Magneto vs Akatsuki

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

inspired by..the errmm brilliance shall we say? of the theories and remarks of the previous thread has inspired me here.

Eric Starts off the fight eating some Ramen at Ichiraku's he's pretty much just in town passing through

Pain and his corpse puppets show up backed up by Itachi Sasori and the zombie brothers

Madara is on the hokage monument and wont be fighting unless his team starts loosing badly. These are non edo's these are merely the characters as they were seen prior to their demise.

Deidera and orochimaru are also present but are fighting the rest of konohas forces with Zetsu and kisame so they wont be taking part in this battle.

So pein plus the vaunted Uchiha the two bruisers and Sasori take on a pissed off magneto who's in no mood for any shenanigans and wants to enjoy his vacation so he's at 'kill them all immediately no holding back" rampage on the Shi'ar mode

hows this go?

[cnorwood]

he takes the iron from all their bodies

[sagemaster777]

Hey Hey Hey! Yo dawg. First of all...Naruto is haxx man, HAXX! aint no way tobi gunna let em kill him man. Psshhh what can magneto do yo, use his mind to throw magnets at them? SOUL SUCK MAN SOUL SUCK! :Smileyface:

lul

[Rasengan SageX5]

Magneto kills them with utter ease. As has been said, he can manipulate the iron in their blood and kill them from the inside out. He can also manipulate the whole magnetic spectrum from what I here, as well as gravity. Sasori's Iron Sand would just tip the scales even more in Maggy's favor for 2 reasons, those being that it is more metal he can control as well as the fact that it is poisoned. In short, they all die within a few seconds of pissing ol' Maggy off.

[Uchiha Sora]

No no no no!!!!!!!!!11!!!1

ITACHI USES SOOKUYOMI NOBODY CAN ESCAPE IT UNLESS YOU HAVE SHARINGAN ITACHI SAID HIMSELF!!11!11 MAGNETO CANNOT ESCAPE IT!!1
ATAMERATATSU!!!!1!11
CHEEBAKU TENSEEEI !!!111!
TOTSOOKA SWERD!!11



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[The Immortal Watch Dog]

Hey Hey Hey! Yo dawg. First of all...Naruto is haxx man, HAXX! aint no way tobi gunna let em kill him man. Psshhh what can magneto do yo, use his mind to throw magnets at them? SOUL SUCK MAN SOUL SUCK! :Smileyface:

lul

the only issue I have about Tobi is can he phase or BFR magneto before he rips the moon and every other rock in the solar system out of space and throws it at their location?

I mean I know he's powerful he's thanos level and all but unlikje Thanos magneto can AOE after all...

I suppose with pein though...the RS power maybe he can totally push all those meteors and moons back

[sagemaster777]

No no no no!!!!!!!!!11!!!1

ITACHI USES SOOKUYOMI NOBODY CAN ESCAPE IT UNLESS YOU HAVE SHARINGAN ITACHI SAID HIMSELF!!11!11 MAGNETO CANNOT ESCAPE IT!!1
ATAMERATATSU!!!!1!11
CHEEBAKU TENSEEEI !!!111!
TOTSOOKA SWERD!!11



http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/73/Trollface.png:geek: Expert!

the only issue I have about Tobi is can he phase or BFR magneto before he rips the moon and every other rock in the solar system out of space and throws it at their location?

I mean I know he's powerful he's thanos level and all but unlikje Thanos magneto can AOE after all...

I suppose with pein though...the RS power maybe he can totally push all those meteors and moons back
Yeah im pretty sure magneto takes this.

/waiting for the pokeball to troll-in

[cnorwood]

the only issue I have about Tobi is can he phase or BFR magneto before he rips the moon and every other rock in the solar system out of space and throws it at their location?

I mean I know he's powerful he's thanos level and all but unlikje Thanos magneto can AOE after all...

I suppose with pein though...the RS power maybe he can totally push all those meteors and moons back
Do you know anything about magnoeto besides the movies/cartoons. because he can do alot more that "move rocks"

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

Do you know anything about magnoeto besides the movies/cartoons. because he can do alot more that "move rocks"

you know I'm the same IWD from the OBD right? I mean damn dude I've only written like..massive ass posts detailing all the things Eric can do form energy transmutation (Thor got pretty butthurt about that) to having light year range..to being able to hold back souls..to all the stuff He's done..when ever people underrate him I usually get pissed when people only mention his blood sucking..I mean I think I know more about what Eric can do then most of the posters besides..guys like EM I mean..

can't you tell when a post is mocking trolls?

