Akatsuki vs Naruto

[Cult of Personality]

All of Akatsuki, past and present, takes on Konoha's biggest sociopath.

Akatsuki gets full hype, full prep, and is bloodlusted.

The sociopath gets no prep, can not use chakra of any source for any purpose. Can not move from the spot he starts on, unless moved by his opponent(s). Also, any wounds he receives are one thousand times more painful and he is 100% immortal for the first half hour of the fight.



I'm bored if you couldn't tell. :lol: :mrgreen:

[Kakashi Hatake_Yamato]

:03::03: poor naruto

The akatsuki could just poke him and he will explode.

[joon61]

All of Akatsuki, past and present, takes on Konoha's biggest sociopath.

Akatsuki gets full hype, full prep, and is bloodlusted.

The sociopath gets no prep, can not use chakra of any source for any purpose. Can not move from the spot he starts on, unless moved by his opponent(s). Also, any wounds he receives are one thousand times more painful and he is 100% immortal for the first half hour of the fight.



I'm bored if you couldn't tell. :lol: :mrgreen:Why.
Just why?

[Cult of Personality]

Because it's funny. Why else would I do it?

[Kakashi Hatake_Yamato]

For the lulz.

[PrinceofPeace]

All of Akatsuki, past and present, takes on Konoha's biggest sociopath.

Akatsuki gets full hype, full prep, and is bloodlusted.

The sociopath gets no prep, can not use chakra of any source for any purpose. Can not move from the spot he starts on, unless moved by his opponent(s). Also, any wounds he receives are one thousand times more painful and he is 100% immortal for the first half hour of the fight.



I'm bored if you couldn't tell. :lol: :mrgreen:


you poor poor child (smh)`:(

I am so sorry that you were not loved as a child, Cultb~(

[joon61]

What does smh stand for?

[Cult of Personality]

No need to feel sorry for him, he's a terrible character.

[PrinceofPeace]

shaking my head but I am sorry for you ^ (cult)

[Cult of Personality]

If all you're going to do is cause trouble please bugger off.

[Rasengan SageX5]

I never really understood the point of spite threads myself. You know one character or team of characters is gonna win...so all you're going to do is get some fans of either side complaining because they don't know the thread was made as a joke or out of spite.What I'm saying...is that it just causes problems.

[Cult of Personality]

This ain't a spite thread, it's a stomp thread. And in any event, the point is to be funny.

There's always going to be somebody who doesn't get the joke. We call these people butthurt among other things. That shouldn't prevent you from making it. If you go through life not doing things because butthurt jacktards will get their panties in a bunch then you're going to be doing a whole lot of nothing.

[Sagepain]

http://gallery.nekito.net/albums/album05/Anya_Popcorn.gif

ok........

[Rasengan SageX5]

Well Cult, I can see how it would be funny to watch, but it just seems to make conflict for no reason, you know? That shouldn't really be necessary, if you ask me, even if you are bored.

[Cult of Personality]

Lots of things cause conflict, even if you don't want it to. Reference: butthurt jacktards etc.

[Memitim]

Itachi and Deidara (Sasuke as well if Taka is included) instantly murder themselves for being terrible characters...Naruto then proceeds to get tortured badly by the rest of them until he finally dies.

[tanduhman]

Naruto wins by talking them to death. Im sorry, but nothing beats his epic scenes of never ending rants.

[Cult of Personality]

Works for me. I guess Naruto wins. :lol:

[JLI2infinity]

Why do we even have mods? LMAO

[Cult of Personality]

Mods are for dealing with trolls like Bradley. This is nothing more than a joke thread. Nothin' goin' on here against the rules. 'Cept for PrinceofPeace flamebaiting earlier.

[Uchiha Sora]

Nothing wrong with an occasional joke thread

[THE susanoo]

of corse naruto wins, TnJ doesnt use chakra, it uses the power from the heart :') lulz naruto starts cryin and each akatsuki member starts laughing

[BMC1994]

Nothing wrong with an occasional joke thread

He did make like 3 others in a rather short period of time not that i care at all.

And Cult dont you have something better to do with your time then waste it on a character you dont even like. I mean if you hate something why talk about it all the time.

[Cult of Personality]

I didn't at the time I made this thread, hence the "I'm bored" in the op.

As to my reasons for wasting my time on the sociopath when I hate him: It's human nature to focus on things you hate.

[Devils Lawyer]

He still has tnj.:lol: