goes with yours!

Naruto: So do you mean we're going to walk down the street and talk to your friend?
Jiraiya: YES!
Naruto: Eh, can I go back to Kakashi no-
Sasuke (out of nowhere) SHARINGANS ONLY, B*TCH!
Naruto: Aw...

xD I have that as a ringtone, I love it so much! Just like GAARA OF THE FUNK! (How many Hs are in funk?)

[Ur Mom]

U GOT THIS FROM MINE DIDN"T YOU!? Anyway, too awesome to rate. And favorite part, everything with the computer, Clucky, and Garra of the Funk!

[Phoenix Wright]

9. It was really good.. But nothing deserves a perfect ten.

Mmch mmch mmch mmch Gaara! Of the funk!

[X__Sasuke__X]

U GOT THIS FROM MINE DIDN"T YOU!? Anyway, too awesome to rate. And favorite part, everything with the computer, Clucky, and Garra of the Funk!


:/ You have one of these already?? OMG I AM SO SORRY!!! :cry: I didn't know!!

[SageNaruto69]

to awesome to rate.
ok here it is.
naruto vs gaara
naruto thinking: its the climax of the battle, the end of the arc! now to finish it off with an awesome line!
punches gaara [ last hit wen they were on the tree]
naruto: you couldve had a V8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol and NCH NCH NCH GAARA OF THE FUNK!!!

[C-C]

♥10!!!
Fave part:
Jiraiya: Today im going to teach you to walk on water
Naruto: like jesus?
Jiraiya: Yes Naruto, like jesus
Naruto: oh. does that mean Jesus was a ninja?
Jiraiya: Yes Naruto, Jesus was a Ninja
Naruto: REally?
Jiraiya: no not really!

and then i liked the part where Kakashi said: Ha ha ha Moo...*shaking milk carton*

And i liked the part where Kakashi Vs Zabuza
Kakashi: *copying everything he says*
Zabuza and Kakashi: stop that!
Zabuza and Kakashi: STOP THAT NOW!
Zabuzza: im gay
Kakashi: good for you
(Cant remeber exact lines)

[X__Sasuke__X]

xD nice!! xD

[X__Sasuke__X]

Here's one:

Naruto: If you don't leave him alone... I'll dance again!!
Gaara: You wouldn't.
Naruto: *dances to retarded music*
Gaara: Oh god! Fine. Leave it.
Shikamaru: D***! That was harsh!
Naruto: Had to be done chief! Had to be done.

[ShikaTemaFTW]

Omg there are so many parts I LOOOVE but my favs are

Naruto Abridged...now with 60% more Neji!
Neji: DUDE! THATS AWESOME!

Kakashi: Sakura you shouldn't take the Chunin Exams
Sakura: Why?
Kakashi: Because its dangerous. And you might be-know what nevermind. Do your best! Not only that, fight that kid named Gaara, Sakura. I hear he's a wuss.

Naruto: Wait, we have computers?
Sasuke: Apparently we have headsets and refrigerators, too.
Naruto: Soo are we in the current time or.....WHEN IN THE HELL ARE WE? XD

[X__Sasuke__X]

Omg there are so many parts I LOOOVE but my favs are

Naruto Abridged...now with 60% more Neji!
Neji: DUDE! THATS AWESOME!

Kakashi: Sakura you shouldn't take the Chunin Exams
Sakura: Why?
Kakashi: Because its dangerous. And you might be-know what nevermind. Do your best! Not only that, fight that kid named Gaara, Sakura. I hear he's a wuss.

Naruto: Wait, we have computers?
Sasuke: Apparently we have headsets and refrigerators, too.
Naruto: Soo are we in the current time or.....WHEN IN THE HELL ARE WE? XD



HAHAHAHAHA!!! that last one is one of my favorite parts too!! <3

[C-C]

♥i also liked the part when Kakashi said:
Sakura shut up. When yo actually do something then u can talk how bout that? oh guess you have to wait tell shippuden

[X__Sasuke__X]

lol, that was great!!! xD

[C-C]

lol, that was great!!! xD
♥i think of all, i cant really choose whose the funniest.

[X__Sasuke__X]

hmmm...

Naruto: Hey Konohamaru!
Konoharmaru: Hey, Naruto!
Naruto: Kono, what's with the bull???
Konohamaru: Nooooothhhiiinnnngggg....
Naruto: Hey, kono, your not still mad about me taking your screen time are you?
*bull chases him*
Naruto: D*** you Konohamaruuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[C-C]

hmmm...

Naruto: Hey Konohamaru!
Konoharmaru: Hey, Naruto!
Naruto: Kono, what's with the bull???
Konohamaru: Nooooothhhiiinnnngggg....
Naruto: Hey, kono, your not still mad about me taking your screen time are you?
*bull chases him*
Naruto: D*** you Konohamaruuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
♥that was hilarious!!!

