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Mai
07-14-2009, 07:37 PM
Mr. Sockums
Bring me a dream
Make it the sweetest that ive ever seen..
bring me some water and maybe a tissue
Cuz i cant help crying out dear lord..
Mr. Sockums
its so sticky
youre here to help, me not make a mess..
so youll hold hold every last drop...

assassin
07-14-2009, 07:37 PM
I got a car hood slamed on me. The car was just turned off so i got SERIOUSLY BURNED.

the reason we didn't go to the hospital is because i was gotten out quickly and could be treated at home. it still hurts like hell though.

Yajyuu Mikazuki
07-14-2009, 07:37 PM
Mr. Sockums
Bring me a dream
Make it the sweetest that ive ever seen..
bring me some water and maybe a tissue
Cuz i cant help crying out dear lord..
Mr. Sockums
its so sticky
youre here to help, me not make a mess..
so youll hold hold every last drop...

*gasp*

assassin
07-14-2009, 07:38 PM
Mr. Sockums
Bring me a dream
Make it the sweetest that ive ever seen..
bring me some water and maybe a tissue
Cuz i cant help crying out dear lord..
Mr. Sockums
its so sticky
youre here to help, me not make a mess..
so youll hold hold every last drop...


alright who's mr. Sockums.

itachifan100
07-14-2009, 07:39 PM
I got a car hood slamed on me. The car was just turned off so i got SERIOUSLY BURNED.

Spoiler:
the reason we didn't go to the hospital is because i was gotten out quickly and could be treated at home. it still hurts like hell though.




sorry get better

itachifan100
07-14-2009, 07:39 PM
alright who's mr. Sockums.
mabey her imagenary friend

Mai
07-14-2009, 07:40 PM
Mr. Sockums
Bring me a dream
Make it the sweetest that ive ever seen..
bring me some water and maybe a tissue
Cuz i cant help crying out dear lord..
Mr. Sockums
its so sticky
youre here to help, me not make a mess..
so youll hold hold every last drop...

SO my house can, stay nice and clean!
Mr. sockums...
without you
itll be messy
so im thanking you for everything!

Luna Mikazuki
07-14-2009, 07:41 PM
?????????????

Mai
07-14-2009, 07:41 PM
Mr. Sockums.. not an imaginary friend

its a family secret...

Look at my sig

assassin
07-14-2009, 07:44 PM
Mr. Sockums.. not an imaginary friend

its a family secret...

Look at my sig

and i'm ur best bud so y can't i know.

itachifan100
07-14-2009, 07:45 PM
who the h**l is mr.sockums a sock?????

Mai
07-14-2009, 07:45 PM
Mr. Sockum's is used for guys...
to not make a mess... only some ppl could figure it out with a pervy mind... hahaha

itachifan100
07-14-2009, 07:46 PM
is he a co***m

Luna Mikazuki
07-14-2009, 07:47 PM
Mr. Sockums is a condom

Yajyuu Mikazuki
07-14-2009, 07:47 PM
and i'm ur best bud so y can't i know.
I'm your stalking obssessor so why can't I know?

Mai
07-14-2009, 07:48 PM
Sockums...

take of sock.. n ur left with ums

sok c*ms = sockums

itachifan100
07-14-2009, 07:48 PM
well mai???

assassin
07-14-2009, 07:48 PM
I'm your stalking obssessor so why can't I know?

which one of us r u talking to

Yajyuu Mikazuki
07-14-2009, 07:49 PM
which one of us r u talking to
The world may never know

Mai
07-14-2009, 07:49 PM
NO! Mr. sockums is a sock used to not make a mess.. when jack!ng off

itachifan100
07-14-2009, 07:49 PM
bettter not be me

assassin
07-14-2009, 07:50 PM
The world may never know

i would kill u but i hurt to much to get out of this chair.

Luna Mikazuki
07-14-2009, 07:50 PM
*jumps up and down*

itachifan100
07-14-2009, 07:50 PM
*jumps up and down*
y??????

