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royelric
12-26-2011, 07:27 PM
Because if he makes another one I am so gonna kill it .-.

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 07:27 PM
/spawn magic pig.

loganace
12-26-2011, 07:29 PM
/Hides it.

zombie ruler
12-26-2011, 07:30 PM
/gets things ready to cook said pig
Sorry but now I want bacon

loganace
12-26-2011, 07:31 PM
You make new ones. I have mine.

zombie ruler
12-26-2011, 07:33 PM
Fine
/spawns 20 piggies but they aren't magic

loganace
12-26-2011, 07:34 PM
Kill them.

zombie ruler
12-26-2011, 07:36 PM
But I can't kill them now. I have bonded with each and everyone of them and they all have names
/starts sticking 'Hello my name is' stickers to all the pigs

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 07:39 PM
/sends down rain of fire upon zombie's said pigs.

loganace
12-26-2011, 07:41 PM
Bye Bye Piggies!

zombie ruler
12-26-2011, 07:43 PM
My piggies may not be magical but I have awesome demon powers
/creates a huge shadow that covers pigs from the fire

loganace
12-26-2011, 07:44 PM
Yaay. More Bacon.

zombie ruler
12-26-2011, 07:49 PM
There is no bacon because my piggies are safe

loganace
12-26-2011, 07:51 PM
I was saying when they grow bigger there will be more bacon. If you eat the, of course.

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 07:51 PM
Light style: Flashlight.

I wave a flashlight at the shadow, destroying it while Sir Chipmunk of the Acrnian Highlands uses the Flamethrower of the Deity Kings of Infernopoplis.

loganace
12-26-2011, 07:54 PM
Okay.

zombie ruler
12-26-2011, 07:59 PM
NO! My piggies! Mr and Mrs Piggie, Bob, Billy, Joe, Jim, Mr and Mrs Pig, Jeff, Carl, Bacon, Pork Chop, Mrs and Mrs Jig, Mr and Mr Bif, Ham, Egg, Bomb, and Muffin are all dead!
/breaks down crying but smells the pig meat
Why do you have to smell so good?!?

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 08:01 PM
Sir Chipmunk and I help prepare the grill of roasting, owned by King Venison of the Filet Kingdom.

loganace
12-26-2011, 08:01 PM
Noooooooo. Poor piggies! I say as I eat the fresh bacon.

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 08:03 PM
Already on it.
/cooks

zombie ruler
12-26-2011, 08:06 PM
Hey I want some of that bacon too

loganace
12-26-2011, 08:06 PM
Eat it then.

zombie ruler
12-26-2011, 08:08 PM
Alright *starts eat the bacon* They were all good friends of mine but they taste so good

loganace
12-26-2011, 08:09 PM
I know right!

Shoukry
12-26-2011, 08:09 PM
*Walks in*

loganace
12-26-2011, 08:12 PM
Throws Bacon at you.

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 08:13 PM
Suddenly, the ghosts of the pigs appear and try to kill us. Luckily Sir Chipmunk of the Acornian Highlands has brought ghost vacuums for us to fight them with.

zombie ruler
12-26-2011, 08:14 PM
*hugs Shourky* They killed my pigs

loganace
12-26-2011, 08:14 PM
Who is Sir Chipmunk of the Acornian Highlands. He sounds like an idiot.

loganace
12-26-2011, 08:15 PM
*hugs Shourky* They killed my pigs
What?! Box killed them. I just eat them.

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 08:16 PM
He is the god of all men, animals, plant, bacteria, land, water, air, time space, and everything you know of. He is the original owner of the hole in a tree lodge.

zombie ruler
12-26-2011, 08:18 PM
What?! Box killed them. I just eat them.
Oh yeah, sorry I meant, Box killed my pigs but then we ate them.

loganace
12-26-2011, 08:19 PM
Sir Chipmunk of the Acornian Highlands is an overconfident idiot that is the god of idiots..

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 08:20 PM
...WHy are you being angry today?

loganace
12-26-2011, 08:22 PM
I'm not angry at all. Sorry if it seems that way. It is hard to tell when you are reading it.

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 08:24 PM
/fights ghosts

zombie ruler
12-26-2011, 08:24 PM
Logan didn't seem angry

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 08:27 PM
Logan can you counter on our adventure rp, UEDM, and the other battle thread soon?

Shoukry
12-26-2011, 08:28 PM
*hugs Shourky* They killed my pigs
*Hugs back* How are you? ^^
Throws Bacon at you.
*Eats its*

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 08:30 PM
/hug while fighting pig ghosts

zombie ruler
12-26-2011, 08:31 PM
*Hugs back* How are you? ^^

*Eats its*
That bacon you just ate was once one of my many pig friends
I'm fine and you missed so much here

Shoukry
12-26-2011, 08:31 PM
*Hugs while you fight* o.o

zombie ruler
12-26-2011, 08:41 PM
*uses ghost vacuum to suck up all the ghost pigs*
There all done. There are no more ghost

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 08:45 PM
I need a new plot point.