[X__Sasuke__X]

my new favorite:
Kakashi: Ok Sasuke, I'm now going to teach you an original technique... the ONLY original technique I have. It's called Chidori, 1000 birds.
Sasuke: Wait, what?
Kakashi: See? It sounds like birds... heh heh, tweet.
Sasuke: Sensei, I think we need to discuss your creepy obsession with animals.
Kakashi: What? I don't have that! Do I Pakkun?
Pakkun: PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH HIM!!!!!!!!!

xD xD new fave!! xD xD

[C-C]

my new favorite:
Kakashi: Ok Sasuke, I'm now going to teach you an original technique... the ONLY original technique I have. It's called Chidori, 1000 birds.
Sasuke: Wait, what?
Kakashi: See? It sounds like birds... heh heh, tweet.
Sasuke: Sensei, I think we need to discuss your creepy obsession with animals.
Kakashi: What? I don't have that! Do I Pakkun?
Pakkun: PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH HIM!!!!!!!!!

xD xD new fave!! xD xD
♥lol
I like the part when Sasuke was training with Kakashi and they were like
GaarA: can i kill Sasuke?
Kakashi: no
Sasuke: do i have enough power to defeat itachi?
Kakashi: no
Gaara: can i kill sasuke now?
Kakashi: no
Sasuke: do i have enough power now?
Kakshi: no

[X__Sasuke__X]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Deidei59]

Naruto: Okay, we're off to the Chunin Exams!
Kakashi: Not so fast.
Naruto: Okaaay, Kaaakaaashiii?
Kakashi: -growl-
Naruto: Sorry.
Kakashi: Okay, now that we've had our daily dose of stupid... (on and on)

Sakura: Oh crap! We accidentally walked in a Masquerade signup!
Random cosplayer #1: I'm the best Kagome!
Random cosplayer #2 (creepy dude): No, I am!
Naruto: I did not need to see that...

Kakashi: Sexual assault!
Naruto: Well, now I'm scarred for life, too.

Sasuke: Sakura, I'm really bleeding here. Do you have any Bacitracin? Or maybe a Band-Aid? (I just realized that Bacitracin was named after Tracy. My name! ^_^)

Okay... I need to stop now. xD

[NarutoRoxorz93]

OMG, there was this one part in one of the first episodes...it was a line that Sakura said that I almost died laughing because of it! XD

Sakura: "My name's Sakura, I secretly like Naruto but I pretend to like Sasuke, I'm 12 years old, 4,11", blood type O-, I like People Magazine, beating up puppies, and stealing money from orphans!" XD

There's a lot more, but here are another few of my favorite parts:

Gaara: I'm Gaara...OF THE FUNK! *Nch, nch, nch GAARA OF THE FUNK!!!!*
Naruto: Does it do that every time his name is said?
Kankuro: Sadly, yes.
Naruto: Really? GAARA OF THE FUNK! *Nch, nch, nch GAARA OF THE FUNK!!!!*
Kankuro: Please don't do that....

Kisame: Hey Itachi, can I fight these guys? Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
Itachi: No...but I'll tell you what you can do...Break the street with your sword and show how ridiculously heavy it is!
*BAM*
Itachi: Excellent.

Oh, and during the Chunin exams, after Sasuke won his battle:
*You have reached Lv. 2! Emo increased by 1!*
Sasuke: Good, now to check my quest...........DAMN IT! (I can't really read what it says there, but I'm assuming it has something to do with the LOG. XD)

[Deidei59]

Gaara: I'm Gaara...OF THE FUNK! *Nch, nch, nch GAARA OF THE FUNK!!!!*
Naruto: Does it do that every time his name is said?
Kankuro: Sadly, yes.
Naruto: Really? GAARA OF THE FUNK! *Nch, nch, nch GAARA OF THE FUNK!!!!*
Kankuro: Please don't do that....


I almost put that! xD

[X__Sasuke__X]

lol, Gaara of the funk is awesomeness!!! xD

[C-C]

lol, Gaara of the funk is awesomeness!!! xD
♥You got that right :D also this part

Kakashi: lets see if i got everything Underage boy with his shirt off
*looks down*
Check
Creepy a$$ summoning circle
*looks down*
Check
Creepy Micheal Jackson look alike?
Oh where the he!! am i gonna get one of those?
Oro: hello Kakashi
Kakashi: YES CHECK!

[X__Sasuke__X]

hahahahahahahaha!!! xD xD

[brooksey]

Hey Konohamaru sorry your grandpa died heres a coupon.

Coupons make everything better!

[Deidei59]

Naruto: Hey guys, did I miss anything?
Sasuke: Oh, you missed it. The circus came to town. And there was magic and acrobats and lions...
Naruto: Really?
Sasuke: Yes, Naruto. The circus was here.
Naruto: Wait for me circus!

xD Ah, I forgot about that one... -so many good ones-

Uch, uch, uch, uch, NARUTO'S A DOUCHE!

