Turn ^ into a memetic badass

[Shinagato]

You know the Chuck Norris Facts meme?
Do that, but boast about the member above you.
e.g.
"Shinagato can count to infinity."
"Shukketsu can see black holes."
"God is everywhere except where Fukai Tsumi is."

[Shukketsu]

Shinagato isn't made of matter, because he doesn't give a ;);););).

[Shinagato]

Shukketsu got in a breath-holding contest and the air lost.

[Gaara-Shukaku]

Shinagato had unpretected intercourse. And chlamydia got Shinagato

[Shinagato]

People play god. God plays Gaara-Shukaku.

[Shisko Shi]

Ready your butt holes, because a new shariff is in town. - Shingato

[Gaara-Shukaku]

Shisko Shi killed 100 people with a grenade.....and then it exploded

[Shinagato]

Gaara-Shukaku completed Cortana LASO with a plasma pistol.

[KyuubiAkatsuki]

Shinegato stared at the sun at the sun went blind.

[Cyl]

KyuubiAkatsuki tripped and the ground got hurt.

[Shikamaru Nara]

Cyl got molested.

[Noctis Arashi]

Shikamaru Nara always pisses in the direction he wants.

[Shisko Shi]

Superman wears Noctis Arashi Underwear.

[Shikamaru Nara]

Shisko Shi recognizes Shikamaru Nara as a badass.

[The Second Pornkage]

Shikamaru Nara is a Russian Roulette champion. His record? 84-6

[Shikamaru Nara]

The Second Pornkage is a Russian Roulette Robot. His record? 69-0

[Cyl]

Cyl got molested.

what why.

[Shikamaru Nara]

ididit

[The Second Pornkage]

Shikamaru once had sex with a truck on a whim. The result is now known as Optimus Prime

[Shisko Shi]

Shisko Shi recognizes Shikamaru Nara as a badass.

Sound like you just made your self the BA lol

Pornkage heared about global warmming, Took his shirt off and now Lava has replaced water.

I just thought of that lol

[loganace]

^ a gun shot Shisko shi in the face, The gun exploded because it knew what it had attempted to do, and knew this was it's master.

[Shisko Shi]

Loganace was asked to have about with Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris fainte and wet him self by just the thought of him.

[loganace]

After that happened, Shisko shi tore of Chuck Noris's mustache and beard, tried it on, and decided it wasn't cool enough for him. Chuck Norris was amazed you even considered it.

[Cyl]

Loganance farted, The Big Bang.

[Shisko Shi]

(Haha this will never get old.)

Cyl was in all 6 of the Stwar Wars movies..... As the force.

[loganace]

( I got two in a row XD)
Shisko Shi doesn't need me to turn him into a memetic badass, he already is one.

[Shisko Shi]

Loganace ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.

[loganace]

Shisko Played a knock knock joke, The door was into the underworld.

[Shisko Shi]

I don't need to tell you Loganace, any more and the world will end.

[loganace]

Shisko shi, the world already ended, you just don't care enough to make sure.

[Shisko Shi]

Loganace gave God the idea to creat the world.

[The Second Pornkage]

Shisko's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries

[Shisko Shi]

God created man in his image, God created himself in Pornkages image.

[Shinagato]

Shisko Shi doesn't have a heart. The blood already knows what to do.

[Ino's Girl]

Shinagato ran out of toilet paper. He used his chest hair instead.

>.>

[Shinagato]

Ino's Girl destroyed Cthulhu's mind.

[Bombs266]

(lol, i got to try this, but i'll be failed.)

Shinagato said hi to chuck norris, who was from then know as hi.

(see, told you i'd fail)

[Gaara-Shukaku]

Bombs266 can throw a paper plane into space

[loganace]

Gaara-Shukaku redefined the word redefined, before it was Shakespeare's maiden name.

[Shinagato]

Loganace once walked out of the event horizon of a black hole.

[Gaara-Shukaku]

Shinagato can win a game of chess in one move

[Shinagato]

Gaara-Shukaku can deep-throat a lightning strike.