Yajyuu Mikazuki
07-14-2009, 07:51 PM
*jumps up and down*

*Runs under but is smashed by you*

Luna Mikazuki
07-14-2009, 07:52 PM
*Runs under but is smashed by you*
?
*walks away*

itachifan100
07-14-2009, 07:52 PM
ok *goes to tv and watches it*

Mai
07-14-2009, 07:53 PM
mr. Sockum's is a sock used for guys, to not make a mess when jacking off...

Yajyuu Mikazuki
07-14-2009, 07:53 PM
mr. Sockum's is a sock used for guys, to not make a mess when jacking off...
No duh.... I mean never uh... used one... before..... huhhuh

itachifan100
07-14-2009, 07:54 PM
mr. Sockum's is a sock used for guys, to not make a mess when jacking off...

y do u love him

assassin
07-14-2009, 07:55 PM
beats the hell outa me

Mai
07-14-2009, 07:57 PM
y do u love him

He's not my BF.... I don't have one...>.< He's a family thing..

jenny
07-14-2009, 07:57 PM
wow,this is also another show. lol,hey y`all.waz up? hey,theres pool,n a bar,n poker tables,but no karioke,for the drunk? wat is this place?

itachifan100
07-14-2009, 07:58 PM
wow,this is also another show. lol,hey y`all.waz up? hey,theres pool,n a bar,n poker tables,but no karioke,for the drunk? wat is this place?

this is a forum bar the best forum bar

NinjaVanish
07-14-2009, 07:59 PM
mr. Sockum's is a sock used for guys, to not make a mess when jacking off...

...why is it that every time i come to the bar there has to be a weird conversation like this???

itachifan100
07-14-2009, 08:00 PM
why is it that every time i come to the bar there has to be a weird conversation like this???
dont know. come in the mornin.first the gay bar now mr.sockums

assassin
07-14-2009, 08:01 PM
gtg latr y'all

Mai
07-14-2009, 08:01 PM
Me and my dad, we sing the song Mr. Sockums...

itachifan100
07-14-2009, 08:03 PM
Me and my dad, we sing the song Mr. Sockums...
W T F how old are you :shock::shock::shock:

Yajyuu Mikazuki
07-14-2009, 08:04 PM
Me and my dad, we sing the song Mr. Sockums...
Does your phone have battery now?

itachifan100
07-14-2009, 08:06 PM
sorry gotta go bye

Mai
07-14-2009, 08:13 PM
No...

Luna Mikazuki
07-14-2009, 08:22 PM
My stomach hurts

Naruto & Hinata
07-14-2009, 08:24 PM
*goes crazy again*

Naruto & Hinata
07-14-2009, 08:29 PM
*uses tomato powers* Tomato powers,, Activate!!!!

dogboy22
07-14-2009, 08:41 PM
*uses tomato powers* Tomato powers,, Activate!!!!

are you drunk lol

Luna Mikazuki
07-14-2009, 08:41 PM
My stomach hurts alot

Naruto & Hinata
07-14-2009, 08:45 PM
are you drunk lol
...noooo... yeeeessssshhhhh...

dogboy22
07-14-2009, 08:48 PM
My stomach hurts alot

i wish i could i help

dogboy22
07-14-2009, 08:49 PM
...noooo... yeeeessssshhhhh...

oh lol

Naruto & Hinata
07-14-2009, 08:51 PM
Cheese!!!!!

dogboy22
07-14-2009, 08:58 PM
Cheese!!!!!

*knocks out* *throws out window* and stay there

Luna Mikazuki
07-14-2009, 08:59 PM
i wish i could i help
Thanks

Naruto & Hinata
07-14-2009, 08:59 PM
*comes back through window**blows up a cat* Go Gir!!!

dogboy22
07-14-2009, 09:01 PM
*comes back through window**blows up a cat* Go Gir!!!

why is dib's head so why is dib's head so big

but wont it just explode just like this KABLAAM

Naruto & Hinata
07-14-2009, 09:02 PM
Go monkey power!!!