Shoukry
12-26-2011, 08:46 PM
I bored...

zombie ruler
12-26-2011, 08:50 PM
So am I. BOX entertain us

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 08:51 PM
Fine...

Suddenly out of nowhere, a giant flying coke bottle kidnaps shoukry.

Shoukry
12-26-2011, 08:53 PM
*Kidnapped by a Flying Chicken*
Help!! `~(

zombie ruler
12-26-2011, 08:55 PM
*Runs after the flying coke/chicken(according to Shoukry)*
Stupid soda/chicken! I will kill you

assassin
12-26-2011, 08:57 PM
*Runs after the flying coke/chicken(according to Shoukry)*
Stupid soda/chicken! I will kill you
you make things to difficult
*falls from a roof top and stabs the chicken and/or soda and/or illegal substance, killing it and catching shou in mid-air and then for the finally lands on my feet*

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 08:58 PM
I edited it. It's a coke bottle now.

Suddenly, the coke bottle unleashes a waterfall of its tasty beverage onto zombie.

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 08:59 PM
you make things to difficult
*falls from a roof top and stabs the chicken and/or soda and/or illegal substance, killing it and catching shou in mid-air and then for the finally lands on my feet*
Wait, who're you?

assassin
12-26-2011, 09:00 PM
Wait, who're you?
........*farts in your face*

loganace
12-26-2011, 09:00 PM
Logan can you counter on our adventure rp, UEDM, and the other battle thread soon?
Maybe tomarrow
I edited it. It's a coke bottle now.

Suddenly, the coke bottle unleashes a waterfall of its tasty beverage onto zombie.
Drinks it.

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 09:01 PM
........*farts in your face*
Respect level:
here------------None--------------------Alot

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 09:02 PM
Choose a lodge to stay in and a picture to give me. Also...
LOGAN COUNTER MAH ATTACKS

Shoukry
12-26-2011, 09:02 PM
...Thank you? ...xD

zombie ruler
12-26-2011, 09:02 PM
you make things to difficult
*falls from a roof top and stabs the chicken and/or soda and/or illegal substance, killing it and catching shou in mid-air and then for the finally lands on my feet*
Where did you come from?
I edited it. It's a coke bottle now.

Suddenly, the coke bottle unleashes a waterfall of its tasty beverage onto zombie.
*get hit with the soda but keeps running*
Wait a minute I have demonic powers I don't need to run

assassin
12-26-2011, 09:03 PM
Choose a lodge to stay in and a picture to give me. Also...
LOGAN COUNTER MAH ATTACKS
which rp do you fight in?
Respect level:
here------------None--------------------Alot
:mrgreen:

assassin
12-26-2011, 09:04 PM
Where did you come from?

*get hit with the soda but keeps running*
Wait a minute I have demonic powers I don't need to run
the thread over

loganace
12-26-2011, 09:04 PM
I don't want to counter now.

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 09:05 PM
Suddenly, assassin and shoukry are all captured by a giant sprite bottle and cannot escape.

loganace
12-26-2011, 09:06 PM
I try to stab the sprite can.

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 09:06 PM
.....Suddenly, Mountain Dew and Pepsi come to help.

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 09:07 PM
The soda bottles spray down 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons of soda upon you.

assassin
12-26-2011, 09:08 PM
Suddenly, assassin and shoukry are all captured by a giant sprite bottle and cannot escape.
seriously? Narutards haunted house was tougher than this

*runs away to an area the spider can't follow cause it's to big*

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 09:09 PM
Assassin gets frozen in soda.

zombie ruler
12-26-2011, 09:10 PM
seriously? Narutards haunted house was tougher than this

*runs away to an area the spider can't follow cause it's to big*
What spider? It is a can of Sprite.

loganace
12-26-2011, 09:12 PM
Goes home. Letting everyone else deal with it.

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 09:13 PM
/blows up the bottles and everyone except zombie and goes and roasts marshmallos with logan

assassin
12-26-2011, 09:13 PM
What spider? It is a can of Sprite.
misread.
*throws bomb in sprite can and watches it explode and shrapnel scatters everywhere and kill the other soda bottles and cans.

loganace
12-26-2011, 09:15 PM
/blows up the bottles and everyone except zombie and goes and roasts marshmallos with logan
Yaaaay! Marshmallows!

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 09:18 PM
*hands logan chocolate and graham crackers*

loganace
12-26-2011, 09:19 PM
Hands you some marshallows.

zombie ruler
12-26-2011, 09:24 PM
Yay! S'mores *runs up and steals s'more stuff from Logan and Box*

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 09:24 PM
*eats while bomb goes off in the background*

loganace
12-26-2011, 09:25 PM
Nom Nom!

