Outlaw's Saloon: THREADJAKING

[Sina]

Help ~*~angel~*~take her thread back (http://naruto.viz.com/forum/showthread.php?p=5683975#post5683975)

Welcome to Outlaw's Saloon

start breaking your bottles & make your way to the WANTED lists
+don't forget to PM me your Crime's profile (something like your criminal resume)


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Join ~*~angel~*~ arms
Rulz:

no Rulz everything allowed fighting,drinking,dancing,...

Outlaw's list:

join the Outlaws
Ino's Girl
deadtaka
Taker369
Twilit Lion (Leo)
The Second Pornkage
~*~Angel~*~
trouble88
Darknight

Profiles

Twilit Lion (Leo) Background- In my journeys around the world, I have Created Empires then defeat said Empires in another time period after my 'supposed' death. Also in my quest of order, many cilivilizations have fallen and in the battles I've fought against strong enemies towns and even countries were ruined, as if a massive hurrican blew through it. Also I have an apparent Split Personality that destroys random cities whenever I feel like it.

History- It all started in the year 3000 when I created an Artifical Lifeform and we used the souls within Russia to turn us into human philosopher's stone, However the police found out and banish me to the beginning of time. Then I learn to use a Keyblade and Unversed abilities. Someone also unlocked my Shinigami abilities.
Ino's Girl
Name: Maria
Background: She loves money, and will do anything to get it. Even kill
History: She has had a rough childhood, so eventually, she decided to rebel against the world and become evil.
~*~Angel~*~
Name: Mystic
Background: Is a vampire hunter whom loves money,Jewelry and Everything this world has to offer
History,: uhmmmmm
Darknight
Name: Lori "Scythe" Knight
Wanted for 4 counts of murder.
WANTED:

~*~Devil~*~

[Ino's Girl]

This seems fun

[deadtaka]

This seems like a time. A time.

[Ino's Girl]

What?

[deadtaka]

A good time.

[Ino's Girl]

um....okay

[Taker369]

a place were i belong

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

The Humanoid Typhoon, that's me. I belong 'ere for sure.

[Taker369]

that sounds familiar

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Uh Silver Eyed Lion King

[Taker369]

pulls out pics

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo. DX

[Taker369]

fine puts them away

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Thanks. o.o

[Taker369]

ddid u know barragan took pics of every one of his loyal subjects nude if u want proof look in his Drawer

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

I'll believe ya o.o

[Taker369]

and last night he was drunk and ran through hueco mundo naked thats why everything is Gray and dead

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

There goes Aizen's castle o.o'

[Ino's Girl]

o.O..

[Taker369]

why do u think Tossen is blind ?

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Hey IG

Edit- That actually makes sense, Taker.

[Ino's Girl]

Hey IG

Edit- That actually makes sense, Taker.
Hello, whatchu talkin about?

[Taker369]

he also swims nude in cheese x.x

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Hello, whatchu talkin about?
Uh I don't think you really want to know. XD

@Taker- Thats so unclean e.e.e

[Ino's Girl]

I know it has to do with Bleach, but swimming naked in cheese? W t f? xD

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

We're talking about the second Espada, Barragan. xD We joke around saying he's old and senile. o.o

[Ino's Girl]

He is xD

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Exactly. XD

[Ino's Girl]

He was awesome though. I miss the Espada

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Yea they were all pretty cool.

[Ino's Girl]

Except the big guy >.> He's a crappy character xD

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Yammy, yea I hated him the most.

[Sina]

Okay ... I'll add you to the list soon

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

sweet.

[Sina]

Okay ... only notorious users will be WANTED in the WANTED list

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Imma go destroy a town and make it look like a hurricane went through it. o.o

[Sina]

I'm targeting Forum's bank *cough*...Just kidding

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

I would have to kill you if that were true. o.o

[Sina]

yeah ... my first fight here...*Draws his pistol*

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Hahaha I'm the Galaxies Greatest Gunslinger, you think you can win. xD *summons my Death Weapons- Dual Pistols*

[Sina]

chill out man ...just kidding

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Dang it...fine. >.>

[Sina]

lets drink something dude

*offers some beer*

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Sure......I guess. *takes some*

[Sina]

Welcome to the wild Forum ...MuHAHAHAHA Taker misses this one

special beers... soon you see the other world

*disappears*

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

uh........