Yeah im pretty sure magneto takes this.

/waiting for the pokeball to troll-in

I'm curious as to how any one can counter Erics ability to simply turn their chakra into say Gama Radiation which would result in massive internal organ failure and the like..or his ability to simply open a wormhole between the surface of the sun and the battle field and trigger a massive solar flare and just throw it in their faces.

I mean soul ripping magnato? He shuts your brain down and crawls back in his body..it isn't like he hasn't totally stopped souls from moving on and ripped photons out of the air..to build them holographic bodies to interact

y'know the best par is..Magneto is an ant compared to Thanos..

[Uchiha Sora]

you know I'm the same IWD from the OBD right?
...OR ARE YOU?
a1Y73sPHKxw

[sagemaster777]

Hm, he hasn't came in here yet, Me shocked. :eek:

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

Hm, he hasn't came in here yet, Me shocked. :eek:

he's more interested in making a third Thanos vs Akatsuki thread and harping about how the man keeps oppressing naruto..and how we're all mindless drones drinking Illuminati cool aid

[321zigzag3]

he's more interested in making a third Thanos vs Akatsuki thread and harping about how the man keeps oppressing naruto..and how we're all mindless drones drinking Illuminati cool aid

Trueborn Uchiha was mostly actually joking but anyway.

This image sets up well in the NF.

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[sagemaster777]

he's more interested in making a third Thanos vs Akatsuki thread and harping about how the man keeps oppressing naruto..and how we're all mindless drones drinking Illuminati cool aid
LMAO Illuminati kool-aid `:P

yeah, i said KOOL! :twisted:

[321zigzag3]

LMAO Illuminati kool-aid `:P

yeah, i said KOOL! :twisted:

There are worse conspiracies than illuminati.

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

There are worse conspiracies than illuminati.

some that are actually true no less

Kool? lol that reminds me when I was still in highschool some teacher actually spelled school with a K

Y'know my grammar isn't that perfect but my god..a friggen teacher

[sagemaster777]

There are worse conspiracies than illuminati.
Really? Do share, im bored so this would be interesting.
some that are actually true no less

Kool? lol that reminds me when I was still in highschool some teacher actually spelled school with a K

Y'know my grammar isn't that perfect but my god..a friggen teacher

lol my teacher spelled ketchup and called it catchup :lol:

[321zigzag3]

some that are actually true no less

*Thinks thoughtfully*

Kool? lol that reminds me when I was still in highschool some teacher actually spelled school with a K

Good to see you are back.

Was that an english teacher? It souinds like it.

Y'know my grammar isn't that perfect but my god..a friggen teacher

We all had our shares crazy middle and high school teachers.

In termsof conspiracies, there is that reptilian one.

[321zigzag3]

Really? Do share, im bored so this would be interesting.


lol my teacher spelled ketchup and called it catchup :lol:

Reptilian conspiracy

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

*Thinks thoughtfully*

Caesars assassination, The godfather style systematic extermination of the templars were pretty well done conspiracies

Templars and all the theories about them are absolute lies and nonsense but how the Pope managed to wipe them all out with out their formidable spy network finding out is pretty epic

Cesare Borgia and his fathers consolidation of power in the Vatican

Roosvelt and William Randalph Hearst organizing the Spanish American war..

The illuminati as they existed was basically a science club for rich french geeks so sit around and speculate about space and math and philosophy..they were actually harmless they tended to have lots of hookers though.,.lots and lots of hookers

The Freemasons were nothing but a workers union that managed to survive for an obscenely long time..then sorta transform into a rich dudes club

come to think of it the only real illuminatiesque that wielded real power were the Rosencrucians and I'm not actually sure they existed in a proveable capacity and they were basically a bunch of extremely wealthy gangsters and merchants..

so essentially they were a Jewish/Mongolian/French catholic La Cosa Nostra

the business plot assuming it was real and not Roosevelt propaganda taken to extreme by modern Anti Bush people (his grandfather and Joseph Kennedy were supposedly behind it all with Henry Ford but honestly..you know how it is)

Really? Do share, im bored so this would be interesting.


