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topchef
11-20-2012, 06:13 PM
Mewtwo and Mew vs Current Madara and Obito
They're all fighting to the death and the fight takes place in the Pokemoneverse but of course the Almighty Jesus Mewtwo doesn't know anything about them.

Klaire
11-20-2012, 06:14 PM
The title makes me believe that youve got some serious built up rage. xD

Forum alt
11-20-2012, 06:14 PM
He's a naruto wanker :/

ILIKEPIE
11-20-2012, 06:19 PM
we usally do a good job here by not having pokemon battle other verse because it causes problems

Rasen_Chidori
11-20-2012, 06:19 PM
Bestiality is wrong.

Sagepain
11-20-2012, 06:20 PM
Wrong section. Should be Multiverse if its a fight.

Mewtwo mind wipes.

EDIT: nvm it was moved now.

BoxHead
11-20-2012, 06:21 PM
Isn't Mew basically the Pokemon version of the ending to 2001: A Space Oddyssey? :lol:

Noctis Arashi
11-20-2012, 06:24 PM
Mewtwo looks at them, immediately knows everything about them, makes them forget who they are, and makes them fight each other. Mew really isn't needed.

Devils Lawyer
11-20-2012, 06:41 PM
Tobi *throws pokeball* "juubi I choose you"

topchef
11-20-2012, 06:42 PM
I'm not a Naruto wanker but I hate Pokemon wankers and I'm tired of people always saying Mewtwo would win. There isn't a single VS thread where Mewtwo loses and you Pokemon wankers can never bring any good arguments to the table other than "he can mindwipe them." Mewtwo doesn't have any feats to back up that he is immune to to mental attacks as well. What feats are there that proves Tsuyukomi will have 0 effect on him? Wankers ruined Pokemon for me.

Sagepain
11-20-2012, 06:47 PM
^ Prove Madara uses Tsukoyomi.
In all his fights he has never used it.

Either way Mewtwo makes him forget how to do anything via mind wipe anyway.

Mew teleports them away from the fight.

Noctis Arashi
11-20-2012, 06:49 PM
I'm not a Naruto wanker but I hate Pokemon wankers and I'm tired of people always saying Mewtwo would win. There isn't a single VS thread where Mewtwo loses and you Pokemon wankers can never bring any good arguments to the table other than "he can mindwipe them." Mewtwo doesn't have any feats to back up that he is immune to to mental attacks as well. What feats are there that proves Tsuyukomi will have 0 effect on him? Wankers ruined Pokemon for me.
Mewtwo disabled all of the pokemon in the area, entirely, including mindraping an alakazam, which has an IQ that exceeds 5000.

It also whipped up a potentially life-wiping storm with it's mind. So there's that.

Devils Lawyer
11-20-2012, 06:51 PM
He can't use tsukiyomi but he can kamui. Nevermind though because juubi uses roar.

megabbaut
11-20-2012, 07:07 PM
^Kamui wouldn't work because Mewtwo can learn Protect.

Frost ninja
11-20-2012, 07:12 PM
Considering the Mewtwo and Mew in question are in G1, Roar doesn't have the swap effect. Juubi would be captured thus it wouldn't be a "wild" pokemon, and since Mewtwo is seen firing his own attacks without need of a trainer, it can be assumed he can be placed as a psuedo trainer of himself much like Meowth can.

Mind wipe isn't the only argument we have, considering he has psychic powers to casually toss around a herd of Tauros (Likely a dozen or so tons more heavy than Madara), fire beams that turn people into stone, giganuke a laboratory by simply waking up... Deflecting Hyper beams, the likeness of which has been shown some pretty hefty destructive feats. Mass hypnotizing and memory erasure of practically the entire world.

Then, of course, theres the simple mindwipe in question. Considering he did indeed beat an Alakazam (IQ 5000+) without much effort in a mental power battle, its not entirely out of the question to assume he could go so far as to wipe out two slow (by comparison) ninjas.

321zigzag3
11-20-2012, 07:13 PM
It also whipped up a potentially life-wiping storm with it's mind. So there's that.

Apparently this was english dub only.


The mental erasure was also limited to mainly regional, or the island and surounding areas.

Devils Lawyer
11-20-2012, 07:44 PM
Tobi sends out another pokeball. "Madara I choose you".Madara uses sleep. A.k.a poppies.