Oro: What? I-it has a charm to it!
Sasuke: Yeah. Lucky Charms. Because it's fruity. Like you.

(Episode 13 and 17 are my favorites!)

[The Shady Ninja]

I love when Kankuro just randomly screams, LOL. Like one time he was like-
UNCLE JIMMY!!! Then he said
UNCLE EXPENDABLE!!
Then Naruto said How many uncles do you have? xD

[lolitaninja]

Kankuro: Uncle Expendabllllllllllllle!
Everyone else: Shut up, Kankuro!

[Looney-Lyra]

Orochimaru: AAAAAUUUGHHHHH!!!!
Kabuto: Lordd Orochimaru! Are you okay?
Oro: Yes, of course Kabuto! Life is full of sunshine and kittens and butterfli- NO I'M NOT F-ING OKAY! I JUST HAD MY FRIGGIN SOUL ARMS CUT OFF!!!

XD I love NTAS. ^_^ <3

[X__Sasuke__X]

NTAS is the BEST!!!!

[tripsalot94]

NTAS is the best thing ever!!!

Kakashi: Naruto, you need some ritalin. Sasuke, you need some prozac.

Sakura: What do I need?

Kakashi: A good smack across the face...

[The Makage]

I gave it a 9... because NOTHING GETS THE SAME SCORE AS NAPPA AND THE REST OF DBZ ABRIDGED! NOTHING!!! Naruto Abridged is funny I admit, and one of my favorite things has to be Gaara... of the Funk. But DBZ Abridged is (No Offense to MasakoX and vegeta3986) waaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than Naruto Abridged unfortunately. But at least Naruto Abridged has the pleasure of knowing it's soooo much better than Naruto SHIPPUDEN Abridged.

[X__Sasuke__X]

true... so true...

[Deadman]

never watched it xD

[X__Sasuke__X]

Woah... watch it. :cool:

[MisaUchiha]

I loved the whole thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[X__Sasuke__X]

lol, same here!!!!! ^^ NTAS is the bomb!!!! :cool:

[i_love_kakashi]

No rating can describe how great it is lol!!!!

My favorite part was....
Iruka: It was sure nice of you to let me look threw all these old year books.
3rdHokage: Yeah well I wanted to show you what these kids are in for.
Iruka:UGHHHH/EWWWW!!!! Who's that ugly MOFO!?
3rdHokage: Oh thats kakashi
Iruka: eww... no wonder why he keeps a mask on
Kakashi: For some reason I want to punch Iruka

[X__Sasuke__X]

lol, that part was awesomeness!!!!!

Another part I liked:
Naruto: Oh... hey Sasuke.
Sasuke: Hey Naruto. What are you doing?
Naruto: Just replying to some comments.
Sasuke: That sounds fun. Believe it!!
Naruto: O.O *Screams silently*
Sasuke: O-O-Oh God!

xD xD xD

[NightofMagic]

I LOVE NARUTO ABRIDGED!! it's awesome i loved this part

Naruto: You mean were just going to walk down the street to visit ur friend?
Jiraiya: YES
Naruto: Can i go back with Kakashi now?
Sasuke: Sharigans only B*****
Naruto: awww...

And this part
Person who coughs cant remember name: Now for the first match
Computer: The log vs You're mom
Anko: Hokage did you program this computer?
Hokage: may--be

and this part
Person: WHERE WERE YOU? YOU SAID U WERE GOING TO THE BATHROOM! ITS BEEN 2 MONTHS!
Hokage: i fell in

[Ur Mom]

I love this
Garra: I'll let you live, if you can beat me at DDR!
Unknown ninja: Nooooooo, I'm horrible, I only play (I don't remember what game it is, and I've never played it so..)
Garra: ____(that game) IS FOR LOSERS
Garra: Ready
Unknown ninja: what-
GARRA: GO!

[Ur Mom]

And this part is one of my top 5 favorite parts

Sasuke: Kakashi, am I strong enough to kill my brother and the log?
Kakashi: No
Garra: Can I kill Sasuke?
Kakashi:Noooooo
Sasuke: How about now?
Garra: NOW?
Kakashi:NO!
*while Sasuke and Garra beg Kakashi to say yes*
Kakashi: Must resist the urge to kill them.......MUST GO TO HAPPY PLACE
Flashback- Kakashi: Ahhh, milk, I love you!
Back to reality: Hay Kakashi (Naruto)
Kakashi: Oh, did you ask me something?
Naruto: THAT WAS 5 MINUTES AGO!