Luna Mikazuki
07-14-2009, 09:03 PM
*sits down*

Naruto & Hinata
07-14-2009, 09:04 PM
*drinks another beer*

Luna Mikazuki
07-14-2009, 09:06 PM
*takes beert away* you don't need that

dogboy22
07-14-2009, 09:07 PM
*takes beert away* you don't need that

*takes beer* neither do you *drinks beer*

Luna Mikazuki
07-14-2009, 09:07 PM
*takes beer* neither do you drinks beer
I wasn't gonna drink it lol

Luna Mikazuki
07-14-2009, 09:08 PM
http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/5452/xxxxxxxj.jpg
I felt like posting a pic lol
Well I guess if Mai did it I guess it was ok

And yes I know im weird looking

sasruto
07-14-2009, 09:09 PM
Hi everyone, i'm back

Luna Mikazuki
07-14-2009, 09:09 PM
Hi sasruto

Naruto & Hinata
07-14-2009, 09:09 PM
*drinks a bottle of black nikka*

dogboy22
07-14-2009, 09:09 PM
http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/5452/xxxxxxxj.jpg
I felt like posting a pic lol
Well I guess if Mai did it I guess it was ok

And yes I know im weird looking

:shock::shock::eek::eek::shock:

sasruto
07-14-2009, 09:10 PM
(What happened to the resort area?)
(I wasn't here. Sorry)

Naruto & Hinata
07-14-2009, 09:11 PM
Hi everyone, i'm back
hi shashruto

Luna Mikazuki
07-14-2009, 09:11 PM
:shock::shock::eek::eek::shock:
??????? why the :eek::shock: am I that ugly?

dogboy22
07-14-2009, 09:13 PM
??????? why the :eek::shock: am I that ugly?

no that is why i am shocked:shock:

Naruto & Hinata
07-14-2009, 09:14 PM
this is me

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/66/56216795.jpg
i wish

Luna Mikazuki
07-14-2009, 09:14 PM
no that is why i am shocked:shock:
Why are you shocked?
That isn't the best pic of me

Naruto & Hinata
07-14-2009, 09:14 PM
*drinks beer and kills the teletubbies and barney*

dogboy22
07-14-2009, 09:16 PM
Why are you shocked?
That isn't the best pic of me

cause your not ugly is why i am shocked your stunning :shock:

Luna Mikazuki
07-14-2009, 09:17 PM
cause your not ugly is why i am shocked your stunning :shock:
:shock: Thank you:shock:

Wait are you saying that cuz everyone called you homo cuz about the Mai thing?

assassin
07-14-2009, 09:17 PM
yo. im back.

sasruto
07-14-2009, 09:17 PM
Hello?

sasruto
07-14-2009, 09:18 PM
(no i'm back, what happened?)

assassin
07-14-2009, 09:19 PM
hey sas. havn't seen u in a while. don't hit me I got burned by a car engine. in the face and left arm

sasruto
07-14-2009, 09:19 PM
hey sas. havn't seen u in a while. don't hit me I got burned by a car engine. in the face and left arm
oh, okay.

Naruto & Hinata
07-14-2009, 09:19 PM
@ss hole powers, Activate!!!! duh duh duh duuuh

assassin
07-14-2009, 09:20 PM
their always active though N&H.

Naruto & Hinata
07-14-2009, 09:22 PM
now their more active*drinks all the whiskey*

sasruto
07-14-2009, 09:23 PM
ME WANT CHOCOLATE MILKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY sponsered by um.....the wright brothers.

Naruto & Hinata
07-14-2009, 09:24 PM
Heres ur chocalate milky, two cents plz

sasruto
07-14-2009, 09:26 PM
Heres ur chocalate milky, two cents plz
(I THOUGHT IT WAS FREE.....) *gives the (is it a employee?) em....a $100 dollar bill. Me want changy

assassin
07-14-2009, 09:27 PM
(what the hell is N&H doing. this place is free)

sasruto
07-14-2009, 09:28 PM
(what the hell is N&H doing. this place is free)
*gets $100 back*

Naruto & Hinata
07-14-2009, 09:28 PM
bye bye now

Naruto & Hinata
07-14-2009, 09:28 PM
(what the hell is N&H doing. this place is free)
i'm bored

sasruto
07-14-2009, 09:29 PM
ME WANT pepsi.

