100,000 Zetsu vs. Earth

[WindScar22]

The People of Earth get two years prep.
Each Zetsu knows the name and face of every person on Earth.
The Presidents and leaders of all the countries can be copied by Zetsu and used to say and do things the normal leader would not (like how Bon Clay changed himself into King Cobra, captured and hid the real King Cobra, and issued a decree stating something horrible was to happen to the Kingdom of Alabasta.) The Zetsu are spread around to countries and their number in said countries is reflected off of the population of the country, like how the delegates for each state to vote with is reflected off of the population.
There is a Zetsu on each named piece of land, and then more will appear via population effect.

Earth can build Fat Man and Little Boy, the two Atomic Bombs used against Japan.

Russia can evacuate and then use the Chernobyl Meltdown to destroy all Zetsus in Russia.

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

just because herp a derp and say it in your OP doesn't make it so

Zetsu aint infiltrating any of the world leaders that matter

a single b2 bomber proceeds to exterminate the clone army while they listen to Tom Sawyer by Rush and munch on Dorritos

[Ninyn]

*looks around* what going on im confused

[Wooster]

7 billion vs. 100,000

Even the Russian stragety of cannon fodder should easily beat the Zetsus.

[Noctis Arashi]

Russia punches them do death while drinking vodka.

No but seriously, this is a stomp. I take out a few of them by grabbing some axe and a lighter.

[Wooster]

Just spray the world with herbicide, problem solved. :ugeek:

[Noctis Arashi]

Just spray the world with herbicide, problem solved. :ugeek:
Then, in 7 weeks, we die of lack of oxygen, YEAHHHHH. :cool:

[Wooster]

Not when you have these!
SiabeNR_q0U

[Nightmare Luffy]

You are all severely underestimating the zetsu clones. I agree they may not win here though its definitely a possibility what i'm specifically talking about are these posts.
I take out a few of them by grabbing some axe and a lighter. You really think you can take multiple super human regenerating beings at once with a small flamethrower or for that matter even a real axe or maybe a gun. I'm not so sure theyd lose to bullets when their body is goo. Even after all these attacks that are very superior to what humans can do[521 p9], they're still regenerating and coming back and fighting[524 p15]. & theyre all exhausting the super human ninja and you really think you can beat more than even one with lighting a spray can on fire.

Everyone else acts like theyre this weak as well its getting pretty ridiculous theyre extremely durable and its doubtful much on earth could actually hurt them, human wise.

[Wooster]

The point is that there are many more humans. These are 10,000 to 1 odds.

Even if it took 10 humans to take out one Zetus, the Earth has numbers to spare. Heck, you can even throw in dogs and and sheet. The Earth easily wins.

[Nightmare Luffy]

Yes as I said i'm not saying Zetsu would win. I'm talking about Noctis Arashi's comment that he could take a few Zetsu clones out by himself, with some Axe and a lighter. Which is a ridiculous comment & I'm not sure he was serious himself but the way he treated them as fodder I think he was.

If we're talking about numbers, it would take a lot more humans than 10 to take out one Zetsu. Its not like it matters because the scale is so much more than that but I just thought i would respond to that part too.

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

7 billion vs. 100,000

Even the Russian stragety of cannon fodder should easily beat the Zetsus.

go old school man a b-52 with a few thousand tons of good ol'fashion Agent Orange..

followed by a napalm strike

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hail the conquering hero


oh and yeah Arashi yer not beating a cloned monster with an axe and a lighter..I'm fairly sure you aren't comparable to a couple dozen marines and that's likely what's needed for Zetsu clones

[Eagle125]

Flamethrowers, molotov cocktails, incendiary rounds, tracer rounds, air strikes like in Vietnam, and of course you could also round them all up and use the nuclear missiles to eradicate and afterwards sterilize the area with herbicides.

[Nightmare Luffy]

I honestly dont think what eagle mentioned will do it too easy either. Zetsu arent like actual ninja or humans and they dont bleed. Theyre goo and as you saw when Neji blew its body apart it was moving and reforming and like wooster said aside jokingly they are basically plant-like.

[Wooster]

Which means their cloning powers should be pretty useless. If the are plants, their heat signatures should be nothing like humans. Or perhaps dogs be useful to sniff them out. Sense humans can't sense chakra that special mapping is meaningless in this battle.

I think salt would be effectively, actually. Plant life no like that. :lol:

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

Which means their cloning powers should be pretty useless. If the are plants, their heat signatures should be nothing like humans. Or perhaps dogs be useful to sniff them out. Sense humans can't sense chakra that special mapping is meaningless in this battle.

I think salt would be effectively, actually. Plant life no like that. :lol:

god..imagine what agent orange is gonna do to these guys.

or that herbicide that spawned all those retarded Polar bears in the 80's when it flowed into Alaska

[Eagle125]

Agent orange or Napalm

[Devils Lawyer]

So how does earth deal with a creature that can travel through the earth and appear literally anywhere.?Zetsu is even harder to defeat than the regular fodder patrol.

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

So how does earth deal with a creature that can travel through the earth and appear literally anywhere.?Zetsu is even harder to defeat than the regular fodder patrol.

dude you can go and buy for a few thousand bucks..equipment that can scout out Zetsu

and I'm talking about rinky dink underfunded archealogy department shot gun echo in the ground ultrasound scans

not the sophisticated seismic technology that allows the CIA to know when some one detonated a bomb on the other side of the planet

[Devils Lawyer]

dude you can go and buy for a few thousand bucks..equipment that can scout out Zetsu

and I'm talking about rinky dink underfunded archealogy department shot gun echo in the ground ultrasound scans

not the sophisticated seismic technology that allows the CIA to know when some one detonated a bomb on the other side of the planet

This time it's not about locating them. It's about the fact they can appear in any facility they want. The fact they can travel massive distances in the earth at ease. Think about it they could plant bombs anywhere they choose. It would take too long to catch and stop them. The only thing we have is an advantage is in numbers in this scenario. Which could pull a win. But realistically so many people will be slaughtered before they stopped.