[7th Ninja]

It's a 9.
Jiraiya: Naruto, I'm going to teach you to walk on water.
Naruto: Like Jesus?
Jiraiya: Yes, like Jesus.
Naruto: ...Was Jesus a ninja?
Jiraiya: Yes Naruto, Jesus was a ninja.

[X__Sasuke__X]

And this part is one of my top 5 favorite parts

Sasuke: Kakashi, am I strong enough to kill my brother and the log?
Kakashi: No
Garra: Can I kill Sasuke?
Kakashi:Noooooo
Sasuke: How about now?
Garra: NOW?
Kakashi:NO!
*while Sasuke and Garra beg Kakashi to say yes*
Kakashi: Must resist the urge to kill them.......MUST GO TO HAPPY PLACE
Flashback- Kakashi: Ahhh, milk, I love you!
Back to reality: Hay Kakashi (Naruto)
Kakashi: Oh, did you ask me something?
Naruto: THAT WAS 5 MINUTES AGO!

Lol, both of those are one of my fave parts in the series!! xD

[Ur Mom]

but that was only one part?

[MoonStarNinja4]

I love Naruto abridged!

A few of my favorite parts are...

Episode 21
Mike: Hey Bob, you know know what I hate?
Bob: What's that Mike?
Mike: Giant snakes that pop out of nowhere and kill ya!
Bob: You know, I hate those too!
BOOM! *a giant snake attacks tower*
Mike: Wow... Good thing that was gaurd tower next to us.
~~~~~~~~~~
Episode 21
Thrid Hokage: I need help! Go... Golden Magic Monkey!
Enma: I told you not to call me that!
Third Hokage: Did you say something Golden Magic Monkey?
Enma: Ugh... No...
~~~~~~~~~~
Episode 15
Commercial Announcer: BUY OUR ZABUZA SWORD, LOOK HOW IT CAN CUT THROUGH RICE PAPER! BUY IT NOW!! WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING WATCHING THIS SHOW?? GO STEAL YOUR PARENT'S WALLETS, RUN TO THE STORE AND BUY THIS, LIKE A NINJA WOULD! THIS SWORD IS SO AWESOME, YOU'RE NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO BUY IT, BUT BUY IT ANYWAY! BUY IT NOW OR YOU SUCK WORSE THAN SAKURA!
Sakura: Hey!
Commercial Announcer: NOW!!!
~~~~~~~~~~
Episode 1
Random Person 1: Nine-Tails, I choose you!
Random Person 2: Oh dear God! What kind of Pokemon is that?!
Random Person 3: Ever since Pokemon USA got the license, it hasn't been the same! They've had to use steriods in the Pokemon just to keep the ratings up!

And I pretty much like any moment with Gamabunta in it (with episode 18 having the best moment so far).

Episodes 11-15 and 19-22 are like the best episodes!

[Ur Mom]

Commercial Announcer: BUY OUR ZABUZA SWORD, LOOK HOW IT CAN CUT THROUGH RICE PAPER! BUY IT NOW!! WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING WATCHING THIS SHOW?? GO STEAL YOUR PARENT'S WALLETS, RUN TO THE STORE AND BUY THIS, LIKE A NINJA WOULD! THIS SWORD IS SO AWESOME, YOU'RE NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO BUY IT, BUT BUY IT ANYWAY! BUY IT NOW OR YOU SUCK WORSE THAN SAKURA!
Sakura: Hey!
Commercial Announcer: NOW!!!
And then afterwards
Zabuza: Where's my Zabuza sword
Announcer: Oh it's...Hey HOW DID YOU-
Announcer: ndjawuinacniwaincacnaowcnwaocnwacwauifwuiffhi
*In mean while- experiencing technical difficulties* *still hear gore in back*

[X__Sasuke__X]

but that was only one part?


That's what I meant. Sorry. xD

[X__Sasuke__X]

Naruto: Hey Sakura!
Sakura: What?
Naruto: Boot to the head!
Sakura: (goes flying back) Ow!

xD

Naruto: *sees blood* OH BOY! FLOOR KETCHUP!
Neji: Dude, I wouldn't...
Naruto: Mmm... salty.
All: Ewwww...

[Ur Mom]

*the log vs clucky comes on computer*
*300 music starts* *they slowly go to each other*
NO!
Naruro: awww, I really wanted to see that :(

[X__Sasuke__X]

lol, nice!! xD xD xD

[MoonStarNinja4]

I've got another favorite part.

Episode 24
Orochimaru: Kabuto, I have a plan.
Kabuto: What is it, sir?
Orochimaru: I know just the person who could help, but we will have to travel a bit. PACK YOUR BAGS, WE'RE GOING ON A ROAD TRIP!
*scene switches to a truck driving on the road playing load rock music*
Kabuto: WILL YOU TURN THAT MUSIC DOWN!?!
Orochimaru: NEVER!!

[Ur Mom]

Commercial Announcer: BUY OUR ZABUZA SWORD, LOOK HOW IT CAN CUT THROUGH RICE PAPER! BUY IT NOW!! WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING WATCHING THIS SHOW?? GO STEAL YOUR PARENT'S WALLETS, RUN TO THE STORE AND BUY THIS, LIKE A NINJA WOULD! THIS SWORD IS SO AWESOME, YOU'RE NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO BUY IT, BUT BUY IT ANYWAY! BUY IT NOW OR YOU SUCK WORSE THAN SAKURA!