lol my teacher spelled ketchup and called it catchup :lol:

Gladly read my my entire post and I've got a decent link


In termsof conspiracies, there is that reptilian one.

oh you meant retarded conspiracies not genuine ones

[sagemaster777]

lol oh wow, the illuminati sounds great!! :lol:

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

lol oh wow, the illuminati sounds great!! :lol:

hardly any political power or bad ass pull..but they did get lots of poon drank loads of ale and ate lots of salted pork I would imagine

[cnorwood]

you know I'm the same IWD from the OBD right? I mean damn dude I've only written like..massive ass posts detailing all the things Eric can do form energy transmutation (Thor got pretty butthurt about that) to having light year range..to being able to hold back souls..to all the stuff He's done..when ever people underrate him I usually get pissed when people only mention his blood sucking..I mean I think I know more about what Eric can do then most of the posters besides..guys like EM I mean..

can't you tell when a post is mocking trolls?


oh my bad, im usually on these sites at work on a minimized screen. this site doesnt adjust so i cant see names. so when i read that i thought it was a serious answer from some guy who only watches the movies/cartoons

[sagemaster777]

hardly any political power or bad ass pull..but they did get lots of poon drank loads of ale and ate lots of salted pork I would imagine

so whats all this nonsense about them existing back in the past messing with history or something? :lol:

not that i even believe in that or anything. just curious about all the talk o-o

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

so whats all this nonsense about them existing back in the past messing with history or something? :lol:

not that i even believe in that or anything. just curious about all the talk o-o

because people have an active imagination and "Illuminati' is a pretty presumptuous arrogant name to attach to your clubhouse so when they see a bunch of rich dudes and intellectuals coming together secretly they start assuming stuff

the vast majority of those secret societies tend to just be the wealthy and the intellectuals sitting around overestimating themselves talking crap that no one cares about..feeling all important..oh and yeah and doing ungodly amounts of drugs and sex

take that lodge with the giant straw owl statue- much like the Illuminati every one assumes all these powerful people show up there to decide the fate of the country and the world..but the truth is they probably go there..to get high on drugs screw women..and the giant straw owl..is a good way to troll people and deflect it

on top of that it benefits people to keep up the conspiracy nonsense..because there's a whole industry worth hundreds of millions of dollars based on the poor saps who actually buy into this crap so why deny it?

further more 'yeah we're not gonna comment on the secret clique running the world rumor" works perfectly to deflect what these people often do..which is probably allot more along the lines of sexual debauchery alcohol and copious amounts of illegal substances

if your some super elite its a whole lot easier for example to defend against "lawl Illuminati' then "pervert who gets naked in the woods does blow and screws other perverts and hookers and kids"

the average person and the people who prosecute you tend laugh at the conspiracy stuff..but a ritualistic orgy party? yeah..no

I'm not saying it's always like that I brought up a few examples of real nefarious secret societies that did exist..and were dangerous and historically real conspiracies that actually happened..but the vast majority of these secret societies can be summed up like this

"people with money doing the stupid crap you see on "worlds dumbest *insert title here* but instead of on TrueTV or Fox they do it in secret"

basically

but if you want a real secret society that actually existed was immensely dangerous and scarily enough may still exist? go wiki ODESSA or ODESA I forget which

the Catholic Church Various wealthy Americans Argentines and Germans funded a secret organization within Nazi Germany..to basically aid them in spreading their ideals around the world and setting up numerous networks bank accounts and fail safes in case Hitler failed..to aid in numerous Nazi War Criminals in escaping Europe at the end of the war..worse still they actively fought and opposed the CIA and Isreal for years prevent people who murdered thousands from ever getting justice..set them up with new lives..even giving a few nice government jobs in NASA for example (the guy who built the space suits used by our astronauts designed earlier models by using Jews as Guinea pigs) and yeah generally engaged in acts of terror

ODESA was supposedly shut down in the eighties or nineties by Isreali security the CIA or the SAS and they finally got caught but the truth is..we don't really know

and the reality is..there's still billions (trillions by now) of looted assets Nazi's and sympathizers made off with that is unaccounted for..and the scary part is these dudes could be out there still albeit not the same dudes they're all dead but new dudes..carrying on that crazyness trying to revive the Reich...

probably will end of failing the moment they take action since y'know terrorist even really loaded ones inevitably get their heads blown off (Re Pablo Escobar and Bin Laden) but..all the same

they actually exist..and people keep herping a derp on fictional nonsense like 9/11 conspiracy theories and the Illuminati and those lizards when there are one or two real..groups left in the world although completely incompetent are real and dangerous


oh my bad, im usually on these sites at work on a minimized screen. this site doesnt adjust so i cant see names. so when i read that i thought it was a serious answer from some guy who only watches the movies/cartoons

oh my bad, yeah I saw how that looked when it came out should have added more smileys

[321zigzag3]

Roosvelt and William Randalph Hearst organizing the Spanish American war..

