Long Distance Tier Debate Meh Tier/Crybaby Tier Tournament!

[mrsticky005]

Read the rules here

http://www.naruto.viz.com/forum/showthread.php?t=105202 (http://www.naruto.viz.com/forum/showthread.php?t=105202)




Round Three!! (just before the finals!)

1. Wooster the Uh Wooster vs Evil Minister of the Tea Lord


2. Ayame The Ramen Girl vs Bull The Dog


3. Chamu the Saber Tooth Tiger vs Buna The Not Naruto

4. Ageha the Beggar Girl vs Aniki The Cheap Jerk Who Uses Poison To Win

5. Baku The Other Anbu and not the Summon vs Shin The Dead Bro of Sai Shaft

6. Tite Kubo the Heart vs Dajimu The Anbu

7. Amachi the Water Lizard Dude vs Fire Lord The Namer of Medals


AND WHAT IS THIS! DUE TO SUPERIOR BATTLE PROWESS
MANABU AKADO AUTOMATICALLY MAKES IT TO THE MEH TIER!

Second Raikage is upset at this and trains with determination!

[Bacon]

Sure, for the stickman.

[mrsticky005]

Sure, for the stickman.

Who wins these EPIC battles?

[Super Sanin 3]

dunno
Amachi stomps
Ebizu ninja > ninja dogs for the most part
Dunno
5th Raikage?
Wooster :D
CBF doing the rest

[mrsticky005]

Read the rules here

http://www.naruto.viz.com/forum/showthread.php?t=105202 (http://www.naruto.viz.com/forum/showthread.php?t=105202)


The battles are:


Earth Lord vs Chikara (Feudal Lord of the Land of Noodles)

I think Earth Lord wins. He has more political power seeing
how the Land of Earth exists in both canon and filler and
also probably has a much bigger military force.

Ageha vs Abiru

I say Ageha wins since she hasn't been scarred for life by Gaara's sand.

Chohan vs Amachi

Amachi wins due to actual having jutsu. However Chohan bets
everything on himself losing. Chohan wins $10.

Bisuke vs Ebizo

Bisuke waits. Ebizo dies from old age. Bisuke wins.

Akari Tatsuhiro vs Chamu

Chamu wins because it's a saber tooth tiger vs a 16 year old girl.

Akino vs 5th Raikage

Akino wins for actually existing.

Biwako Sarutobi vs Wooster

Undecided.

Male Animal Path's Former Body vs Agari

Not being dead Agari wins
Fang Lord vs Denka

Denka hisses. Fang Lord runs away from battle. Denka wins.

Amayo vs Dajimu

Dajimu wins because he is Anbu whereas Amayo is not a ninja.

2nd Raikage vs Alice

2nd Raikage wins due to just being there

Manabu Akado vs Amaru

Manabu Akado wins due to 38 years of experience as a Genin.


Dengaku vs Dread Lion

Dread Lion wins. It's a lion.

Buna vs Choseki

Choseki mistakes Buna for Naruto and immediately admits defeat.

Buna wins.

Emi vs 1st Raikage

Despite being featless 1st Raikage wins because Emi is featless
AND got caught in Itachi's genjutsu which 1st Raikage has not.

1st Raikage Wins.

Evil Minister of the Tea Lord vs First Hoshikage

First Hoshikage is dead. Evil Minister of the Tea Lord wins by default.

Aoi vs Baku (Anbu)

Baku wins since he's Anbu.

Earth Dragon vs Emiru

Earth Dragon steps on Emiru and wins.

Chishima vs Baiu

Baiu beats Chishima senseless with his umbrella

Captain of the Ghost Ship vs Cursed Warrior

Undecided

Agari Kaisen vs Gato

Since Gato is Kakuzu, Gato wins.

Choji's Mother vs Bunzo

Choji's Mother dies from high cholestral. Bunzo wins.

F vs Bansai

F is for Fail.
Bansai wins.

Chief Elder of the Hidden Mist vs Bald Headed Cloud Ninja

You don't get to be Chief Elder of the Hidden Mist by being weak!

Bald Headed Cloud Ninja wins.

Shin vs Ami

Shin stabs Ami and wins.

Asura Path's Former Body vs Claw Lord

Claw Lord wins due to not being dead.
Fire Lord vs Daikoku Fueneno

Fire Lord has political powers. Curbstomp.

