The Five Art Ninja vs Kakazu and Hidan

[Sai's brother]

Sai/Konan/Deidara/Sasori/Tayuya vs Kakazu and Hidan

[Nick Tasogare]

Why is Tayuya not considered an artist?

[Sai's brother]

Idk, but if she was in this match she'd be the first to die

[Nick Tasogare]

Not really :mad:

[Sai's brother]

Well I ment 'Art' Art not musical art; thats why she isnt here :D

[Nick Tasogare]

Yea, what kind of art did you mean? Sai, Konan, Deidara, and Sasori are different types as well.

[Sai's brother]

Yea, what kind of art did you mean? Sai, Konan, Deidara, and Sasori are different types as well.


But there Similar in a way

There kinda of all like scupltures

[Nick Tasogare]

Sai draws, Konan folds paper, Deidara sculpts, Deidara is performance.

[Sai's brother]

Sai draws, Konan folds paper, Deidara sculpts, Deidara is performance.


What about Sasori?

Sai-[Paint]
Konan-[Paper]
Deidara-[Clay]
Sasori-[Wood/Puppets]

[Nick Tasogare]

Damn, that second Deidara is supposed to be Sasori fail.

[TheViolletteHeart]

Sai draws, Konan folds paper, Deidara sculpts, Deidara is performance.

...I think the last one is supposed to be Sasori.

Well, before Sasori is performance art, his puppet making is art. In a way, all four of them have some kind of art that they actually teach you in Art class.

By the way, the artists win easily.

[Minoru]

Deidara's Side would definetly win!

[Nick Tasogare]

What about Sasori?

Sai-[Paint]
Konan-[Paper]
Deidara-[Clay]
Sasori-[Wood/Puppets]

But again, they are all different in the way the art is. Sai draw pictures, Konan folds paper into Origami, Deidara molds clay into shapes, Sasori builds and "performs" with his puppets, Tayuya plays her music.

[Nick Tasogare]

...I think the last one is supposed to be Sasori.

Well, before Sasori is performance art, his puppet making is art. In a way, all four of them have some kind of art that they actually teach you in Art class.

By the way, the artists win easily.

No doubt, I'm just trying to argue why Tayuya should be there as well.

[Minoru]

Artists win with bearly trying there are alot more of them so they clearly have the upper hand!

[Sai's brother]

No doubt, I'm just trying to argue why Tayuya should be there as well.


Why its too late now xD

and if you do make another thread on this(adding Tayuya) than it would be even more overkill

[Sai's brother]

Artists win with bearly trying there are alot more of them so they clearly have the upper hand!


are you forgetting Kakazu has 5 hearts so its technatilly(spell wrong)

4vs6

[Nick Tasogare]

It's never too late! edit the post, and I can change the title from four to five :p

[Sai's brother]

Ok, do your..............thing

[Minoru]

are you forgetting Kakazu has 5 hearts so its technatilly(spell wrong)

4vs6
that is a good point I forgot (sorta) but still artists would win (unless they started killing eachother)

[TheViolletteHeart]

Artists win with bearly trying there are alot more of them so they clearly have the upper hand!

Well, numbers don't always make a win. What if it was Konohamaru, Udon, Moegi, and Obito vs Killer Bee? Do you really think four genin can take down Killer Bee? No. However, since the larger group is made up of high-level ninja (and Tayuya), they can deffinitely take out two other high-level ninja.

[Nick Tasogare]

Ok, do your..............thing

YAY I win xD

[Sai's brother]

YAY I win xD


-slaps you-

There now were even :D

[Minoru]

Well, numbers don't always make a win. What if it was Konohamaru, Udon, Moegi, and Obito vs Killer Bee? Do you really think four genin can take down Killer Bee? No. However, since the larger group is made up of high-level ninja, they can deffinitely take out two other high-level ninja.
I see what you mean but its more of a fair fight in this case as in ur example....yeah right they have no chance

[Sai's brother]

I see what you mean but its more of a fair fight in this case as in ur example....yeah right they have no chance


........Unless Kono uses Girl on Girl jutsu and killer bee gets a nosebleed while moegi and udon kill him somehow

[Minoru]

........Unless Kono uses Girl on Girl jutsu and killer bee gets a nosebleed while moegi and udon kill him somehow
LOLZ Killer Bee could still kill them WHILE starring at the girl on girl jutsu

[Minoru]

BUT you get my point this thread has more of a fair fight so numbers count alot

[Sai's brother]

LOLZ Killer Bee could still kill them WHILE starring at the girl on girl jutsu


True

Back on topic-Sai's team wins

[Nick Tasogare]

True

Back on topic-Sai's team wins

Tayuya's team wins you mean. xD

[Minoru]

True

Back on topic-Sai's team wins
Completely!