[Taker369]

oh my not again

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

o.o.o

[Taker369]

look below you points to circle he is trying to seal you

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Thanks man. *sealing cancels and I walk away*

[Taker369]

wait no dont Barragan is outside naked swimming in cheese

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

O.O Thanks for the warning.

[Taker369]

your welcome

[Sina]

too late to find your self in the middle of a deadly illusion

your poisoned

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Uh......thing is my body rejects poison. o.o

[Taker369]

oh it does

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Yes it does, Taker.

[Taker369]

would like some cheese ?

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Yea sure why not.

[Taker369]

pours u a cup of cheese

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Sweet. *drinks cheese*

[Taker369]

me watches barragan walk in naked from swimming in cheese

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

*doesn't look*

[Taker369]

your drinking the cheese he was in

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

O.O Ewwww. *stops drinking and spits out cheese*

[Taker369]

u may wanna die then come back to life the taste wont go away

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Good idea. *jabs pocket watch at my heart and I become a shinigami, walks back into body*

[Taker369]

all that cheese ruind

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Such a shame. e.e

[Taker369]

i got an idea but it wont be pretty

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Oh boy, what is it.

[Taker369]

were gonn pour it into barragans room

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Ah snap, let's try it.

[Taker369]

u distract him

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

That's easy. o.o Barragan I stole all your mice and fed them to Aizen. But he digests slowly you can still save them.
Barragan- What O.O mY babies I'll save you. *opens up Garganta and goes to Las Noches......is soon locked up in the Las Noches jail for trying to assult Aizen*

[Taker369]

me. ....

Uryu, pours cheese into barragans room

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

mission complete. o.o

[Taker369]

wait dont u 2 share a room ?

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Never. e.e.e

[Taker369]

that would be very creepy

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Indeed sir Indeed

[Taker369]

did Barrgan survive being put in jail ?

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Probably o.o
Barragan- *walks into room* uh Lion mai boi........I think the mice had a party in my room again.......

[Taker369]

as long as u didn't open the door all of us or safe

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Barragan- Don't worry, Aizen put my jail in my room cuz I went so much, theres a trapdoor into jail so its all good.

[Taker369]

what about your friends the mice looks at cheese there dead

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Barragan- O.O What. NOO DX who did this t.t my mice.......why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Taker369]

ask leo

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

It was Aizen.
Barragan- WHY Aizen ruins my life all the time. T.T

[Sina]

*sniff**sniff*

Cheese !!!

Damn you Taker

*runs away*(like Danzo's last moments)

[Taker369]

chases sina with cheese

[Sina]

chases sina with cheese

*kitty Eyes*

[Taker369]

no your a killer cat

[Sina]

*hugs Taker*

lets explode together!

[Taker369]

turns into snake no you will die alone slithers away

[Sina]

turns into snake no you will die alone slithers away

*giggles*

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[Ino's Girl]

o.o....

[Taker369]

that was a close call

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

I agree Taker. o.o

[Taker369]

leo u triped the alarm now a meteor is gonna hit us

[The Second Pornkage]

I am wanted in several countries around the globe, including Antarctica and Australia. They say I am a "threat to world order"... Luckily I snuck into the press station that released my wanted poster to say I'm
"Wanted: Dead or Alive. Reward: -$100,000,000,000" now people think if they turn me in, they'll have to pay a hundred billion bucks. I'm kicking it in broad daylight and people just stay away!

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Ah frigg. o.o

[Taker369]

I am wanted in several countries around the globe, including Antarctica and Australia. They say I am a "threat to world order"... Luckily I snuck into the press station that released my wanted poster to say I'm
"Wanted: Dead or Alive. Reward: -$100,000,000,000" now people think if they turn me in, they'll have to pay a billion bucks. I'm kicking it in broad daylight and people just stay away!
meteor hits you
Ah frigg. o.o
never mindfalse alarm

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Yes. xD Being of Power, high five. o.o

[Taker369]

cheese ?