Sakura: Hey!
Commercial Announcer: NOW!!!
Now,... what if BILLY MAY'S DID THIS ADD?! LOL that'd be awesome is what I say

[MoonStarNinja4]

Now,... what if BILLY MAY'S DID THIS ADD?! LOL that'd be awesome is what I say
HAHA! That would be funny!

[X__Sasuke__X]

Yea... that would be awesome!!! xD

[The Makage]

My favorite part has to be...

Gaara: Hm, not bad... I may have a harder time with you than I thought.
*flashes over to Star Wars scene*
Porkins: I'm right with you!
Gaara: No... Porkins! Stay Back!!!
*Sasuke kicks Gaara*
Sasuke: Hey, no outside help.
Gaara: Porkins...! GET OUT OF HERE!!!
*Sasuke uses Chidori*
Gaara: GET OUT PORKINS!
Porkins: I can hold it!
*Sasuke uses Chidori on Porkins, who explodes*
Gaara: You... killed... PORKINS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[X__Sasuke__X]

lol, that part was funny! ^^

[Kibafan006]

I can barely remember any of the parts because about a month ago my parents overheard ONE TINY LITTLE PART of the abriged episode me and Shinedown1 were watching and banned us from it.
So now I cant go on Youtube, Google Videos, or watch Naruto Abriged.
Good times, good times.
It truly was too awesome to rate.

[X__Sasuke__X]

Aww... wait until your home alone then! That's so sad... what part was it?

[Kibafan006]

I had only just finished the guitar hero battle betwen Temari and Sasuke.

[OnyxBlossom]

I've never watched it, and never plan on watching it.

[Sasori of the Red Sand]

I'll put up a poll in a minute.
List your fave part, and rate it!! 1-10. 10 is best, 1 is worst.

Please be appropriate and if your fave part swears... please * it out. Thnxx! ^^I watched the first episode of the series and it really didn't seem all that funny. I like the LittleKuriboh version of it. He's actually funny.

[shinedown1]

I had only just finished the guitar hero battle betwen Temari and Sasuke.NO IT WASN"T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE GOT TO THE SHIPPUDEN!!!!!!!!!!!!! REMEMBER!!!!!!!!! Although we did miss a few becouse our internet sucks. The part in which we got interupted was when konkuruno said: Temari and Garra anrn't the only ones with the power of the- Shino: To late! *Konkuro is covered in bugs and falls down*
Konkuro: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And I gave it a to awsome to rate, so, yah.

[Sasori of the Red Sand]

It's a 9.
Jiraiya: Naruto, I'm going to teach you to walk on water.
Naruto: Like Jesus?
Jiraiya: Yes, like Jesus.
Naruto: ...Was Jesus a ninja?
Jiraiya: Yes Naruto, Jesus was a ninja.That's hilarious! I might have to watch more episodes of this. :p

[X__Sasuke__X]

Yea... NTAS is so funny...

[Memitim]

Never watched it

[X__Sasuke__X]

Woah... Watch it. :cool:

[( Yahiko )]

I heard of this but I too have
never watched it ... I never got into the details about it,
but people i know didn't recommend it when I ask them
so i didn't take a peak, *thinking it was bad* ...

So what is this about anyway?

[X__Sasuke__X]

it's just a hilarious parody on youtube!!!
It swears a bit tho...
They beep out there own S and F words, but leave everything else in. So H, D, B, and A are all in there, as well as saying... well... some disturbing things... :/
But overall, it's so funny!! xD :cool:

[The Makage]

Or in the second episode where Naruto's all just like, "Screw it... let's cut to the part everyone wants to see..... SOFTCORE PORN!"

[MysticGoten]

There are so many parts I can't count:
Here's one:
Naruto: We're going to walk down the street to meet your old friend?
Jiraya: Yes!
Naruto: Can I go back to Kakashi now?
Sasuke: SHARINGANS ONLY, B****!

[amaterasuchidori]

KAKASHI'S FANTABOULOUS FLASHBACK!!!!! it hilarioussssss

[X__Sasuke__X]

There are so many parts I can't count:
Here's one:
Naruto: We're going to walk down the street to meet your old friend?
Jiraya: Yes!
Naruto: Can I go back to Kakashi now?
Sasuke: SHARINGANS ONLY, B****!


haha, that part was funny! xD

[Hinata Hyuga's BestFriend]