[Sai's brother]

Tayuya's team wins you mean. xD


Ok i can settle this..... The Team of Sai and Tayuya(and the other three people) wins

[Nick Tasogare]

coughTayuyandSaicough

[Minoru]

Ok i can settle this..... The Team of Sai and Tayuya(and the other three people) wins
BUT u didnt use Deidara's acctual name!

[Sai's brother]

They can share and plus S comes before T so sai is first

[Nick Tasogare]

They can share and plus S comes before T so sai is first

Tayuya has more letters, and Tayuya is hotter and older :p

[Minoru]

D is before everyone!

[Sai's brother]

How about 5 Art Ninja Team? There now everyones more happy

They can win by(P.S. A joke of it)Tayuya Plays her flute and Kakazu and Hidan are distracted by the musical tones. Deidara places Three explosive bugs and them.Sasori uses his 100 puppet army.Sai makes them tast Ink. Konan Gives them Paper cuts. Then deidara's explosive bugs go off and since he put three on them kakazu has only 2 hearts left. Then Deidara and Sai make Birds to get there team to safety while Deidara uses C4 and once that explosides kakazu has only one heart left then Sai ties him up with snakes, while Tayuya makes the three demons kill him

[Minoru]

How about 5 Art Ninja Team? There now everyones more happy

They can win by(P.S. A joke of it)Tayuya Plays her flute and Kakazu and Hidan are distracted by the musical tones. Deidara places Three explosive bugs and them.Sasori uses his 100 puppet army.Sai makes them tast Ink. Konan Gives them Paper cuts. Then deidara's explosive bugs go off and since he put three on them kakazu has only 2 hearts left. Then Deidara and Sai make Birds to get there team to safety while Deidara uses C4 and once that explosides kakazu has only one heart left then Sai ties him up with snakes, while Tayuya makes the three demons kill him
What about Hidan?

[Sai's brother]

What about Hidan?


Puppet army attacks him and C4 attacks him

[TheViolletteHeart]

How about 5 Art Ninja Team? There now everyones more happy

They can win by(P.S. A joke of it)Tayuya Plays her flute and Kakazu and Hidan are distracted by the musical tones. Deidara places Three explosive bugs and them.Sasori uses his 100 puppet army.Sai makes them tast Ink. Konan Gives them Paper cuts. Then deidara's explosive bugs go off and since he put three on them kakazu has only 2 hearts left. Then Deidara and Sai make Birds to get there team to safety while Deidara uses C4 and once that explosides kakazu has only one heart left then Sai ties him up with snakes, while Tayuya makes the three demons kill him

Dude, I'm not even sure they would need C4 if Sai tied team zombie up first. C3 should be sufficient.

[Nick Tasogare]

How about 5 Art Ninja Team? There now everyones more happy

They can win by(P.S. A joke of it)Tayuya Plays her flute and Kakazu and Hidan are distracted by the musical tones. Deidara places Three explosive bugs and them.Sasori uses his 100 puppet army.Sai makes them tast Ink. Konan Gives them Paper cuts. Then deidara's explosive bugs go off and since he put three on them kakazu has only 2 hearts left. Then Deidara and Sai make Birds to get there team to safety while Deidara uses C4 and once that explosides kakazu has only one heart left then Sai ties him up with snakes, while Tayuya makes the three demons kill him

The success relies on Tayuyas distraction, Tayuya pwns!

[Sai's brother]

The success relies on Tayuyas distraction, Tayuya pwns!


Everyone had a important role in that battle xD

[Nick Tasogare]

Everyone had a important role in that battle xD

Yea, but they wouldn't have been able to follow through on their roles if TAYUYA hadn't been there to play flute and Genjutsu those two. :p

[Minoru]

Puppet army attacks him and C4 attacks him
hes immortal...