[Blind Uchiha]

Shinagato simply walked into Mordor.

[The Second Pornkage]

Blind Uchiha killed two stones with one bird.

[Shinagato]

The red spot on Jupiter is where The Second Pornkage punched it.

[Bombs266]

Shinagato was the first man on the moon, how do you think it got it's craters?

[Noctis Arashi]

Bombs266 once managed to put me slightly off-balance.

[Shisko Shi]

Noctis Arashi was once considered a Super Power among countries, but even that title was to weak.

Noctis Arashi created God as God greated man, So Noctis created everything.

[Bombs266]

(don't get the one about me there...)

Shisko got married with Odin....and Odin was the bride.

[Shinagato]

Armageddon was scheduled, but Bombs266 wanted a lie-in.

[Gaara-Shukaku]

Shinagato can walk up the stairs and be on the same floor

[konoha chimp]

Gaara-shukaku died a year ago.. death just doesn't have the courage to tell him yet

[Shinagato]

konoha chimp's pulse is used to time atomic clocks.

[konoha chimp]

Shinagato can break water in half

[Shinagato]

konoha chimp's Magikarp once OHK'd a Tyrannitar with Splash.

[konoha chimp]

Shinagato can cause a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together

[Shinagato]

Konoha Chimp can make snow angels in a concrete slab.

[Gaara-Shukaku]

Shinagato uses Microsoft Points to change his name on the Nintendo 64.

[Shinagato]

Gaara-Shukaku doesn't step on toes. He steps on necks.

[Gaara-Shukaku]

In monopoly you pay Shinagato to stay off your property.

[Shinagato]

Every space Gaara-Shukaku puts a tile on in Scrabble is a triple word score.

[Gaara-Shukaku]

Shinagato can whistle in 5 different languages

[Shinagato]

Gaara-Shukaku doesn't bench. He stadiums.

[Gaara-Shukaku]

There is a sign on the dog house saying beware of Shinagato

[Shinagato]

Gaara-Shukaku can tear a FaceBook page.

[Gaara-Shukaku]

Shinagato strangled a duck, with an atom

[Shinagato]

Gaara-Shukaku once uppercutted a horse. Thus, we have giraffes.

[Gaara-Shukaku]

Shinagato knows where Sasquatch is

[Shinagato]

Gaara-Shukaku can chafe the balls off of a lion with his stare.

[Gaara-Shukaku]

A bulletproof vest is an imitation of Shinagato's beard.

[Shinagato]

Gaara-Shukaku is the reason Wally is hiding.

[Gaara-Shukaku]

Shinagato once kicked a snake in the knee.

[Shinagato]

For Gaara-Shukaku , everything is remote control. Everything.

[Gaara-Shukaku]

Shinagato roundhouse kicked a football and it scored 7 times.

[Shinagato]

Gaara-Shukaku can mud-wrestle in lava.

[Gaara-Shukaku]

Shinagato found Private Ryan...before he joined the Army

[Shinagato]

The iceberg is a myth. Gaara-Shukaku sunk the titanic to punish the hubris of man.

[Gaara-Shukaku]

Shinagato once kicked an ant in the balls.

[Shinagato]

Gaara-Shukaku never follows through. The turd doesn't dare drop out.

[Gaara-Shukaku]

Shinagato watched a 2 hour film in one second and recited every word.

[Shinagato]

Gaara-Shukaku can do the million man march by himself. Without participating.

[Gaara-Shukaku]

Shinagato got a straight flush with one card.

[Shinagato]

Gaara-Shukaku discovered the components of a quark.

[Gaara-Shukaku]

Shinagato can swim in mid air.

[Shinagato]

It's Gaara-Shukaku who keeps the doctor away.

[Gaara-Shukaku]

Shinagato one wrote the decloration of independence with a pencill case.

[Shinagato]

There is a secret gate after the gate of death - the gate of Gaara-Shukaku.

