View Full Version : Multiverse: Naruto vs. Magneto

09-30-2012, 10:54 AM
Restrictions: Naruto is 5 years old and is neglected by any living organism, but has Shounen Protagonist syndrome that makes him a quirky food-loving character, who is hell bent on eating any piece of edible material. Kurama is too manically depressed to fight and is now in a perpetual comatose state.

Magneto is a potato who is unable to attack except magnetically throw a rusty spork.

Distance: 3 meters


09-30-2012, 10:57 AM
Naruto eats Magneto
The end

09-30-2012, 10:57 AM
But how will he protect himelf against the spoon? Magneto could always throw it at his jugular.

09-30-2012, 11:00 AM
Potatoes cannot throw that hard

09-30-2012, 11:00 AM
Kurama breaks out of Naruto and eats the potato along with the spoon

09-30-2012, 11:01 AM
Potatoes cannot throw that hard
Magnetism :ugeek:

I feel as if I should tweak the OP a bit. The spoon is now a spork ,and Kurama is disabled for obvious reasons.

09-30-2012, 11:05 AM
Potatoes don't have brains

And Box! Quit tweaking! Sporks are spoons with a bad haircut and obesed forks

09-30-2012, 11:06 AM
Magneto does.

Yes, but they have points :geek:

09-30-2012, 11:08 AM
Naruto catches the spork and uses it to eat Magneto

09-30-2012, 11:09 AM
Catches? HA. Someone obviously hasn't read X-Men.

09-30-2012, 11:15 AM
Naruto is hyper, at the age of being 5 and he's super hyper.
Since he won't catch he'll dodge and no magneto cannot make the spork follow naruto because you said "throw"

09-30-2012, 02:20 PM
Naruto gets a spork in his head.

Uchiha Sora
09-30-2012, 07:26 PM
Magneto loses for not having a respiratory/cardiac system. Or nervous system.

09-30-2012, 07:30 PM
Doesn't matter. He can still throw the spork.

Just imagine him as a sentient tuber.:ugeek:

Uchiha Sora
09-30-2012, 07:32 PM
Naruto rushes Mangeto and rips him apart regardless of the spork being rammed through his chest :lol:

09-30-2012, 07:33 PM
What?! NO!
He is a POTATO!!!!!!
A potato with magic powers. He cannot see, smell, hear, taste, touch nor sense in any way!!!! So he doesn't know where to aim that blasted spork!

09-30-2012, 07:38 PM
Magneto says ''Welcome to Die'' and it's over

09-30-2012, 07:41 PM
Magneto says ''Welcome to Die'' and it's over

Oh so the potato talks now too?
*watch as I laugh and cry at the purpose of this thread*
:lol: :cry:

09-30-2012, 08:03 PM
I am assuming Magneto as potato can talk, Box only said his only limitation was that he could only attack with a rusty spork with his magnetic powers

The Immortal Watch Dog
09-30-2012, 08:14 PM
Potatoes cannot throw that hard

Magnetos used magnetism to throw planets the size of Jupiter at people

he's flung peoples houses at space stations at light speed

magpotato can toss a fork at FTL velocities just fine

09-30-2012, 08:36 PM
Magneto sets a trap. Just as Naruto is about to eat him, he extracts all the iron particles from the potato and sprays them in Naruto's face, puncturing his eyes and severing his spinal cord.

09-30-2012, 08:54 PM
He can't. He just has a spork. Otherwise, Potato magneto could solo NV by ripping the iron out of their bodies.

Frost ninja
09-30-2012, 10:52 PM

shinigan no sora
10-01-2012, 02:19 PM
So basically were dealing with a homicidal FTL mutant potato and a 5 year old ethiopian with blonde hair

And I thot i'd seen it all. :lol:

10-02-2012, 04:08 PM
This isn't getting locked. This is a serious debate, guise.

10-02-2012, 04:32 PM
You telling me....that a thread about a potato with superpowers vs a hungry 5yr old is serious......? Mkay

THE susanoo
10-02-2012, 04:38 PM
magnepotato picks its self up with the spork and floats above naruto, laughing? not sure if it can.... untill he starves to death

10-02-2012, 04:39 PM
That's the smartest thing that's been posted.