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 09:26 PM
I'm bored.
*secretly adds habanero sauce to zombie's smore*

zombie ruler
12-26-2011, 09:29 PM
*takes a big bite of the s'more* H-hot! But for some reason really good *continued to eat it*

loganace
12-26-2011, 09:30 PM
I take the sauce and put some of it on my smores.

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 09:33 PM
*sneaks pepper spray onto logan's smore*

loganace
12-26-2011, 09:34 PM
Eats it. You see you acidentally put it on two and I give you the other one.

zombie ruler
12-26-2011, 09:37 PM
I don't pepper spray is good on s'mores

loganace
12-26-2011, 09:38 PM
I can eat anything!

zombie ruler
12-26-2011, 09:43 PM
What? Really? *starts feeding Logan a monkey wrench*

loganace
12-26-2011, 09:45 PM
Eats it.

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 09:47 PM
Pepper smore slips and lands on logan's eye.

zombie ruler
12-26-2011, 09:53 PM
*feeds Logan a baboon butt*

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 09:54 PM
......

zombie ruler
12-26-2011, 09:58 PM
Box, he says he can eat anything

loganace
12-26-2011, 10:00 PM
*feeds Logan a baboon butt*
Dosen't eat it.

Box, he says he can eat anything
I can, but I don't want to.

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 10:01 PM
BOOM! *appears in a fiery explosion*
GUYS I HAVE A TIME MACHINE! Wanna go on it? Choose the period! (medieval, jurassic, future, etc.)

loganace
12-26-2011, 10:02 PM
Kills time macine. You can create a time paradox that will blow up the universe!

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 10:04 PM
....come on choose the period
/summons an indestructible time machine

loganace
12-26-2011, 10:04 PM
Makes it not work.

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 10:06 PM
stop being a party pooper.
*goes to medieval era*

loganace
12-26-2011, 10:08 PM
..........................

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 10:12 PM
Suddenly, a barbarian tries to stab logan because the camp site was originally a barbarian village.

loganace
12-26-2011, 10:12 PM
I move and snaps his neck.

zombie ruler
12-26-2011, 10:24 PM
I want to travel to the renaissance era

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 10:24 PM
Suddenly the whole village runs after you, shooting flaming arrows and throwing explosives.

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 10:24 PM
I want to travel to the renaissance era
It kinda already is.

loganace
12-26-2011, 10:25 PM
I disapeer back to normal time.

zombie ruler
12-26-2011, 10:26 PM
No not the whole bad part of it but the more better part of it

loganace
12-26-2011, 10:27 PM
There is no better part. It was a terrible time.

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 10:27 PM
Fine, you party pooper.

Zombie and I flee to a fair where I pig out on mutton.

loganace
12-26-2011, 10:28 PM
I appear next to you and eat.

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 10:31 PM
I walk over to a jousting competition and even though I have 0 jousting ability, I just phase through the lance when it hits me, allowing me to hack. The people called it witchcraft, but they "accidentally" took a tumble down a cliff. To make a long story short, I won us a bag of gold.

loganace
12-26-2011, 10:32 PM
I get challenged to a battle and I win by a landslide.

zombie ruler
12-26-2011, 10:33 PM
Yay gold! Now lets go spend this gold on some useless stuff we don't need

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 10:33 PM
Anyone wanna go to another time period?

loganace
12-26-2011, 10:33 PM
I end up inventing many sword styles on accident.

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 10:35 PM
Zombie, you wanna choose the time period?

loganace
12-26-2011, 10:35 PM
Future!!!!!!

zombie ruler
12-26-2011, 10:37 PM
Let's go to the Ice Age and catch us a mammoth

loganace
12-26-2011, 10:38 PM
Yea. Then we can clone it and restart it's civilization.

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 10:39 PM
Ehh, lets go to the ice age first. I'm hungry for some mammoth.
*insert Back to the Future theme here*
Here we a-
*Suddenly a saber toothed tiger appears and pounces at us*
..are

loganace
12-26-2011, 10:40 PM
I run and stick my sword up it's throat and kills it. There a mamoth. aI run after one.

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 10:42 PM
A caveman appears and chucks a rock at zombie.
I'm gonna go find a dodo.

loganace
12-26-2011, 10:45 PM
/tames the mamoth. How are we fitting this in the time machine?

zombie ruler
12-26-2011, 10:47 PM
*I get hit by the caveman's rock, so I open a portal and a chain comes out and pulls the caveman in, thus killing the caveman.*
Do dodo birds still live in this time? *see a baby saber tooth walk by* Can I keep the baby Box it is so cute? And Logan killed it's mom.

loganace
12-26-2011, 10:48 PM
Sorry. It was about to kill us all. I stuff the mamoth into the time machine. We might need to make 2 trips.

zombie ruler
12-26-2011, 10:50 PM
We might, I'll go first and take the saber tooth cub with me and then I'll come back for you two

loganace
12-26-2011, 10:51 PM
Okay go ahead. I think we take three trips. You and the tiger. Me and the mamoth and then box.