dogboy22
07-14-2009, 09:34 PM
:shock: Thank you:shock:

Wait are you saying that cuz everyone called you homo cuz about the Mai thing?

no you are stunning (sorry for late reply)

Luna Mikazuki
07-14-2009, 09:34 PM
no you are stunning (sorry for late reply)
Thank you:oops:

sasruto
07-14-2009, 09:36 PM
i'm bored
...me too...

sasruto
07-14-2009, 09:41 PM
*waiting * *wait* *snore* What? Oh.

sasruto
07-14-2009, 09:51 PM
Yoo-hoo! Anyone here??

sasruto
07-14-2009, 10:01 PM
Hey.......................??

Luna Mikazuki
07-14-2009, 10:12 PM
Hi......

BankaiNaruto
07-14-2009, 10:13 PM
hey guys, wat i miss?

BankaiNaruto
07-14-2009, 10:16 PM
*shrugs* i guess nothing, *summons fox and walks out*

Luna Mikazuki
07-14-2009, 10:18 PM
Hi!!!!!!

sasruto
07-14-2009, 10:18 PM
did i miss 3 posts?

sasruto
07-14-2009, 10:18 PM
Hi!!!!!!
HI!!!! I need to go in 2 minutes or more...

Luna Mikazuki
07-14-2009, 10:21 PM
Ok....

jenny
07-15-2009, 04:48 AM
http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/5452/xxxxxxxj.jpg
I felt like posting a pic lol
Well I guess if Mai did it I guess it was ok

And yes I know im weird looking
OMG,u look awsome,did u change ur hair color?cuz ur pics in the album ur hair is black.

jenny
07-15-2009, 04:50 AM
this is a forum bar the best forum bar
i know that! god,have u ever seen a bar before?

Kon
07-15-2009, 05:07 AM
who the h**l is mr.sockums a sock?????
OMG U R HALARIOUS :lol::lol::lol:

Kon
07-15-2009, 05:09 AM
y do u love him
LOL :lol: :lol:

Itachi : )
07-15-2009, 05:10 AM
A sock?

Kon
07-15-2009, 05:10 AM
beats the hell outa me
OMG U GUYS R HALARIOUS :lol: :lol: :lol:

Kon
07-15-2009, 05:10 AM
i read all the previous posts LOL

jenny
07-15-2009, 05:21 AM
leave the girl,n the sock alone!!!if she wants to be in-love w a sock,or mr.sockums,then let her!!u make it so difficult!

Itachi : )
07-15-2009, 05:23 AM
Ehhh?

jenny
07-15-2009, 05:26 AM
Ehhh?
.....just leave her alone! lol

Sephiroth
07-15-2009, 05:33 AM
*sits at the bar*

jenny
07-15-2009, 06:05 AM
hey,i want a...a...a drink.

Nick Tasogare
07-15-2009, 06:06 AM
*sits at the bar*

When did you and Candice start a story?

itachifan100
07-15-2009, 06:07 AM
im on break,for now muhahahaha
http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ovFHXGhVCQWF_M:http://manhandledinmt.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/evil20bunny.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://manhandledinmt.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/evil20bunny.jpg&imgrefurl=http://manhandledinmt.wordpress.com/2008/11/&usg=__jD02ZeirhKsBTfec9dTKgC5aT9M=&h=468&w=600&sz=37&hl=en&start=4&um=1&tbnid=ovFHXGhVCQWF_M:&tbnh=105&tbnw=135&prev=/images%3Fq%3Devil%2Bbunny%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26um% 3D1)

Sephiroth
07-15-2009, 06:10 AM
*grabs a beer adn drinks it* good is great,beer is good, and people are crazy *sings*

jenny
07-15-2009, 06:34 AM
*grabs a beer adn drinks it* good is great,beer is good, and people are crazy *sings*
its"god is great,...beer is good,..........n ppl r crazy."