Kakashi: "He's about to use his Mangekyo Sharingan. Don't look; I'm the only one who can even stand up to him!"
Asuma: "But why don't you close your eyes, too?"
Kakashi: "Heh, I can take it--OH GOD!!!!" *Screams like a little girl*

Itachi: "Ah, here he is. Behind THIS door." *Opens door* *A woman screams* *Closes door*
Kisame: "I don't think that was the right door."
Itachi: "Shut up."


LOVE IT!!!!!!!!! :lol:

[Shika-fiend]

"I am Gaara....of the funk!!!" *music* *chorus*"GAARA of the FUNK!!!"

[X__Sasuke__X]

That is the awesomist!!!
GAARA OF THE FUNK ROCKS!

[Looney-Lyra]

The rower is amazing. X3 Classic... Also Kakashi's "Moo! Dance cow dance."
...Just classic. XD

[MysticGoten]

KAKASHI's FANTABULOUS FLASHBACK!

[L_Lawliet]

Way too awesome to rate because of....THE LOG!

[Kursed Kreature]

10/10, i love Gamabunta and his Potty mouth, oh and the Zabuza and his muffled voice xD

[X__Sasuke__X]

hah hah!! It has a picture of a cow on it!!!
DANCE COW DANCE!!!!!!

[Leafy]

I like littlekuriboh's NTAS better, but this versions funny too.

[AshBradford]

The series has it's moments, but for the most part the joke are either lame, or feel like inside jokes no one has let me in on. I'm not really a fan. I haven't watched it in ages though, so it may have gotten better.

[Hinata Hyuga's BestFriend]

Oh, I love when Kakashi's like, "You know, logic has a brother. His name is SHUT THE H*** UP!" Haha I love Abridged. Can't wait till the movie! :D

[Deadman]

can anyone tell me exactly what is a naruto abriged????

[X__Sasuke__X]

Oh, I love when Kakashi's like, "You know, logic has a brother. His name is SHUT THE H*** UP!" Haha I love Abridged. Can't wait till the movie! :D


Haha!!! I think Kakashi is my favorite character in the abrdiged series!
Either Kakashi, Gaara, or Sasuke. One of them! xD
They are all too funny in that series!

[Fangerwind]

I give it a 9/10 because since Lk is making is own version and the first one just kicked the @ss out of the first one when posted it and there are 3 of them so far. Also remeber that LK is making a fan-based parody of a fan-based parody.

[Deadman]

no one answered me yet!!!!!!!!

[X__Sasuke__X]

What did you ask?

[NarutoUzumaki12]

I like kakashi's fantabulos flashback.
this was my favorite line

Asuma:Help us Kakashi u sexy sexy man.
Kurenai:kakashi help with with ur P***s

[temvvy]

i love episode 12

[hyugafan555]

Naruto vs Haku

Naruto: know what Haku, u should give up right now!

Haku: ok

[X__Sasuke__X]

Lol!! xD

[Rasen_Chidori]

I love these parts..

3rd- Kakashi, we need to end on something funny, pick up that milk.
Kakashi- Yes sir!
(picks up milk)
Kakashi- Heh heh, it has a picture of a cow on it, heh heh mooooooo.
(shakes milk)
Kakashi- Heh heh moo, haha heh heh dance cow dance.

Shigure- May I please pass?
Gaara- Ok, i'll let you pass, if you beat me at DDR.
Shigure- DDR? But I....
Gaara- GO!
(dance off, Gaara wins)
Gaara- The funk was not with you....DIE!!!!
Gaara- Funk Coffin! NCH NCH NCH OWW

3rd- Holy crap I'm alive! I mean Kakashi, Asuma and Kurenai i'm making you kids take the chunin exams.
Kakashi- Why?
3rd- Because I'm hoping some of them will die, they're annoying, especially Sakura

Kakashi- Don't worry Sasuke, I've done this hundreds of times before.
(reading 'curse mark sealing for dummies')
Kakashi- Creapy summoning circle...check, underage boy with shirt off...check, creapy michal jackson lookalike who likes little boys....cr@p where am I going to get one of those?
Orochimaru- Hello Kakashi.
Kakashi- Sweet!!!

Kakashis' Flantabulus flachback...
Kurenai- save us Kakashi, you sexy sexy man!
Asuma- yeah, save us, you sexy sexy man!
Asuma(real)- OK, I did not say that!
(later on)
Kurenai- Oh no! Kakashi protect me! with your ;););););)!
Asuma- Me too!
Asuma(real)- The hell man!

Sasuke- Now it's my turn!
Kakashi- Bring it goth.
Sasuke- No-one can beat the power of the emo!
Kakashi- Heh heh, no.

Mr. Expendable- I would never hurt Gaara, he is awesome.
Random voice- Gaara S@#ks
Mr. Expendable- You're right I should kill him!
(crushed by sand)