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 10:51 PM
"Yeah, go ahead zombie."
I find a nest of dodo bird eggs and its mother. I put them in an air cage as we hop on the time machine and go to the present and drop off our findings.
"The future? WOOHOO!"
Logan, you can narrate about the future

zombie ruler
12-26-2011, 10:52 PM
So did we make the trips back to drop the stuff already?

loganace
12-26-2011, 10:56 PM
When we get to the future it looks reletively standard. Then we find out we are standing in a muesam. When we get out everything is metalic and there are many aliens around. Also a baby dragon comes to me and I take it as a pet. Some future police come over and ask us for our ID. Turns out we give the our passports and it works. We see everyone is giving us strange look because of our clothing. I then buy some future cloths for us. The money I gave them is worth 100 times normal money at this time.

loganace
12-26-2011, 10:56 PM
So did we make the trips back to drop the stuff already?
Yea we did.

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 10:57 PM
"How do we get around here?"
I don't see any cars. I'm hungry.
It turns out every flies around with hovershoes. As we fly around and eat some McRonalds, we notice that the police are looking suspiciously at us. They hold up their laser pistols and fire.

"Die you intruders!"

zombie ruler
12-26-2011, 11:03 PM
We are not intruders *starts to back away slowly*

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 11:09 PM
It turns out that we are being arrested for illegal time traveling. Our punishment will be hanging by a barbed burning laser rope while being eaten by piranha. I fly away as fast as possible to another city.

zombie ruler
12-26-2011, 11:12 PM
I follow Box so I don't get hanged. I heard being hanged hurts... a lot

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 11:14 PM
We wait in a future diner eating a 5 star steak for only $10, due to our money being expensive

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 11:16 PM
Wanna go anywhere else?

zombie ruler
12-26-2011, 11:18 PM
Hell yeah bring the past money to the future was the best idea ever. Plus I love steak *just realized that I said all that out loud in a loud voice and now everyone is staring at us* Box I think we may need to go now

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 11:20 PM
Wait. I picked this up at the dollar store.
*light flashes as everyone's memory of the last minute is wiped*
Whew. Do you wanna bring your baby tiger here? He can eat steak.

***V***
12-26-2011, 11:21 PM
................. o.o

zombie ruler
12-26-2011, 11:22 PM
Yeah, Toothy would love this steak. Also isn't that, that thing they used in Men in Black?

***V***
12-26-2011, 11:32 PM
steak? o.o

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 11:32 PM
...mebbe.
So, I choose on going to an amazing time full of wonder and magic!!!
*warps to..... THE 1980's!!!!~*
lol

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 11:33 PM
steak? o.o
You wanna join?

***V***
12-26-2011, 11:34 PM
o.o um.. sure..

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 11:35 PM
Choose a lodge and gimme a photo.
So what time period now?

***V***
12-26-2011, 11:36 PM
1860's?

o.o okay.

http://hpham2017.edublogs.org/files/2011/04/anime-girl-1-1ebmz82.jpeg

Oak.

zombie ruler
12-26-2011, 11:37 PM
The 1980s was full of magic and wonder? Since when?

***V***
12-26-2011, 11:38 PM
>.> I said 1860's. It's old.Valuable things are left there.

zombie ruler
12-26-2011, 11:43 PM
Well when I posted all I saw was Box's post about the 1980s. So which one are we going to the 80s or 1860s

***V***
12-26-2011, 11:45 PM
1860's

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 11:46 PM
Michael Jackson and Pepsi or historic Civil war... tough choice.
But I'll say 1860's
*Back to the Future theme*

zombie ruler
12-26-2011, 11:49 PM
Hey maybe we can warn Lincoln before he gets shot and be big heros, she says hopefully

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 11:52 PM
Uhh.... I took it a step further. *holds up John Wilkes Booth's head*

zombie ruler
12-26-2011, 11:54 PM
*shakes head disappointingly* You weren't suppose to kill him now people are going to be after us...Unless you still have that Men in Black thing.

BoxHead
12-26-2011, 11:57 PM
Wait...
*goes back in time before we went back in time the first time*
Fixed. I stopped myself from killing him and warned lincoln instead. Then we got a beer.

zombie ruler
12-27-2011, 12:04 AM
That is good. So what happened to Booth?