[Sai's brother]

hes immortal...


He cant kill without a body

[Sai's brother]

Yea, but they wouldn't have been able to follow through on their roles if TAYUYA hadn't been there to play flute and Genjutsu those two. :p


They could of

Konan uses her origami
Sasori throws a puppet show

[Nick Tasogare]

They could of

Konan uses her origami
Sasori throws a puppet show

You think paper and wood are gonna defeat immortal man and dismemberment lad? I think NOT! xD

[Sai's brother]

You think paper and wood are gonna defeat immortal man and dismemberment lad? I think NOT! xD


Paper cuts and Splinters

[Nick Tasogare]

Paper cuts and Splinters

Again, I say to you....You really think Paper and Wood are going to defeat Immortal Man and Dismemberment Lad?

[Sai's brother]

Again, I say to you....You really think Paper and Wood are going to defeat Immortal Man and Dismemberment Lad?


No but there a go distraction for Tayuya to save the day :roll:

[Minoru]

He cant kill without a body
oh yeah for got thet Kakuza has to sew him back together... STROY TIME! (its a joke!)Once upon a time there was this lilttle girl she was completly insane her name was Hidan she lived in an insane asylum! now one day Hidan got so emo that she just cut off her own arm. Thats when Kakuza enters. Kakuza always wished to have a daughter of her own so she stole Hidan out of the insane asylum. THEN Kakuza magical took the lilttle girls arm and sewed it back on and thats why Hidan and Kakuza love eachother so much!

THE END

[Nick Tasogare]

So you admit defeat? *stands triumphantly on a rock*

[Sai's brother]

oh yeah for got thet Kakuza has to sew him back together... STROY TIME! (its a joke!)Once upon a time there was this lilttle girl she was completly insane her name was Hidan she lived in an insane asylum! now one day Hidan got so emo that she just cut off her own arm. Thats when Kakuza enters. Kakuza always wished to have a daughter of her own so she stole Hidan out of the insane asylum. THEN Kakuza magical took the lilttle girls arm and sewed it back on and thats why Hidan and Kakuza love eachother so much!

THE END


C4 wont enough leave remains to be sewed back

[Sai's brother]

So you admit defeat? *stands triumphantly on a rock*


*pushes you off*

ok you won :roll:

[in mind-...nope you lost :twisted:]

[Nick Tasogare]

*pushes you off*

ok you won :roll:

[in mind-...nope you lost :twisted:]

*telepathically* I'm a telepathic X-Man, along with telekinesis and phasing, and explain to me how I didn't win...

[Minoru]

C4 wont enough leave remains to be sewed back
I know also Kakuza will be dead

my story probly really sucked so feel free to chuck some tamotoes at me!

[Sai's brother]

*telepathically* I'm a telepathic X-Man, along with telekinesis and phasing, and explain to me how I didn't win...


no you explain how i didnt win (Tech. we both won since its the same team)

[Nick Tasogare]

no you explain how i didnt win (Tech. we both won since its the same team)

I was arguing that Tayuya was the most important in this battle.

[Sai's brother]

I was arguing that Tayuya was the most important in this battle.

How about there all as important?

[TheViolletteHeart]

Okay, here's how it goes:

Hidan: IMMA F***ING KILL YOU, BIATCHES!!!
Sasori: *cuts Hidan's head off with poisoned tail*
Deidara: *chucks clay bombs that are more powerful than paper bombs at Hidan*
Hidan: Aw, s***
Sai: *traps Kakuzu and makes bird to fly Tayuya to safety*
Konan: *makes wings to fly self to safety*
Deidara: *makes clay bird to fly Sasori to safety and then drops C3 on Kakuzu* Katsu!
Sasori: *is lowered back to ground, then injects poison into Kakuzu.

Then, the poison takes out the second heart. But wait! Since the poison is still in his bloodstream, it travels from one heart to the next, slowly killing him!