Chibi vs Aniki

Aniki uses poison. Chibi eats it. Nagato cries. Aniki wins.

Bakuto vs Akane's Father

Bakuto wins since he threatens Akane's Father with his connection to the other prisoners.

Tite Kubo vs Agira Ryudoin

Undecided

Bekko vs Akane

Bekko is a chuunin. Bekko wins.

Bull vs Daichi

Bull bites Daichi in half. Daichi wins. Just kidding. Bull wins.

Doki vs Chichiyasu

Without Tayuya to play her flute Doki stands still. Chichiyasu wins.

Bandō vs Ayame

Bando throws his abacus. It has sharp corners!

Ayame throws a bowl of steaming hot ramen!

Ayame wins




the fights are win

[TheBlackChidori]

Earth Lord vs Chikara (Feudal Lord of the Land of Noodles)

Chikara has the power of filler on his side. With that, their village is always saved.


Ageha vs Abiru

Abiru has experience with trauma, she'll handle the fight to the death better.


Chohan vs Amachi

Amachi

Bisuke vs Ebizo

I dont know who Ebizo is.


Akari Tatsuhiro vs Chamu

Akari wins because she's a 16 year old girl, therefore some guy with long black bangs is obviously going to rescue here.


Akino vs 5th Raikage

5th Raikage wins with Future Hype.


Biwako Sarutobi vs Wooster

Wooster wins for having an eraser


Male Animal Path's Former Body vs Agari

Unfortunately his body is still dead so Agari


Fang Lord vs Denka

Denka hisses. Fang Lord runs away from battle. Denka wins. <-

Amayo vs Dajimu

Dajimu wins because he is Anbu whereas Amayo is not a ninja.


2nd Raikage vs Alice

Alice wins, Raikage doesn't like hitting women.

Manabu Akado vs Amaru

Manabu is like Naruto, forever a Genin. Common ninja ranking tells us that at this point, he would be High Kage level.

Dengaku vs Dread Lion

Barring a stampede, Dread Lion.


Buna vs Choseki

Coseki wins for having cool hair.



I ran out of energy.

[mrsticky005]

Earth Lord vs Chikara (Feudal Lord of the Land of Noodles)

Chikara has the power of filler on his side. With that, their village is always saved.

Hm. Good point.

Alright! Chikara wins!


Ageha vs Abiru

Abiru has experience with trauma, she'll handle the fight to the death better.

Abiru is a guy. His manhood has been questioned. Negative points!

Ageha wins!


Chohan vs Amachi

Amachi

Chohan won...the bet...that he would lose

Bisuke vs Ebizo

I dont know who Ebizo is.

Chiyo's brother.

Akari Tatsuhiro vs Chamu

Akari wins because she's a 16 year old girl, therefore some guy with long black bangs is obviously going to rescue here.

Not today. Nom nom nom.

Chamu wins.

Akino vs 5th Raikage

5th Raikage wins with Future Hype.

Curses! Foiled again!

Biwako Sarutobi vs Wooster

Wooster wins for having an eraser

Erasers don't work on ink!

Male Animal Path's Former Body vs Agari

Unfortunately his body is still dead so Agari

Flawless victory

Fang Lord vs Denka

Denka hisses. Fang Lord runs away from battle. Denka wins. <-

What a scaredy ca...camel!

Amayo vs Dajimu

Dajimu wins because he is Anbu whereas Amayo is not a ninja.

Agreed

2nd Raikage vs Alice

Alice wins, Raikage doesn't like hitting women.

He doesnt have to. His mere presence causes him to win.

Manabu Akado vs Amaru

Manabu is like Naruto, forever a Genin. Common ninja ranking tells us that at this point, he would be High Kage level.

Manabu Akado has probably started his own ninja village by now.

One with tanks.

Dengaku vs Dread Lion

Barring a stampede, Dread Lion.

I like how there is a lion.

Buna vs Choseki

Coseki wins for having cool hair.

Buna wins for having cooler hair. Naruto's hair.
Speaking of which Naruto is looking for his hair.

I ran out of energy.

Goo the distance

[mrsticky005]

Round Two is now up

[mrsticky005]

Read the rules here

http://www.naruto.viz.com/forum/showthread.php?t=105202 (http://www.naruto.viz.com/forum/showthread.php?t=105202)







Round Two


Chikara (Feudal Lord of the Land of Noodles) vs Ageha

Hm. Noble vs Beggar? Chikara has the advantage of status.
But everyone seems to love stories where the underdog wins.