BoxHead
12-27-2011, 12:09 AM
*Points to ditch*

BoxHead
12-27-2011, 12:12 AM
*Picks up rifle*
I'm bored, I'm gonna go to war.
*returns 2 minutes later filled with bullet holes that I magically heal*
You know, even though this is the 1860's it's pretty violent :P
Where to next?

zombie ruler
12-27-2011, 12:13 AM
*shocked at his magic healing powers*
Let's go to the 1970s I heard they have drugs there

BoxHead
12-27-2011, 12:18 AM
*ZOOM*
Nah you don't wanna do that. Here's what happens.
*ZOOM*
DUDEEEEEE ELEPHANTS AND DER PINK BRUE YELLUR AND THEN DEM OOMPA LOOOOOOOOOOOOMPASSSSSSS DOOMPEDDDY DOO BUT THEY DONT GOT A EPERFECT PUZZLE FOR JOOOOO. THEY ARE LOOKING THE EYE CLOCKS HAHAHAHAHAHRUDHFANIACEJBNVUABGVAE.TICK TOCKTICKTOCKWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOO

BoxHead
12-27-2011, 12:19 AM
SO, let's go to.... The pirate age!

zombie ruler
12-27-2011, 12:19 AM
Oh yeah, let's not do that *sit and thumps my head thinking* I don't know where to go now. Where do you want to go Box?

Damn you posted fasted than my computer

BoxHead
12-27-2011, 12:27 AM
Yar har fiddle dee dee!! BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT TO BE! DO what you want cause a pirate is free! YOU ARE A PIRATE!
*Jumps on ship*

BoxHead
12-27-2011, 12:32 AM
As we sail on our large ship (dinghy) we meet the Kraken.

"It looks like it wants revenge..."

zombie ruler
12-27-2011, 12:33 AM
Arg? Why are me a pirate?
*bad pirate talk bad*
Anyways I am going to bed now because I have to go to that place called hell, I mean work tomorrow. Night Box

BoxHead
12-27-2011, 12:39 AM
Night!

loganace
12-27-2011, 09:45 AM
Morning.

I go to the 3000BC and discover america instead of the vickings. I then bring stuff from our time there and make a huge army leading them to take over the world making me king of the planet.

KibaAndAkamaru
12-27-2011, 10:23 AM
/Will join.

royelric
12-27-2011, 10:24 AM
Meep o.o .-.

loganace
12-27-2011, 10:25 AM
Then Join!

BoxHead
12-27-2011, 11:21 AM
Alright.
*warps everyone to the present*
I have a new invention! It is the epic spacetravelgadgetcooldoohickeyometer. Choose anywhere to go, and we'll go there!

k-hatake
12-27-2011, 12:03 PM
Let's go to Orochimaru's house! (transports there)

BoxHead
12-27-2011, 12:04 PM
*Oro turns k-hatake int a bat*

loganace
12-27-2011, 05:26 PM
I kill Oro.

BoxHead
12-27-2011, 05:28 PM
I use my epic transporter to go to the new years eve party thread and attack the giant goldfish that bought our booze from the thieving nine-tailed panda... good, god, what have I been smoking?!?

loganace
12-27-2011, 05:36 PM
Hashangatakarur. Also. This is the wrong thread. That happened in the cool kid RP.

BoxHead
12-27-2011, 08:12 PM
I jump on the transporter and go back to the campsite. At the site, I head down into a cave and force everyone along with me. Inside the cave, a troll pops out of no where and attacks logan.

loganace
12-27-2011, 08:15 PM
I jump up and atemp to land my sword in his head while sending energy through my blade.

BoxHead
12-27-2011, 08:22 PM
Logan, you can come up with stuff now...
My brain is hurting

loganace
12-27-2011, 08:24 PM
We see someone hanging from a rope upside down with a glowing sword in the ground and a White Monster trying to eat him.

BoxHead
12-27-2011, 08:31 PM
I easily slice up the white monster with my wind blades and free the guy. It turns out the guy is a bounty hunter from the future who has come to kill us with a beef steak.

loganace
12-27-2011, 08:38 PM
I see him and grab the glowing sword and "accidentaly" cut his head off. Ooops.

BoxHead
12-27-2011, 08:46 PM
My hand accidentally slips as I push the sword towards your neck as I go eat some bagels.

loganace
12-27-2011, 08:51 PM
I duck and let go of the sword and it flies into a wall. Can I have a Bagel?

BoxHead
12-27-2011, 08:55 PM
Sure.*throws logan one with gunpowder on it*

loganace
12-27-2011, 08:57 PM
I brush off the gunpowder and eat the Bagel.

Shoukry
12-27-2011, 09:32 PM
............

loganace
12-27-2011, 09:34 PM
Want a bagel.

Shoukry
12-27-2011, 09:39 PM
No thanks...

BoxHead
12-27-2011, 09:56 PM
The gunpowder is also INSIDE of the bagel

loganace
12-28-2011, 09:51 AM
I cut my bagel in half and set it on fire and throw it at you. It explodes when it gets close to you. I go and by my own bagels and cream cheese.

BoxHead
12-28-2011, 11:33 AM
I block it with my jelly bagel.

zombie ruler
12-28-2011, 12:07 PM
Afternoon people

BoxHead
12-28-2011, 02:06 PM
Hoi thar

royelric
12-28-2011, 03:32 PM
Roy has entered the building!