Mr. Expendable- Well, that could have gone better.

Lol I love that series so much!

[shadowrider257]

Zabuza: Oh nice Kakashi person, can you revive me and the pretty lady with the Dragon Balls?

Konohamaru: But then we can't have a flashback episode.
Crowd: YAY!
Konohamaru: :cry: I'm just gonna leave now.
Crowd: YAY!
Naruto: I found Clucky!
Clucky: Kookoo!
Crowd: YAY!
Sakura: I'm gonna do something!
Crowd: .....
Random Ninja: YOU SUCK!

Orochimaru: I am so stealthy. No one could possibly guess that I'm really Orochimaru in disguise.
Random Ninja: Hey Orochimaru, We're getting chinese! You want any?
Orochimaru: I AM NOT OROCHIMARU! I am...um...Steven...VIPER!
Random Ninja: Okay then, "Steven", you want any chinese?
Orochimaru: Yes. General Tso.

Random Ninja #1: Hey guys, the chinese is here.
Random Ninja #2: SWEET! Okay, who got the General Tso?
Random Ninja #3: Oh, that was Oroch-, sorry I mean "Steven".

Kakashi: You see? It sounds like birds. Hehe, tweet.
Sasuke: Sensei, We really need to talk about your creepy obsession with animals.
Kakashi: What? I don't have that at all. Do I Pakkun?
Pakkun: Please don't leave me alone with him!

Gendo: ARE YOU F**KING KIDDING ME!? Was there even a point in this napkin? Tell me: Did I write this napkin for nothing? I stayed up 'till 3 in the mornin' comin' up with this set up and you people can't even have the decency to *sigh* Fine. The next match is Shikamaru vs. Temari.
Shikamaru: But I don't wanna.

Gendo: OH COME ON! First, Sasuke's hours late, Kankurou gives up without even fightin', Shikamaru gives up and now Gaara runs away and you put the audience to sleep!? This is the worst Chuunin Exam ever!
Kakashi: Worse than the year Hokage was drunk?
Hokage: (slurred) Hey guys. You're all awesome! Especially you two bishounen no jutsu guys. And that mummy guy! You know what? You're all Chuunins!

Kankurou: UNCLE EXPENDABLE!!!

Gaara: When I was born, my mother died while giving birth. The doctor said she died of severe funk poisoning.

Gaara: (cameo in YuYu Hakusho Abridged 14) The funk wasn't with you. Don't ever let me catch you online again...OF THE FUNK!

[Vocaloid]

Naruto: "Stop it right there Gaara!...... Of the F-"
Temari: "NO! Nobody's in the mood right now!"
Naruto: "......"
Temari: "......"
Naruto: "Funk!"
Oochi oochoi oochi oochi Naru~to's a d****e!
Naruto: "What the?!"


Naruto: "This'll be a snap! I summon you, Gamabunta!"
Gamabunta: *Appears* "**** YOU!" *Disappears*
Naruto: ".....Oh..well..this is gonna hurt."


I also love the 'Internet/Youtube Celebrity Demons' jokes (i.e., the Kyuubi being The Star Wars Kid, and Shukaku being the Numa Numa Guy). Watch, if they ever get to Shippuuden, one of the demons WILL be Chris Crocker xDD

Orochimaru: "Hello Sasuke..."
Sasuke: "AAH it's Orochi-- Did you steal that shirt from that ninja?
Orochi: *Wearing 'I Am Naruto' shirt* "What? I-it has a charm to it!"
Sasuke: "Yeah, Lucky Charms, because it's fruity, like you."
Orochi: "Oh, what a wit you have. But now it's time to come with me Sasuke...I need you.."
Sasuke: "For my power?!"
Orochi: "....Sure...why not."


Orochimaru: "Now's the perfect timing! Aha! Surprised you, Sarutobi-sensei! Little did you know that I was really Orochimaru in disguise!"
Hiruzen: "Uh...I already knew that from the beginning."
Orochi: "What?! How could you have possibly known?!"
Hiruzen: "You never took of your 'I Am Naruto' shirt."
Orochi: "Shut up it's cool!"

[X__Sasuke__X]

Lol! xD

[Hatake Girl]

naruto abridged is freakin hillarious!!!
so many good parts, im not sure i can pick a favorite.

i really like the rower commercial
Kakashi: (*actual testimony* flashing in the background) if i could gnaw my ears off, i would

i also like kakashi's super flantabulous flashback (or whatever it is called)

i think that the kakashi and iruka special is good too.

*yeah if you havent already noticed, i pretty much like any part with kakashi*

SHARINGANS ONLY BI*CH!

[X__Sasuke__X]

Haha, that's one of my favorite parts!! xD

[kg gangster]

i have no idea what any of this is about

[X__Sasuke__X]