[Nick Tasogare]

Okay, here's how it goes:

Hidan: IMMA F***ING KILL YOU, BIATCHES!!!
Sasori: *cuts Hidan's head off with poisoned tail*
Deidara: *chucks clay bombs that are more powerful than paper bombs at Hidan*
Hidan: Aw, s***
Sai: *traps Kakuzu and makes bird to fly Tayuya to safety*
Konan: *makes wings to fly self to safety*
Deidara: *makes clay bird to fly Sasori to safety and then drops C3 on Kakuzu* Katsu!
Sasori: *is lowered back to ground, then injects poison into Kakuzu.

Then, the poison takes out the second heart. But wait! Since the poison is still in his bloodstream, it travels from one heart to the next, slowly killing him!

Ahem...I reject your reality and substitute my own:

Tayuya: Wow....you guys are morons *plays flute*
Kakuzu+Hidan: *in a Genjutsu*
Sasori: *hits them with poison needles*
Sai: *draws flames on them*
Konan: *gives Sai paper to draw on*
Deidara: *places clay on them*


KABOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!

Whole Art Group: THANKS TAYUYA!! Without you, we wouldn't have been able to defeat them so quickly!
Tayuya: Ahh, I know, resume praising.

[Minoru]

Okay, here's how it goes:

Hidan: IMMA F***ING KILL YOU, BIATCHES!!!
Sasori: *cuts Hidan's head off with poisoned tail*
Deidara: *chucks clay bombs that are more powerful than paper bombs at Hidan*
Hidan: Aw, s***
Sai: *traps Kakuzu and makes bird to fly Tayuya to safety*
Konan: *makes wings to fly self to safety*
Deidara: *makes clay bird to fly Sasori to safety and then drops C3 on Kakuzu* Katsu!
Sasori: *is lowered back to ground, then injects poison into Kakuzu.

Then, the poison takes out the second heart. But wait! Since the poison is still in his bloodstream, it travels from one heart to the next, slowly killing him!
*sigh* you just gotta take all the fun out of argueing...

[Sai's brother]

Ahem...I reject your reality and substitute my own:

Tayuya: Wow....you guys are morons *plays flute*
Kakuzu+Hidan: *in a Genjutsu*
Sasori: *hits them with poison needles*
Sai: *draws flames on them*
Konan: *gives Sai paper to draw on*
Deidara: *places clay on them*


KABOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!

Whole Art Group: THANKS TAYUYA!! Without you, we wouldn't have been able to defeat them so quickly!
Tayuya: Ahh, I know, resume praising.


that made me laugh a little :lol:

[Minoru]

Ahem...I reject your reality and substitute my own:

Tayuya: Wow....you guys are morons *plays flute*
Kakuzu+Hidan: *in a Genjutsu*
Sasori: *hits them with poison needles*
Sai: *draws flames on them*
Konan: *gives Sai paper to draw on*
Deidara: *places clay on them*


KABOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!

Whole Art Group: THANKS TAYUYA!! Without you, we wouldn't have been able to defeat them so quickly!
Tayuya: Ahh, I know, resume praising.
DANG KONAN DEFINETLY HAD THE BIGGEST PART THERE!!!!!!(u r not adam!)

[TheViolletteHeart]

*sigh* you just gotta take all the fun out of argueing...

...I was trying to be funny...I guess I failed...-_- Imma go crawl in a hole now...

[Nick Tasogare]

...I was trying to be funny...I guess I failed...-_- Imma go crawl in a hole now...

*glomps Snowflake*

[Minoru]

...I was trying to be funny...I guess I failed...-_- Imma go crawl in a hole now...
No u didnt fail u got a...D+ JK:mrgreen:

[Nick Tasogare]

...I was trying to be funny...I guess I failed...-_- Imma go crawl in a hole now...

Here Listen to this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir2Sg_8hC3w)

[Minoru]

Im not falling for a link!!!!!!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nick Tasogare]

Im not falling for a link!!!!!!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was meant for Snowflake anyways.....>.>

[Minoru]

ok doesnt really matter

[Fan of Minato]

have to say, that the art 5 would win.

[Kuromaki]

Sasori solos.

[J-Sun Tasogare]

Sasori solos.
diedara makes birds for everyone so they can fly away then uses c4 dead

[Miles Edgeworth]

Left side wins, heck, only Deidara and Sasori are necessary to beat Hidan and Kakuzu. Iron Sand and C4 could easily take both of them out.

Adding in Sai, Konan, and Tayuya is OVERKILL.