[Ino's Girl]

Wait, what's happening?

[The Second Pornkage]

Luckily I was wearing my armored short shorts! Vintage edition!

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

cheese ?
Sure why not.
Wait, what's happening?
Uh.....not sure o.o
Luckily I was wearing my armored short shorts! Vintage edition!
Ah frigg,

[Taker369]

Wait, what's happening?
well Sina blew up
Luckily I was wearing my armored short shorts! Vintage edition!

does it protect you from krabs ?

[The Second Pornkage]

well Sina blew up


does it protect you from krabs ?

It protects me from MISTER Krabs. I knew I should've listened when he said to "beware the hooks!"

[Ino's Girl]

Sure why not.

Uh.....not sure o.o

Ah frigg,
Do you ever know?
well Sina blew up


does it protect you from krabs ?
Then let's celebrate with strippers!!!

[Taker369]

It protects me from MISTER Krabs. I knew I should've listened when he said to "beware the hooks!"
tsk tsk
Do you ever know?

Then let's celebrate with strippers!!!

your the only girl here :twisted:

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Do you ever know?

Then let's celebrate with strippers!!!
Some times. o.o

[Taker369]

in other words no

[Ino's Girl]

tsk tsk


your the only girl here :twisted:
Well, I'm feeling pervy tonight, so what the hell
/Strips for erryone xD
Some times. o.o
Okay o.o o.o o.o o.o

[The Second Pornkage]

I'm hiding in plain sight, teaching an Animal Gynecology class. Anybody interested?

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Well, I'm feeling pervy tonight, so what the hell
/Strips for erryone xD

Okay o.o o.o o.o o.o
I am a genius. o.o

[Ino's Girl]

I'm hiding in plain sight, teaching an Animal Gynecology class. Anybody interested?
Hell no
I am a genius. o.o
From what i've seen, you're not

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Hell no

From what i've seen, you're not
It's all a joke though. XD Some people in rl think I'm on drugs. xD

[The Second Pornkage]

Well, I'm feeling pervy tonight, so what the hell
/Strips for erryone xD

Okay o.o o.o o.o o.o

:O

I found another stripper! Get ready guys, this is gonna be good...http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/entries/icons/medium/000/006/194/nigel.jpg?1311102454

[Ino's Girl]

It's all a joke though. XD Some people in rl think I'm on drugs. xD
Are you? o.O

@Pornkage: Great -.- Now I have competition

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Are you? o.O

@Pornkage: Great -.- Now I have competition
my dad's a Sheriff.....so no. xD

[Ino's Girl]

A real outlaw would run from the sheriff

[The Second Pornkage]

Are you? o.O

@Pornkage: Great -.- Now I have competition

It's not about the competition, it's about the Blarghraghragh!
Besides, if it were a competition, you'd be winning

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Who said anything about a Sheriff. O.O

[Ino's Girl]

It's not about the competition, it's about the Blarghraghragh!
Besides, if it were a competition, you'd be winning
I'm flattered >////<
Who said anything about a Sheriff. O.O
You did -.-

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

I'm flattered >////<

You did -.-
Your point?

[Ino's Girl]

You should become an outlaw

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

I am, I'm the Humanoid Typhoon. o.o

[Ino's Girl]

What is that now? xD

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

A Typhoon is a Hurricane. o.o

[Ino's Girl]

I know but why do they call you that?

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Uh.....The damage I do to towns looks like a hurricane went through it. o.o

[Ino's Girl]

Make up a name for me xD

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

How about something having to do with fire or a firestorm.....or a water spout.....some crazy storm. o.o

[Ino's Girl]

Sure.

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

And now I must think of something O.O

[Ino's Girl]

You better, or i'm gonna go to pms mode

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Uh, I've thought of one, not sure if it's good or not.

The Living Plasma Storm.....I can think of another if you don't like it.