It's a youtube parody. They are very funny! xD

[Hinata Hyuga's BestFriend]

Kakashi: "Okay, so who was the one who thought it would be a good idea to pour coffee all over my face?"
Sakura: "Um, so sensei, who's that girl we saw earlier?"
Kakashi: "Oh, she's from a band of reject mimes. They got kicked out of mime school because they talked--all the time."
Sasuke: "So why'd they kill Zabuza?"
Kakashi: *Grunts an 'I don't know' sound*
Naruto: "I thought you knew everything!"
Kakashi: (very sarcastically) "Oh, yeah, Kakashi knows everything. If we have a problem, Kakashi will help us out. We can't do research ourselves; quick, Kakashi, help us! @$$es."

Kakashi: "Y'know, maybe I should've checked Zabuza more closely."
Naruto: "Why do you say that?"
Kakashi: "I think he's still alive." *Dramatic music*
Naruto: "Yeah, we pretty much knew that."

Kakashi: "As for you two, I want you to run up this tree."
Naruto: (In a whiny voice) "Whyyyyyyyy?"
Kakashi: "Because I ****ing said so."

Kakashi: "Me and Sakura are gonna--"
Naruto: "Sakura and I."
*Kakashi punches Naruto into a tree*
Kakashi: "Anyway, me and Sakura are gonna go back and eat some sweet, sweet rice balls. I mean doughnuts. Stupid Amercianization."

Gato: "I'm gonna touch Zabuza's face for no reason."
Haku: "Like h*** you are!" *Grabs his wrist*
Gato: "Noooooooo! That's my embezzling hand!"
Haku: "Now get out before I make you watch the 4Kids version of One Piece!"
Gato: "You wouldn't have the guts!"
*Theme music comes on*
Henchman: "Haku's not kidding; let's get out of here!" *They leave*
Zabuza: "That was a bit much, don't you think?"
Haku: "Nah. I had Viva Pinata in reserve."
Zabuza: "Geez. You ARE evil."
--All from Abridged Episode 6

Sasuke: "I can't believe he's really gone."
Naruto: "I can't believe it's not butter!" *Somebody punches him* "Ow."
--From Abridged Episode 22

:):D:mrgreen:

[C4 Karura]

There are so many awesome parts, but one of my favorites is:


Sasuke: So... Naruto, what are those things on your face? Are they whiskers, or...

Naruto: Ya know, I have no idea!

[X__Sasuke__X]

Kakashi: "Okay, so who was the one who thought it would be a good idea to pour coffee all over my face?"
Sakura: "Um, so sensei, who's that girl we saw earlier?"
Kakashi: "Oh, she's from a band of reject mimes. They got kicked out of mime school because they talked--all the time."
Sasuke: "So why'd they kill Zabuza?"
Kakashi: *Grunts an 'I don't know' sound*
Naruto: "I thought you knew everything!"
Kakashi: (very sarcastically) "Oh, yeah, Kakashi knows everything. If we have a problem, Kakashi will help us out. We can't do research ourselves; quick, Kakashi, help us! @$$es."

Kakashi: "Y'know, maybe I should've checked Zabuza more closely."
Naruto: "Why do you say that?"
Kakashi: "I think he's still alive." *Dramatic music*
Naruto: "Yeah, we pretty much knew that."

Kakashi: "As for you two, I want you to run up this tree."
Naruto: (In a whiny voice) "Whyyyyyyyy?"
Kakashi: "Because I ****ing said so."

Kakashi: "Me and Sakura are gonna--"
Naruto: "Sakura and I."
*Kakashi punches Naruto into a tree*
Kakashi: "Anyway, me and Sakura are gonna go back and eat some sweet, sweet rice balls. I mean doughnuts. Stupid Amercianization."

Gato: "I'm gonna touch Zabuza's face for no reason."
Haku: "Like h*** you are!" *Grabs his wrist*
Gato: "Noooooooo! That's my embezzling hand!"
Haku: "Now get out before I make you watch the 4Kids version of One Piece!"
Gato: "You wouldn't have the guts!"
*Theme music comes on*
Henchman: "Haku's not kidding; let's get out of here!" *They leave*
Zabuza: "That was a bit much, don't you think?"
Haku: "Nah. I had Viva Pinata in reserve."
Zabuza: "Geez. You ARE evil."
--All from Abridged Episode 6

Sasuke: "I can't believe he's really gone."
Naruto: "I can't believe it's not butter!" *Somebody punches him* "Ow."
--From Abridged Episode 22

:):D:mrgreen:


That last one is one of my favorite parts too!! xD xD
Lol @ Naruto's reply to Sasuke! xD xD
"I can't believe it's not butter!"
Ya know, it kinda seemed like something NTAS Sasuke would say to Naruto, not the other way around. Lol.