321zigzag3
11-20-2012, 08:05 PM
The funny thing is that in the anime Dialga and Palkia actually made an universe.

Frost ninja
11-20-2012, 08:47 PM
The mental erasure was also limited to mainly regional, or the island and surounding areas.

Not entirely true. If we base this off of the map prospect, it affected Ash's mom and Professor Oak all the way in Pallet Town as well as anyone watching the news, presumably broadcast along a very very massive area considering the severity.

Considering no one remembers it at all, it makes one think of the span of the mind wiping.

321zigzag3
11-20-2012, 08:56 PM
Not entirely true. If we base this off of the map prospect, it affected Ash's mom and Professor Oak all the way in Pallet Town as well as anyone watching the news, presumably broadcast along a very very massive area considering the severity.

Delia and Oak were in the 1st movie?

I don't remember this.

Devils Lawyer
11-20-2012, 09:27 PM
Pokemon is really ridiculious planetary beings getting caught in a pokeball what the hell. But I gotta admit they have a lot of individuals capable of wiping out verses like db and above.

BMC1994
11-20-2012, 11:03 PM
^ Prove Madara uses Tsukoyomi.
In all his fights he has never used it.

Either way Mewtwo makes him forget how to do anything via mind wipe anyway.

Mew teleports them away from the fight.

Tsukuyomi is as we know from both sasuke and itachi is one of two requirements for susano'o (the other one being amaterasu). Since madara pretty much spams susanoo as much as he likes he is able to use it.

Why do people keep forgetting this?

He can't use tsukiyomi but he can kamui. Nevermind though because juubi uses roar.

Thats obito. He on the other hand has never shown anything like susanoo so there no proof at all he can use it.

mosquito mex
11-21-2012, 10:18 AM
Madara and Obito have some pretty tricky abilities. its understood that maybe they are not the most popular of characters on some boards, and thus they tend to be picked on, but don't downplay their abilities

Sagepain
11-21-2012, 10:24 AM
Tsukuyomi is as we know from both sasuke and itachi is one of two requirements for susano'o (the other one being amaterasu). Since madara pretty much spams susanoo as much as he likes he is able to use it.

Why do people keep forgetting this?



Thats obito. He on the other hand has never shown anything like susanoo so there no proof at all he can use it.

^ Yes, thats true but we have never actually seen him use it. I mean via powerscaling you can assume its better then Itachis but thats pretty much it.

In the end though it doesin't even seem to be something he does in any way at all. Whether he's IC or with the intent to kill.

Mewtwo could still mindwipe before he uses it btw.

mosquito mex
11-21-2012, 10:28 AM
wait why would obito even want to use susano in the first place? kamui is pretty clearly by far the most versatile sharingan technique

321zigzag3
11-21-2012, 02:51 PM
I always thought sharingan could offer some type of rudimentary mental defense at least.

It did resist ORochimaru's soul takeover as well. Just pulling it out there.

Mind is the best weapon but its really Mewtwo's best weapon.
If you take it away Team Pokemon's chances decreases by a lot.

Its funny thought legendary pokemon in the anime tends to have the stronger counterparts well depending which ones actually.

PrinceofPeace
11-21-2012, 03:57 PM
Mind is the best weapon but its really Mewtwo's best weapon.
If you take it away Team Pokemon's chances decreases by a lot.

Its.
Yeah but too bad it can't be taken away soooooooooo

321zigzag3
11-21-2012, 03:58 PM
If you take Mindwipe away, the Uchiha Team should be able to win, in fact much more likely I believe.

Sagepain
11-21-2012, 04:01 PM
Mewtwo can learn Earthquake and and other enviromental attacks.

Mew can just teleport them away just like Obito would try.

ILIKEPIE
11-21-2012, 04:06 PM
mew also has transform to really mess with them using their own attacks against them is always funny

Devils Lawyer
11-21-2012, 08:08 PM
So what is stopping team magic eyeballs from hitting Mew with regular sharigan genjutsu.

Sagepain
11-21-2012, 08:28 PM
The fact that they would be mindwiped? or teleported? or Physically not able to open there eyes because Mewtwo and Mews psychic powers are keeping them shut tight?

Mewtwo would know what they are capable of via telepathy.