[Ino's Girl]

That's cool ^^ Thank you

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

You're welcome. ^^

[Ino's Girl]

Wow, we really sound like bad-ass criminals xD

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

I know right. xD

[Ino's Girl]

/Drinks a fifth of vodka

[deadtaka]

*drinks a tenth of vodka*

[Ino's Girl]

LOL I can take more alcohol than you

[deadtaka]

*drinks a 8,888,888th of vodka* p.-

[Ino's Girl]

Correct me if i'm wrong, but isn't it that the higher the number, the less you drink?

[Maikeru D. Shinigami]

That's correct. In this case.

[deadtaka]

It is p.o *drinks a 1th of vodka?* p.o

[Ino's Girl]

I knew I was right :ugeek:

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Uh.....my body rejects drugs.......I can't get drunk. xD

[deadtaka]

Interesting p.o *makes note in iPod*

[Ino's Girl]

Uh.....my body rejects drugs.......I can't get drunk. xD
Srlsy? What kind of outlaw are you? xD

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Srlsy? What kind of outlaw are you? xD
Blame my philosopher's stone and shinigami body. -.-

[Ino's Girl]

It's your fault for dying

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

my fault for having a father who is a shinigami. o.o

[Ino's Girl]

I'd rather be an arrancar. Shinigami's suck

[Maikeru D. Shinigami]

I'd rather be an arrancar. Shinigami's suck

Truth.

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Nah Shinigami's pretty cool, though I do fight as an Arrancar in BFV. Technically I'm a Vizard though.

[Maikeru D. Shinigami]

Shinigamis are too protagonistic.

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

That's why I am one though. o.o

[Ino's Girl]

So you're a good guy/outlaw?

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

I contradict myself all the time........Okay here it is, I have a Split Personality. O.O

[Ino's Girl]

So do I =D

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Sweetness. =D xD

anyway Imma be going to bed, Night Hayley.

[Sina]

@Taker

you want a meteor dude? ...Okay I have a lot of clones here so ...be careful

and Ino's girl is the first outlaw too!

@Ino's Girl

*poops on your party*

@The second Pornkage

not bad...

@ everyone

Start writing a resume (background, history, art, black-profile, whatever) and PM it to me!!!!

[Ino's Girl]

Awesome, I'm the first outlaw!!! Okay, I'm gonna work on my resume now

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Frigg, too lazy to do a 'resume' I will though. >.>

[Ino's Girl]

So am i, but it's mandatory >.<

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Yea. Oh well, I'll work on it in a few minutes.

[Ino's Girl]

Can you show it to me, so I can see how it's supposed to look like?

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Sure.....but what the heck is a black profile? o.o

[Ino's Girl]

I dunno xD I'll just skip it

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

So shall I then. xD

[Ino's Girl]

I already got my pic picked out xD Now I gotta work on background and history, which sounds like alot of work

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Yea, It does sound like a lot. xD Background is like your criminal record right. o.o

[Ino's Girl]

Yeah, I guess so. At first I thought it was your past, but that's history

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Yea I know. o.o I just want to make sure so everything is in order.

[Ino's Girl]

....Why'd you write order in italics? xD

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Uh.......I think I'm obsessed with order. xD

[Ino's Girl]

Then I guess you have OCD xD

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

I alreday knew that. xD I'm a mad genius. XD

[Ino's Girl]

This might seem impatient, but are you done? xD

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

I've got the history and background done.

[Ino's Girl]

Let me see how you set it up

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

I'll pm you, kay.

[Ino's Girl]

I finally completed it!!! Now to wait for Sina

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Indeed IG Indeed

[Sina]

Well done everyone ...

and don't put any pics ...please

[Toma RNK]

I came here thinking this was a thread about OUTLAW STAR (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outlaw_Star)

I should read more carefully.

[Sina]

I came here thinking this was a thread about OUTLAW STAR (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outlaw_Star)

I should read more carefully.

and wear glasses

[Toma RNK]

and wear glasses
Sadly, I have 20/01 and 20/15 vision. I don't need glasses. I just fail.

