Tsunade vs Chuck Norris

[RSAHinataSpringbokF1]

A dandy battle between Tsunade and Chuck Norris would be exciting to see. Both of them are seniors but with a warrior's heart. Who wins?

[Moon]

tsunade

[Anbu-Phoenix]

holy crap this is the best battle iv seen all week

[Maikeru D. Shinigami]

Tsunade

[Kuromaki]

Seriously, Tsunade.

[Taker369]

yea right chuck norris would blink and she woul go flying.

[Kuromaki]

People, stop making Chuck Norris vs. topics -_-

[KyuubiAkatsuki]

Chuck Norris duh, he's like every god-like being put together but with a mean roundhouse :lol:

[Maikeru D. Shinigami]

People, stop making Chuck Norris vs. topics -_-

I agree all the Chuck stuff annoys me.

[ECW Original]

Chuck Norris

[Taker369]

LOL u just added fuel to the fire .

[KyuubiAkatsuki]

what fire?! *looks around* :mrgreen:

[takuya]

i dont even know how chuck norris is ive only heard of him and how good could he be and also tsunade has superhuman strength ppl one flick of the finger and chuck's flying

[KyuubiAkatsuki]

chuck norris used to be in a show called texas ranger or something, and he was trained by bruce lee, and was killed by him in enter the dragon i think?

[Moon]

chuck norris used to be in a show called texas ranger or something, and he was trained by bruce lee, and was killed by him in enter the dragon i think?
he was*writes in notepad:make an anti-chuck norris club:*

[KyuubiAkatsuki]

he was*writes in notepad:make an anti-chuck norris club:*
lol ok

[itachi/madara]

all chuck norris needs to do is look at tsunade and she dies

[Maikeru D. Shinigami]

he was*writes in notepad:make an anti-chuck norris club:*

I'd join it!

[Avenger]

all chuck norris needs to do is look at tsunade and she dies
I could just say "All Tsunade needs to do is look at Chuck Norris and he dies.". Seriously Hinata, can you stop all these threads with Chuck Norris?

[KyuubiAkatsuki]

why dont u people think that chuck norris cant beat tsunade?

[Maikeru D. Shinigami]

Because Tsunade is uber strong and I hate Chuck.

[Moon]

why dont u people think that chuck norris cant beat tsunade?
1.chuck is an ordanary person
2.tsunade has a punch that can mabye hit a head off it's shoulders

[KyuubiAkatsuki]

if thats the case then isnt tsunade just a drawing that chuck norris could rip?

[Moon]

if thats the case then isnt tsunade just a drawing that chuck norris could rip?
......how would they fight anyway they are in two separet universes

[Maikeru D. Shinigami]

Perhaps Chuck is just a drawing in the Naruto World that Tsunade could rip :twisted:

[KyuubiAkatsuki]

you guys are so right! *runs around because the intensity of the thoughts blew up my mind*aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!! *collapses* :lol:

[Taker369]

Maybe werre all drawing made by
KyuubiAkatsuki (http://naruto.viz.com/forum/member.php?u=2904) .

[KyuubiAkatsuki]

omg! *brain blows up*

[Maikeru D. Shinigami]

But what's if Kyuubi's drawing is just a drawing of much higher power?

ME

[KyuubiAkatsuki]

*whole body blows up*

[itachi/madara]

or what if we are games like sims 3?

[KyuubiAkatsuki]

*hobo next to me blows up*

[Sai's brother]

Chuck wins
because since Tsunade is only the show he can break the tv or erase he from the show

[makaveli575]

NOBODY messes with Chuck Norris ;).

[KyuubiAkatsuki]

ha ha lol so true!

[lxlDeathWishlxl]

Chuck is a very heavy sleeper. That's why he's dead. I stabbed him in his heart made of 99% bulletproof armor.

[KyuubiAkatsuki]

lol what? :lol:

[shadow-of-kabuto]

I think Chuck would be a little distracted to fight Tsunade, if you know what I mean...:shock:

[Avenger]

I think Chuck would be a little distracted to fight Tsunade, if you know what I mean...:shock:
Haha, Tsunade's "secret weapon".

[Rafael]

Haha, Tsunade's "secret weapon".

ha ha ha

[Rafael]

tsunade will win rep power for all that said Tsunade

[TheBlackChidori]

Chuck Norris once visited the Land of Fire, and put out the flames. True story.

[AshenREAPER]

Chuck Norris, the man can kill 2 stones with one bird, he will ALWAYS win. xD

[itachifan100]

tsunade definatley would win.she would send him flying,If sne was nice;)

[Avenger]

Chuck Norris, the man can kill 2 stones with one bird, he will ALWAYS win. xD
Wasn't surprised to find you here. xD

[jowner]

Chuck Norris actually died 4 years, death is just to afraid to tell him

[nexthokage]

sucks for chuck

[nexthokage]

but it would be tsunde

[Maikeru D. Shinigami]

Chuck Norris, the man can kill 2 stones with one bird, he will ALWAYS win. xD

I hear this one in EVERY forum with Chuck mentioned in it, use something new, as a matter a fact, don't use any at all because Chuck is awful.

[Lou!e]

Tsunade...Sucks for Chuck. One finger is all she would need.

[vampire Lycan]

Tsunade because i don't know who chuck noris is

[hotaru uzumaki]

Chuck norris is god!!!!

[Maikeru D. Shinigami]

Chuck norris is god!!!!

*Steps away from the lightning*

[KyuubiAkatsuki]

Chuck Norris!

[Avenger]

Tsunade! xD

[kentaru]

omg so hard to decide!!!!!!! it would be a tie

[mangagirl]

tsunade

[ECW Original]

Chuck Norris

[NaruSakufluff4ever]

WAKE UP!!!tsunade would so win because
1:PWNSOME MEDICAL JUTSU!!!
2: a flick on the finger was all she needed to send NARUTO flying.
3:CHUCK NORRIS IS DEAD!
4: GIANT SLUG ON TOP OF HIM=DEAD!
5: SAKURA IS A MINI TSUNADE. TSUNADE WINS!!!!!!!!

[Miles Edgeworth]

Tsunade has healing and super human strength, plus summonings.

Even chuck can't match that.

[Nick Tasogare]

She also has super enormous boobs, and Chuck is a red blooded man, Tsunade FTW