Kon
07-15-2009, 06:34 AM
hey my peeps *walks in*

itachifan100
07-15-2009, 06:35 AM
hey bro

itachifan100
07-15-2009, 06:36 AM
bro i stumped u

itachifan100
07-15-2009, 06:36 AM
hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Kon
07-15-2009, 06:36 AM
yea hey r u eleven

itachifan100
07-15-2009, 06:37 AM
yeah.Why ask

Kon
07-15-2009, 06:42 AM
ok didnt u say u were in a thread i just wanted to make sure it was true haha lil bro

itachifan100
07-15-2009, 06:44 AM
>:l....

Kon
07-15-2009, 06:45 AM
hehe just messn :lol:

Kon
07-15-2009, 06:45 AM
im trying to up my post count

Kon
07-15-2009, 06:46 AM
hey itachi click my link in my sig

itachifan100
07-15-2009, 06:47 AM
http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/3239/narutougl.png
how did u make that???????? tell me

Kon
07-15-2009, 06:54 AM
hahahaha

itachifan100
07-15-2009, 06:55 AM
plz tell me

Kon
07-15-2009, 06:56 AM
i tried to make it at a different website but it didnt work and my gf told me about imagshack and my computer wouldnt work so she made it for me wat u jelous :lol:

Kon
07-15-2009, 06:56 AM
hold up ill get her to make u one k :mrgreen:

itachifan100
07-15-2009, 06:56 AM
thnx bro

Kon
07-15-2009, 06:59 AM
no problem :)

itachifan100
07-15-2009, 07:03 AM
check out my youtube channel bro
http://www.youtube.com/user/itachifanboy100

Kon
07-15-2009, 07:07 AM
it blocked my i cant see it

itachifan100
07-15-2009, 07:11 AM
it blocked my i cant see it
what cant u see,oh and how do i find my thing on imageshack

jenny
07-15-2009, 07:12 AM
she`s doing my name.

Kon
07-15-2009, 07:14 AM
yea she's ur cousin hey u wanna be in my forum family jenny :mrgreen:

itachifan100
07-15-2009, 07:15 AM
bro i cant find it

Kon
07-15-2009, 07:15 AM
what cant u see,oh and how do i find my thing on imageshack
i dunno dont ask me i ddnt make it :roll:

Kon
07-15-2009, 07:16 AM
bro i cant find it
ask or wait hold up ok :cool:

jenny
07-15-2009, 07:16 AM
yea she's ur cousin hey u wanna be in my forum family jenny :mrgreen:
sure!:mrgreen: n yeah,she`s also the 1 person i relate to better,she cool.

itachifan100
07-15-2009, 07:16 AM
ask or wait hold up ok :cool:
wadya mean

itachifan100
07-15-2009, 07:17 AM
jenny wanna be in my forum family too?

Kon
07-15-2009, 07:17 AM
wadya mean
hold up bro :eek:

Kon
07-15-2009, 07:18 AM
sure!:mrgreen: n yeah,she`s also the 1 person i relate to better,she cool.
yea u guys sure do act alot alike i read ur profile :lol:

Kon
07-15-2009, 07:18 AM
jenny u wanna be my sis or cuzn

jenny
07-15-2009, 07:19 AM
yea u guys sure do act alot alike i read ur profile :lol:
yeah,1 thng i dont lik about her,is that she can go boy crazy.

itachifan100
07-15-2009, 07:19 AM
bro ill ask shinobi4000

Kon
07-15-2009, 07:20 AM
as for u itachi u gotta wait until shinobi4000 pm's me back ok and who no's when that'll be :lol:

jenny
07-15-2009, 07:20 AM
jenny u wanna be my sis or cuzn
i dunno,u pick.

Kon
07-15-2009, 07:21 AM
yeah,1 thng i dont lik about her,is that she can go boy crazy.
wow really yea right not the way she acts :roll:
wait r u being serious :shock:

jenny
07-15-2009, 07:21 AM
jenny wanna be in my forum family too?
lol,sure.

Kon
07-15-2009, 07:22 AM
i dunno,u pick.
na i always let u guys pick :mrgreen:

Kon
07-15-2009, 07:22 AM
jenny u seem really cool

jenny
07-15-2009, 07:22 AM
wow really yea right not the way she acts :roll:
wait r u being serious :shock:
im serious.she tlked about u,4 about 3 days.