Pulitzer shouldn't be omitted either at least in a lesser sense.


The Freemasons were nothing but a workers union that managed to survive for an obscenely long time..then sorta transform into a rich dudes club

Probably but they also have dark rumors about them especially the very high ups.


oh you meant retarded conspiracies not genuine ones

The illumaniti did exist though in a sense but not likely we know of them

There is also that Majestic 12 conspiracy.

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

Pulitzer shouldn't be omitted either at least in a lesser sense.

no he shouldn't be your absolutely right

Pulitzer and Hearst were also massively anti union yet for some reason espoused by the left as heroic paragons



Probably but they also have dark rumors about them especially the very high ups.


Listen man (or don't it's the internet after all entirely up to you)My great, great grandfather was one of the generals in charge of the conquest of Patagonia his father marched with Jose De San Martin, they were all high ranking Freemasons..even chilled with George washington according to my granny her father was another prominent Freemason

know how smart and powerful he was? not even remotely he bought into communism pissed off the right wing and they pretty much spent a few generations beating the tar out of my family when ever they could..he lost everything..every Freemason over there in his generation did

powerful? not from what I've seen connected? Super connected going back generations and multinationally sure didn't save him or my grandparents from being destitute

secret societies have a shocking small amount of power

it's usually the guys with the connections to politicians..and organized crime that wield "Masonic' power and even those guys come and go as frequently as a changing cloud



The illumaniti did exist though in a sense but not likely we know of them

There is also that Majestic 12 conspiracy.

Majestic twelve? that's related to project black book right? I'm always skeptical of that stuff

[Flying Fortress Skyfire]

Unless it was an elaborate ruse. What reason has he to share the truth with his family?

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

Unless it was an elaborate ruse. What reason has he to share the truth with his family?

huh? who?

[Flying Fortress Skyfire]

Your great-grandfather, whom you claim was not smart or powerful.

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

Your great-grandfather, whom you claim was not smart or powerful.

my grandmother and her brothers portrayed the guy as pretty much full of himself the type of spoiled rich kid who lives off his fathers work and all that - he made some dumb business choices- he was the type of person according to them to loudly and proudly declare he was member of a place like that just for the allure of it.

as for how do I know that the Masonic stuff isn't total BS His old man was a Freemason he was buried as a Freemason from what I understand the symbol those guys use and all that are everywhere in the family mausoleum, he had a truck load of paraphernalia that was masonic

as for my great-grandfather I don't see why he wouldn't be unless he was just such a failure his ol'mans club buddies booted him or something. I mean the way the man was described by my grandmother I probably wouldn't want him in my secret club but for example again the guy had allot of I guess the word is "masonic "stuff lying around his house..come to think of it I might have an old book of his that's full of Freemason symbols somewhere in my house -

either he was via his ol'man or he just inherited a bunch of stuff from him that was. they all say he was..and they hated the guy so I don't see why they'd lie about that

[Flying Fortress Skyfire]

Obviously they're in on it. It's all part of the elaborate ruse to keep the general public unaware of the Masons' true plans for world domination. ;)

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

Obviously they're in on it. It's all part of the elaborate ruse to keep the general public unaware of the Masons' true plans for world domination. ;)

meh if it means handlebar mustaches and epic end of the nineteenth century wardobes they can have the world

I want the stache's :p

[321zigzag3]

Unless it was an elaborate ruse. What reason has he to share the truth with his family?

Some do, some don't.

meh if it means handlebar mustaches and epic end of the nineteenth century wardobes they can have the world

I want the stache's :p

http://www.narutoforums.com/images/smilies/series2/smoke0aq.gif


Although one of the main dark rumors about it has to do with the hugest rank with freemasons.