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joon
12-26-2011, 06:48 PM
it's yo momma.
yo momma so ugly,when she looked out a window she got arrested for mooning.
and that is how you play.

SixPathsofPainDeva
12-26-2011, 08:19 PM
Yo mamma so poor, when she walked down the street with one shoe, people say "hey you're missing a shoe," and she says, "no, i found one"

Sagepain
12-26-2011, 08:26 PM
Yo mamma so poor, when she walked down the street with one shoe, people say "hey you're missing a shoe," and she says, "no, i found one"

:lol: I actually never heard that one XD.

Yo mama so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

SixPathsofPainDeva
12-26-2011, 08:28 PM
:lol: I actually never heard that one XD.

Yo mama so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

lmfaooo, i love that one

Yo mama so skinny she can do push ups under a door

Sagepain
12-26-2011, 08:31 PM
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress as a maxipad.....................YUCK!! :lol:

assassin
12-26-2011, 08:32 PM
yo mama just like a carwash...you have to pay before you pump

Sagepain
12-26-2011, 08:35 PM
Yo mama is just like a bowling ball, she always comes back for more.......

assassin
12-26-2011, 08:38 PM
Yo mama is just like a bowling ball, she always comes back for more.......
yo mama just like a mosquito, you have to slap her to make her stop sucking.

SixPathsofPainDeva
12-26-2011, 08:38 PM
;););););)!!!

yo mama so skinny she could hoola hoop a cheerio `:P

Sagepain
12-26-2011, 08:41 PM
Yo mama is like a stamp you lick her, stick her, then send her away.......

OMG now this is kinda getting gross but who am I to talk? :lol:

assassin
12-26-2011, 08:42 PM
yo mama so stupid she tried to climb mt. dew!

Sagepain
12-26-2011, 08:43 PM
Yo mama so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

SixPathsofPainDeva
12-26-2011, 08:43 PM
haha.

Yo mama so poor her face is the front of a food stamp

assassin
12-26-2011, 08:44 PM
yo mama so fat when god said let there be light he told her to move over.

SixPathsofPainDeva
12-26-2011, 08:46 PM
Yo mama so old she has Jesus's beeper number!

assassin
12-26-2011, 08:46 PM
your mom's so fat when she got hit by a car it got sucked in.

Sagepain
12-26-2011, 08:46 PM
Yo mama so old she has Jesus's beeper number!

:lol:

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says Expired.

assassin
12-26-2011, 08:48 PM
:lol:

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says Expired.
weak.

SixPathsofPainDeva
12-26-2011, 08:48 PM
yo mama so old she knew when burger king was still a prince

Sagepain
12-26-2011, 08:50 PM
weak.

I actually did that one on purpose, or else something Inappropriate would have came out :lol:

EDIT: Yo mama's like a vacuum cleaner she sucks and sucks and then gets laid in the closet.

SixPathsofPainDeva
12-26-2011, 08:51 PM
yo mama so fat, when she saw a yellow school bus full of white kids she said, "HEY! Somebody stop that twinkie!"

joon
12-30-2011, 08:21 PM
yo momma so stupid,when the weather man said it was chilly outside,she came outside with a bowl.

SixPathsofPainDeva
12-30-2011, 08:42 PM
yo mama so stupid, she got locked in a matress store and slept on the floor

TheTrueMasterofIllusions
12-30-2011, 08:48 PM
yo momma is SO ugly and SO stupid, yo daddy replaced himself with a dog and she thought it was roleplay. Oh wait I guess that mean's Yo Daddy is the dog!

joon
12-30-2011, 08:50 PM
yo momma so stupid,she took a ruler to bed so she could see how long she sleeped.

SixPathsofPainDeva
12-30-2011, 08:52 PM
lol what?

anyway,,, yo mama is so poor, when i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked what she was doing, she said "moving".

joon
12-30-2011, 08:54 PM
yo momma so big,she walked passed the tv and i missed the whole movie.

The Ninja Lord Of Awesome
12-30-2011, 09:23 PM
yo momma so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make-up her mind

MSuzumaki
12-30-2011, 09:53 PM
Your momma is so stupid she pee herself while being locked in the restroom

joon
12-31-2011, 06:39 AM
yo momma so ugly,she turned medusa to stone.