Hawk
07-15-2009, 07:22 AM
Naruto/Fan Boy loves cherryflower
^
Thats for insulting my mom yesterday

itachifan100
07-15-2009, 07:25 AM
ok im on shift

Kon
07-15-2009, 07:25 AM
im serious.she tlked about u,4 about 3 days.
:shock: wat!!!!!!!!!!!!!
na :roll:

Hawk
07-15-2009, 07:26 AM
:shock: wat!!!!!!!!!!!!!
na :roll:
Naruto your not gonna get lucky, only i do, and it'll stay that way

Kon
07-15-2009, 07:26 AM
Naruto/Fan Boy loves cherryflower
^

Thats for insulting my mom yesterday

wat i wasnt insulting ur mom i said that to every1 in the village not just u plus its a joke :roll:

Kon
07-15-2009, 07:27 AM
Naruto your not gonna get lucky, only i do, and it'll stay that way
wat the heck r u talking about :roll:

itachifan100
07-15-2009, 07:27 AM
order up

Kon
07-15-2009, 07:27 AM
ok im on shift
bring me a 24 pack ight :lol:

Hawk
07-15-2009, 07:27 AM
wat i wasnt insulting ur mom i said that to every1 in the village not just u plus its a joke :roll:
My mom is dead you a**hole

Kon
07-15-2009, 07:28 AM
k guys im hungry brb

Hawk
07-15-2009, 07:28 AM
wat the heck r u talking about :roll:
I dont know im just saying random things like i usually do

Kon
07-15-2009, 07:29 AM
My mom is dead you douche bag
like i new dat plus i said it to every1 in the village it was a joke to every1 not just u it was ajoke to u shadowatching and ulmo a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
to make u guys laugh

Kon
07-15-2009, 07:30 AM
i didnt think any1 would take offense to it

itachifan100
07-15-2009, 07:31 AM
wow ok bro i got it

itachifan100
07-15-2009, 07:31 AM
thnx to whoever gave me rep

Hawk
07-15-2009, 07:32 AM
i didnt think any1 would take offense to it
Okay my joke is over, my mom isnt dead i just wanted to make you pissed off :lol:

itachifan100
07-15-2009, 07:34 AM
hawk if u wanna fight my bro theres an arena in the middle of the bar

Kon
07-15-2009, 07:36 AM
So u didnt take offense to it

Kon
07-15-2009, 07:36 AM
darn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hawk
07-15-2009, 07:37 AM
hawk if u wanna fight my bro theres an arena in the middle of the bar
no i dont want to

Kon
07-15-2009, 07:37 AM
Yo momma so fat she uses mexico as a tanning bed hahaha

Hawk
07-15-2009, 07:37 AM
darn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol you fell for it

Kon
07-15-2009, 07:37 AM
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

itachifan100
07-15-2009, 07:38 AM
Yo momma so fat she uses mexico as a tanning bed hahaha
bro whos momma, hawk's.you wanna fight him now

Hawk
07-15-2009, 07:39 AM
Yo momma so fat she uses mexico as a tanning bed hahaha
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

itachifan100
07-15-2009, 07:40 AM
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
whos momma mine

Hawk
07-15-2009, 07:42 AM
whos momma mine
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world

Kon
07-15-2009, 07:44 AM
............................................

Hawk
07-15-2009, 07:45 AM
.................................................. .............................

Kon
07-15-2009, 07:45 AM
Yo momma so fat she played pool with the planets

Kon
07-15-2009, 07:45 AM
Hahahahahahahhahaha

itachifan100
07-15-2009, 07:46 AM
*throws shuriken*

Hawk
07-15-2009, 07:47 AM
Yo momma so fat she played pool with the planets
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Kon
07-15-2009, 07:48 AM
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Hawk
07-15-2009, 07:48 AM
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it

Kon
07-15-2009, 07:49 AM
Yo momma so skinny when i went to hug her i fell right to the groung
*doges shruken that itachi threw*

Hawk
07-15-2009, 07:49 AM
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER

Kon
07-15-2009, 07:50 AM
Yo momma so fat when she went to sit down the whole couch got stuck up in her @-$-$

Hawk
07-15-2009, 07:50 AM
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!

