Naruto vs. Lee Fistfight

[TheIndigoFang]

This is for my friend.

Location: Naruto's house. They both can use the environment, like throwing things at each other. (If either of them throws their opponent out the window, it's an insta-kill)

Distance: 2 feet away.

Time: Noon.

Restrictions: As the title says ONLY fists and the environment. No Chakra, Jutsus, or Gates.

Prep: Naruto has FULL prep about the location, (he lives there) Lee has none.

Who wins, and why?

[Cult of Personality]

Naruto uses his prep time to fill the house with nerve gas and procure a gas mask.

[TheIndigoFang]

Ok... I was thinking, since Naruto know his house, he could throw something at Lee, stunning Lee, then throw him out the window.

[JLI2infinity]

Naruto throws some of his spoiled milk into Lee's mouth then runs to the bathroom and locks the door from the inside. After half an hour Lee's intestines implode and he gives up.

[Shikamaru Nara]

There is no way that they could properly fight in a house. Change the location. :lol:

[PrinceofPeace]

Naruto uses his prep time to fill the house with nerve gas and procure a gas mask.


LEE STOMPS

he blitz naruto befor he can do anything

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LEE STOMPS

he blitz naruto befor he can do anything

Lee could do that early in the original series. Also its his house and he can bobby trap it and sneak up on him. Also Lee is not superior to Naruto in taijutsu.

[Nixu Hyuga]

Can Lee have a drop of alcohol somehow? Drunken Fist isn't a jutsu, so I think it's fair game.

[Hotarubi Hyuuga]

Lee could do that early in the original series. Also its his house and he can bobby trap it and sneak up on him. Also Lee is not superior to Naruto in taijutsu.

Lee is MUCH better than Naruto in Taijutsu skills, the only thing Naruto is better than Lee in is Jutsu Strength which doesn't count since Lee can't even use Jutsu's

Naruto throws some of his spoiled milk into Lee's mouth then runs to the bathroom and locks the door from the inside. After half an hour Lee's intestines implode and he gives up.

Lee Leaf Hurricanes the door down and if Naruto tries to block to toilet Lee just proceeds to have Diarrhea all over Naruto, winning the match by default seeing as Naruto will have lost the will the to fight after such a traumatizing ordeal.

Naruto: Turn off the shower, it doesn't work, you're only making it worse *rocks back and forth in the corner of his own bathroom*

[Cult of Personality]

Naruto uses his prep time to fill the house with nerve gas and procure a gas mask.

LEE STOMPS

he blitz naruto befor he can do anything

You're not very smart are you?

[PrinceofPeace]

back off cult do not come at my neck

[TheIndigoFang]

@Shika It's a FISTFIGHT.

[JLI2infinity]

Lee Leaf Hurricanes the door down and if Naruto tries to block to toilet Lee just proceeds to have Diarrhea all over Naruto, winning the match by default seeing as Naruto will have lost the will the to fight after such a traumatizing ordeal.

Naruto: Turn off the shower, it doesn't work, you're only making it worse *rocks back and forth in the corner of his own bathroom*

I literally lol'd. I have no counterargument.

[PrinceofPeace]

does that mean you agree with her??

[JLI2infinity]

does that mean you agree with her??

pretty much

[Hotarubi Hyuuga]

pretty much

Well everyone else had something funny to say so I thought it was only fair that I get to say something too.