[konoha chimp]

Ghosts sit around campfires and tell Gaara-Shukaku stories

[Gaara-Shukaku]

Shinagato made a banana split with a mongoose.

[Shinagato]

Gaara-Shukaku can eat a banana without looking gay.

[konoha chimp]

When Shinagato plays Nazi zombies its the zombies who build barriers

[Gaara-Shukaku]

Shinagato can have a poo with no bum

[Shinagato]

Gaara-Shukaku comprehended infinity - and found it lacking.

[Gaara-Shukaku]

Shinagato can swat a fly with a chicken

[konoha chimp]

When Gaara-Shukaku does a push up, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down

[Shinagato]

Invertebrates grow a backbone in the presence of Konoha Chimp.

[Gaara-Shukaku]

Shinagato is connected to the internet via toothbrush

[konoha chimp]

Gaara can win a game of 4 in a row with only 3 turns

[Gaara-Shukaku]

konoha chimp can talk to a refrigerator via telephone

[Bombs266]

When Alexandra Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Gaara-Shukaku

[Shinagato]

Bombs266 can draw a triangle with four edges and five faces.

[Gaara-Shukaku]

Shinagato drew a portrait of himself with a pack of wotsits.

[Shinagato]

Gaara-Shukaku once caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.

[Gaara-Shukaku]

Shinagato says no to gravity.

[Shinagato]

Gaara-Shukaku passes all tests because no-one questions him.

[Gaara-Shukaku]

Shinagato gives grades to the teachers.

[Shinagato]

Gaara-Shukaku has three square meals a day - blood, sweat and tears.

[Gaara-Shukaku]

Shinagato can kick start a car

[Shinagato]

Gaara-Shukaku can hot wire a lemon. And drive it.

[Gaara-Shukaku]

Shinagato, can cut through a car with a butter knife

[Shinagato]

Gaara-Shukaku doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.

[Gaara-Shukaku]

When playing Blackjack Shinagato asks for another card on 21. And wins every time.

[Shinagato]

Gaara-Shukaku can quick scope. With a pocket knife.

[Gaara-Shukaku]

Shinagato can cut someone's arm of with a sphere.

[Shinagato]

Halo was originally a story about Gaara-Shukaku's life, but the project manager told them to tone it way, way down.

[Gaara-Shukaku]

Shinagato completed Halo 4 SLASO with no clothes on and a compass.

[Shinagato]

Gaara-Shukaku can dodge rain.

[Gaara-Shukaku]

Shinagato can dodge a tsunami by sitting their....in his speedos

[Shinagato]

Dodgeballs dodge Gaara-Shukaku. Unless he doesn't want them to.

[Gaara-Shukaku]

Shinagato eats pringles for breakfast.

[Shinagato]

Gaara-Shukaku was once bitten by a rattlesnake. After three days of agony, the rattlesnake died.

[Bombs266]

Great britian used to just be Britain.....Intill Shintago liked it on facebook

[Shisko Shi]

Bombs266 was bitten by as King Cobra, for 5 long and painful nights the Cobra finally died.

[Bombs266]

Shisko will Strangle you....With a cordless phone.

[Shinagato]

A tyrannosaurus skeleton was unearthed recently. Injuries in the bones were consistent with the punches of Bombs266.

[Gaara-Shukaku]

Shinagato can lock his doors with his toe nails.

[Shinagato]

Gaara-Shukaku can hear light.

[Gaara-Shukaku]

Shinagato on Call of Duty Black Ops won the first round of search and destroy with 8 kills.

[Shinagato]

Gaara-Shukaku once said "open sesame!" and a tunnel to the centre of the Earth opened up.

[Gaara-Shukaku]

Shinagato can beat phil taylor with one dart.

[Shinagato]

Gaara-Shukaku can get a home run without moving.

[Gaara-Shukaku]

Shinagato can win a game of football on his own....against manchester uinted

[Shinagato]

Gaara-Shukaku can square the circle.

[Gaara-Shukaku]

Shinagato goes to the sun when he wants a little tan.