Tifa Legacy
12-31-2011, 06:55 AM
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor

joon
12-31-2011, 07:01 AM
yo momma so stupid,she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

Tifa Legacy
12-31-2011, 07:02 AM
Yo mama so poor when I went to rob her house i went in the front door and tripped out the back.

Shikamaru Nara
12-31-2011, 07:35 AM
Yo mama is like Bazooka Joe, 5 cents a blow.

Tifa Legacy
12-31-2011, 07:39 AM
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

Sagepain
12-31-2011, 05:48 PM
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

I was eating at KFC when I read this..............not lying.`:P

Yo mama so stupid when she went to walgreens she asked "Why aren't the walls green?"

Schnarf
12-31-2011, 05:52 PM
yo momma is SO ugly and SO stupid, yo daddy replaced himself with a dog and she thought it was roleplay. Oh wait I guess that mean's Yo Daddy is the dog!

That was terrible.

Tifa Legacy
12-31-2011, 05:52 PM
I was eating at KFC when I read this..............not lying.`:P

Yo mama so stupid when she went to walgreens she asked "Why aren't the walls green?"

:lol: How sad.

Yo momma so dumb she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.

Sagepain
12-31-2011, 05:54 PM
Yo mama's teeth so messed up, it looks like her tongue is in jail.

Schnarf
12-31-2011, 05:55 PM
Yo mama so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth..

Tifa Legacy
12-31-2011, 05:59 PM
O.o Shizzle. Shot there.

Yo momma so dumb she studied for a drug test!

Kakashi Hatake_Yamato
12-31-2011, 06:01 PM
o man..i remember these,,,

this was kinda of a stupid one that i heard from a yo momma competition on tv:
yo momma is so stupid, she thought all-star was a planet


and this one was ok:
yo momma is so stupid she she thought a razor phone was used to shave(not sure about the wording of this one..)

Sagepain
12-31-2011, 06:04 PM
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.

Mangekyou Sasuke
12-31-2011, 06:09 PM
Yo momma so stupid, she tried playing 'got your nose' with Voldemort!

Sagepain
12-31-2011, 06:12 PM
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Tifa Legacy
12-31-2011, 06:14 PM
Yo mama like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!

Mangekyou Sasuke
12-31-2011, 06:14 PM
Yo momma so ugly even Freddy Krueger has nightmares of her!

Kakashi Hatake_Yamato
12-31-2011, 06:18 PM
yo momma so stupid,she took a ruler to bed so she could see how long she sleeped.

yo momma so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make-up her mind


as i was reading those....i remembered something

in the show the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, they used those!! i think billy said them...
was great

Sagepain
12-31-2011, 06:20 PM
as i was reading those....i remembered something

in the show the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, they used those!! i think billy said them...
was great

I remember that episode :lol: Rep for the good times XD.

I remember someone in that episode using this one.
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money :lol:

joon
12-31-2011, 06:22 PM
dang i did not think anyone would remember.
oh well.
yo momma so ugly,she turned medusa to stone
irwins grandmother said the one about the ruler.

Sagepain
12-31-2011, 06:27 PM
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs.........

Oh man.....what has the human race come too? :lol:

Kakashi Hatake_Yamato
12-31-2011, 09:58 PM
I remember that episode :lol: Rep for the good times XD.

I remember someone in that episode using this one.
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money :lol:
o ya! its probably irwin's grandma that said that one...
i loved that show...fred fred burger! yes!! and his nachos,and frozen yogurt...i think thats how i came to love nachos too...
dang i did not think anyone would remember.
oh well.
yo momma so ugly,she turned medusa to stone
irwins grandmother said the one about the ruler.
hahhaha..when u said that one..it sparked a memory in my head, irwin's grandma is hilarious...
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs.........