Hawk
07-15-2009, 07:50 AM
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Kon
07-15-2009, 07:50 AM
Yo momma so fat she went to japan and they all stater screamin GODZILLA!!!!!!

itachifan100
07-15-2009, 07:51 AM
your momma dumb that when the sun went out she thought she had to pay the electric bill

Hawk
07-15-2009, 07:52 AM
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Hawk
07-15-2009, 07:52 AM
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

itachifan100
07-15-2009, 07:52 AM
your momma so old she was a waitress at the last supper

Nine
07-15-2009, 07:53 AM
(,,l,, -_- ,,l,,)

Kon
07-15-2009, 07:53 AM
yo momma so fat she went to china and the chinese started bowing to her and saying lord buddha!!!!!!!

Hawk
07-15-2009, 07:53 AM
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Hawk
07-15-2009, 07:53 AM
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

itachifan100
07-15-2009, 07:53 AM
your momma so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade(im sorry for insulting you jesus)

Hawk
07-15-2009, 07:53 AM
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers

Hawk
07-15-2009, 07:54 AM
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Nine
07-15-2009, 07:54 AM
yo mama so getto,when she brest feeds,grape juce come out

Hawk
07-15-2009, 07:54 AM
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning

Kon
07-15-2009, 07:54 AM
Ur momma so fat she saw the moon and said cookie!!!!!!!!!!!

Hawk
07-15-2009, 07:55 AM
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Hawk
07-15-2009, 07:55 AM
Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read

Hawk
07-15-2009, 07:56 AM
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

Hawk
07-15-2009, 07:56 AM
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

itachifan100
07-15-2009, 07:56 AM
Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.

Hawk
07-15-2009, 07:56 AM
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Hawk
07-15-2009, 07:57 AM
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

itachifan100
07-15-2009, 07:57 AM
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Hawk
07-15-2009, 07:57 AM
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Kon
07-15-2009, 07:57 AM
Yo momma so scary minato came back and let the nine tailed fox out and sealed her up

Hawk
07-15-2009, 07:58 AM
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

itachifan100
07-15-2009, 07:58 AM
Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday

Nine
07-15-2009, 07:58 AM
yo moma so hariy the only langwitch she speak is WOOKIE.whhhhhhhh

Hawk
07-15-2009, 07:58 AM
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

itachifan100
07-15-2009, 07:59 AM
Yo momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown

Hawk
07-15-2009, 07:59 AM
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Hawk
07-15-2009, 07:59 AM
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

itachifan100
07-15-2009, 07:59 AM
Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Hawk
07-15-2009, 08:00 AM
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

jenny
07-15-2009, 08:00 AM
yo momma so stupid,she put make-up on her head,just to make up her mind!

Hawk
07-15-2009, 08:01 AM
Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.

Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.

itachifan100
07-15-2009, 08:01 AM
Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.

Hawk
07-15-2009, 08:01 AM
yo momma so stupid,she put make-up on her head,just to make up her mind!
lol you beat me to it

Kon
07-15-2009, 08:02 AM
Yo momma so stupid she went fishing and threw her computer in the water and said im using the internet!!!!!!!!!!!

Hawk
07-15-2009, 08:02 AM
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

itachifan100
07-15-2009, 08:03 AM
Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?" she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."

Hawk
07-15-2009, 08:03 AM
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Hawk
07-15-2009, 08:04 AM
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!

Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

itachifan100
07-15-2009, 08:04 AM
Yo momma so short she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare!

Hawk
07-15-2009, 08:04 AM
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida

itachifan100
07-15-2009, 08:04 AM
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
hehehe i beat u to it

Hawk
07-15-2009, 08:04 AM
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

Kon
07-15-2009, 08:04 AM
Yo momma so stupid she thought glue was s-p-e-r-m

itachifan100
07-15-2009, 08:05 AM
Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, "Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!"