Ageha wins.

Amachi vs Bisuke

Amachi uses Water Style: Great Cannon Ball Jutsu and Bisuke drowns

Chamu vs Agari

Chamu eats Agari. Chamu wins.

5th Raikage vs Wooster

Undecided.

Denka vs Dajimu

Denka has no clue what Dajimu looks like. Dajimu assasinates Denka.

2nd Raikage vs Manabu Akado

Undecided


Dread Lion vs Buna

Dread Lion roars.
Buna screams in fright.
Dread Lion thinks Buna is Naruto and about to use a powerful jutsu.
Dread Lion admits defeat.


1st Raikage vs Evil Minister of the Tea Lord

Evil Minister of the Tea Lord invites the 1st Raikage over for tea.

The tea is poison.

1st Raikage dies.

Evil Minister of the Tea Lord wins. How evil.



Baku (Anbu) vs Earth Dragon

Baku (Anbu) is presumed dead.
Earth Dragon lowers his guard.
Baku (Anbu) assassinates Earth Dragon

Baiu vs Gato

Baiu beats Gato with umbrella.
Gato has Baiu beaten to death
and then parades his corpse around town
to make an example out of those who dare question Gato

Bunzo vs Bansai

Undecided

Bald Headed Cloud Ninja vs Shin

Shin asks the Bald Headed Cloud Ninja if he's seen his bro Sai Shaft.

Bald Headed Cloud Ninja quickly admits defeat

Claw Lord vs Fire Lord

Undecided

Aniki vs Bakuto

Aniki poisons Bakuto. Aniki wins.

Bekko vs Bull

Bekko tries to unsummon bull but he doesn't have the contract.

Bull eats Bekko

Bull wins.

Bekko fans: Bull sh....oot.

Chichiyasu vs Ayame

Ayame makes ramen for Chichiyasu who burns it's tongue and then
accidentally drinks lighter fluid to ease the pain...and then dies.

Ayame wins

Tite Kubo vs Captain of the Ghost Ship

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Undecided



Someone decide

[Kreegah!!!]

Round Two


Chikara (Feudal Lord of the Land of Noodles) vs Ageha

Hm. Noble vs Beggar? Chikara has the advantage of status.
But everyone seems to love stories where the underdog wins.

Ageha wins.

Amachi vs Bisuke

Amachi uses Water Style: Great Cannon Ball Jutsu and Bisuke drowns

Chamu vs Agari

Chamu eats Agari. Chamu wins.

5th Raikage vs Wooster

Wooster wins because he works with lasers powered by lightning. He also empirically denied Santa to his face. This is why Christmas is solely commercial now.

Denka vs Dajimu

Denka has no clue what Dajimu looks like. Dajimu assasinates Denka.

2nd Raikage vs Manabu Akado

Manabu is still cooking. Given time, he'll make geezer where most people can't make 40.


Dread Lion vs Buna

Dread Lion roars.
Buna screams in fright.
Dread Lion thinks Buna is Naruto and about to use a powerful jutsu.
Dread Lion admits defeat.


1st Raikage vs Evil Minister of the Tea Lord

Evil Minister of the Tea Lord invites the 1st Raikage over for tea.

The tea is poison.

1st Raikage dies.

Evil Minister of the Tea Lord wins. How evil.



Baku (Anbu) vs Earth Dragon

Baku (Anbu) is presumed dead.
Earth Dragon lowers his guard.
Baku (Anbu) assassinates Earth Dragon

Baiu vs Gato

Baiu beats Gato with umbrella.
Gato has Baiu beaten to death
and then parades his corpse around town
to make an example out of those who dare question Gato

...and refuse to meet payments.

Bunzo vs Bansai

Bansai due to coin toss.

Bald Headed Cloud Ninja vs Shin

Shin asks the Bald Headed Cloud Ninja if he's seen his bro Sai Shaft.

Bald Headed Cloud Ninja quickly admits defeat

Claw Lord vs Fire Lord

Iron Claws having raked my face, I declare unequivocally that Fire Lord wins. Acid Rain burns, and so does fire. What is that in the face of claws?

Aniki vs Bakuto

Aniki poisons Bakuto. Aniki wins.