BoxHead
12-28-2011, 03:56 PM
*pushes roy out a window*
Roy has left the building!

royelric
12-28-2011, 03:58 PM
*Takes Box down with me*
And so has Box, good night folks!

BoxHead
12-28-2011, 05:23 PM
Argh, I'm bored, so I might write a fanfic with logan, roy, and anyone else -_-

royelric
12-28-2011, 06:53 PM
Lol why that face, bro?

BoxHead
12-28-2011, 06:54 PM
I need ideas.

joon
12-28-2011, 06:55 PM
castles,fortresses,underwater adventures.

BoxHead
12-28-2011, 06:57 PM
How about a trip through hell? :D

joon
12-28-2011, 07:03 PM
geez.
next time say no.

BoxHead
12-28-2011, 07:13 PM
lol whatever. I have a different idea anyways..

zombie ruler
12-28-2011, 08:08 PM
'Sup I hate going to work. Damn Korean boss, going off on me in Korean

BoxHead
12-28-2011, 08:25 PM
lol. What job do you have?

zombie ruler
12-28-2011, 08:29 PM
I hand out sushi samples and interact with the customers so I know what is in every sushi we sell plus most of the prices. My boss is somewhat teaching me how to make it as well.

BoxHead
12-28-2011, 08:36 PM
Cool, but sushi is Japanese, not Korean 0_o

zombie ruler
12-28-2011, 08:41 PM
Yeah I know its Japanese but then again a lot of the customers think its Chinese.

loganace
12-28-2011, 08:46 PM
Argh, I'm bored, so I might write a fanfic with logan, roy, and anyone else -_-
Yaay. How does that work? Do we take turns making chapters? Accually we could do that but each character has their own mini fanfic untill the characters come together.

Yeah I know its Japanese but then again a lot of the customers think its Chinese.
Why do they think it is Chinese?

BoxHead
12-28-2011, 08:47 PM
Because every Asian race is apparently the same...
It pains me being Asian myself, hearing all these bigots.

BoxHead
12-28-2011, 08:48 PM
We could all have our own backstories and meet each other. You have to PM me your stories and I'll see if it is worthy.

zombie ruler
12-28-2011, 08:49 PM
Yeah everyone thinks my boss is Japanese or Chinese. Also I'll do a fanfic with you and Logan

BoxHead
12-28-2011, 08:50 PM
Don't write yet, lemme write my first chapter, then your backstories will be sent. I don't want a turn by turn writing. I just want your characters to implement.

loganace
12-28-2011, 08:53 PM
We could all have our own backstories and meet each other. You have to PM me your stories and I'll see if it is worthy.
I personally don't want to give my ideas to someone to do whatever they want with them. I will just write my own fanfic then. But thanks for the offer.

loganace
12-28-2011, 08:54 PM
I will use my characters I don't care about to much. But they might not be "Worthy'.

zombie ruler
12-28-2011, 09:08 PM
So now what?

loganace
12-28-2011, 09:16 PM
I think that oatmeal looks disgusting but it tastes good! We should talk over PM Zombie. Just read what I already sent you.

zombie ruler
12-28-2011, 09:24 PM
Ok and yeah oatmeal does look disgusting but it is so good. Also raisins remind me of old people

loganace
12-28-2011, 09:26 PM
Same here. Tuna smells terible but it id good. It dosen't make sense because 80% of taste comes from smell.

zombie ruler
12-28-2011, 09:46 PM
Damn taste and smell needs to get on the ball for you

loganace
12-28-2011, 09:48 PM
What do you mean?

zombie ruler
12-28-2011, 09:55 PM
You sense of smell should tell your sense of taste that if it smells bad it taste bad and you sense of taste should be all alright smell you know what your talking about... I think that is all of my random thought of the day

loganace
12-28-2011, 09:56 PM
Why is it random? It makes sense.

zombie ruler
12-28-2011, 09:59 PM
Because I would have never thought of it through out my normal day. Also where did Box go?

loganace
12-28-2011, 10:01 PM
Under a rock.

zombie ruler
12-28-2011, 10:01 PM
Damn he would be there wouldn't he.

loganace
12-28-2011, 10:02 PM
I'll check. /Looks under rock. Yep he's there. Looking at his user CP.

zombie ruler
12-28-2011, 10:04 PM
Darn I would have never have thought to look there. What happen to this being a lodge rp or something?

loganace
12-28-2011, 10:06 PM
I don't know. I also never saw the rivalry between the loges.

zombie ruler
12-28-2011, 10:12 PM
Neither did I. All I saw was a bunch of random stuff happening and the two lodges working together for the most part

loganace
12-28-2011, 10:14 PM
If the rivalry was real, we would win.

zombie ruler
12-28-2011, 10:17 PM
Hell yeah we would. I don't care if they have more people than us, we could still whip them all day and night

loganace
12-28-2011, 10:18 PM
It is accually even. But our people are usually more inactive.

zombie ruler
12-28-2011, 10:21 PM
Oh I didn't know we ended up with more people. When did this happen?

loganace
12-28-2011, 10:25 PM
ILIKEPIE Joined. Shourkey Joined. And a few other people. Just read the OP.

zombie ruler
12-28-2011, 10:27 PM
Just did and we have one more than the other lodge since Box is in a tree

loganace
12-28-2011, 10:30 PM
Yes but they have more rounded of people that posst. We have a few pwople that post a LOT. But some that have like 3 posts. Whereas they each have a chunk of the posts.

zombie ruler
12-28-2011, 10:35 PM
Oh ok that makes sense

loganace
12-28-2011, 10:42 PM
But we would still cream them.