[Shinagato]

Gaara-Shukaku killed a cockroach.

[Gaara-Shukaku]

Shinagato spread butter on his toast with a vacuum.

[Shinagato]

Gaara-Shukaku can cook steak in a freezer.

[joon61]

Shinagato blew up the wolrd just by snapping his fingers, and lived.

[Gaara-Shukaku]

Violin strings are made from joon61's beard.

[joon61]

Gaara-shukaku jumped off of a 9,000,000 foot building and landed in the sewers, and lived.

[Spectual]

Joon61 can slam a revolving door.

[joon61]

Spectual can destroy a building just by winking.

[Gaara-Shukaku]

TNT was invented for joon61 for when they had indigestion.

[Shinagato]

Gaara-Shukaku's skin can scratch a shark.

[Gaara-Shukaku]

Shinagato once played with Lego.. the result was the Great Pyramids.

[Shinagato]

Gaara-Shukaku went spelunking in the Mammoth Caves once. He said that it was a bit too bright and small down there.

[joon61]

Shinagato became a god after a long journey.

[Shinagato]

joon61 can project a fist from every orifice.

[Bombs266]

Old maid-Remember when shintago played with those toy books?


Other old maid-What? you mean the library of Alexandria?

[Shinagato]

Willis was talking about Bombs266.

[konoha chimp]

Shinagato has his own gravitational pull because gravity just wants to be around him

[Sharinganshinobi223]

konoha chimp can keep the same appearance, but have the same disease-resisting, tree-climbing, athletic prowess of a chimp!

[Gaara-Shukaku]

Sharinganshinobi223 has two eyes, and posses the sharingan, byakugan and the rinnegan.

[konoha chimp]

Gaara-Shukaku taught Gaara how to build sand castles

[Gaara-Shukaku]

konoha chimp can do hand signs and chakra release, catch people in illusions like Itachi....with taijutsu

[Taka-hebi1]

Gaara can make shield out of sand and use them as weapons

[Shinagato]

Taka-hebi once walked into a bar. He felt no pain, but the building collapsed.

[Gaara-Shukaku]

Shinagato once flew to America underground.

[Shinagato]

Gaara-Shukaku can breathe in vacuum.

[Ino's Girl]

Shinagato doesn't use eyedrops. He uses lemon acid.

[Gaara-Shukaku]

Ino's Girl can go to Burger King and she will get a Big Mac

[Sharinganshinobi223]

Gaara-Shukaku can manipulate sand and Shukaku's claws, just like Gaara in Shippuden!

[Gaara-Shukaku]

Sharinganshinobi223 can use the Rinnegan to copy Jutsu's

[Shinagato]

Gaara-Shukaku can eat a whole cow in ten seconds.

[konoha chimp]

The toilet thanks Shinagato after he uses it

[Sharinganshinobi223]

^Can use Summoning Jutsu to summon giant chimps, like King Kong!

[Shinagato]

Physics are now called Sharinganshinobi223. Appropriately, the laws of physics are now called the laws of Sharinganshinobi223. Good luck breaking them.

[Divine Rush]

rock lee and guy would be no where in their life's if shin wasn't their sensei :)

[Shinagato]

The Halley's comet is periodic because it has a tradition of greeting Divine Rush since before the evolution of humans.

[Divine Rush]

The Halley's comet is periodic because it has a tradition of greeting Divine Rush since before the evolution of humans.
even god shakes in fear of the name shinagato

[Shinagato]

Divine Rush's unown used Aura Sphere and you can be damn sure it was STAB-boosted and super-effective.

[Divine Rush]

shinagato used a winged dragon of ra and won the battle

[Shinagato]

Screw a needle in a haystack, Divine Rush can find a blade of dried grass in a stack of needles. In three seconds. With his bare hands. Without injury.

[Divine Rush]

shin is a caterpie that kills off a blastouise at lvl 100

[Shinagato]

Divine Rush can kick an owl in the arm.