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BoxHead
09-30-2012, 10:54 AM
Restrictions: Naruto is 5 years old and is neglected by any living organism, but has Shounen Protagonist syndrome that makes him a quirky food-loving character, who is hell bent on eating any piece of edible material. Kurama is too manically depressed to fight and is now in a perpetual comatose state.

Magneto is a potato who is unable to attack except magnetically throw a rusty spork.

Distance: 3 meters

GOGOGOGO

WishfulFairie
09-30-2012, 10:57 AM
Naruto eats Magneto
The end

BoxHead
09-30-2012, 10:57 AM
But how will he protect himelf against the spoon? Magneto could always throw it at his jugular.

WishfulFairie
09-30-2012, 11:00 AM
Potatoes cannot throw that hard

megabbaut
09-30-2012, 11:00 AM
Kurama breaks out of Naruto and eats the potato along with the spoon

BoxHead
09-30-2012, 11:01 AM
Potatoes cannot throw that hard
Magnetism :ugeek:

I feel as if I should tweak the OP a bit. The spoon is now a spork ,and Kurama is disabled for obvious reasons.

WishfulFairie
09-30-2012, 11:05 AM
Potatoes don't have brains

And Box! Quit tweaking! Sporks are spoons with a bad haircut and obesed forks

BoxHead
09-30-2012, 11:06 AM
Magneto does.

Yes, but they have points :geek:

WishfulFairie
09-30-2012, 11:08 AM
Naruto catches the spork and uses it to eat Magneto

BoxHead
09-30-2012, 11:09 AM
Catches? HA. Someone obviously hasn't read X-Men.

WishfulFairie
09-30-2012, 11:15 AM
Naruto is hyper, at the age of being 5 and he's super hyper.
Since he won't catch he'll dodge and no magneto cannot make the spork follow naruto because you said "throw"

Nigoyukai
09-30-2012, 02:20 PM
Naruto gets a spork in his head.

Uchiha Sora
09-30-2012, 07:26 PM
Magneto loses for not having a respiratory/cardiac system. Or nervous system.

BoxHead
09-30-2012, 07:30 PM
Doesn't matter. He can still throw the spork.

Just imagine him as a sentient tuber.:ugeek:

Uchiha Sora
09-30-2012, 07:32 PM
Naruto rushes Mangeto and rips him apart regardless of the spork being rammed through his chest :lol:

WishfulFairie
09-30-2012, 07:33 PM
What?! NO!
He is a POTATO!!!!!!
A potato with magic powers. He cannot see, smell, hear, taste, touch nor sense in any way!!!! So he doesn't know where to aim that blasted spork!

HokageSoulReaper
09-30-2012, 07:38 PM
Magneto says ''Welcome to Die'' and it's over

WishfulFairie
09-30-2012, 07:41 PM
Magneto says ''Welcome to Die'' and it's over

Oh so the potato talks now too?
*watch as I laugh and cry at the purpose of this thread*
:lol: :cry:

HokageSoulReaper
09-30-2012, 08:03 PM
I am assuming Magneto as potato can talk, Box only said his only limitation was that he could only attack with a rusty spork with his magnetic powers

The Immortal Watch Dog
09-30-2012, 08:14 PM
Potatoes cannot throw that hard

Magnetos used magnetism to throw planets the size of Jupiter at people

he's flung peoples houses at space stations at light speed

magpotato can toss a fork at FTL velocities just fine

Bradley
09-30-2012, 08:36 PM
Magneto sets a trap. Just as Naruto is about to eat him, he extracts all the iron particles from the potato and sprays them in Naruto's face, puncturing his eyes and severing his spinal cord.

BoxHead
09-30-2012, 08:54 PM
He can't. He just has a spork. Otherwise, Potato magneto could solo NV by ripping the iron out of their bodies.

Frost ninja
09-30-2012, 10:52 PM
Magtatonito?

shinigan no sora
10-01-2012, 02:19 PM
So basically were dealing with a homicidal FTL mutant potato and a 5 year old ethiopian with blonde hair


And I thot i'd seen it all. :lol:

BoxHead
10-02-2012, 04:08 PM
This isn't getting locked. This is a serious debate, guise.

WishfulFairie
10-02-2012, 04:32 PM
You telling me....that a thread about a potato with superpowers vs a hungry 5yr old is serious......? Mkay

THE susanoo
10-02-2012, 04:38 PM
magnepotato picks its self up with the spork and floats above naruto, laughing? not sure if it can.... untill he starves to death

BoxHead
10-02-2012, 04:39 PM
That's the smartest thing that's been posted.