BoxHead
12-28-2011, 10:50 PM
OHAI THAR.

Whew, I finally finished the first chapter of this fanfiction. DO you want me to PM you guys it before posting?

zombie ruler
12-28-2011, 10:51 PM
OHAI THAR.

Whew, I finally finished the first chapter of this fanfiction. DO you want me to PM you guys it before posting?
Go for it if you want

@Logan: Hell yeah we would

Shoukry
12-28-2011, 10:55 PM
....o.o

loganace
12-28-2011, 10:55 PM
OHAI THAR.

Whew, I finally finished the first chapter of this fanfiction. DO you want me to PM you guys it before posting?
Yes Please.
Go for it if you want

@Logan: Hell yeah we would
We are superior to them in every way. I then fall dow a garbage shoot.

zombie ruler
12-28-2011, 10:59 PM
Even in the way you fall down in the garbage?

loganace
12-28-2011, 11:00 PM
You here me say yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss as I fall down the shoot.

zombie ruler
12-28-2011, 11:04 PM
I fall on the floor laughing as you fall

BoxHead
12-28-2011, 11:05 PM
My fanfic isn't loadiing in the PM for some reason, Ill try to post it here.
This is my first fan-fiction. Apologies if you don’t like it and cheers if you do.

AFTERLIFE.

Chapter 1: Memories.

“D-don’t leave me… HAYDEN!” Everything got dark. I could barely grasp her ace anymore. I almost forgot her name… It was… Laura…. It was getting darker… I could see faces. It was the faces of my parents, of my friends, and of her. Everything was turning dark…

My eyelids stretched open. I rose from my bed and scratched another mark in the wall. “How long has it been since then…?” I thought to myself. “How long since I’ve died?” After a few minutes of counting, I got roughly over a year and a half, exactly 555 days. I walked towards the door and shoved it open as I gazed over my fate. It had been over a year and a half since I had been assigned here. Unlike that previous memory, I remembered it clearly…

BANG! BANG! BANG! “Next…” It had called to me. The death guards, skeletal figures with black smoke fuming out of their heads, pushed me forward with their spears toward the large podium. Above me was a skeletal giant, embellished with a lavishly jeweled necklace and a long purple robe. His hand held his gavel that he would hit he podium every time someone was assigned. His black, soulless eyes literally pierced into my soul.

“Another young one…” Said a booming voice mixed with anger and sorrow. The Judge stared down, either pitying me for dying at a young age of 17 or being stupid enough to perish at this age. You could say it is a mixture of both, but it didn’t matter as he quickly made his decision by going through my life. “Your life is filled with many good things… Bravery, responsibility, trust, love… However, you have tainted that with sacrifice, lust, solitude, and despair,” I wish I could’ve explained everything to him, but my mouth was sealed. Even if I could explain something to him, he would have just ignored me. However, inside me, I knew he was right.

BANG! BANG! BANG! “Level 3. You have earned to live your afterlife in the Field of Rest. Live it well, as this is your last life. Next…” As I trudged onwards with the death guards, escorted me to an elevator, which I took up. Inside there was a diagram showing 7 levels up and 6 levels down. From the top:

7: Eternal Palace
6: City of Bliss
5: Islands of the Blessed
4: Realm of Light
3: Field of Rest
2: Forest of Mystery
1: The Mountain of Peace
-1: Plateau of Inferno
-2: Blighted Fields
-3: Basin of Demons
-4: Realm of Shadow
-5: Frosted Volcano
-6: The End.

BoxHead
12-28-2011, 11:06 PM
That last level scared me a bit, however, seeing all those amazing levels above me made me feel even worse. It’s called the Field of Rest? Seriously? Would I just sleep? The Eternal Palace and City of Bliss sounded perfect, and levels 5 and 4 weren’t s bad either. Heck, even 1 and 2 sounded better than level three. I told myself that I had to wait and see if it was as bad as I thought. When the elevator doors opened, I was in an apartment.

“This is your living quarters from now on… Do not complain and do not rebel, or your fate will be worse than your previous one.” Said the death guards as they pushed me. The elevator doors closed as a wall appeared in its stead. I started touching the wall, seeing if I could get, out but it was useless. Luckily, my mouth and hands were unbound as I walked to the front door to see this Field of Rest. Was it as bad as I thought? No, but it wasn’t good either.

