4Chan vs. Hazama (BlazBlue)

[Vatanui AKA Pride]

4Chan, the site of Triforce unites and pedophile sharing organizations, versus Hazama, the occasional troll of universes. Their goal is to troll the entire planet; whoever can accomplish that feat in a quicker amount of time wins this battle.

4Chan has the complete control and support of their members, including various organizations affiliated with them such as Anonymous. Hazama, on the other hand, won't be able to use the internet.

GO GO GO.

[shinigan no sora]

4chan makes up a derogetory meme about the other and uses its chanels to spread it world wide the large amount of stupid people believe is true and they convince their friends who all make fansites and other electronic media over it until it becomes fact

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[Vatanui AKA Pride]

Do you know who Hazama is?

[Colonel_Mad]

EVERYONE is Anonymous, 4Chan wins by virtue of being everyone./joke

[Vatanui AKA Pride]

EVERYONE is Anonymous, 4Chan wins by virtue of being everyone./joke

Then the troll would be on them.

[Phazonous]

Hazama wins this one.

He mindraped Noel, told Ragna "How's that arm holding?" (Hazama cut off his arm before the events of Calamity Tigger took place; Ragna's Azure Grimoire substitutes that lost arm), pitted Tsubaki and Noel against each other, "ate" Jin's memories twice and called Makoto "roadkill". Also the Black Beast was a failed creation of his.

And if the stuff mentioned above isn't enough, hear this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eZw0Bk_DLA

To quote the top comment, "Keep in mind that he did this after sacrificing the souls of all of the soldiers under his command."

While 4Chan trolls through the internet, Hazama trolls the world directly. Those who play Blazblue know that Hazama wins this.

[assassin]

Hazama pwns 4chan.

[Vatanui AKA Pride]

Hazama wins this one.

He mindraped Noel, told Ragna "How's that arm holding?" (Hazama cut off his arm before the events of Calamity Tigger took place; Ragna's Azure Grimoire substitutes that lost arm), pitted Tsubaki and Noel against each other, "ate" Jin's memories twice and called Makoto "roadkill". Also the Black Beast was a failed creation of his.

And if the stuff mentioned above isn't enough, hear this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eZw0Bk_DLA

To quote the top comment, "Keep in mind that he did this after sacrificing the souls of all of the soldiers under his command."

While 4Chan trolls through the internet, Hazama trolls the world directly. Those who play Blazblue know that Hazama wins this.

Yes, but does Hazama have the range and versatility of 4Chan's?

[Rasengan SageX5]

Knowing Hazama and his ability to see every possible outcome of a timeline...he'd probably go right to 4Chan's main server and troll it into submission...making it all the easier for him to win this. His trolling abilities are just too strong.