[Sina]

Sadly, I have 20/01 and 20/15 vision. I don't need glasses. I just fail.


well it's Outlaw's Saloon not Outlaw star ...completely different

[Toma RNK]

well it's Outlaw's Saloon not Outlaw star ...completely different
ahh, well then.
/saunters out looking lost
/has Alzheimers

[Ino's Girl]

What now, Sina?

[Sina]

do you have any criminal experiences?

[Ino's Girl]

Yeah.

[Sina]

well use this template ...

1 smuggling drugs and Cigar from Cuba to America
2 dealing drugs around the world ( doing s.hit (it's the professional phrase)
3 raping ....killing ...ordinary stuff

[Ino's Girl]

Okay, sure

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

She's like the first outlaw or something right.

[Taker369]

nah shut up

[Ino's Girl]

Nah, you shut up, Taker >.> I'm the leader

[Taker369]

i bow to no man

[Ino's Girl]

Woman, you goon!!! And you do bow down to me!!

[Taker369]

ill pay you 30 bucks and give u a cookie if you forget

[Ino's Girl]

Deal!!! ^^
/Eats cookie like a boss

[Sina]

Nah, you shut up, Taker >.> I'm the leader

Do we have a leada or something...!!!

*takes out his machine gun*

[Ino's Girl]

Yes, i'm the leader xD

[Taker369]

i vote for a rock to be the leader

[Ino's Girl]

You don't like me?
/Eyes start tearing up ;~;

[Taker369]

no i like you im just voting for a rock he promised me free candy

[Ino's Girl]

I promise you free...................money?

[Taker369]

money is good

[Ino's Girl]

Soooooo, that's a yes to me being leader?

[Taker369]

i vote for money

[Ino's Girl]

/Points an AK-47 at your head
Make me leader, or i'll pull the trigger!!! x3

[Taker369]

/Points an AK-47 at your head
Make me leader, or i'll pull the trigger!!! x3

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/014/2/7/revolver_oshawott_by_turbocharge0-d375v41.png

[Ino's Girl]

What the????

[Taker369]

i to have a gun

[Ino's Girl]

I have a faster gun soooooo
/shoots you first

[Taker369]

im already dead -_- shoots u back

[Ino's Girl]

That's not possible!! >.<

[Taker369]

oh but it is

[Ino's Girl]

Whatever, Just make me the leader!! I'll get on my knees and beg ;D

[Sina]

Bullet shower TIME!!!

(FX: gunshots)

[Taker369]

sina how did u come back to life ?

[loganace]

are there any openings for a rouge ninja. If there are are there any requiremets.`!:)`:D

[Sina]

sina how did u come back to life ?

MUHAHAHAHA... that was a stupid question!!!

FX: gunshots

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

I can't beleive I missed a gun fight.......well ya know what. *summons Dual Pistols and shoots compressed bullets of fire and ice everywhere*

[Ino's Girl]

I wanna shoot something!!!
/Shoots up everything

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Ah-ha, somebody. *points pistols at you*

[Ino's Girl]

/shoots you

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

*jumps up high into the sky and begins shooting fire and ice at you*

[Ino's Girl]

/Dodges
Fire and ice? That's cheating!!! D:

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

No it isn't. >.>

[Taker369]

Votes for IG

[ILIKEPIE]

............

[Sina]

*jumps on Taker with his tomahawk axe*

[Taker369]

not again tuns sina into a bomb

[Ino's Girl]

Why are we killing each other? We're supposed to be killing other people xD

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Good point, IG. o.o

[Sina]

not again tuns sina into a bomb

*lands his axe on your face*

every man for himself

[Taker369]

Happy birthday sina see you in hell Blows up thread

[Ino's Girl]

Yeah, happy birthday Sina!!!! <3333

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Errrrrrrrrrrr happy birthday?

[Ino's Girl]

We never finished our fight!!

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

Er uh.......Sure why not?

[Ino's Girl]

You don't want to -.-

[Twilit Lion (Leo)]

No, no, but maybe later, Imma have to go in a bit.