09-06-2009, 06:43 PM
So there was this kid from my school named Ian Dawson. He was a jerk and he had only one friend. One day, he disappeared. No one (well as far as I know) knew what happened to him. So me and my friend Marlo decided that he fell off the face of the Earth or something. We started telling people this, then this one girl said "He moved to Delaware." So then me and Marlo were like "DELAWARE!" and then all three of us came up with this story that Ian Dawson fell off the face of the Earth into the black hole known as Delaware. The one girl drew this picture of the Earth and next to it was a spirally black hole which was Delaware. So it wasn't a state. Ian Dawson was in the hole and then below it was the Delaware River of Blood where your blood falls. And so if you make it out alive, you become invisible and no one can ever see you again! So don't be bad or step foot in Delaware! It's a bad place!!!