Politicians vs. 7-Year Old Ballerina Zombies

[Vatanui AKA Pride]

Following the invasion of the undead into the United States, John Boehner, Hillary Clinton, George Bush, Al Gore, and Barrack Obama is informed that they are the last chance humanity has. All equipped with a pump action shotgun, and their uncanny ability to persuade brainless deadbeats and or non-Tea Party, they each have three days of preparation for the dawning of the zombie army that awaits them.

Unfortunately, or fortunately, they discover their enemy to be all seven year old, ballerina zombies.

It's these guys

http://www.frugal-cafe.com/public_html/frugal-blog/frugal-cafe-blogzone/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/barack-obama-john-boehner.jpg

http://johnstodderinexile.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/hilllary-googly-eyed.jpg

http://www.sanfranciscosentinel.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/gore.jpg

versus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=071KqJu7WVo&feature=player_detailpage#t=31s

[Blind Uchiha]

How many zombie ballerinas are there? And wouldn't an army of brainless people be the perfect initial counter to fighting zombies? b:P

[Wooster]

Aww, when I saw politicians and ballerinas, I thought the debate would be who could spin the longest. :lol:

[Flying Fortress Skyfire]

Obama tries to save the world only to be immediately gunned down by the others, who are more interested in saving themselves.

[Bacon]

Ballerina:LET ME PEOPLE EAT

Obama promises the ballerinas more humans to feast on by subsidizing the development of cloning laboratories. Thereby ending world zombie hunger.

[Vatanui AKA Pride]

How many zombie ballerinas are there? And wouldn't an army of brainless people be the perfect initial counter to fighting zombies? b:P

As many as you can as long as you have .. IMAGINATION.