Oh man.....what has the human race come too? :lol:
ahahah



sorry for being a bit off topic. but i love the grim adventures of billy and mandy..i think the yo momma ep was about their school principle turning into some gangster rapper guy..and irwin's grandma and principle goodvibe(that was his name right? it just came to me while typing!)(and then i think he changed it to goodbling after the transformation) were battling it out


o ya..and they called her granmama


yo momma was so stupid, she got hit by a parked car

Sagepain
12-31-2011, 10:22 PM
o ya! its probably irwin's grandma that said that one...
i loved that show...fred fred burger! yes!! and his nachos,and frozen yogurt...i think thats how i came to love nachos too...

hahhaha..when u said that one..it sparked a memory in my head, irwin's grandma is hilarious...

ahahah



sorry for being a bit off topic. but i love the grim adventures of billy and mandy..i think the yo momma ep was about their school principle turning into some gangster rapper guy..and irwin's grandma and principle goodvibe(that was his name right? it just came to me while typing!)(and then i think he changed it to goodbling after the transformation) were battling it out


o ya..and they called her granmama


yo momma was so stupid, she got hit by a parked car

I didin't like that show before but when I see what CN airs now......I miss the old shows :lol:

Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

Kakashi Hatake_Yamato
01-10-2012, 12:08 PM
*thinking hard....

yo mama is so fat when her beeper went off, everyone thought she was backing up

Sagepain
01-10-2012, 12:10 PM
Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.

Kakashi Hatake_Yamato
01-10-2012, 12:13 PM
yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world

Sagepain
01-10-2012, 12:14 PM
Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company.

Kakashi Hatake_Yamato
01-10-2012, 12:19 PM
heheh..

yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Sagepain
01-10-2012, 12:22 PM
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Kakashi Hatake_Yamato
01-10-2012, 12:26 PM
yo mama so fat she's got her own area code

Sagepain
01-10-2012, 12:29 PM
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Kakashi Hatake_Yamato
01-10-2012, 12:37 PM
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun

Sagepain
01-10-2012, 12:43 PM
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Kakashi Hatake_Yamato
01-10-2012, 12:45 PM
hahha....

Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon

Sagepain
01-10-2012, 12:48 PM
Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

Kakashi Hatake_Yamato
01-10-2012, 12:49 PM
Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order

Sagepain
01-10-2012, 12:57 PM
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Kakashi Hatake_Yamato
01-10-2012, 12:59 PM
nice...

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone

Sagepain
01-10-2012, 01:00 PM
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Kakashi Hatake_Yamato
01-10-2012, 01:04 PM
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight

Sagepain
01-10-2012, 01:07 PM
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Kakashi Hatake_Yamato
01-10-2012, 01:07 PM
:D
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund

Sagepain
01-10-2012, 01:11 PM
Yo mama so old, When she farted dust came out!

Kakashi Hatake_Yamato
01-10-2012, 01:12 PM
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

Sagepain
01-10-2012, 01:14 PM
Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!

Kakashi Hatake_Yamato
01-10-2012, 01:22 PM
ahhhahaha~

Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners

ItachiKakashi1
01-10-2012, 03:28 PM
yo momma so ugly she made a onion cry b~(`~(:cry:

Naruske Uzuchi
01-10-2012, 03:53 PM
yo momma... uh yo momma, so lame that she thought these jokes were lame`|( seriously these momma jokes are so lame

Kyo Yasanagi
01-10-2012, 03:55 PM
yo mamma so poor when someone stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned tha lights out"

Sagepain
01-10-2012, 04:09 PM
seriously these momma jokes
are so lame

These aren't "momma jokes" There "Yo Mama" jokes.......aaaaand that pun was lame.

joon
01-10-2012, 04:41 PM
so lame.
your momma so stupid,when someone asked her for a date she said "where do you want to meet"

Kyo Yasanagi
01-11-2012, 01:24 PM
yo mamma so fat king kong walked up to her and said "damn i thought i was supposed to b tha king"

Kyo Yasanagi
01-11-2012, 01:37 PM
yo mamma so stinky she made secret tell it all

as in the womens deodorant

joon
03-12-2012, 06:27 PM
yo momma so stupid,when the weather man said it was chilly outside,she came outside with a bowl.why did someone neg rep me on this?

Ino's Girl
03-12-2012, 06:28 PM
Maybe cuz it wasn't very good