Bekko vs Bull

Bekko tries to unsummon bull but he doesn't have the contract.

Bull eats Bekko

Bull wins.

Bekko fans: Bull sh....oot.

Chichiyasu vs Ayame

Ayame makes ramen for Chichiyasu who burns it's tongue and then
accidentally drinks lighter fluid to ease the pain...and then dies.

Ayame wins

Tite Kubo vs Captain of the Ghost Ship

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Tite Kubo trolls Captain of the Ghost Ship as is his wont. But he does so majestically.
Someone decide


Done.

[mrsticky005]

Round Two


Chikara (Feudal Lord of the Land of Noodles) vs Ageha

Hm. Noble vs Beggar? Chikara has the advantage of status.
But everyone seems to love stories where the underdog wins.

Ageha wins.

Amachi vs Bisuke

Amachi uses Water Style: Great Cannon Ball Jutsu and Bisuke drowns

Chamu vs Agari

Chamu eats Agari. Chamu wins.

5th Raikage vs Wooster

Wooster wins because he works with lasers powered by lightning. He also empirically denied Santa to his face. This is why Christmas is solely commercial now.

Denka vs Dajimu

Denka has no clue what Dajimu looks like. Dajimu assasinates Denka.

2nd Raikage vs Manabu Akado

Manabu is still cooking. Given time, he'll make geezer where most people can't make 40.


Dread Lion vs Buna

Dread Lion roars.
Buna screams in fright.
Dread Lion thinks Buna is Naruto and about to use a powerful jutsu.
Dread Lion admits defeat.


1st Raikage vs Evil Minister of the Tea Lord

Evil Minister of the Tea Lord invites the 1st Raikage over for tea.

The tea is poison.

1st Raikage dies.

Evil Minister of the Tea Lord wins. How evil.



Baku (Anbu) vs Earth Dragon

Baku (Anbu) is presumed dead.
Earth Dragon lowers his guard.
Baku (Anbu) assassinates Earth Dragon

Baiu vs Gato

Baiu beats Gato with umbrella.
Gato has Baiu beaten to death
and then parades his corpse around town
to make an example out of those who dare question Gato

...and refuse to meet payments.

Bunzo vs Bansai

Bansai due to coin toss.

Bald Headed Cloud Ninja vs Shin

Shin asks the Bald Headed Cloud Ninja if he's seen his bro Sai Shaft.

Bald Headed Cloud Ninja quickly admits defeat

Claw Lord vs Fire Lord

Iron Claws having raked my face, I declare unequivocally that Fire Lord wins. Acid Rain burns, and so does fire. What is that in the face of claws?

Aniki vs Bakuto

Aniki poisons Bakuto. Aniki wins.

Bekko vs Bull

Bekko tries to unsummon bull but he doesn't have the contract.

Bull eats Bekko

Bull wins.

Bekko fans: Bull sh....oot.

Chichiyasu vs Ayame

Ayame makes ramen for Chichiyasu who burns it's tongue and then
accidentally drinks lighter fluid to ease the pain...and then dies.

Ayame wins

Tite Kubo vs Captain of the Ghost Ship

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Tite Kubo trolls Captain of the Ghost Ship as is his wont. But he does so majestically.
Someone decide


Done.


So then did Manabu Akado win? Hm. I suppose so. But I think battle
is far from over. Second Raikage will return to brawl with Manabu Akado.

So the winners of the second round are as follows:

Ageha the Beggar Girl.

Amachi the Water Lizard Dude

Chamu the Saber Tooth Tiger

Wooster the Uh Wooster

Dajimu The Anbu

Buna The Not Naruto

Evil Minister of the Tea Lord

Baku The Other Anbu and not the Summon

Shin The Dead Bro of Sai Shaft

Fire Lord The Namer of Medals

Aniki The Cheap Jerk Who Uses Poison To Win

Bull The Dog

Ayame The Ramen Girl

Tite Kubo the Heart


Coming soon

THE 3RD ROUND!

[Wooster]

Wait, how did I end up in the Long Distance Tier debate?

Anyway, I have lasers. Those can stay collimated for miles. >.>

[mrsticky005]

Wait, how did I end up in the Long Distance Tier debate?

Anyway, I have lasers. Those can stay collimated for miles. >.>

Yes but are they any match for the Evil Minister of the Tea Lord?