This field was a wheat field that seemed to go on for miles and miles. It was just endless hills of wheat and grass. As I stepped outside, I saw old men and women trudging along, quietly talking and staring at the sky, an endless orange sunset sky, even though there was no sky at all. I could tell by their presences that they have been here for a long time, possibly even longer than their mortal lives. I talked to them as they looked at me in the same way The Judge did. It did me no good talking to them, as they would seem to daydream and nod after I finished talking.

As I walked on, I had sudden memories of Laura flash to my head. As I was falling someone caught me and said, “You okay?” It was a voice of a guy around my age. I looked up and saw a guy with a flannel shirt with jeans. He must’ve been in his early twenties, probably 21 when he died.

“I-I’m fine. Just some…”

“Memories?”

“Yeah. Who are you, and when did you, uh you know...”

“The name’s Alex Snipe, and I kicked the bucket in 2001. It was an accident when a couple of guys and I were driving and the driver took a little too much beer that day. The Judge barely let me into this place, but he thought it was just one act of foolishness, or whatever. How about you?”

“I’m Hayden Johnson, and thanks for saving and stuff, but can you explain what’s happening here?”

He noticed that I was trying to dodge the cause of my death. “Uh… Yeah. You see, the main reason you life is to achieve a perfect afterlife. In the ‘good levels’ everything is supposedly better, but I don’t think so. Watch this.” Alex tried to punch me but his fist was blown back with a puff of black smoke. He shook his hand in pain as he continued, “In this life, you are supposedly immortal, but I heard there are ways of dying. When you die in the afterlife, you cease existing. The only people that have the power of doing that are the death guards, you know the ones that let us in the messed up little excuse for heaven?” Alex stomped his foot, but quickly calmed down. “This was explained in the manual, but I don’t blame you for dodging it. I wanted to see the outside, and I wouldn’t have noticed a small piece of paper taped to the sink. Well, anyways, I’m so freaking happy that there is actually a cool guy here.”
I had a puzzled look and said, “You mean there are no guys our age here?”

“To tell the truth, there was a bunch of friends I used to hang out with, but for some reason, the death guards moved me into this sector. There are hundreds of thousands of sectors in this level. For some reason, they forced me to live with the old farts for around 4 years. It was torture, man. Since you came, I don’t know if these guys made a mistake or something, but at least there’s someone here.” He replied.

“So… What do we exactly, do here?” I asked.

“For us, I don’t know. I’ve been walking around and watching TV for my whole time here. Yeah, if you don’t know there is a TV, but I heard that guys up in level 4 get Internet…” He said with envy. “At least they can only talk to other level fours, so it must be pretty dull,” He smiled trying to lie to himself. However, I wasn’t doing as well, Laura’s images kept on flashing. Darkness kept going flashing in my eyes, as I blacked out.

From there, Alex had brought me back to my house, and we hung out together for a while until today. I heard some murmurs and then I saw her. She didn’t look at me for a while since she was reading the manual, go figure. It wasn’t possible, that she had gotten here. It couldn’t be Laura, but she almost looked identical. She had her brown hair in a short bang combed over one eye and the rest down her back.

She waved to me, “Hi! My name is Alice Ryker, and how are you?” She seemed jumpier that Laura, but her voice was almost identical as well.

“Ha-ha, I’m fine! My name’s Hayden Johnson. Someone’s a bit jumpy…” I replied. I wanted to destroy whoever had assigned her here. The second person around my age after a year and a half HAD to look like Laura. I put my hand to my face as I tried to take this all in. Death itself was mocking me. When I got back to my house, I had to make sure that I wasn’t in the floor -3.

“A-are you okay?” She asked with concern and pity. She was probably thinking on what type of weirdo I was right now. I couldn’t care less, though it was probably for the best of my psychological health that the farther away from her the better.

“He’s fine. Alice? That was your name, right?” Alex appeared behind me. “I’m Alex, nice to meet you, Alice. Heh, they sound the same. Kind of a funny coincidence, huh?” At this point I thought that Alex was about as appealing as me, but that chattered in small talk as they walked off. As I headed back to my house, ready to take a nap, I noticed that one of my walls was missing. Actually, it had changed into metal doors, which opened as fast I had laid my eyes on them. It was the death guards, but they seemed different. They didn’t have gray cloaks and spears riddled with black blood. These death guards were wearing het black hoods and wielded scythes.
One of them beckoned, and in a voice as sharp as a blade but as powerful as a steel club, “Hayden Johnson. We require you.”

BoxHead
12-28-2011, 11:10 PM
Tell meh what you think.
*hides in shame*

BoxHead
12-28-2011, 11:16 PM
Confidence level:
here------------------------------Low-----------------High

loganace
12-28-2011, 11:17 PM
I Like it a Lot.